🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Eukodal_Addict said:
Newish to ALR so forgive me if already discussed but what would be biting her? This bitch got fleas or something? Like why all the obviously recent scabs+red marks all over that massive arm? I'm not so new to her I haven't heard the lore about the apparent condition of her laygs from = FAT. But is it really just as simple as that? She's so huge and sweaty/dirty she's constantly scratching herself like some methed up junkie? Is it a nervous tick she does maybe?
Uhh what am I even saying it's most likely the result of years of abhorrent hygiene combined with dry skin, winter weather, filthy unwashed bedding/linen etc. Ooh maybe she has one of those obsessive skin picking metanlz like dermatillomania or some shit? I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in between ...less she ever tell the true story if ever pressed about it.🙄

I guess it doesn't really matter either way though she's still gross AF and after seeing that snap of her I would not have sex with her- arm. Lol!

Edit: And as others mentioned jaundice does causes terrible itchiness. I can only imagine her bilirubin levels.
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All I see is a gigantic loser with a dollar store crown on her head at a bingo hall trying to be special sitting there with the most miserable lonely look on her face- see when you're a bully and you're a nasty person doesn't matter how fake you act in front of people or how smug you act online at the end of the day the truth is always the truth You're nothing, you're alone and nobody wants to be with and your only real friend is your mom that you don't even really like You just need her because you're too fat and immature to take care of yourself like a grown up.
 
Does Amber really think that she is going to be able to create some new audience completely separate from "gorldworld" and the "haydurs" by finding people to defend her in Keem's menagerie of trailer trash? I imagine this is the bill of goods that was sold to her by Keemstar to get her over the edge to try it.

I wanted to take a look at how successful people are at "supporting" her and how lucrative that might be.
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yeah... looks fucking grim. I don't think that is going to bring in money. At least not enough to share between multiple people and staff. Meanwhile, the haters are doing 150x. Feel free to look at the live streamers. Lolcow reapers versus Jordy or even losers like Yaba. Both of them are crushing in views in comparison to lolcow. Jordy does about 8-10x more than the few lolcow shows I checked and Yaba at least doubles them (and she is the worst).
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So is there another angle? Is the idea to make the reaction channels battle with Lolcow? They come on and throw the receipts while some literal who defends Fat Amber? I don't think any reactor is going to do this. At least not any of the big names. They are going to just cover Ambo getting dunked on their own channel, with their own donations and own members.

This is likely obvious but I see this going exactly one way regardless of the actual gambit. Anyone who defends Amber will be immediately maligned as a defender of many awful things, regardless if they are true. This will make them turn and only the worst of the worst will remain with Amber, further solidifying her with bad company. The narratives are already set in stone. The short list is animal abuser, false rape accuser and domestic abuser. If Amber makes it more than a week she will be complaining about how reaction channels are stealing their views and donations. I don't think she will make it that long but I truly hope she does.

Maybe we can get a new donation catch phrase. "Thank you for my 1/8th split of the moneeeeeeeeeey!". Just imagine, every 2 dollars calling her a cat killer will net her nearly a quarter! (obviously making wild assumptions on the split/money).

I find this all rather entertaining for what feels like forever with Ambo. I wish you luck in your endeavors. Keep yelling and screaming at dumpy women. Should remind you of your childhood you love to talk about so much.

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It's All So Tiresome said:
Maybe we can get a new donation catch phrase. "Thank you for my 1/8th split of the moneeeeeeeeeey!". Just imagine, every 2 dollars calling her a cat killer will net her nearly a quarter!
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YouTube keep 30% off the top. so. 17.5 cents after splitng the remaining $1.40 if its an even 8 way split.

Closer to a dime after taxes(state and federal), social security (tax), medicare (tax).
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Maybe we can get a new donation catch phrase. "Thank you for my 1/8th split of the moneeeeeeeeeey!". Just imagine, every 2 dollars calling her a cat killer will net her nearly a quarter! (obviously making wild assumptions on the split/money).
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I assume the way it works is Keem pays a flat rate per month/year on salary as long as they uphold their end of the contract. Any donations would just go towards the flat rate or get pocketed as profit. Mans gotta eat after all.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I assume the way it works is Keem pays a flat rate per month/year on salary as long as they uphold their end of the contract. Any donations would just go towards the flat rate or get pocketed as profit. Mans gotta eat after all.
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With the exception of channels that KidBehindACamera has part ownership of, he takes 50% and the remainder gets split among the hosts. Shows are expected to push donation goals and gifted memberships and Keem will get mad and move them out of prime time if they don't do a good job of this.

