🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[PB4ZZZ]

I would watch bus live, and actually pay to play if Keem got Beck on there right now to go up against Amber in real time. Like cover 3 months living expenses plus proceeds from the live in exchange for an appearance on Bus with Amber. I do think Beck is sneaky, vindictive and probably cruel in her own way, so it would be interesting to see, and every time Amber starts screaming and having a baby fit, Beck can counter with "I just had heart surgery, she's trying to kill me with this stress"

 

[CloutKing]

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Smug.

She better start praying she gets remonetised. Imagine doing this for the rest of your life... well... 3-5 years in her case.

 

[FatalTater]

I would really like an episode where Amber is and and they announce special guest star - Jade Francis of New York!
That might be fun.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Fat Amber claiming she didn't know what Shrek was is really confusing me. It was Jades favorite movie and she brought up fiona and donkey the other stream.

If its ragebait, it's really fucking bad.
If its her genuinely trying to lie, its really fucking sad.

We are finally seeing how Fat Amber treats her friends and partners. She will no doubt later backtrack and say it was all a scripted bit and she was playing a part but no. This is who she truly is. Fat angry manipulative aggressive controlling whale . She got so so so upset that Scooter is pressing her and I feel her reaction to it is mostly genuine and non-scripted.

They say that extreme trauma stops a person from aging and they are perpetually stuck in the age they were traumatized. You'd think Fat Amber was serially abused in middle school because her shitty insults, lifestyle, and interpersonal relationships scream never grew up past 13.

 

[Insulin reid]

I would watch bus live, and actually pay to play if Keem got Beck on there right now to go up against Amber in real time. Like cover 3 months living expenses plus proceeds from the live in exchange for an appearance on Bus with Amber. I do think Beck is sneaky, vindictive and probably cruel in her own way, so it would be interesting to see, and every time Amber starts screaming and having a baby fit, Beck can counter with "I just had heart surgery, she's trying to kill me with this stress"

Beck is sneaky and vindictive in a way thats like, taking the bigger piece of candy of a bar thats broken in half when someone asked for some. Or putting refrigerated items back in a non refrigerated isle in a Walmart and convincing themselves an employee will pick it up real quick and put it back.
Theres no way beck is any level of entertainingly mean in the molment, they are 100% the type of person to smoke a joint and then think of all the cool comebacks they could have said later but didnt.

Amber up against post op beck is like a toddler having a go at a bowl of mashed potatoes.

 

[kawaiikat420]

Fat Amber claiming she didn't know what Shrek was is really confusing me.

She said that she didn't know what Shrek was because that's what was written on the script.

I can't watch Keem's show. It's basically an internet version of Maury or Jerry Springer. The script is so poorly written and everything so egregiously acted that it can manage to make someone as weird and kooky as Amber seem boring and uninteresting. It appeals to the lowest common denominator, e.g., the low-IQ paypigs that will send hundreds of dollars just to say "lol fat" in the chat.

The thing that makes Amber entertaining, at least IMO, is her interactions with the people around her. That's why her living alone era has been so boring compared to when she had live-in girlfriends like Dusty or Beggy. Those real, unscripted moments will always trump whatever low-brow AI-slop Keem and his team call a script. We're never going to get a "books is good for the brain" or "rain and petals eavesdrop" or "beanbag's in a hurry" moment from the Keem show.

Nothing Amber says or does during this time period should be considered real or substantial because she's not being herself, she's being paid to be the character that Keem writes for her. She's an actress playing a fictionalized version of herself, and that's what makes it so dull.

 

[that's enough spaghetti!]

So the new snowflake whatever slur we call him video has some interesting allegations.
So the Emily cheating, pointing out hambers behavior as a factor for ems unfaithfulness, says em doesn't want to sleep with her.
But then he also said she harassed other people's families so obv ems family counts but then I remembered the time she found snowflakes wife, yall think she harassed his family?

 

[Holy T_Rex]

What the fuck is with her and sexualizing every insult she throws out!? Is she projecting some weird shit about her vjajay being ridden with disease and "ugly"? Cottage cheese, you must be as ugly as the vagina that birthed you..
and what the fuck is with "you humiliate me and it must turn you on", is it another projection?
She's giving Cartman in the petit Tourette's when he starts telling on himself

 

[FatalTater]

They say that extreme trauma stops a person from aging and they are perpetually stuck in the age they were traumatized. You'd think Fat Amber was serially abused in middle school because her shitty insults, lifestyle, and interpersonal relationships scream never grew up past 13.

