🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Got my bingo card ready for whenever they decide to stop licking her shelf and confront her!
 
So apparently Keemstar has said that the only LCU stuff that will be happening tomorrow is LOLcow Queens and not whatever gay side channel Amber is involved in... has she flaked already?
 
mastergabe said:
Keem would rather give fat camp and a legitimate shot to a more worthy contender that might actually show up...Vegas as the location would be the perfect setup for HFC (who HAS lost some weight recently) and that could be hedging a bet, rather than relying solely on Oklahoma as the location just for the fat narc NOT to show up!

Who knows, luring HFC into Keem's fat camp in Vegas might even bring in his buddy Nikocado for the content. Let the fat narc roast and be butchered on LCL like the 💰 cow she truly is.
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I will say, there's a clip floating around where Keem does in fact confirm that Amber was one of the hardest participants to lock down. It's taken weeks/months; she was constantly flaking and changing her mind. In all honesty, I'm just surprised that she actually signed a contract. I guess that she's flaked or some drama has happened between her and another cow/host, and she's refusing to go on there. I wonder how her beepeedee therapist would react to learning what she's up to on the internet at the moment......
Girth Master said:
I'm curious as to why she hasn't settled for a guy with an obesity fetish, to my knowledge they're pretty easy to find.
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She was, she was speaking to a guy named Dalton (I think), who was super into seeing her big fat belly and rubbing one out to her tree stumps. She probably has a few on the side, they're not that hard to find, and she'll use them for her narc supply to feed her ego, and probably feed herself with the money they give to her for laygh videos.....
 
Brit Nips said:
This short promo was released just over an hour ago in Lolcow Bus. Does this mean ALR will in fact be on tomorrow's Jan 1st show? I wonder if Keem sweetened the $$ deal to persuade her into it.

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Keemstar might be a colossal retard as well but even he's intelligent enough to know his golden goose is a flight risk at any moment especially after Roxy dragged her and can easily find the receipts to back herself. He has to milk this heifer for all she's worth before the end of the week never mind the end of the year.

Also thank you Pookie for giving us "in-FAMOUS" to add to our list of Amberisms before the end of 2025 :heart-full:
 
She's listed as a host on the Lolcow Live website:

https://www.lolcow.co/hosts/1408208445257154710

Attaching full page screenshot for archival purposes. Noticing the footer says "proudly the worst", which I think is a lovely way to show how ill-suited Amber is for this :) Since she's leedurly never done anything wrong and all of her exes are liars etc.
 

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Lolcow Bus Announcement. She's going to be in famous.
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This is the most down bad shit I have ever seen in my life.
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Lolcow Bus Announcement. She's going to be in famous.
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This is the most down bad shit I have ever seen in my life.
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Obviously very scripted, but is it just me that senses something is 'off' with her at the moment? I'm not sure whether it's just the bad acting making it so obvious that she's reading a script or something else, but this video was giving weird humiliation ritual vibes for me. Talking about how reaction channels pay for their lifestyles because of her, the over-exaggerated facial expressions?

I know Keem from back in 2015/16, but I haven't kept up with him recently, and he used to script most of his stuff then, and had a weird thing for humiliating his guests on DramaAlert. I assume that this is probably just the same with a different title.

Either way, I think this is a great start to 2026. As Gordon Ramsey would say, finally, some good fucking food.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I know Keem from back in 2015/16, but I haven't kept up with him recently, and he used to script most of his stuff then, and had a weird thing for humiliating his guests on DramaAlert. I assume that this is probably just the same with a different title.
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The only thing that makes sense to me is they are going to humiliate her, pillage her audience and then they will yell at her until she quits of her own accord. I just don't see this going down many other ways.

They are presenting it as if they are going to stick it to the haters, prove them wrong and chase them off for good. They HAVE to know that her entire audience is haters. There is no market for Amber is a good person. No one wants to buy that.
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Either way, I think this is a great start to 2026. As Gordon Ramsey would say, finally, some good fucking food.
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It's been so boring for so long and now she's desperate. She's even been throwing more shade directly at the top alog Karina. I am excited for the possibilities.
 
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