The show she's going to be on, Lolcow Bus, was previously very successful in prime time when it was Sweet Tea and Scooter, wrangled by Rastov. Scooter isn't a bad show runner, but he's not as good as Rastov when it comes to keeping things on track. I'm not sure how well it will work out with both Sweet Tea and Amber thinking they are the main character, and I don't see Amber as being willing to do the sort of content that Bus usually has. You can find the Bus channel here and see for yourself what it's like.
 
Regarding the LCU, I know the description is in the name but holy shit I don't think I've seen so many useless eaters all at once before. Half of them look like they're committing welfare fraud for 'disabilities' and the other half look like they're living off their dead husbands' life insurance payout after he mysteriously went missing or explored too hard.

But back to Amber, short of a sudden cardiac event I don't see her dying anytime soon. Chantal has been displaying symptoms of heart failure for years now and she's still holding on. Seeing as Amber is alone-ish, how long do you think it would take her Mom to find her? If not for bingo I can imagine Amber being one of those people who is only found months later when her neighbours complain about the smell, and her pets have burrowed into her like that blizzard scene in Star Wars.
 
what really tickles me about the bingo photo is that the fat back is truly back fatting. im no artist but this is what i'm seeing. at least 10-12 inches worth of padding back there lol
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also tracing this made me notice she's rocking the greasy combover bangs here. classic look for our unwashed queen!
 
DeadNivea said:
what really tickles me about the bingo photo is that the fat back is truly back fatting. im no artist but this is what i'm seeing. at least 10-12 inches worth of padding back there lol
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also tracing this made me notice she's rocking the greasy combover bangs here. classic look for our unwashed queen!
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You made her evil aura visible.
 
I figure we've already had the best of " A Chair for Each Cheek" Lynn Reid and the LCU. Have no idea how Keemstar spun it or what golden rainbows he promised her and she seems to see him as her very own boyfriend ( which is as freaky as it is hilarious), but her time as an active participant is just about over. I give it one more appearance, perhaps two, then she's outta there like a fat moron with her ass on fire. No way she's able to withstand shots coming from all sides. You could see her arsenal of cope being trotted out and immediately shot down. Haydur nation is nothing but mindcontrolled zombies, her weight is her only flaw, it's never true unless it comes directly from her, she's just misunderstood y'all. And not being able to just block away reality was driving her nuts.

Besides the simple fact that FatAl is in now way entertaining, clever, or talented. In fact, she is one of the most uncreative, incurious, and boring bitches ever.

Two hours a day, five days a week? Surely you jest. It's an awful idea, involving awful people. Now, if they could tie her down and MAKE her stay there....hmm, maybe they could shovel in an unending stream of orange chicken?
 
Wow, she is getting fucking SWINDLED with her pets being groomed - especially for a small and short hair dog like Twinkie. I don't care if they wash, dry and cut the dog's nails, that's fucking crazy.

No wonder why she never saved any money.

Then again, it's probably a huge gargantuan task for people to groom her pets because she definitely doesn't take them to a groomer regularly.

How many times has Wasabi been show with giant bald patches? She says she "brushes Wasabi every day" but it's clear she doesn't because of these bald patches.

In my experience, long hair cats don't need to be shaved down like that in small parts unless the hair is too matted to the point where it mats to the skin. It's also fucking painful for the cats when it gets to that point.

It takes a while for a cat get to that point. Just brushing them every (other) day and trimming the hair mats when they start does the bare minimum.
 
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She lives in OKC doesn't she? I can't even find a groomer that charges over $75 for a small dog, Most charge $35-50 for the full service for a small breed. "You get what you pay for" bitch that doesn't apply to shampooing a dog. There's only so many ways you can shampoo a dog, and nail clipping is either correct or incorrect, there isn't a spectrum of quality. No wonder she's still poor.
 
Did the groomer have to shave poor Wasabi? Looks like only his head has his long fur on it. Amber must have reluctantly taken that poor, matted cat to the groomer where they took one look at his fur and buzzed it off.
 
Calories said:
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Breaking: Fat woman who cant brush her own hair is too fucking lazy and fat to brush her long haired cat’s hair. Nothing like shaving your cats fur while it’s hitting max 40 degrees outside in Lexington, you know she isn’t keeping that apartment warm because her body mass adds an additional +10 heat resistance. No fucking wonder Wasabi is using Romeo as a makeshift heated blanket.
 
General Woundwort said:
She lives in OKC doesn't she? I can't even find a groomer that charges over $75 for a small dog, Most charge $35-50 for the full service for a small breed. "You get what you pay for" bitch that doesn't apply to shampooing a dog. There's only so many ways you can shampoo a dog, and nail clipping is either correct or incorrect, there isn't a spectrum of quality. No wonder she's still poor.
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You arent looking for in home/pickup/mobile services. These pets dont GO somewhere, they come there. But she's lying look at their fucking talons. Twinky is clickity clackin everytime she walks.

furryland starts at $125 for a small dog.
 
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