🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Horrific thought but it got me thinking. None of the almost 90 dents who've ordered these have posted them anywhere. So I wonder if they're feeder requests for her to send videos on Snapchat or Instagram DMs.
Shamelessly stolen borrowed from gorlworldfiles. How the fuck do you manage to out fat a quarter of the teeth in your own mouth gorl. What the fuck?
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She's a deathfat at age 35 lol aging at Little Debbie dental rate. She's gonna be "gummin' it" as they call it in Oklahoma before long. Ain't no way this giant fuck is sitting in a dentist chair for anything other than an extraction soon.

Her dental health is like her vaginal health except with a bunch of extra annoying bones and shit going through it. She can reach her mouth to abuse it. If she could reach her pussy she probably would have a sex addiction but she can't so she doesn't. That's like the only addiction she doesn't have because she can't reach her cunt to use and abuse it, although she'd love us to think she's on the level of a regular Oklahoma Lady Of the Night who actually leaves the house to make a living with her vag. Having a sex addiction usually requires others willingly abusing genitals together. She's too smegma-ridden and putrid to even achieve that.

I hope she gums the hell out of some lil Debbie boxes this Christmas, which she's probably having several of a day. Amber, we know you can't reach or wash your pussy so might as well go apeshit this Christmas and start a new journey to reach it in 2026.

Your new pussy reaching and washing journey will be successful in 2026 like all the other years.. right? New year, new mushrooms, new me! You totally shower the mushrooms off everyday because you're so obsessed with showering right?! You can totally make it as an Oklahoma City Lady of the Night if YouTube fails. I mean, you're gorgeous and any man would pay to be in your presence, unwashed, mushrooms and all, right? They'd be fatphobic haters not to.

Wait how come Emily dumped you a year ago and there's still no girl around to help wipe the mushrooms off? Could it be that the lesbian dating pool is only into fungus-ridden labia UNDER the age of 30? No. Block out the negative thoughts. You're beautiful. No matter how much pussy cottage cheese, leg moss, and mushrooms sprout up, they're just signs of beauty. PUT MAKEUP ON IT, DAMMIT.
 
Two instagram posts about beepeedee.

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Lol Ambie. Her friend is confiding in her that he broke up with his long-time husband who he even dated in high school.

then she just talks about a fat idiot "gf" who only ended up trolling her.


General Woundwort said:
It would 100% be audio books, along with a monologue about how she used to be such a big (lol) reader girlypop. Also her general aversion to learning or anything that requires effort..
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didn't Becky confirm this is how Amber "reads" her thousands of books she totally reads daily? It was something from the livestream era they had together before Jade era started.

ETA: I think it was actually a solo Becky stream when she was trying to stream more. Either way, it was something that Becky said as far as I remember.

Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
How the fuck do you manage to out fat a quarter of the teeth in your own mouth gorl. What the fuck?
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Poor oral hygiene and malnutrition. Amber is 500+ pounds but she's not getting enough nutrients from fast food and the bingo hall cafeteria.

She barely showers and doesn't brush her hair, or removes the Poop Bun. She's not brushing her teeth, despite her insistence that she "brushes her teeth obsessively" like she was trying to say for a while.
 
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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
How the fuck do you manage to out fat a quarter of the teeth in your own mouth gorl. What the fuck?
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This is the same woman that ripped stuffing from her plushies as a child to stuff her rotting mouth with so it wouldn't hurt as bad. For which she patted herself on the back because of how smart she thought she was.

Never underestimate Amber's ability to fail at something.
 
Y’all are being way too hard on her. It’s not her fault that her mouth keeps rejecting her teeth despite her being addicted to brushing with her most favorite toothpaste Sensodyne. The mean dentist couldn’t save her tooth after she cracked a healthy one on a chicken tendie, either. She can’t help it!

ExplodedWhale said:
didn't Becky confirm this is how Amber "reads" her thousands of books she totally reads daily? It was something from the livestream era they had together before Jade era started.

ETA: I think it was actually a solo Becky stream when she was trying to stream more. Either way, it was something that Becky said as far as I remember.
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Sounds familiar. Wouldn’t be surprised. She’s functionally illiterate either way. A snowball would have a better chance in hell than Amber being able to consistently say “grams” of something, let alone learn Braille if her eyes decided to reject her retinas
 
Unreachable Twat said:
Wait how come Emily dumped you a year ago and there's still no girl around to help wipe the mushrooms off? Could it be that the lesbian dating pool is only into fungus-ridden labia UNDER the age of 30? No. Block out the negative thoughts. You're beautiful. No matter how much pussy cottage cheese,
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Unreachable Twat said:
Hope that's helping her wash the mushrooms off her labia tho
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For the love of god, stop putting these images in our heads
 
The fattest Fat was quite busy this morning. She's hardly advertising. I'm sticking to thinking a lot of this is fetish content she's shilling in closed circles.

New Cameo Videos
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$7677 Total
$5326 Estimated Earnings
$1809 Owed In Taxes
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Lets assume she needs at bare minimum 3k a month to cover everything. This is being very generous as she needs more than that for sure.

That means in order to survive the next 3 months of demonetization, she will need at bare minimum $9000 to 'survive'.
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
$7677 Total
$5326 Estimated Earnings
$1809 Owed In Taxes
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It's been basically a month since she started ... is Our Gorl acktually doing it? Is she going to make it??
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
They did have a vast and lovely free library of audio books and provided a book reading machine for him, so that was nice. We used the shit out of it.
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Bees said:
To get a reader machine and tapes, I think you may need to have a doctor sign off that you can't see well, but to use the website I think you just fill in the online request form. https://www.loc.gov/nls/how-to-enroll/
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Not to go even more off-topic, but, yes, the NLS does provide free adaptive equipment and audio materials to absolutely anyone who qualifies-- fully free, for life, no strings attached. Your local public library can likely provide more information, or you can contact your relevant state library agency. The state library agencies can help guide you through the process, and they will be available for troubleshooting, assistance, and even readers' advisory (e.g., Grandma loves romance novels, but ONLY the ones with no sex-- what authors meet those criteria? there's an entire database they have access to that allows them to cross-reference whatever autistic criteria you or your loved one has). Some state agencies even have in-house recording studios and will record their own versions of local author materials and magazines.

