🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Watching a Mr Snowflake reaction to the latest bus where ALR brings up Snowflake’s kid (which I feel like everyone already knows about). He responds to this by being “a bitch” where he gives very vague tea and claiming that when she dated Jade Francis of New York/Wifey/Faline, she obtained the personal details of another YouTuber and constantly messaged and harassed them.

Screenshot of relevant part of transcript (sorry it’s poor quality I’m a mobilefag)

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Watching a Mr Snowflake reaction to the latest bus where ALR brings up Snowflake’s kid (which I feel like everyone already knows about). He responds to this by being “a bitch” where he gives very vague tea and claiming that when she dated Jade Francis of New York/Wifey/Faline, she obtained the personal details of another YouTuber and constantly messaged and harassed them.

Screenshot of relevant part of transcript (sorry it’s poor quality I’m a mobilefag)

The part where he says to Amber that Emily is not the only ex with loose lips is more interesting to me than Amber harassing some reaction channel.

He sprinkles more of this throughout the video hinting towards that he is talking or has been talking to Jade.

🌈 plsss let this be true.
 
Beggars can't be choosers and I doubt cameo is paying enough to fund her daily Doordash habit, especially since it's now after Christmas.
At $80 each she sold 100+ cameos in a month. More than enough to pay her rent, bills and doordash. Sure…I’d not be happy to weiegh 5x what I do, but that income would be difficult to turn down, Sorry but SM is and always will keep her fat as fuck.
 
Watching a Mr Snowflake reaction to the latest bus where ALR brings up Snowflake’s kid (which I feel like everyone already knows about).
This feels like new information, and would explain his renewed ALR vigour. My impression based purely off speculation by Pookie is that he's a single divorcee, but his vlogs and most recent reacts ("kicked out" of his filming room?) read as otherwise.

Do we have a comprehensive dox on Big Keith? I did a keyword search here and nothing of substance comes up. Not that it really matters though, just my autism needing an itch to be scratched.
 
At $80 each she sold 100+ cameos in a month. More than enough to pay her rent, bills and doordash. Sure…I’d not be happy to weiegh 5x what I do, but that income would be difficult to turn down, Sorry but SM is and always will keep her fat as fuck.
She was earning that kind of money running up to Christmas when speds and haydurs were more likely to spend that kind of money on cameos for fellow speds and haydurs, is it really sustainable long term? I don't disagree that the internet will unfortunately always provide some kind of an income stream for the likes of her, but $800 wouldn't even support her food habit never mind whatever she spends on rent, bills, bingo, amazon hauls, etc. She's too lazy and stupid to stream on other platforms (even Chantal manages that) and I guess being CEO at the Typing Pool doesn't pay that well either so whether she likes it or not she needs whatever crumbs Keemstar will throw at her until she starts making her own YT money again.

EDIT: I am an exceptional individual I meant $8000 and not $800 lmao
 
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Do we have a comprehensive dox on Big Keith? I did a keyword search here and nothing of substance comes up. Not that it really matters though, just my autism needing an itch to be scratched.
he also mentioned Narc Alert going into forums and making up stories about him...
 

Probably about this, not sure why this is resurfacing.
A small cow crossover was a pleasant surprise for me just now. So I've been following this woman Avril Bellis for maybe about a year now. She first caught my attention because she made some weird videos directed at Alan Roberts where she seems to be attemping to accuse him of something but she speaks in word salad, so it's hard to understand what she's getting at a lot of the time. After perusing her catalog of videos I found that she's mostly boring, but she is also a schizo who thinks celebrities are stalking her, and she spent several weeks last winter pretending to be gravely injured on the wrist by a healthcare ride bus (she's Canadian and uses the hospital shuttle as her personal cab service).

She will make like 10 boring pointless videos in a row with nothing of note, and then suddenly post 1-5 new videos where she is rambling incoherently about being stalked and harassed, yelling on the phone at someone, or screaming at her mom, who is elderly and lives with her. It seems very much to be a Grey Gardens situation. Last I saw of Avril she was being blocked by Alan Roberts in one of his livestreams and then she stopped making videos for several weeks.

