🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I've translated some of the english in her post to Fat Amber for the uninitiated.

"I've been quiet lately.." translates to "I got caught soliciting unecessary funds for a surgery I shouldn't have even mentioned until it was over. So I went MIA until the heat died down. THANK YOU FOR THE MONAYYYY"

"When I said I might leave Youtube for good I truly meant the words.." translates to "I was lying from the start."

"I have literally grownup on here." translates to "I haven't grown up at all."

"And I don't know anything different" translates to "Youtube held my hand like I was a toddler all these years and I have absolutely zero marketable trades or skills like an adult should have."

"And discovering new hobbies." translates to "Finding different web forums to obsess over myself."

"I am able to overcome the toughest of challenges.." translates to "I have failed every challenge I have ever set for myself but I'm just going to pretend they never happened."

"I miss you all" translates to "I miss my fucking money that I was getting so passively by putting up with yall."
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
"I have literally grownup on here." translates to "I haven't grown up at all."
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Amber is the reason I finally understood that 'growing up' and 'getting older' are different. She is still as immature as when she started, the only thing that changed is her age. Before gorlworld I thought that that was a retarded concept, I thought that as you got older and experienced more of life that you would inevitably 'grow up' or get wiser.

I'm looking forward to seeing what smug retarded reason she makes for coming back in February but I'm banking on the fact we never see what those 'new hobbies' are. Maybe she'll show Wasabi with a gleaming shiny coat fit for a showcat. One can hope I guess.
 
nofriendofours said:
She is living off of the money saved for taxes because she thinks her remonitization is garunteed in February. That's what I'm getting. I can only imagine what's gonna happen if she is denied.
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Stupid woman got caught possibly trying to solicit money for a surgery for her dog that she absolutely would not have mentioned if she was still monetised and left the scene to try to get us to forget. How many times has she brought up Twinkie's health in the past few years? She barely ever does. What a nice coincidence that it was suddenly something we needed to know when she lost her only source of income.

Also, slightly off topic, as this thread isn't about her, but it's jarring seeing the similarities between her and QLR. QLR claims she's applying for jobs and getting interviews and (apparently) actually heard back and got a job. Amber claims she's applying for jobs and is staying off YouTube. QLR and Chantal both moved to Twitch, I'm surprised Amebr didn't waddle her fat ass over there too and try to get some monayyyy. At least when Chantal says she won't go live without getting paid, she means it; Amber's doing it for the love of being ridiculed, obviously.

They all haven't had real jobs in years. Leeches on society at this point.
 
Clotso Coof said:
But she'll probably come back sooner because she needs the attention. She's built her entire identity off being a youtuber. It's going to get very lonely once she's been mostly offline for a while.
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Now that she's fully given up on "finding new income outlets" (having her WFH applications ignored and telling people happy birthday) and admitting her inevitable attempt at dipping her grubby hand back into the honeypot, I'd imagine the thought of coming back online feels comfortable again. The social media posts will probably start slowly ramping up, at the very least. Boring Insta Q&A here (despite quitting those, as well), nauseating TikTok thirst trap there, the usual.

She's hit what she thinks is damn near rock bottom, and so far, all roads have always led to bumming around on youtube. She knew she was going to return. She feels entitled to a monetized platform, ESPECIALLY when in her eyes, the totally evil troll people of the internet tore it away from her for being fat. So I wouldn't be surprised if we end up hearing something along the lines of "Having me back FOR FREE is a PRIVILEGE and I'm being NICE!" at some point during this supposed stretch of demonetized content, despite the situation she's in.
 
Cant Edit my previous comment or I would. She dropped another batch last hour. Not trying to shit up the thread with Hambos Cameos. She's been hoarding them all week and theres no doubt in my mind she's found a group of weirdos to sell her fetishism to.

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Thank god cows like Amberlynn never truly hit a rock bottom (they just keep digging). If she had any work ethic or wits about her, she could use this as a jumping off point to change her life around, at least for the camera. Performatively cry about how she's seen the error of her ways with this demonetization, apologize to her viewers, and start a new, I dunno--improvement journey. Become the health and lifestyle gorly pop she pretends to be. She wouldn't even have to make the changes, lose a single lb, or try really.

How much effort would it be to turn on the camera for 5 minutes while you "meditate" (think about your next meal), filming herself journaling, pretending to have a therapy session on her laptop, walking Twink--never mind. Already too much work for a weekly vlog.

It wouldn't even be that hard to change her channel: it's literally *don't mention food/weight/eating disorders*! She could do literally ANYTHING else within YT guidelines, but no. It's gorging ourselves or nothin'!
 
Clotso Coof said:
But she'll probably come back sooner because she needs the attention. She's built her entire identity off being a youtuber. It's going to get very lonely once she's been mostly offline for a while.
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I doubt it. She usually takes all of January off, so she was due to hide away and eat in two weeks anyway. I do expect her to fire up a live for her birthday though adding her venmo or cashap to the description.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
The stupid bitch should be still uploading to actually show YouTube she wants her monetization privileges back. Waiting until fucking February is her just being a retard.
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This stupid bitch should have been streaming to twitch, youtube, rumble, and kick for the past 2 years so she could have built up more platforms for money but she can't figure out how to work a laptop
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
This stupid bitch should have been streaming to twitch, youtube, rumble, and kick for the past 2 years so she could have built up more platforms for money but she can't figure out how to work a laptop
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This would have meant that Chantal was able to plan for the future and we all know how good Chantal is at planning. As soon as we was aware of the new YouTube TOS, she could have modified her streams and try to avoid being demonetized.
 
LOL, I need adult supervision. I'll go to Aisle 5.

While this was written for Chantal, it also applies to Amber, or any Lolcow. Anyone who let themself to weight 500 pounds is certainly not planning for the future.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
This stupid bitch should have been streaming to twitch, youtube, rumble, and kick for the past 2 years so she could have built up more platforms for money but she can't figure out how to work a laptop
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I mean it did take her like twenty minutes to figure out how to open a picture on her iMac. So yeah I don't know if she'd ever figure out how to stream from a different platform. I'm not sure if rumble or kick requires something like stream labs or OBS or if they have built in systems to stream straight from the website.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
I mean it did take her like twenty minutes to figure out how to open a picture on her iMac. So yeah I don't know if she'd ever figure out how to stream from a different platform. I'm not sure if rumble or kick requires something like stream labs or OBS or if they have built in systems to stream straight from the website.
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I still don’t believe she’s THAT retarded. She’s pulled up pics before. I think she was just trying to buy time to figure out how to hide the shit she didn’t want to be seen.

Which she proceeded to do by just covering it up with her thumb anyway. So maybe she IS that retarded….
 
I think the actual reason she won't make a second channel is that she has some level of awareness about the byproduct of being on youtube for 10 years is your sub count being inflated by thousands of inactive accounts. It would be a massive blow to her fragile ego for her to post "follow me over here" to her 260k subs and have her new channel get a tenth of that number.
 
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