🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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marjoram said:
I figure we've already had the best of " A Chair for Each Cheek" Lynn Reid and the LCU. Have no idea how Keemstar spun it or what golden rainbows he promised her and she seems to see him as her very own boyfriend ( which is as freaky as it is hilarious)
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A Keember Lynn love affair arc would almost be as entertaining as her having to shave her head.

Keem aside, her best bet for a healthy-ish relationship (at least as healthy as she can get) would be to shack up with a blue collar Oklahoma man. One that’s already had multiple failed marriages and just wants to drink beer and watch TV all day.

I’ll take my rainbows now.
 
I’m not sure if gorlworld and Kenshi have a large overlap, but I can’t help but imagine this dumb shit whenever I try to figure out what the hell a “Beepy D” is supposed to be.
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FatalTater said:
"Beepy D" = BPD, bipolar disorder.
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Borderline
McBoogerBall said:
Nothing like shaving your cats fur while it’s hitting max 40 degrees outside in Lexington, you know she isn’t keeping that apartment warm because her body mass adds an additional +10 heat resistance. No fucking wonder Wasabi is using Romeo as a makeshift heated blanket.
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She lives in OK
 
General Woundwort said:
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She lives in OKC doesn't she? I can't even find a groomer that charges over $75 for a small dog, Most charge $35-50 for the full service for a small breed. "You get what you pay for" bitch that doesn't apply to shampooing a dog. There's only so many ways you can shampoo a dog, and nail clipping is either correct or incorrect, there isn't a spectrum of quality. No wonder she's still poor.
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Spending $100 to have a short-hair cat groomed. An animal who spends much of its waking life grooming itself perfectly well. Classic Amber.
 
ChubbyTubbyBabeee said:
Did the groomer have to shave poor Wasabi? Looks like only his head has his long fur on it. Amber must have reluctantly taken that poor, matted cat to the groomer where they took one look at his fur and buzzed it off.
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Seems like it's a pretty common thing she does from her Instagram Q&A posts. Saying that it's not unusual for your groomer to shave parts of your cat isn't a great look. While i do want to be a bit nuanced and say there are a lot of reasons he might need shaving (sensitive skin, aggression when being combed/brushed, older cats being unable to clean themselves well, or just using the wrong type of brush for his fur), we all know it is simply because she is lazy and can't be bothered to brush her animals correctly.

IF she is taking them to the groomers, and that is a big if, at least they're getting some kind of hygiene care. Although I can't imagine it's very nice for Wasabi to have shit clumps stuck to his leg fur and matting up for 3 months at a time until his next groomers appointment, which is what I believe she said in regards to how frequently she takes them.
 
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I hope that my hunch that Amber doesn’t stay on LolCow for long is true.
It ruined Boogie’s natural content similar to how the TLC treatment ruined the Slatons.

I don’t want my milk to be artificially produced (:_(
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Seems like it's a pretty common thing she does from her Instagram Q&A posts. Saying that it's not unusual for your groomer to shave parts of your cat isn't a great look. While i do want to be a bit nuanced and say there are a lot of reasons he might need shaving (sensitive skin, aggression when being combed/brushed, older cats being unable to clean themselves well, or just using the wrong type of brush for his fur), we all know it is simply because she is lazy and can't be bothered to brush her animals correctly.

IF she is taking them to the groomers, and that is a big if, at least they're getting some kind of hygiene care. Although I can't imagine it's very nice for Wasabi to have shit clumps stuck to his leg fur and matting up for 3 months at a time until his next groomers appointment, which is what I believe she said in regards to how frequently she takes them.
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As someone who owns a long haired cat I can totally understand getting their sanitary trim (their butt fur) done by a professional. Otherwise a good brush out once a week is enough to keep them from being matted. Pure laziness from someone who doesnt even have a job and something she could do in between doordash/Uber eats orders
 
Amber had Wasabi hurriedly shaved by some mobile groomer because she would rather show off a shaved cat on LCL as opposed to a matted as shit cat…
Because she neglects her animals. Case in point: Wasabi’s hair matting and Twinkie’s XXXXL nails.
Gross, Amber. Give your pets to an involved owner.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
I hope that my hunch that Amber doesn’t stay on LolCow for long is true.
It ruined Boogie’s natural content similar to how the TLC treatment ruined the Slatons.

I don’t want my milk to be artificially produced (:_(
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she won't be able to hang around for long. she's legitimately deluded herself into thinking she has friends there and that Keemstar cares about her when all they're doing is lovebombing and propping her up for a gigantic fall. i feel there's a lot of parallels here to what DSP thought he was getting from Kino Casino; Amber is seeking some good pr and thinks this will improve her public image. she said something along the lines of "Gorlworld is where all those toxic lies are from and i'm not going to let that come into LCU", classic lolcow behavior thinking their negative rep was just conjured by ill meaning phantoms.
 
Happily surprised to see that Wasabi is seemingly good friends with Romeo, odds were against it. At least those two have each other in that house (at least until Amber gets a new girlfriend and one of the cats explores too hard again).
 
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