Imagine my shock this afternoon when I found she had a series of new short videos where she accuses none other than Miss Amberlynn Reid of stalking and harassing her. She also claims someone named Ivy Reid is somehow in cahoots with Amber and stalked her mom (? maybe that's what she's implying, like I said this woman is incoherent). The main gist of this is that Avril sent Amber mail to her PO Box and commented on her Instagram, Amber blocked her on Youtube and Instagram, and that is somehow stalking, bullying and harassing behavior. I just figured I would share because I did not expect to hear this broad talking about Amber lol

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fTBKIT4I9Gchttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JHtSpb6iL-Qhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-tISBEt1NZ0
 
The part where he says to Amber that Emily is not the only ex with loose lips is more interesting to me than Amber harassing some reaction channel.

He sprinkles more of this throughout the video hinting towards that he is talking or has been talking to Jade.

🌈 plsss let this be true.
While the part of me hopes this is Jade giving away some secrets to Snowflake, my gut tells me that people who were getting harassed by Amber during season 5 are coming forward to tell some of the big reaction channels now and the reaction channels are creating a story out of that to get Amber mad and start slipping up even more. Although, victims of an empath episode 5 would do numbers
 
$80 x 100 = $8000
Fuck that was a retarded typing fail on my part oops :story: Still, that won't get gorlyflop very far the way she spunks money and I think we can take her claims of having $100K saved up with a huge pinch of sodiums. Unless Keemstar is paying her a fortune behind the scenes I just don't believe that a narc like Amber would be working for somebody else unless she actually needed to.
 
Becky didn’t write her scripts though…Mt Snowflake wrote them for her.
See, I thought it was Dakota, and that the reason Becky stopped uploading was everyone was pearl clutching over Dakota’s shady pedo Tumblr past.

At any rate, she still has a ton of YT subscribers, and doing retro reacts to Amber’s videos would bring in money. That’s assuming she’d like people to stop calling her ‘Beggy.”

Whoops, sorry, that should be “Beg.”
 
I've always felt pretty neutral about Beck and maybe even sympathetic in her health struggles but damn, how hard is it to just go on stream from your phone to chat a little and collect superchats even if you're bedbound recovering after surgeries? the lowest effort content would bring much more money than constant dry-begging. you were literally handed a channel with over 100k subs on a golden platter, and this is how you decide to (not) use it? cool

edit: accidentally posted reply midway through the sentence
I feel the same. All Necky had to do was post a video, even if it’s just a 5 minute video or a quick livestream that negated the need for editing, which could be done from the comfort of their bed. Beck really has left a sour taste in my mouth as of late. The grift has to stop. I’m confused by their claims of mounting medical bills without insurance because they most certainly would have qualified for subsidized health insurance due to their lack of income and medical conditions. They JUST got a hefty chunk of money from Rachel. The fucking nerve, the gall, nay- the AUDACITY, to come back to the community for more money is both disgusting and impressive because I’d be too ashamed and embarrassed to crawl back e-begging AGAIN. It’s been YEARS since their relationship with Big Al. Enough is enough, the buck needs to stop. I’ve never agreed with Amber before but this is the one time I will say she was right about something, and that something is that Beck is a lazy fuck! Get off the fucking teet, Beck.
 
I can't watch Keem's show. It's basically an internet version of Maury or Jerry Springer. The script is so poorly written and everything so egregiously acted that it can manage to make someone as weird and kooky as Amber seem boring and uninteresting. It appeals to the lowest common denominator, e.g., the low-IQ paypigs that will send hundreds of dollars just to say "lol fat" in the chat.
On the topic of fake and gay, here is a clip someone capped from a now-deleted Lolcow Cracked stream on Jan 16th. Boogie was alone, and Gidgy and Scooter jumped on without realizing he was live:




Scooter: Boogie.
Boogie: I hear you lost everything tonight, mothafuckahhh!
Scooter: No, come on!
Boogie: Yeah yeah!
Scooter: You really believe that?
Boogie: You think bus is watchable without Amberlynn Reid?
Scooter: You really think she quit?
Boogie: Uhhh.. Clearly!... That's what they're fucking telling me!
Gidgy: *indiscernable mumbling*
Boogie: You understand she was NEVER gonna make it a month. You understand she was NEVER gonna make it a month.
Scooter (or Gidgy?): You have that little faith in me?
Boogie: In YOU?!? No, in HER!!
Gidgy: BOOGIE! COME ON! WE'VE BEEN WORKING THIS SHIT FOR 3 DAYS!
Scooter: This was my storyline. She's in on it.
Boogie: STORYLINE?!? What are you talking about, I'm LIVE! What are you talking about?
Scooter: What happened on live?
Boogie: Wha? I'm live right now!...
Scooter:....
Gidgy:....
Boogie: OH MY GOD!! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!
Lolcow Bus is Scripted - Scooter Admits on Hot Mic (Boogie2988 deleted stream) by Huggy Show
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TL; DR - Amber is at the very least aware of and complicit in LCU's scheme to drag Beg through this toxic wasteland to try and further humiliate Ree-neck-uh, and for a few extra coins (surprising absolutely NO ONE).