I believe that Amber was molested at some point in her childhood.
She was the perfect low-value demographic that dirtbags like to target.
Plus? She never talks about it. Closest she's come is some story about her dad's friend touching her hair or somesuch.

 

[Pange]

Lately the streams have been becoming less and less about “redemption” and more about Amber getting attitude from super chats, and getting an attitude about Scooter. It’s been only obvious to these hosts that people don’t usually stick around for banter, they stick around for reaction. Most of Amber’s audience doesn’t care about Amber redeeming herself in any way, the money and the views lie in the dramatics.
The newer streams have been almost nothing but crying, cussing, and screaming. This will continue to be the script until the series is over, and the (literal) cows come home. LolcowBus isn’t exactly know for kosher content, they know people come for the show.
It’s no wonder this thread has been drier lately, what new things are there to discuss? Everything has been talked about, Amber’s overreactions are old, nobody cares anymore, at-least here they don’t.
I wonder if they’ve attempted to reach out to any exes to come on the show, I wouldn’t put it past any of them to hound some more coins. They’re sitting on a goldmine inviting Destiny to come on.
We know money is tight, show them LAYYYYGZ

I tried to watch I barely got to 10 minutes on apathetic faxx a summary and from what I gather it's just big Bertha over there angry and demanding money over talking and speed talking thinking that talking louder than everybody and faster than everybody makes her right. I couldn't imagine a million years paying any money to these people but if somebody would punch Ambe in the face I would pay money to see that.

 

[nofriendofours]

What's really crazy that I'm realizing is Amber acting like this is the reason why Beck has almost undying support from the casual viewers. No one really liked beck all that much when she was with amber, but the moment they broke up, amber did everything in her power to make it apparent beck was a victim of her abuse. I think amber isn't wrong that beck is a "lazy freeloader". And yet, she got off her ass and gave up the free money just because of how horrific amber is. And that's probably the reason amber is so spiteful. She thought beck was too lazy and passive to ever leave, and so her leaving was the biggest blow to her ego imaginable, really. The more she opens her mouth, the easier we see who the victim was

 

[Deputy Aru]

Emily changed her YouTube handle to "TommyOak26". Not very relevant but I like to keep information up to date.

https://youtube.com/@tommyoak26?si=7UkBxPlZnakG5ph7

This username was in the Lolcow Bus chat a few nights ago correcting people who said anything about Amber or who mentioned Tommy but I wasn't sure if that was actually her so thank you for confirming!

Also, really fucking weird from both of them to continue to claim that Emily doesn't want to be part of the drama/GorlWorld and yet at every single turn she is inserting herself into it. Why would she need to be in the Lolcow Bus chat and typing anything to anyone? Is she not already on FaceTime with Amber while she's doing Bus? It's so overbearing and I know it's no use to apply any logic to this insane relationship but it's kind of hard to believe anything Emily claims about Amber and how terrible their relationship is/was when she continues to take her back and continues to show up in GorlWorld spaces where she absolutely shouldn't be. I'd respect her more if she just came out and admitted she loves the attention she's receiving and she wants Amber because of her weight and that's it.

 

[Clown Baby]

What's really crazy that I'm realizing is Amber acting like this is the reason why Beck has almost undying support from the casual viewers. No one really liked beck all that much when she was with amber, but the moment they broke up, amber did everything in her power to make it apparent beck was a victim of her abuse. I think amber isn't wrong that beck is a "lazy freeloader". And yet, she got off her ass and gave up the free money just because of how horrific amber is. And that's probably the reason amber is so spiteful. She thought beck was too lazy and passive to ever leave, and so her leaving was the biggest blow to her ego imaginable, really. The more she opens her mouth, the easier we see who the victim was

I know that Becky could have gotten a job, could have dumped Amber and moved on way earlier than she did, but that doesn't erase the fact that what Amber did to her is the definition of financial abuse. Amber encouraged her to quit her job (because Amber needed her home at all times to go get food, drive to walmart, whatever) which Amber frames as her just being benevolent and caring. Amber deliberately made Becky dependent on her, and then used that dependence as leverage to get what she wanted.

