🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Flan Pwincess said:
Give me all the dumbs you want, but I really want to see Amber make it to that fat camp thing. I want to see the BPD-binge monster in action.
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Keem would rather give fat camp and a legitimate shot to a more worthy contender that might actually show up...Vegas as the location would be the perfect setup for HFC (who HAS lost some weight recently) and that could be hedging a bet, rather than relying solely on Oklahoma as the location just for the fat narc NOT to show up!

Who knows, luring HFC into Keem's fat camp in Vegas might even bring in his buddy Nikocado for the content. Let the fat narc roast and be butchered on LCL like the 💰 cow she truly is.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
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Roxy has declared girl war.
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I get the sentiment of wanting to “stick it to the man” and give Amberlynn some healthy dose of reality, but it’s all going to end up in the same place where most opinions/advice go, right in Amber’s trash next to the DoorDash. The problem with a lot of these poo touchers is them thinking they can somehow convince Fat Al that she’s a POS. Amber knows, she’s fully aware, she milks it, that’s why her channel survived so long, people watch for the milk. It’s about as true as Amberlynns cycle, somebody thinks they’re the chosen one to break Amber and make her spill, Amber cries, she learns nothing, back to square one. Roxy can play bad cop all she wants, but at the end of the day it’s going to be the same as ObesetoBeast, an attempt to help or humble a fat woman only to have it thrown back in their face. It makes for good content, but it’s not going to achieve anything.
Sorry Roxy, you’re just another reaction/content channel to Amber, not the Messiah to fat women.
 
Watching Faxx's video, Keem and Boogie are dumb af. I guess Booster(?) was trying to explain about Amber letting the cats out and Keem asks him where the police records are. No one gets arrested for letting cats out, Keem. As far as animal control goes, they can't check on a cat that isn't there, and even back when that was a thing, they're not going to remove a pet because of long nails and matting, they'll just tell you to get your shit together.
Booster does mention 3 cats though, I'm guessing he means Scarlet? Who I think they rehomed because Amber couldn't tell the difference between cats playing or fighting. I can't remember what happened to Chaplin. Either way this bitch has gone through a lot of cats.
Like I said ages ago, most of us have had pets at some point, and with having pets comes their sad but inevitable end. Even though Amber has never been without a pet, not one of them has gotten old and died naturally. Something always happens or she gets rid of it. It's fucking suspicious imo.

Though it's kinda funny that the LCU are the rattiest trailer trash shitty people out there, but they're still playing along with the pronouns. Becky is not trans, she said she thinks she identifies as a man because she doesn't wear makeup, and I guess doesn't know what a tomboy is.
 
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FigSoda said:
Keem aside, her best bet for a healthy-ish relationship (at least as healthy as she can get) would be to shack up with a blue collar Oklahoma man. One that’s already had multiple failed marriages and just wants to drink beer and watch TV all day.
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Amber doesn't actually want a spouse or partner. She wants a caregiver/servant/chauffeur. And because women are much more socialized to assume a caring role in relationships, a woman is more likely to meet her needs than a man. This is even moreso the case for a middle aged blue collar guy, who has probably racked up a litany of health issues of his own over the years (blown knees, bad back, chronic pain, etc). He wants to drink beer and watch TV all day. What he doesn't want to do is drive Amber everywhere, and what he absolutely sure as fucking hell does not want to do is take up the mantle of Bearer of the Royal Washcloths.

I've long been of the opinion that Amber is not actually lesbian and is at best bisexual. The way that she'd shower her girlfriends with rainbow flag tchotchkes from the Target Pride Month display reminds me of what a well-meaning parent who knows absolutely nothing about LGBT history or community might do to try to be supportive of their lesbian daughter. Her bizarre bragging about allegedly not having labia sounds like she's trying to appeal to what straight men like women in porn to look like. She brags about getting attention from men flirting with her in ways lesbians simply would not do. I don't think she's trying to deceive or mislead anyone, just that her upbringing and litany of psychological issues make it hard for her to have a functional sexual/romantic relationship of any kind, which combined with her inability to live independently makes her take what she sees as the path of least resistance and the path most likely to result in her unusual needs being met.
 
Charles Durning said:
Amber doesn't actually want a spouse or partner. She wants a caregiver/servant/chauffeur. And because women are much more socialized to assume a caring role in relationships, a woman is more likely to meet her needs than a man.
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The reason Amber chooses female partners when she is clearly also attracted to men is because it is much easier to get out of having sex with a woman than it is a man. I think she could go the rest of her life without having sex with anyone. All of her "I'm a sexual person rarrr" shit is for attention and shock value. Girl went through 2 whole relationships (Casey and Krystle) without having sex with either of them. Destiny was the only girl she confirmed had sex with. Then she got with Becky and they were abstinent for the last 4 years of their relationship.