Now, this could have been an intentional leak. You know, kinda like a 'revelation of the method' molmunt type deal ... but I don't think Keem works that hard to manipulate his paypigs - they're even dumber than Amber herself.

Roxy is live right now. She says "Scooter, you made over $2,000 last night. YouTube takes 30%. Then Keem gets 25%, you get 25%, ALR gets 25%, and Sweet Tea gets 25%."

So what y'all would like to do with that information.
I dunno. I think I'd take anything Roxy (or any of them) says with a grain of salt. So far Roxy's been inaccurate about a lot of things while "speaking up" for the detractors. Just enough to make a mess of things - possibly trying to undermine the stance of the haydurz in order to drive more hate-engagement as they superchat $20 over and over again to desperately try to correct the record. Or maybe she's just too mush-brained to retain information. She got that $2,000 number by multiplying 50x$20.
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Ambo may have negotiated herself a higher cut than the 25% that Roxy just isn't aware of (or maybe Amber gets 25% but also got some other type of bonus). Though I doubt Ambo's making good money. Chantal said they offered her $100 to do one show. Amber probably makes a little more than she would doing a full shift in some sort of unskilled labour position (that she'd be completely incapable of doing), but CONSIDERABLY LESS than what she was making on her own channel - even less than what she was making during her livestream only era.

I just don't trust any of them. I mean, Boogie is the male version of Ambo. He's been accused of pretty much everything Amber has: financial/mental/emotional abuse of intimate partners, horrendous accusations against family members, claimed past partners to be abusive, embellished medical conditions for sympathy and engagement, severely downplayed social media earnings for ebegging purposes, and just general all-around sexual degeneracy. He also has a preference for considerably younger partners. And no one on LCU gives a single fuck about what he's done or who he's harmed. They're all gigantic pieces of shit that would say and do almost anything to keep the donos coming in.

(I know, I know; my tinfoil hat might be a little too tight)

"Once you go fat you never go back" I guess she's right about that, big gorl left "fat" behind several hundred el bees ago.
Wow. Not Amber making EVEN MORE remarks about wanting to fuck men.

OFC beggy doesn't want to work for money. All they need to do is post on their community tab, why would they do extra? One of the things I can agree with Fat Amber on is that Necky is a lazy lazy lazy opportunistic parasite.
EXACTLY!. Why bother entering their thunderdome for a fraction of the pot, when Ree-neck-uh can cry on her own channel to get all 100% of the pot? Plus, we've seen Beg in livestreams during that big comeback tour. Even with all the softball questions and kid gloves, she needed her creepy girlfriend Dakota to tard-wrangle her to keep it moving.

It really makes me torn on whether or not I'd want to see her on the show.
On one hand, it would be more effort per dollar than she's had to put out for money in YEARS, which is hilarious.
On the other hand, *NOT* showing up affects Amber's money and derails LCU's gayops, which is also hilarious.



The one thing I can't figure out is exactly what is Ambo's end goal with this? She is being such a detestable CUNT on LCU that I'm not sure anyone but her few most die-hard Ambabies will believe the "I was following a script" line she's going to give them (that is, if the NDA Keem no doubt made her sign would even ALLOW her to claim that their show is scripted). She's truly showed her whole ass here and I don't know if she could revive her channel enough that she wouldn't have to continue to do at least SOME LCU nonsense to cover her bills. She probably feels like everything is fine because it's just the barely sentient amoeba that's being covered for coin.... but just wait until that well runs dry and they have to move on to Jade. Or maybe Alexis will have her 20th falling out with Amber and will be a guest on the show. By then the relationship with Emily will have soured yet again, possibly bringing her on the show. And who knows, maybe that psycho bitch Brittany ("Valentine's" wife) will crawl out of the workwork again, desperate for another 15 minutes of fame?
:optimistic:

Edit: typos.
 