She is now downplaying the year she spent bedbound, where she admitted that Becky had to haul buckets of water to the bedroom so she could bathe, help her brush and clean her hair, and still go drive all around town to pick up a metric ton of food for her, else she would screech and berate until she got her way. Whether Becky is lazy or not, whether I like Becky or not (I don't she has the personality of a dishrag and looks like a thumb), Amber is still an abusive piece of shit.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

So the new snowflake whatever slur we call him video has some interesting allegations.
So the Emily cheating, pointing out hambers behavior as a factor for ems unfaithfulness, says em doesn't want to sleep with her.
But then he also said she harassed other people's families so obv ems family counts but then I remembered the time she found snowflakes wife, yall think she harassed his family?

Just watched it and yes, it really does appear that way doesn’t it?! He made several low-key digs at how Amber wouldn’t like it if anyone contacted her family. I was always on the fence about it but I really do think she has messed with him privately and he’s out for her blood now - he also mentioned talking to his contact to get the ‘killer blow’ out as Amber doesn’t have long to live!

You would think that out of all of them Snowflake would be the most passive but he’s probably the worst enemy (next to FFG) she could have picked. Geordies are some of the best people you could meet but cross them / mess with family and you’ll be looking behind you for the rest of your life.
FAFO Amber.

 

[Extra Dainty Gorl]

FFG is live over on Kick and just said Yo Mama got caught by his wife having phone sex with Amber.

I didn't catch where that rumor came from or know how much truth is to it, but

So apparently Snowflake has "confirmed" this. Per Bizzy Little Bee and FFG on Twitter it's in Snowflake's video.



Snowflake Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5un8B4Eww

At the relevant timestamp : https://youtu.be/3d5un8B4Eww&t=5461

Spoiler: Archive of Snowflake's video

I would clip it but I have the wrong type of autism and a laptop circa last century.

 

[The Moth]

What the fuck is with her and sexualizing every insult she throws out!? Is she projecting some weird shit about her vjajay being ridden with disease and "ugly"? Cottage cheese, you must be as ugly as the vagina that birthed you..

towards the end of Apathetic's recap she started talking about how her "vagina is so pretty, I don't even have labia minora, it's perfect" and that might be up there in the top-10 worst things she said

also, a dainty reminder (the perspective is fucked up, i don't have a 3.9 GPA in anatomy, her skeltal is probably even smaller than that, but it gets the point across):

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

She said that she didn't know what Shrek was because that's what was written on the script.

I need to know who wrote said script because it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. There is no plot development gained by it. There is no angle to take advantage of it.

I mean she mentioned donkey and fiona the other live and claims Rachel looks like Lord Farquad (She looks more like Woody, fight me) so I just don't understand the angle they were going for?

There TOO much contrast between her saying "I've never seen a Shrek" and then crying about people calling her a liar all the time.

I'm just so fucking dumbfounded as to why she would either say that on her own volition OR someone write it in a script and her go along with it.

What was there to gain?!?!?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

towards the end of Apathetic's recap she started talking about how her "vagina is so pretty, I don't even have labia minora, it's perfect"

How the fuck would she know she's never been able to see her dainty period hole

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

towards the end of Apathetic's recap she started talking about how her "vagina is so pretty, I don't even have labia minora, it's perfect" and that might be up there in the top-10 worst things she said

also, a dainty reminder (the perspective is fucked up, i don't have a 3.9 GPA in anatomy, her skeltal is probably even smaller than that, but it gets the point across):
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Does she understand what the labia minora is and what it does - it is very important part of hygiene and arousal

 

[ExplodedWhale]

Does she understand what the labia minora is and what it does - it is very important part of hygiene and arousal

No.
She doesn't.

For someone who's apparently all about pussy and she's a 5000% lesbian carpetmuncher, she knows nothing about the outside of a vagina.

(She also doesn't know anything about the inside of a vagina, especially as someone who survived uterine cancer, but sadly a lot of women in America can't tell you about their own inside anatomy like that.)