🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Some clips.
Typical yelling from the start. What a nice lady.

She gets muted by the dude using the Ethan Ralph sunglasses trick.

Gets alogged by computer voice > has stroke.

Another fat comment getting her to stand up. It's working! (Zoomed in for your analysis.)

"KellyTheInstigator" chimes in about Becky, she seethes.

I think she had sex with Hot Cheetos?

She names all the things she thinks make you better than someone else, freezes, changes subject.

Impotent seethe > professes her love for sugary drinks.

Serf Amber gets scolded feudal lord Scooter. I imagine King Keem adds a mark in his tome to dock 50 dollars. Immediately behaves next time within mere seconds. Better keep that paycheck. Kept the dance in full for those more deviant viewers.

Scooter poses the question, "What did Becky do that was so wrong to you?". She of course never talked about her.

Gets extremely mad about Becky again.

The work this time (or is it the shoot?) has been getting Becky on for an interview. Preempts that Becky is going to lie. Tries to fake cry. You can tell it's fake because Keem comes in.

Keem W.

Feudal Lord Scooter whips Serf Amber once again as she tries to interrupt a message about Emily Franz, the DEATH FEEDER. Talks about Anne Frank. Another chat about Emily and her K/D ratio happens she tries to talk over it, gets whipped again.

Keem tries to get a straight answer out of Amber. She confirms that Becky is a bad person and it was actually HER who took care of Becky. Amber says she is the type of person that would make good with anyone, Keem suggests just that right after and she looks super thrilled about the idea. Seconds later explains why she will never make up with Becky.

Tina appears. Amber once again proves she is desperate for male attention. She also seems to get a sick joy when Tina starts to talk about how Becky had to wipe her ass. She really just made her do that shit cause controlling her felt good. Gets challenged to "kick her legs" and cannot do it. Blames the chair. Loses yet another encounter with a human being.

Gets called out for her constant whining about quitting. Seethes at her middle management boss, Scooter.

Explains how the dying cancer heart disease woman, Becky, would sell her soul for money. That's not very nice Amber. I thought you were nice?! Karina Kaboom is going to fucking seethe about this and this entire video. Those pearls are FUCKED.

Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
"YES THIS IS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB. ITS A FUCKIN LIVER BOOB WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCHES"
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Miscellaneous compilation of clips of her seething, getting trolled, etc. Ends with her quitting.

Enjoy friends. :mutted:
 
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A small reminder that Amber is yelling and shrieking at top volume and likely has her scared pets in the room with her. Not to mention neighbours above and to either side. You cannot hate this blight on society enough.
 
Late because I hate this lolbus arc.

If there's one thing I 100% believe Amber on, it's that she was molested at some point, prob around 12-13 judging by the age she's stuck at mentally. Not only does she sexualize everything, it's always in the negative. She sees sex and genitalia as something that's dirty and gross. A normal adult in their 30s usually just sees it as a part of life and relationships.
As another farmer said, she's exactly the type of victim - white trash, junkie parents that never knew where she was.

It's why I think this lesbianism is a charade and she's bisexual at most. She doesn't know how sex works, even lesbian sex beyond ridiculous porn scenarios, and she's the most cock hungry lesbian I've ever seen. I just don't think she likes that there'd be an expectation of sex if she dated a straight man. Straight men are less likely to put up with being a carer while getting absolutely nothing in return.
Though it's kinda gross that she'll say people shouldn't question her sexuality, but she'll imply straight people are secretly gay.
 
General Woundwort said:
Late because I hate this lolbus arc.

If there's one thing I 100% believe Amber on, it's that she was molested at some point, prob around 12-13 judging by the age she's stuck at mentally. Not only does she sexualize everything, it's always in the negative. She sees sex and genitalia as something that's dirty and gross. A normal adult in their 30s usually just sees it as a part of life and relationships.
As another farmer said, she's exactly the type of victim - white trash, junkie parents that never knew where she was.

It's why I think this lesbianism is a charade and she's bisexual at most. She doesn't know how sex works, even lesbian sex beyond ridiculous porn scenarios, and she's the most cock hungry lesbian I've ever seen. I just don't think she likes that there'd be an expectation of sex if she dated a straight man. Straight men are less likely to put up with being a carer while getting absolutely nothing in return.
Though it's kinda gross that she'll say people shouldn't question her sexuality, but she'll imply straight people are secretly gay.
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Yeah I believe she was definitely messed with as a kid in some way. I think inconsistencies in these stories are usually forgiven but ALR is a known liar who also takes other peoples stories so it’s easier for the mass to say it didn’t happen. We’re never gonna know what happened but various fucked up did happen to her as a kid but she’s never tried to work past that trauma and just uses it to excuse her shitty actions. The story about her with the cousins or whatever in the cinema when she was 15 isn’t exactly a nice one either even if she was willing to perform
 
The minute she “quit” keem was talking shit. I told you. They are going to use her behaviors for their content now

Shit I hope they get Becky. Ambers face when scoot said he’d donate HIS money to Becky. And listen I’m no Becky defender I just know abuse when I see it and I hated seen what she did to Becky. Amber struggles to even articulate what Becky did wrong. All she has is “Becky was lazy”

Yeah. Depressed. She can’t even remember her time with you.

