🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FigSoda said:
Amber needs to be handled with kid gloves. she has ever had any sort of pushback that wasn’t internet drama, or indirectly from reaction channels. That’s why Aunt Tammy going off to her face made her crumple like a wet washcloth.
She’s a giant toddler that’s been coddled by everyone around her, that needs to treat regular daily tasks like quirky YT challenges. (Omg drink water challenge, stay up all night to reset my sleep schedule challenge, try not to be suffocated by my own fat so sleep sitting up challenge!)


I agree that she’s going to drop out of this immediately. Might even try to pin the LCL people as abusers for daring to tell her how it is, or say Keem lovebombed/gaslit/girlbossed her to be on the show and caused her trauma.
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Keem isnt going to let her get away with shit, he gave her a warning and I think she was too stupid to understand he was seriously telling her really carefully that she cant quit when it gets tough cause shes in a contract. Hes gonna hold her to that and since shes such a pussy its gonna accumulate into her sitting rocking back and forth crying softly while everyone else talks till keem kicks her off the show and let's her go without a fight because shes bringing down the vibe.

I cant fucking believe she bitched and moaned for like 10+ years about how people bully her and she wont be pushed around and she would totally quit youtube cause even though its her passion she could just leave and go get a real job at any time only to get demonetised, absolutely quit posting, and then crawl onto another channel to be bullied and pushed around for a paycheck.
 
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Me too, man.
 
Among those leaked Discord chats was one where she said that she has "other ways of making money." Did she just literally admit to doing feeder shit? Or is she really trying to keep up this transcription typist charade?
 
I can believe Rarity let herself out at some point, but Emily text messages prove that Rarity had been missing for some time before Amber even acted on it, by crying to Emily to find her, by that point she could have been gone a day or more. She's now back to blaming Rarity going missing on Emily which is actually making me MATI. I sincerely hope she's brought to task on that. Just as an aside forgetting about Rarity or Twinkie's nails there are years of documented proof of her letting her litter boxes overfill and letting her animals use the house as a toilet. This is animal neglect.

Also she looks downright sallow in that birthday pic. If I were her I'd have a follow up in person with an oncologist, not just a once a year telemed appt with primary care, and find a way to at least fit in a CT and have a full work up with imaging. Alas, she knows better. Hope she enjoys the monnnayy, her being replatformed in any way is likely her death sentence and I don't feel I am being hyperbolic.
 
I wonder how often she has a full blood panel, and which conditions she's supposed to take medications for? There are undoubtedly maintenance meds she's been prescribed at some point.

She hasn't had noticeable jaundice in a few years, but it got so bad for a while she started making the "my drag name is Jaun Deece" joke. She used to have Portuguese knuckles so dark she put foundation on them. Frankly, I'm surprised her knuckles lightened up. Has she ever admitted to high blood pressure?
 
Clotso Coof said:
I wonder how often she has a full blood panel, and which conditions she's supposed to take medications for? There are undoubtedly maintenance meds she's been prescribed at some point.

She hasn't had noticeable jaundice in a few years, but it got so bad for a while she started making the "my drag name is Jaun Deece" joke. She used to have Portuguese knuckles so dark she put foundation on them. Frankly, I'm surprised her knuckles lightened up. Has she ever admitted to high blood pressure?
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Do you really think Amber would put in the effort to get a diagnoses of high blood pressure let alone deal with it?
Accept Only Substitutes said:
Maybe she's the reason the magnetic north pole is drifting so much off course.
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The earth simply can't handle another moon
 