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I feel the same. All Necky had to do was post a video, even if it’s just a 5 minute video or a quick livestream that negated the need for editing, which could be done from the comfort of their bed. Beck really has left a sour taste in my mouth as of late. The grift has to stop. I’m confused by their claims of mounting medical bills without insurance because they most certainly would have qualified for subsidized health insurance due to their lack of income and medical conditions. They JUST got a hefty chunk of money from Rachel. The fucking nerve, the gall, nay- the AUDACITY, to come back to the community for more money is both disgusting and impressive because I’d be too ashamed and embarrassed to crawl back e-begging AGAIN. It’s been YEARS since their relationship with Big Al. Enough is enough, the buck needs to stop. I’ve never agreed with Amber before but this is the one time I will say she was right about something, and that something is that Beck is a lazy fuck! Get off the fucking teet, Beck.
Beggy needs to either livestream like once a week where she does some retro reacts and talks about her medical conditions or just leave the scene. Its so fucking annoying to see her just pop up every 3 weeks asking for more money to do something. She could even go on one of those lolcow shows but she would just wilt under any pressure. And its so fucking annoying to see reaction channels treating her with kid gloves
 
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But that second comment is the first time I have, personally, heard anything about her wetting the bed? Not that I think YouTube comments are a good place to gather information, just stuck out. I could also just not be paying attention.

EDIT: oops forgot the title: “AMBERLYNN REID IS BACK!!! 🤗🎉👀
 
See, I thought it was Dakota, and that the reason Becky stopped uploading was everyone was pearl clutching over Dakota’s shady pedo Tumblr past.

At any rate, she still has a ton of YT subscribers, and doing retro reacts to Amber’s videos would bring in money. That’s assuming she’d like people to stop calling her ‘Beggy.”

Whoops, sorry, that should be “Beg.”
Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

Didn't allegedly Becky (publicly) break up with her over that?
There was some pushback against her for being with Dakota after that tumblr shit came out… but I think an overwhelming majority of people were willing to pretend it didn't happen and use the excuse of "it was in the past" because at least it's not money/support going to Amber.


A lot of people who *do* donate to Becky pretty much justify everything Becky (and other exes, except Emily and probably Jade if she made an appearance) do with "as long as Amber isn't getting money or support, it's fine."

Look at how many people dump money to Haydurs like Jordy just because Amberlynn doesn't like them.


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But that second comment is the first time I have, personally, heard anything about her wetting the bed? Not that I think YouTube comments are a good place to gather information, just stuck out. I could also just not be paying attention.

EDIT: oops forgot the title: “AMBERLYNN REID IS BACK!!! 🤗🎉👀

Maybe it's related to the mattress that she made Becky haul around the house?

People thought it was because Amberlynn would at least pee on it because she was basically bed-bound and immobile.

But the true reason was worse: she was free bleeding on it due to her untreated uterine cancer.

Instead of figuring out why she was bleeding so much, she just remedied it with sitting on the mattress rather than Eric and Ricki's furniture.


I've personally can't recall her (or exes) ever saying she's messed the bed after that.

I wouldn't be surprised and I think people have speculated on it due to her immobility and the washcloth-gate, but pissing/shitting her own bed hasn't been a thing an ex said, as far as I remember.

I don't know who this ex is- Emily?

The most damning thing she said that I remembered:
- Amberlynn scratched and bruised her and then blamed Emily for her doing that.
- Amberlynn kept her up all night and she had to work her usual nurse shift after that.
- Amberlynn would follow her and fight with her. This resulted in Amberlynn being pushed down.

But I don't remember her saying Amberlynn pisses the bed.
 
Imagine my shock.View attachment 8442646

But that second comment is the first time I have, personally, heard anything about her wetting the bed? Not that I think YouTube comments are a good place to gather information, just stuck out. I could also just not be paying attention.

EDIT: oops forgot the title: “AMBERLYNN REID IS BACK!!! 🤗🎉👀
Mr.Snowflake started mentioning Amber pissing the bed within the last few days. Prior to that, there had been no mention of it. It has to be some new info. That was dropped simultaneously with Snowflake saying that Emily is cheating on Amber with some other fat cunt in Canada.
 
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