🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bees said:
Thank you for tracking this, I love an internet obsessive autistic fixation, that's what I'm here for!

I think the cameos are legit fan and anti-fan purchases. If she's selling custom smut I think that would be through snapchat or direct on the feeder chat sites. Emily definitely oriented her to places like what was it, feebie? Not gonna look right now, it's too gross and I already filled up on the epstein thead this morning.
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I think its her actual fans buying this still. If anti-fans were buying this, they would have been posting these videos everywhere by now
 
New Cameo Videos

#104 @ 0621 CST @ $80
#105 @ 0624 CST @ $80
#106 @ 0627 CST @ $80
#107 @ 0629 CST @ $80
#108 @ 0632 CST @ $80
#109 @ 0635 CST @ $80
#110 @ 0638 CST @ $80

$8717 Total
$6047 Estimated Earnings
$2054 Owed In Taxes
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
New Cameo Videos

#104 @ 0621 CST @ $80
#105 @ 0624 CST @ $80
#106 @ 0627 CST @ $80
#107 @ 0629 CST @ $80
#108 @ 0632 CST @ $80
#109 @ 0635 CST @ $80
#110 @ 0638 CST @ $80

$8717 Total
$6047 Estimated Earnings
$2054 Owed In Taxes
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Was there ever a plausible explanation for why all the times are within such short windows? I don't recall seeing one, but who knows. If not, the only valid reason I can conjure is it's when she accepts the requests. That'd kinda put a window on her checking Cameo once or so a day in a 10-20 minute interval, which isn't overly insane or inordinary behavior from her.

I know there's been some minor discussion on her faking the cameos due to the fact that she's receiving any requests along with none being publically released, but how would you even go about that? I'm not saying it's impossible, but I'm just unsure of the logistics to go about it. As far as I'm aware, it's not like some Powerchat system where you can send test donos (ala Ethan Ralph) so the only method I'm aware involves purchasing yourself, but then you lose the platform's cut every single time so that's too retarded.
 
She lets the cameo orders pile up. The reason theyre 3-4 minutes apart is because she records them and sends them back to back in order to only work 20-30 mins daily. Theyre only 90 second cameos.

She can also create another cameo account with another email and just buy cameos from herself. She loses ~50% of that sale.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
She lets the cameo orders pile up. The reason theyre 3-4 minutes apart is because she records them and sends them back to back in order to only work 20-30 mins daily. Theyre only 90 second cameos.
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This absolutely makes sense since it's about the lowest level of effort possible while still following through.
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
She can also create another cameo account with another email and just buy cameos from herself. She loses ~50% of that sale.
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This is why I'm not inclined to believe the 'she's faking them' theory. Google says it's a 25%/75% split (25% going to Cameo, 75% going to the creator). That'd be what, $20, per fake sell she's giving to Cameo for no other reason than to own the haters.

Amber is retarded. Very retarded, but I don't believe she's dumb enough to fake multiple Cameo sales on the reg for the sole sake of making a number go up. Maybe if there's another method. Like say she's giving someone and/or a group of people some money to buy cameos so she either makes a small(er) profit, or at the very least break even. Though that'd require a minimal amount of effort which reduces the plausibility that Amber would do it.
 
HackerX said:
This is why I'm not inclined to believe the 'she's faking them' theory. Google says it's a 25%/75% split (25% going to Cameo, 75% going to the creator). That'd be what, $20, per fake sell she's giving to Cameo for no other reason than to own the haters.
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If you go a few pages back, I've done the math lol. Yeah as time goes on I'm more inclined to believe she is buying less if any at all. I really do believe she was doing it in the beginning in attempt to get the ball rolling but I assume she's figured out its not worth it at the rate she is accumulating orders. I don't believe she's above it at all, I just like to believe she understands its not necessary at the current momentum. Starting out, shifting between prices, trying to find her place in the market? Sure. Now, not so much. I pointed out when she first started how unbelieveably dumb it would be to buy at such a high price. I figure if she did buy cameos it was during her black friday sale to pad the numbers. Edit: It would also help her lengthen the average cameo time without any effort. Just some fud4thot

I believe a majority of her cameos are bought from legitimate sources, brain dented or not.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
She can also create another cameo account with another email and just buy cameos from herself. She loses ~50% of that sale.
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Tinfoil hat but could her mom be buying some for her to fluff up her numbers?

That might be far fetched and even retarded.

Even though Mamalynn beats service dogs and is a former druggie, I still think that her mom would probably have better things to do. She does have a job (albeit at a call center.)

But who knows, maybe Amber has her around her fat trotter and her mom is more stupid than I thought. (I'm an optimist at heart, okay?)
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Tinfoil hat but could her mom be buying some for her to fluff up her numbers?

That might be far fetched and even retarded.

