🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Accept Only Substitutes said:
Grain of salt, etc etc, but Influencer Marketing Hub says Apple takes 30%. They imply Android doesn't.
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Alright yall. You have a choice. I can show you the autistic math or you can just trust that the percentage of her total $ sold accounting for IOS cut and android not getting a cut is 0.457875. (This figure accounts for the 75% android share (no cut), 25% apple market share (30% cut), 25% cut from cameo, and 34% state tax rate.)

69.375% 67.5% Assuming she doesn't put anyting away for state tax
45.7875% 44.55% Net after tax deduction

I'll implement it as an additional figure going forward lol.

Also we kinda overlooked the guy on the toilet KEEPING the picture of hamber.

Gotta make fun where none exists. Sorry for the multiple edits.
 
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Destiny's live is telling that she's basically the same person as Amber. Smug, selfish, doesn't know how a relationship functions.
Says she's never cheated, then says she cheated on Amber and Lexus. (Yes Destiny, lining up the new squeeze while you're still with the old one is cheating).
Blames her girlfriends for all of her faults, blames Lexus for the divorce because she was depressed and didn't hurry up and get over it. For some reason says she thought moving house would fix their relationship issues.
Agrees with Amber that the stripper let Gracie out.
Someone asked her what she's going to do differently with the new gorl, she just says "Well I've grown a lot as a person.".
She says she let Amber keep Twinkie because 'Twinkie favoured Amber a lot, Amber was her favourite person'. which is kinda concerning because I've never seen a dog so indifferent at best toward it's owner.

Honourable mention to the stupid bints in the comments comparing their relationships to Destiny's. Even just comparing your relationship to this trainwreck is an L for you.
 
God those questions were fucking dire, it was just Dusty saying "no Amber didn't let Gracie out/ no I didn't have to wipe her/I don't know anything about *insert Gorlworld development here*/etc etc, and then her telling us boring shit we don't care about like her divorce or her weight loss, but I suppose we shouldn't expect too much from the reddit/insta mongos lining up to listen to this snoozefest. Dusty, your only claim to internet relevancy was dating a fat minor e-celeb about ten years ago and then suckling off her unwashed teat until she shacked up with Wipey, so unless you're going to tell us something we don't know about Amber then fuck off. She and Amber are more alike than Destiny wants to admit; just like Pookie usually has a new wiper-in-waiting before the old one dips, Density no doubt already has her U-Haul truck loaded and ready to go before the ink has even dried on her divorce papers. There can't be many fat lesbos in Kentucky that she hasn't fucked around with at this point, she'll need to go move to another state to find a new hunting ground.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
she'll need to go move to another state to find a new hunting ground.
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There should be a matchmaking service for fat rural lesbians that functions more like Air BnB, where they just look down a list of girlfriends in a location then book one. No flirting or hours of dms necessary. The service can take EBT for payment.
 
General Woundwort said:
Destiny's live is telling that she's basically the same person as Amber.
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This is exactly how I felt before the live and now it's even more solidified after. Gay boy had her on a call and it was so fucking cringe and boring. Her responses were severely limited to "Yeah, nah" and couldn't extrapolate on the easiest of questions.

Dusty needs to get the fuck off the internet before she becomes a mainstay grazer. She's got the main character syndrome, the ability to overshare extremely boring yet intimate details, and the low IQ that makes her think she's got anything worth listening to.
Somehow she looks even more retarded than she used to. Like a disabled 14 year old boy obsessed with minecraft.
 
So, overall, Destiny adds nothing at all yet again? What a surprise.

I don't think any of her exes coming forward will add anything else to the current story in Amberverse. For a new season, we need a new caretaker, which I'm sure is on the way. According to some of the reaction channels I've caught up on, she's got a couple of people she's flirting with, one of them being Danielle, who is a married woman.

She loves being the other woman.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
So, overall, Destiny adds nothing at all yet again? What a surprise.

I don't think any of her exes coming forward will add anything else to the current story in Amberverse. For a new season, we need a new caretaker, which I'm sure is on the way. According to some of the reaction channels I've caught up on, she's got a couple of people she's flirting with, one of them being Danielle, who is a married woman.

She loves being the other woman.
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She loves the idea of being the chosen one. The one who you throw away marriages and relationships to be with, and careers and family and friends.
 
Holy T_Rex said:
She loves the idea of being the chosen one. The one who you throw away marriages and relationships to be with, and careers and family and friends.
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I wonder what her family must think, she leeduhruhlly bounces (heh) from fat gorl to fat gorl without pausing for breath in between. Imagine saying that the cracks were showing BEFORE THE WEDDING but still going ahead with it because idk she just likes the taste of wedding cake or something and then less than a year later already heading for Splitsville because "expectations weren't being met". What expectations, Destiny? That every day for the rest of your life was going to be a fairy tale romance? She's nowhere near mature enough to be in a relationship never mind married and would be better just sticking to being a (down's syndrome 12 year old looking) fuckboi.
 