If Amber was with a man and she didn't fuck him for 4 months he would dump her. Only lesbians will allow this kind of bed death.
 
In California a mobile groomer charges around 125 at most for a chihuahua/ terrier mix. I can understand wasabi getting done, but why would she need Romeo to get bathed that frequently? Something tells me this was a one time service she had done for fleas and shaving matted wasabi. There is no way she’s spending 400 that often for them.
 
Charles Durning said:
Amber doesn't actually want a spouse or partner. She wants a caregiver/servant/chauffeur. And because women are much more socialized to assume a caring role in relationships, a woman is more likely to meet her needs than a man. This is even moreso the case for a middle aged blue collar guy, who has probably racked up a litany of health issues of his own over the years (blown knees, bad back, chronic pain, etc). He wants to drink beer and watch TV all day. What he doesn't want to do is drive Amber everywhere, and what he absolutely sure as fucking hell does not want to do is take up the mantle of Bearer of the Royal Washcloths.

I've long been of the opinion that Amber is not actually lesbian and is at best bisexual. The way that she'd shower her girlfriends with rainbow flag tchotchkes from the Target Pride Month display reminds me of what a well-meaning parent who knows absolutely nothing about LGBT history or community might do to try to be supportive of their lesbian daughter. Her bizarre bragging about allegedly not having labia sounds like she's trying to appeal to what straight men like women in porn to look like. She brags about getting attention from men flirting with her in ways lesbians simply would not do. I don't think she's trying to deceive or mislead anyone, just that her upbringing and litany of psychological issues make it hard for her to have a functional sexual/romantic relationship of any kind, which combined with her inability to live independently makes her take what she sees as the path of least resistance and the path most likely to result in her unusual needs being met.
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I agree with this take, but I'm also going to add that Amber hates women. She's always had this internalized misogynistic view of herself, but primarily of other women in her life. She views them as competition, but I think deep down she knows she's an outlier. She knows deep down that she's never going to be "thin" and "pretty", she has a deep seated hatred for the average woman.

I'm curious as to why she hasn't settled for a guy with an obesity fetish, to my knowledge they're pretty easy to find. I guess Emily kind of filled that role?
 
Mekahineyho said:
In California a mobile groomer charges around 125 at most for a chihuahua/ terrier mix. I can understand wasabi getting done, but why would she need Romeo to get bathed that frequently? Something tells me this was a one time service she had done for fleas and shaving matted wasabi. There is no way she’s spending 400 that often for them.
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Shes probably got fleas in the apartment that wont go away so she pays for the treatments/preventative care packages and keeps wondering why the animals still have fleas. The flea infestation has probably set in from a while ago and she would need to bomb the whole apartment and get flea treatments at this point.
 
Insulin reid said:
Shes probably got fleas in the apartment that wont go away so she pays for the treatments/preventative care packages and keeps wondering why the animals still have fleas. The flea infestation has probably set in from a while ago and she would need to bomb the whole apartment and get flea treatments at this point.
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More likely they’ve colonized her carpet and aren’t even getting on the animals, if she’s giving them topical treatment. Only thing left for them to eat is her cotton candy blood
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Isnt Wasabi Chaplain? Renamed and then renamed back. Someone please correct me if Im wrong. "He won choosy" - Hamber
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General Woundwort said:
I can't remember what happened to Chaplin.
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yeah wasabi is chaplin. Before gracie went missing hambur started a "wasabi fund" because she always "just really wanted a cat named wasabi". Gracie goes missing, destiny is sad, they decide to adopt a new cat to cheer destiny up and chaplin is the name picked. Fatty pouts in a video over the cat not being called wasabi and then by the next upload the cat is renamed (i imagine there was a tantrum)

this is a story that has ALWAYS annoyed me
 
Gef Mongoose said:
I hope that my hunch that Amber doesn’t stay on LolCow for long is true.
It ruined Boogie’s natural content similar to how the TLC treatment ruined the Slatons.

I don’t want my milk to be artificially produced (:_(
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What natural content? Where he falsely acuses his family of raping him and then abusing his childbride for views? Or you mean the previous content that was all his ex wife's work, you know the one he abused and screamed at even on their wedding day and made her sign and NDA and took her dog she loves In the divorce? Or the new content where the childbride he keeps drugged up and her ID on him on a dog bed on cam where he pets? Or did you love the super old content where he blamed 9/11 on his porn blog why he wasn't selling enough porn?

Edit: this is just to get the thread up to speed so people know who boogie is since he's the prize cow on stream lol not against you. Keem makes them do this kayfabe but big Al might be too retarded to realize
 
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