Alsoooo ambers face when she got muted *chefs kiss
 
Point blank has nothing to do with ending a statement, even when you staple “period” to the end, and it annoys me endlessly. And shortening it to “point blank peer” just makes it a fat joke. Point blank originated with artillery and is a couple hundred yards range, and her fatness is a peer to that? It seems hyperbolic to me, but I could see how she is reminiscent of a heavy muzzle loading cannon which must be wheeled around on a carriage getting pounds of stuff shoved in its mouth. They are also really loud and hurt people… so maybe it’s a more apt comparison than I originally thought.
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For anyone who doesn’t know (but cares because she throws point blank into every other sentence), muzzle loading cannon barrels are tapered and the sights were placed on the barrel, meaning with the sights set to minimum the bore was actually still elevated and any cannon shot would sail over the heads of the enemy at close range. Point blank refers to the close range at which the cannon barrel actually needs to be depressed to hit the target (this “close” range still ends up being hundreds of yards because cannon).
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Edit to spoiler weaponry sperging. I don’t think historical weaponry and gorlworld has a large overlap, but it at least overlaps a bit because of me.
 
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Amber being muted did make me LOL I have to admit. I think the wheels are starting to come off the bus and whatever script their paymaster has Scooter and Sweet Tea working from is gradually going out the window as they grow more and more tired of the 600 el bee screeching beepeedee toddler they're in charge of wrangling and as for expecting Amber to follow any sort of direction in the first place... :story: Keemstar would be better off just giving Scooter and ST the script and letting Amber give us her geehenyoowin, unfiltered reactions. It'll be a miracle if she manages to last the whole fourteen days there are left of January until she flounces back to her own channel so might as well milk this heifer's liver tit for whatever's left.
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Amber struggles to even articulate what Becky did wrong.
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Becky had the temerity, the audacity, the sheer fucking brass neck to dump Amber and terminate her employment as Pookie's arse wiper in chief. That's it. Amber always thought that she was far too good for Becky and that she'd never dream of giving up her monthly salary of Nickleodeon tshirts and Dollar Tree felt tip pens so being DUMPED by REBECCA FUCKING WILLIAMS of all people was the narc injury to end them all. If (and this is a big if) they do tempt Becky onto the show, they need to do it quietly and not tell Amber because as we all know Amba the Gangsta is an absolute shitebag when not cloistered in her curated hugbox... just ask Tammy.
 
Damn. Not one of those clips @It's All So Tiresome posted works for me. It’s a pain in the ass sometimes to be on the Farms with my iPad.

This whole debacle has been eye-opening. I knew Amber was vile but she's a nightmare. I wouldn’t last five minutes around her.

Btw, what does Sweet Tea add to the panel? Why is she even there? She doesn’t do or say much of anything and when she does speak, it’s hard to understand her. Couldn’t Keem have found someone more engaging?
 
Cranky Old Broad said:
Damn. Not one of those clips @It's All So Tiresome posted works for me.
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Works for me, maybe considering changing what kind of browser you are using on your ipad!

FatalTater said:
What am I gonna do about it?
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I thought this was a funny statement to make as if we are supposed to do something about it. I'm just gonna look at it with disgust. And as a side note, I'm tired of Fat Amber using Fatphobia to describe how people feel about her. People aren't afraid of her. People are disgusted by her.

BettyCrocker said:
Fresh off the Neck-Express grift-train.
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OFC beggy doesn't want to work for money. All they need to do is post on their community tab, why would they do extra? One of the things I can agree with Fat Amber on is that Necky is a lazy lazy lazy opportunistic parasite.
 
Cranky Old Broad said:
Btw, what does Sweet Tea add to the panel? Why is she even there? She doesn’t do or say much of anything and when she does speak, it’s hard to understand her. Couldn’t Keem have found someone more engaging?
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I might be giving her too much credit but I get the feeling she's a bit of a shit stirrer, ST will defend Pookie whenever Scooter does or says something she doesn't like (so... every time he opens his mouth pretty much) but will also laugh whenever the chat gives Amber shit or drop the odd sly comment but will play ignorant to keep Amber onside.
 
Dartos Cremaster said:
And shortening it to “point blank peer” just makes it a fat joke. Point blank originated with artillery and is a couple hundred yards range, and her fatness is a peer to that?
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Edit to spoiler weaponry sperging. I don’t think historical weaponry and gorlworld has a large overlap, but it at least overlaps a bit because of me.
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I don't recall Amber's weight being compared to heavy artillery...yet. Overlaps exist, recent fat jokes have mostly been comparisons to animals or other large objects, but not cannons. Let's change that!!


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A cannon with a 4-pound barrel weighs 630 elbees and can be purchased for just over $4,000.



Source: https://hernironworks.com/product/alamo-4-pounder-cannon/
 
Gorls, I have the wildest crossover to report on today.

If you don't know who Morgan Adams is the background is a bit too much to get into and honestly, I don't feel like talking about it to lay the groundwork but the important thing to know here is Shane Dawson has millions of viewers on Youtube and was dating/is now married to a man named Rylan Adams. Morgan is Rylan's sister. Morgan became a very beloved character in the Shane Dawson crew as she was just this very quirky and down to earth lady who happened to be plopped into millions of viewers' line of sight through her brother's love life. She's gone on to cultivate her own successful channel and now a new podcast with her best friend Brooke Barry.

In today's podcast ep Morgan whips out her phone and says she has a birthday gift for Brooke!



Nothing important gets said but there are some funny things in there. The entire Cameo was Amber talking about herself and she even had the audacity to promo Lolcow Bus. She also tries to give life advice which both of them find very funny and she even drops a teensy little funny one liner about how she never leaves her house. It's also nice to finally see one of these Cameo's that @Nicks Vertical Asshole spent so long getting us the data on!

But then! Brooke says she's been watching Amber for 10 years and she watches Chantal as well.



Which one of you is Brooke and which one is Morgan? Please fess up we can be friends I won't tell anyone!!!!! I know deep in my soul Brooke has to be on here at least because she not only knew Romeo by name she knew how iconic the outhouse shirt is as well.
 
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