🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"I am a lipstick lesbian. I feel naked without lipstick."
I thought she only started wearing lipstick a couple months ago? If she wants to take that phrase so literally, she should call herself an elf eyeliner lesbian.
 
Barbarella said:
Not sure what this means, but a student loan is the one thing you can't default on or make go away. They get you.
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Sorry. Deleted my original post. No, in this case IT followed some rules set forth during the Obama administration regarding these types of high pressure selling of their school program to students and the admission people getting trips and stuff as incentives(was illegal). Also was proven some programs like nursing didn't adequately prepare students and teaching methods were shoddy. Brown Mackie had to forgive millions in loans. Deleted because I really couldn't give a good link and didn't feel it might be relevant anyhow.
 
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Bitchboy95 said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yYTH-uhAI08
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She mentions getting "stares" when she held hands with her girlfriend (Destiny I guess, since she's been dating Becky 5 minutes). But if strangers were always mistaking Destiny for a dude, it's fair to assume they're staring at you cause you look like an actual planet. Unless you're a dumbass, of course, in which case it was cishet shitlords!!!!!!!!!
 
C3PBRO said:
She mentions getting "stares" when she held hands with her girlfriend (Destiny I guess, since she's been dating Becky 5 minutes). But if strangers were always mistaking Destiny for a dude, it's fair to assume they're staring at you cause you look like an actual planet. Unless you're a dumbass, of course, in which case it was cishet shitlords!!!!!!!!!
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She was getting stares because it looks like a 500 pound 45 year old Mother is kissing her less fat sped son.
 
SailorJupiter said:
I had to https://i.gyazo.com/6cbd155fc689cac6a111db49535af361.mp4

I know a lot of skinny/chubby people who do have darkened knuckles but they are of darker skin tone. Big AL is as white as fucking mayo, so wtf is her excuse?? Either she's shit at showering (which we all know) or her body is more fucked than she cares to admit (which we all also know).
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She has PCOS no doubt. She cannot be getting monthly periods at this rate.
 
C3PBRO said:
She mentions getting "stares" when she held hands with her girlfriend (Destiny I guess, since she's been dating Becky 5 minutes). But if strangers were always mistaking Destiny for a dude, it's fair to assume they're staring at you cause you look like an actual planet. Unless you're a dumbass, of course, in which case it was cishet shitlords!!!!!!!!!
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I am a lesbian and honestly holding hands is the dumbest reason to find out you're a lesbian. I found out when I kissed my first girlfriend. Out of all my lesbian friends and other lesbians that I've talked to--none have said that they found out when they were hand holding. To me, she falls "in love" with anyone who will care for her.
 
Ambaby said:
Not trying to be stupid, but is your profile pic AS's face on AL's head? It's hilarious.
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I noticed it this morning. I was like, "It looks like Amy Slaton's eyes on Big Al's head," but I figured I'd sound stupid if I asked. :lol:
 
Does anyone remember this video? There's some discrepancies. She talks about telling her Dad she has a gf and they talk once in a while but in this video she says she never talked to her dad about "being a bisexual".

It's petty but it's so fucking irritating how she keeps saying "I was a bisexual" "I came out as a bisexual". THAT'S NOT HOW WORDS WORK. "I'm bisexual" "I came out as bisexual". Good God I can't believe she thinks she's this prolific writer.....

Also the fucking squealing she has been doing lately to sound cute/girly/dainty is just obnoxious and annoying.

 
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Kinda off-topic, but this thread had one of our highest lurker counts on the entire site.

I'd like to formally invite you guys to register here. You get cool options to edit your posts, you can give feedback through ratings and you can follow the thread to know when it gets updated so you stay up to date with all the Amberlynn discussion we have going. Don't feel pressured to register but i don't see any downside to doing it since it's free and would allow you to post without solving captchas.

If everyone reading the thread registered, it'd be a lot more active. If you have any questions or need help with anything forum-related feel free to PM me.
 
xenomorph said:
She has PCOS no doubt. She cannot be getting monthly periods at this rate.
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You sack of haters, she broke out in zits cause #imagirl, everyone knows that means vagina lady-things, you bout to call big AL a liar?
 
xenomorph said:
She was getting stares because it looks like a 500 pound 45 year old Mother is kissing her less fat sped son.
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It's like if What's Eating Gilbert Grape took a really dark turn..
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CasualSeppuku said:
Kinda off-topic, but this thread had one of our highest lurker counts on the entire site.

I'd like to formally invite you guys to register here. You get cool options to edit your posts, you can give feedback through ratings and you can follow the thread to know when it gets updated so you stay up to date with all the Amberlynn discussion we have going. Don't feel pressured to register but i don't see any downside to doing it since it's free and would allow you to post without solving captchas.

If everyone reading the thread registered, it'd be a lot more active. If you have any questions or need help with anything forum-related feel free to PM me.
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More "Guests" here than the Marriott. :left:
 
xenomorph said:
She has PCOS no doubt. She cannot be getting monthly periods at this rate.
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If she wasn't a lesbian we'd probably get treated to a bunch of "OMG I'M PREGNANT?!?!" videos.
 
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