The machines are less common now, and there's an app called BARD. This is better, because it means that they no longer have to ship physical cassettes, and it eliminates waiting for things to come and go in shipping.

It's not only blindness and low vision: you can also qualify with certain reading-related disabilities or if you have a physical condition that prevents you from holding books.

I can't emphasize enough what an important service this is and how much people can benefit it. If you or a relative qualifies, I really encourage you to check it out-- no library pun intended (well, maybe).

On topic: Amber is fat, and no one will have sex with her. She also has no idea what the Library of Congress is, though I'd really love to hear her explain what she thinks it is, because that would be really funny.
 
janeir0 said:
is Our Gorl acktually doing it? Is she going to make it??
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At least for the next month, yep. The cameo arc wont live very long after the holiday season. I can tell she's feeling pretty confident she's either going to

A) Continue making the same on cameo going forward

or

B) Become remonetized in February.

A isn't realistic, and B is going to be a struggle regardless if she gets remonetized or has to create another channel. She's going to have to develop her CPM from the ground up considering most of her content offends.

If she doesn't find another profitable platform or create another Youtube channel, she's going to be really fucked come tax season. She can spend all she's been making on cameo ignoring saving for tax but it just means its going to hit her even harder come march/april.

I think if we are going to see some strugglynn It will be around Feb/March.
 
I hate these dented trolls that think it's super funny to pay Hamby for cameos. Le epic trolling!
Don't these retards realize it would be 100x funnier if she got no free money during this time and was broke, actually forcing her to put some effort into earning money for the first time in her life? These aren't genuine people giving her money, it's middle aged women in haydur nation that think they are epically owning Amber by getting her to say something stupid or cringe for 100 bucks so they can show their friend and giggle.
 
Honestly? I’m not even that mad or annoyed. Almost all of Amber’s hustle attempts are initially successful. There were so many people willing to buy her used earrings when she opened shop that she struggled to ship them fast enough. Her Cameo doing that well right now is unsurprising.

The real obstacle is what happens in January, or what if she gets a customer complaint. Like with her diets, the moment she hits a roadblock or focuses her limited attention span on something else, it’s game over. It’s also the holiday season, which means people blowing their money on stupid shit because t’is the season. For some people, it’s having a relic of fail in the form of an Amberlynn Reid cameo. Those wallets will be much emptier come New Years.

I think even Amber senses that Cameo will be a bust in a couple months. Hence her placing all her chips on being magically re-monetized and allowed to go back to her usual bullshit without consequence in February, just because. It has to happen! She did nothing and is out of ideas!
 
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Once Christmas is over and Reddit trolls stop being fags and buying her cameos as a Christmas present for each other, it'll slow down for her. Let's just hope she's actually putting this cameo money aside to help her out for the next few months to tide her over until monetization kicks in... oh wait, of course she isn't. That would be giving her way too much credit.

Wonder if she'll be shovelling the Christmas food on her plate as quick as she did with that spaghetti
 
If she was smart and willing to humble herself, she could offer special weight loss and fitness inspiration Cameos and make some steady income. Seriously. Think of her fanbase.

People would buy these Cameos for friends if Amber came across as approachable and cheerful. She could have a couple scripts customers can choose from. With her extreme fatness, she could make Cameos encouraging women trying to lose weight and make a joke about how she didn't follow her own diet so think about that. She could give pep talks for nervous pre-weight loss surgery patients in the same vein. She could congratulate people on starting their 2026 fitness glow ups.

New Years resolution diet and exercise promises are a source of hilarity for personal trainers and gym staff for a reason. Look at the difference in gym attendance Dec 10th vs January 10th. But women especially are willing to spend hundreds of dollars on consumer crap they think will finally inspire them to lose weight.

But she'd never do it because she'd have to admit to herself that she's a failure and a freakshow to the people willing to pay her. She could think of it as helping people who struggled, but she's too self centered to care.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
The fattest Fat was quite busy this morning. She's hardly advertising. I'm sticking to thinking a lot of this is fetish content she's shilling in closed circles.

New Cameo Videos
#90 @ 0349 CST @ $80
#91 @ 0354 CST @ $80
#92 @ 0357 CST @ $80
#93 @ 0400 CST @ $80
#94 @ 0403 CST @ $80
#95 @ 0405 CST @ $80
#96 @ 0408 CST @ $80
#97 @ 0410 CST @ $80

$7677 Total
$5326 Estimated Earnings
$1809 Owed In Taxes
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At least she’s hustling *something* (even though the mention of mushrooms will gross me out for the foreseeable future) so she’s one up on Chantal who is still old man yelling at YouTube clouds.

If people want to pay her for saying degrading things or flashing her five misshapen boobs and she’s willing to do it, okay.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
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$5659 Estimated Earnings
$1922 Owed In Taxes
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Thank you for tracking this, I love an internet obsessive autistic fixation, that's what I'm here for!

I think the cameos are legit fan and anti-fan purchases. If she's selling custom smut I think that would be through snapchat or direct on the feeder chat sites. Emily definitely oriented her to places like what was it, feebie? Not gonna look right now, it's too gross and I already filled up on the epstein thead this morning.
 
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