🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
What is her aversion to any treatment whatsoever of the lymphedema?
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Because, the ONLY way you can treat it is: LOSE. FUCKING. WEIGHT.

No doctor in this universe, or Lovecraft's, will operate and remove a lymphedema unless the person loses a significant amount of weight that the doctor deems necessary (not the patient). And they must KEEP it off.

Otherwise the lymphedema returns with a severe vengeance. It gets bigger, nastier, and pops up in other places where it wasn't before.

There's no Wow Bao in that. Fat Albert ain't doing it. Her laaaaaayyyyyyyyyygs look like James King's. Barnacles and all.
 
Baguette said:
All I can think of when I look at this is "how the hell does she get her pants on and off?"
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I'd imagine they stay on for weeks. It's not like she's bathing. And how could her layyugs not look like those people on 600 pound life? She IS 600 pounds and those layugs are each the size of an obese person. It's not like she can see anything below her flap jack tiddies and the gunt that's bigger around than she is tall.
 
Baguette said:
All I can think of when I look at this is "how the hell does she get her pants on and off?"
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I imagine she keeps the same pair on until she has to peel them off of her sticky dema laeyrgs and puts on a new pair of the ol' wommart specials.

I tried to watch some compilations of her latest lolcow crashouts and had to tap out, Amber really is an utterly detestable cunt. I was praying for Roxy to hit her with a "THANK YOU FOR THE MONEEEEEEY :smug:" though when she was chimping out about Roxy not supporting her after accepting her superchats or some nonsene.
 
kawaiikat420 said:
At her size, her BMR (basal metabolic rate) is probably around 3000 calories, if not more, per day.
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A 35 y.o. 5'3" F at 530lbs has a BMR ~ 3600 3000.

Assuming she was 530 last week and 521.8 this week and assuming that is pure fat loss (It isnt. Fluid shifts and retention alone can account for this) we can actually calculate what her average daily deficit was. Making another assumption that 1lb fat is equal to 3500 calories 8.2lbs is equal to 28,700 calories. If we divide that by 7 days we get the average daily deficit of 4100 calories.

So for Fat Amber to have lost that weight in fat in this last week, she would need to not eat at all and burn an additional 500 1100 calories per day through mild exercise.

She can't do math and can't understand that she didn't lose a whole lot of actual fat in that 'weight loss'.

She'd have to eat less than 3000 2400 calories for 48 days straight without exercise in order to legit lose 8.2lbs of body fat. This is why she's still enormous.

Keep patting yourself on the back you whale.

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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
A 35 y.o. 5'3" F at 530lbs has a BMR ~ 3600.
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That's TDEE. Verifying through 5 different BMR calculators, her BMR is 3078. Included is a screenshot from the most reliable one I've found yet.
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Doesn't make much of a difference when this wench horks down 4,000+ calories a day in bullshit and lies before topping it off with Buzzballs. I'm just being a pedantic asshole. :)
 
Actually, I think she does the opposite. I think she only puts pants on when she absolutely has to. We have seen her sans pants on livestream before. She Donald Duck it unless methmom comes and gets her for Bingo. She sure as hell isn't walking her dog, so no need to put pants on for that. I pity the poor fireman and EMS workers that will have to haul her half-naked 600lb body out when she dies.
Baguette said:
All I can think of when I look at this is "how the hell does she get her pants on and off?"
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Baguette said:
All I can think of when I look at this is "how the hell does she get her pants on and off?"
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I had exactly the same reaction. I can’t even deal with old school Spanx. (I mean, I can, but I make sure my husband is nowhere nearby, because that would be the ultimate in anti-eroticism.) But squeezing herself into those pants has got to be the most activity she gets in a day. She probably goes from warming up to peak aerobic stage to anaerobic wheezing and TIA level blood pressure levels before she gets the first pant leg to her knee.

Edit: jinx all you smart people who said she probably Donald Ducks it most of the time / sleeps in her clothes. This makes all kinds of sense. And just imagine how bad it would be if she weren’t doing Lolcow Bus. ::shudder::
 
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Day 12 Superchats rose again to $1682. Live viewership climbed again to 3.6k. Huh?


Superchat last night was $1477. Total # of superchats for this stream were 115 chats ($15/chat average). Last stream had 104 chats ($14/chat average).


