🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Major Pain]

Boogie and Hamber on the same stream. I wonder who would out self-pity and self-victimise and out lie the other.

 

[Sharty party]

Have they done this fat camp before? Would they make her weigh in right in front of everyone?

They’ve done it with boogie and wings of redemption I think twice but the second time wasn’t so successful (he threw his wife into a table trying to fight keem)

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Amber doesn’t consider herself white trash enough to sink to their level.
Yet.
She is white trash, on top of having to basically heft a pair of permanent concrete layyyggiiinnnnsss on her wherever she goes. So she’s white trash and a freak show.
Unless the “camp” has round-the-clock AC, endless snacks, and a signed contract agreeing to never show bare layyygggs or weigh in, she won’t do it.
If she just accepted her reality (giant white trash lard whale), she could milk this for a while. But she has to keep up her desirable (no) image for any would-be feeders girlfriends. Her eye-fucking of herself on LCL was rampant.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

And she's the only one streaming vertically

Are we at the point where Amber couldn't fit in the frame even if she is streaming horizontally? I wonder if she has gotten that fat

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

Apparently Amber is expected to be a host with them five nights a week starting Jan 1st.

This is going to last three days tops.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

I'm proud of her finally accepting the cow side of her being a lolcow

 

[KittiestKitty]

And she's the only one streaming vertically

Good to see Billy the Fridge and Amber the industrial deep freezer sitting side by side.

 

[Otis Boi]

They’ve done it with boogie and wings of redemption I think twice but the second time wasn’t so successful (he threw his wife into a table trying to fight keem)

There has been only one Fat camp so far, It was a shit show from top to bottom. Wings pushing Kelly was just the tip of the iceburg. It's where Keem turned Boogie into an alcoholic,multiple alleged sexual assaults took place, and KidBehindACamera becoming the main driving force with his "Show notes".

I think if Amber does go it will be primo content

 

[tasty humane burger]

Watched the Apathetic Faxx condensed down stream and idk a whole lot about Keem but I know he’s a bit of a cheeky cunt, in this live though he was being so fake nice to ALR to get her on side. It’s gonna be hilarious to see her being humiliated by him in the coming weeks/months

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Reenactment of Amber agreeing to go on Lolcow Live

Of course it’s only temporary. Just until
YouTube reinstates her monetization.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Commit till 2027 Gorlypawp here won't last until Valentine's Day never mind a whole 12 months lmao

They're going to eat her alive.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

What Keem is asking Amber to do on LolCow Live is too close to Amber working an actual job. Keem wouldn’t allow her to just take 2-3 months off during the year, like she used to on her own channel.
It’s not going to work out.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Claimed to be 535 pounds! You bet that she is much higher than this, probably 550+.

She is not going to a fat camp period. It would means exercising and weighing live, which she is allergic to.

She is not going on this show because she will certainly be asked about face clothes, Rarity, and a host of subjects that she does not want to discuss. Besides, she has never been able to keep a schedule on anything but eating.

 

[ADHD]

I don't think so, but I don't know much about Keem's online circle jerk of BPD drug addicts.

Amber would probably chicken out, but she'll be tempted if she's that hard up to restart her career. She'd quit fast but it would be 5 star entertainment.

I'll pay money to watch Fat Camp for Gorls if Keem does it right.

Whatever you consider "doing it right" to be, it won't be that. The last fat camp was an utter shitshow with lots of technical issues and very little content that one would expect from a "fat camp". At the end of the day, it's about making money, not about making the fatties lose weight, and the streams that made the most money were hosts sitting in the theater room or out on the patio with TTS blaring at them on a godawful bluetooth speaker. There will be tons of alcohol, so there's always the possibility of Amber getting shitfaced and saying stuff she would normally not say.

I really don't think she will go, though. She will be made to step on a scale at least once, the number will be announced to the audience, and she will have zero control over the camera angles people see of her. And no slimming filters.

EDIT: Amber is up on Lolcow Rebel right now arguing with Roxy, claiming that KF ruined her life after Roxy pointed out that all of Amber's stuff is archived and that it doesn't matter that she took down all her content.

 

[General Woundwort]

I also watched Faxx's video of the stream, and as said earlier, she's visibly uncomfortable when the conversation turns away from her. Her lack of social skills are glaringly obvious. She jumped at the opportunity to mention her cancer and says she doesn't like to blame her BPD for things.
She tried to start a pity party about 'the haydurs' and the other fat bitch at the bottom interrupted with 'yeah, we get you', and she just keeps going lol

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

When she realizes this isn’t going to be the Amberlynn Reid show she’s going to shut down and just rock back and forth quietly for every live.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

I will be honestly surprised if she makes it to the first stream, and by a slim chance she powers through it she will never do another one. Too many people in Gorlworld who want to super chat her calling her out on her retarded behavior or bring up the crazy list of lies, contradictions, etc. it’ll be a nice crossover though.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

The unfiltered and minus 2 pounds of makeup picture of a serial cat killer. Looking like a meth-head mugshot.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Keem is smart to freshen up his panel with a new idiot every now and then, even if she only lasts a couple shows and is boring as hell. The other lolcows can dogpile her for content.

5 shows a week at maybe 3 hrs per show? Add another hour per show and that's 20 hrs a week on someone else's schedule. There's no chance Amber does it for more than a few shows, but it's a good opportunity for her. She'd make more in 20 hrs than she would in 40 hrs in any offline job that would actually hire her.

Too many people in Gorlworld who want to super chat her

That's the genius here. Keem obviously has a rule that everyone has to stop talking for a 20 dollar superchat while it's read out loud. Imagine how many people would pay 20 to have their comment read to Amber in front of an audience.

It's not just haters, either. Amber had 130 Cameos at 80 each in a month. None of them have leaked as far as I know. That means it's genuine fans paying her to talk for a minute.

the other fat bitch at the bottom

Is that the fat middle aged blond? Isn't her name Tina? She ate Chantal alive the one time Chins dared appear on a Keem show. She's relentless and kept the show moving. The other female lolcows were boring and just sat there most of the time.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The unfiltered and minus 2 pounds of makeup picture of a serial cat killer. Looking like a meth-head mugshot.
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You're right. She genuinely looks like a white trash methhead here it's crazy. Like mother like mother. Happy for her

Edit: also the lolcow shit is hilarious since she is the female boogie. Now they can both talk about how they love abusing their pets, faking being sexually and physically abused, and their love for young women. It will be great!