Insulin reid said:
Keem isnt going to let her get away with shit, he gave her a warning and I think she was too stupid to understand he was seriously telling her really carefully that she cant quit when it gets tough cause shes in a contract. Hes gonna hold her to that and since shes such a pussy its gonna accumulate into her sitting rocking back and forth crying softly while everyone else talks till keem kicks her off the show and let's her go without a fight because shes bringing down the vibe.
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Eh, his hosts "quit" and "get fired" all the time, it's just another day ending in -y. He almost always will let them come back as long as they do a "punishment" of some sort, with the punishments varying from "intern on one of the shitty shows to help boost their numbers" to "shave your head". In fact, just tonight there was a "shave your head".
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In fairness, this woman was behind having all the paying members in her chat blocked while she was on a show in prime time. Amber probably won't end up doing anything bad enough to have the chat call for her hair. Probably. And in the end, Keem can't actually make anyone shave their head, it has to be their choice. Personally, I'd rather see her have to show laygs.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
TLDR Hamber cries and gets offended. These LCU losers desperately try to keep her on and encouraged for the $$$. She was on for 44 minutes out of the 2 hour long stream.
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I took a break from farms over Christmas, but holy shit, why does everything happen when I leave for a couple of weeks? I had a feeling she would join LCL after that comment she made on her final livestream about there being a 'strong sense of community there'. My theory is she was already in talks with Keem once she knew the demonitisation was happening, and the contract just didn't start until the new year.
anliteralidiot said:
I don't think she'll make it a week.
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She will go to the first stream because the attention will all be on her because she's new, after that it'll fade, and she'll become a background cow like the rest of them and quit, or they'll hound her so much that she ragequits like she's done in this first intro-type stream. I can't believe she only lasted 44 minutes, what happened to lesbians lasting hoursssssssss Amber?
Calories said:
She's in the chat fighting accusations from this booster person on the lolcow live channel.
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She's fully embodying the lolcow role now; every cow I know fights with their chat. Nova is awful for it; he even goes into other YouTubers' chats and fights with people in those. She's really letting herself go.
ADHD said:
Personally, I'd rather see her have to show laygs.
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As much as I joke about wanting to see laygs, I think I'd throw up if those puss-soaked, cellulitis-covered trunks filled my screen. It would be utterly humiliating for her, though.
 
Seong Hwa said:
Even more 8008135 said:
The scabs and bites on her arms are visible even at a distance in that pic.

Gross.
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Newish to ALR so forgive me if already discussed but what would be biting her? This bitch got fleas or something? Like why all the obviously recent scabs+red marks all over that massive arm? I'm not so new to her I haven't heard the lore about the apparent condition of her laygs from = FAT. But is it really just as simple as that? She's so huge and sweaty/dirty she's constantly scratching herself like some methed up junkie? Is it a nervous tick she does maybe?
Uhh what am I even saying it's most likely the result of years of abhorrent hygiene combined with dry skin, winter weather, filthy unwashed bedding/linen etc. Ooh maybe she has one of those obsessive skin picking metanlz like dermatillomania or some shit? I'm sure the truth lies somewhere in between ...less she ever tell the true story if ever pressed about it.🙄

I guess it doesn't really matter either way though she's still gross AF and after seeing that snap of her I would not have sex with her- arm. Lol!

Edit: And as others mentioned jaundice does causes terrible itchiness. I can only imagine her bilirubin levels.
 

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Mekahineyho said:
The cringiest thing was when keem tested her hosting abilities and her pea brain went to just blurting out that she loves eating snickers and twinkies. Her whole persona is FAT. Even when she tried to interact with the others she was like “hey Billy we’re both FAT”

She also seemed to have some numbskull (Emily) or someone else on FaceTime nearby because she kept looking over and down at someone. I can’t imagine being 35 and needing another adult to be nearby when you virtually are speaking to others.
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If she's so proud of being a fat piece of shit, why is she in vertical mode hiding most of her lard. I think the cat thing bothers her so much bcuz it's TRUE..
 
One of my biggest takeaways from the last couple Lolcow Live vids is that Amber really wants to have her cake and eat it too with her deleting videos. She indirectly admitted that she DFE'd to try to hide evidence, yet is pissed that not only are people still interested in them, but now the newbies only have the haydurs's word and/or archives to go by. If she truly felt that she was not guilty, then she wouldn't have swept everything under the rug to the extent she did. Too bad haydurs don't lack object permanence like a 35 year old toddler caught with her hand in the cookie jar. She thought she was being brilliant. In reality she lost her voice and amplified others's.
 
Seong Hwa said:
Viewer in Jordy's chat was at the bingo hall with her on her birthday and took a couple of pictures

ETA the massive crown on her head is sending me.
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Looks like she might be using two chairs.

Eye rape warning:
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