Reaction channels get significantly more views than the base channel's non-tent, and those channels accomplish the feat in less time. That's sad.


YawnCow is so painful to watch, even if only for the long-awaited DROP 📉
 
maybe a pigeon said:
I had exactly the same reaction. I can’t even deal with old school Spanx. (I mean, I can, but I make sure my husband is nowhere nearby, because that would be the ultimate in anti-eroticism.) But squeezing herself into those pants has got to be the most activity she gets in a day. She probably goes from warming up to peak aerobic stage to anaerobic wheezing and TIA level blood pressure levels before she gets the first pant leg to her knee.

Edit: jinx all you smart people who said she probably Donald Ducks it most of the time / sleeps in her clothes. This makes all kinds of sense. And just imagine how bad it would be if she weren’t doing Lolcow Bus. ::shudder::
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They are the yoga pants from Walmart but not like stretchy like we know regular yoga pants to be. They are just skin tight on her because of the double dema she has. If you look in store the Walmart yoga pants shes wearing are low quality and just get bigger/longer the more you size up.
She probably just mastered some type of shuffle like getting them down off her lower second gunt then scooting them off then picking them up off the floor. Shes hyper mobile and can touch the floor but theres no way shes rotating that lower leg.

Extra Dainty Gorl said:
FFG is live over on Kick and just said Yo Mama got caught by his wife having phone sex with Amber.

I didn't catch where that rumor came from or know how much truth is to it, but :story:
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I want this to be true so bad. Its probably not but I wouldn't put it past amber to whore herself out in any way she can.
 
Extra Dainty Gorl said:
FFG is live over on Kick and just said Yo Mama got caught by his wife having phone sex with Amber.

I didn't catch where that rumor came from or know how much truth is to it, but :story:
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For those interested, I have clipped it. I have not heard of this picture of Amber holding a dildo either... sounds horrifying. Also Emily Franz is cheating with CANADIANS? Of course, as stated above, none of this substantiated by anything. But here it is anyways.
 
mastergabe said:
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Day 12 Superchats rose again to $1682. Live viewership climbed again to 3.6k. Huh?
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Lately the streams have been becoming less and less about “redemption” and more about Amber getting attitude from super chats, and getting an attitude about Scooter. It’s been only obvious to these hosts that people don’t usually stick around for banter, they stick around for reaction. Most of Amber’s audience doesn’t care about Amber redeeming herself in any way, the money and the views lie in the dramatics.
The newer streams have been almost nothing but crying, cussing, and screaming. This will continue to be the script until the series is over, and the (literal) cows come home. LolcowBus isn’t exactly know for kosher content, they know people come for the show.
It’s no wonder this thread has been drier lately, what new things are there to discuss? Everything has been talked about, Amber’s overreactions are old, nobody cares anymore, at-least here they don’t.
I wonder if they’ve attempted to reach out to any exes to come on the show, I wouldn’t put it past any of them to hound some more coins. They’re sitting on a goldmine inviting Destiny to come on.
We know money is tight, show them LAYYYYGZ
 


New tiktok.

She lip syncs to some monologue about being fat.
Did you know she doesn't feel bad about being fat?

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Smug.
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
For those interested, I have clipped it. I have not heard of this picture of Amber holding a dildo either... sounds horrifying. Also Emily Franz is cheating with CANADIANS? Of course, as stated above, none of this substantiated by anything. But here it is anyways.
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Omg I feel like I've heard that she sent those photos/videos to a man before. I think she herself oinked about it, but people thought the man was that Dalton guy or she was lying.

People also thought it was Tommy sending them to a man for her, since Tommy has at least been with men in the past (she has a daughter and ex husband after all).

But this is new that it was YoMama and it was before she sent them to TomTom.

It makes sense. She's always had a very vocal and apparent wettie for YoMama. I thought it was very weird, mostly because YoMama never really talked about Amber and I thought it was just Amber's way to get attention off Chantal lol.

Also I wish Tommy is with DeeDee, that would be actually hilarious lmao.
 
she doesn’t realize that these hosts are gathering more on her just by being on this live stream.

Btw scoots face in apathetic as recent video is priceless. Dude is done lol
 
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