Even though Mamalynn beats service dogs and is a former druggie, I still think that her mom would probably have better things to do. She does have a job (albeit at a call center.)

But who knows, maybe Amber has her around her fat trotter and her mom is more stupid than I thought. (I'm an optimist at heart, okay?)
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Her mom broke af bro
 
i never realized how much of a part this thread was to my daily routine until it started to dry up. i truly do not believe amber will get monetization back. i'm not sure how i feel about it. part of me is glad that she cannot make money from retards and youjew anymore, but i also miss my lulz. oh well, there are much funnier cows.
 
I think she might just get her monetization back, but her channel is as good as dead anyway because without being able to make such scintillating content as "What I Ate Today", "Tays Tess (nervous)", Weekly Weigh-In", etc... what the fuck is she actually going to do?
 
I mean after nuking everything problematic on her channel, which is everything, there’s really no reason she can’t get monetized again.

But lez be real. What’s she actually going to post? She can’t eat or talk about food/weight loss. She refuses to talk about her medical issues cuz they’re ‘private’ now. She doesn’t go out anywhere but bingo and her only friend is her mom. She won’t bring up her love life.

The fuck she actually supposed to do?
 
There are so many other smaller (in mass and viewership) lolcows who manage to e-beg and bring in enough income to scrape by or indulge in vices (Shanny for Christ comes to mind), so it’s not surprising she would have genuine fans/pitying white knights/artistically obsessed haters purchasing cameos.

Eventually that will fade and she’ll either get on welfare or constantly go live online begging for money for “dinner and this month’s rent”.
 
caffeinated_pirate said:
The fuck she actually supposed to do?
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Subtly advertise custom feeder videos hosted on other websites until she literally explodes. Christmas cameos incoming.

New Cameo Videos
#111 @ 0233 CST @ $80
#112 @ 0234 CST @ $80
#113 @ 0238 CST @ $80
#114 @ 0240 CST @ $80
#115 @ 0246 CST @ $80
#116 @ 0249 CST @ $80
#117 @ 0252 CST @ $80
#118 @ 0256 CST @ $80
#119 @ 0258 CST @ $80

$9437 Total
$6547 Estimated Earnings
$2226 Owed In Taxes

Below is an interesting observation. it generally takes her 3-4 minutes to go through the entire routine of completing a cameo order. Cameo logs the time you uploaded a cameo down to the millisecond.

#111 was uploaded at 08:33:01.895
#112 was uploaded at 08:34:29.315 <- 1 minute and 28 seconds for the whole process.
 
I was hoping someone would bail me out of doubleposting! I guess we can't help that Hamber is doing absolutely nothing right now. Anyways, here's some more cameos!

New Cameo Videos (12/23/25)
#121 @ 0830 CST @ $80
#122 @ 0832 CST @ $80
#123 @ 0836 CST @ $80
#124 @ 0840 CST @ $80
#125 @ 0843 CST @ $80
#126 @ 0846 CST @ $80
#127 @ 0849 CST @ $80
#128 @ 0852 CST @ $80
#129 @ 0855 CST @ $80
#130 @ 1422 CST @ $80
#131 @ 1425 CST @ $80

$10397 Total
$7213 Estimated Earnings
$2449 Owed In Taxes

Edit: I missed a cameo yesterday. These figures reflect that.
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
$10317 Total
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It's only been 34 days since she's been demonetized and she's into the 5 five figures (gross) selling 90 second videos. She's unlikely to be setting aside taxes, so she's got money for the next few months.

Is she even promoting her Cameo anywhere? She hasn't mentioned it on her youtube channel since her post-demonetization weeping stream last month.
 
Gotta hand it to her, she's pulled a rabbit out of her hat with Cameos. I guess it's a good thing she hasn't been offering them for so long, it's saving her ass right now. But will that last after the holidays or once everyone who wanted one, got one?

Might just be enough to tide her over to potential re-monetization. If she gets it, that is.

Lolcow luck strikes again.
 
I haven't seen her advertising her Cameo anywhere since the last time she had the short on her channel. Thats why I think she's found herself into some tight knit fetish community. We will eventually see some of the cameos she has been making. If its true, it'll be leaked eventually.

I just spent some time updating the master log file. I missed one of her cameos yesterday around #115. I've edited the totals in my last post.

Here is the updated master log file with all times and cameos accounted for: https://pastebin.com/hssjTwFL
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
I haven't seen her advertising her Cameo anywhere since the last time she had the short on her channel. Thats why I think she's found herself into some tight knit fetish community.
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Absolutely this. Emily was well connected with the fetish websites. Ain’t no other way she’s sold this many otherwise.

As for having them leak, I am doubtful. Wasn’t there a video that was being sold of ALR struggling to get into Emily’s truck on those sites? We never saw that one. Those perverts seem pretty good at clutching their pearls.
 
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