Destiny and her new gorfriend should move in Amber as a roommate (or polycule) and as a guest star, then use Destiny's channel to split the money with Amber. It's not ban evading because Amber's not banned by youtube. Her channel is demonetized but it's still active and she can post unpaid content anytime she wants on her own.
 
I'd be down for a Caleb Hammer episode. A My 600 Pound Life episode would've been fun, too, although I feel the show would be getting cancelled by the time she would try again (and she already failed to get WLS from the Slatons's surgeon).

How about that interview that never came out? NBC, I believe?

I call shenanigans said:
Amber was denied also, as was Tammy Lemon. That just means they have to wait 3 months before they can apply again.

It’s pointless applying until they clean up their act along with their channel content.
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A total rebrand is very unlikely for someone like Amber, as well. She has no other skills or interests that she could properly make a side income from. Amber's niche (if it can be called that) is her watching her be a trainwreck that spends half her day eating. Without her eating and screaming about her BeePeeDee before eating some more, or going to Target before eating even more, she has little in the way of content.

Let's say that she got monetization back anyway, purely from lolcow luck. At what cost, though? Regardless of if she got paid for her antics, her peak was over half a decade ago at this point. She'll eat herself to death by her 40s either way. It's just a matter of if it'll be on camera or not.

Clotso Coof said:
Destiny and her new gorfriend should move in Amber as a roommate (or polycule) and as a guest star, then use Destiny's channel to split the money with Amber. It's not ban evading because Amber's not banned by youtube. Her channel is demonetized but it's still active and she can post unpaid content anytime she wants on her own.
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Well, everything is getting a reboot. Why not have a Gaycare 2.0?
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Alright yall. You have a choice. I can show you the autistic math or you can just trust that the percentage of her total $ sold accounting for IOS cut and android not getting a cut is 0.4455. (This figure accounts for the 75% android share (no cut), 25% apple market share (30% cut), 25% cut from cameo, and 34% state tax rate.)

67.5% Assuming she doesn't put anyting away for state tax (@ 4717 income right now = $3184)
44.55% Net after tax deduction (@ 4717 = $2101)

I'll implement it as an additional figure going forward lol.

Also we kinda overlooked the guy on the toilet KEEPING the picture of hamber.

Gotta make fun where none exists. Sorry for the multiple edits.
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I would like to see the autistic math please. Where did the 0.4455 come from other than being the total percent of the world's washcloths that have been on the receiving end of that fat narc's 💩 a$$hole.
 
mastergabe said:
I would like to see the autistic math please.
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Glad you asked. I was kinda high when I did the calculations and I got them slightly wrong. It was probably due to the order of operations regarding who gets their cut first. I am not a math person type deal so if theres a nerd out there to confirm the math I'd appreciate it.

AvgProfPercent = MA[(1-CA)x(1-CM)x(1-ST)] + MD[(1-CM)x(1-ST)]
AvgProfPercent = 0.25[(1−0.30)×(1−0.25)×(1−0.34)] + 0.75[(1−0.25)×(1−0.34)]
= 0.457875

Estimated Earnings Percent = MA[(1−CA)×(1−CM)]+MD[(1−CM)] (Not including state tax)
Estimated Earnings Percent = 0.25[(1−0.30)×(1−0.25)] + 0.75[(1−0.25)]
= 0.69375

MA = Apple Market Share
MD = Android Market Share
CA = Apple Cut
CM = Cameos Cut
ST = State Tax

Assuming the above calcs are correct that would mean:

Estimated = 0.69375 x $4717 = $3272
Taxes owed = Estimated - (0.457875 x $4717) = $3272 - $2160 = $1112

TL;DR Amber has made around $3272 and owes $1112 in taxes on it.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
So, overall, Destiny adds nothing at all yet again? What a surprise.

I don't think any of her exes coming forward will add anything else to the current story in Amberverse. For a new season, we need a new caretaker, which I'm sure is on the way. According to some of the reaction channels I've caught up on, she's got a couple of people she's flirting with, one of them being Danielle, who is a married woman.

She loves being the other woman.
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The only people I am interested in hearing from at this point is Eric and Ricky. A gaycare tell-all. It may not be more than we already know, but those sassy homos would make for an interesting 15 minutes of drama.
 
Ratgirl said:
The only people I am interested in hearing from at this point is Eric and Ricky
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I'm honestly amazed that they haven't yet, Eric is a messy bitch and Ricky could barely hide his contempt for Amber so I'm not sure why they're sleeping on this opportunity to make a quick YT buck selling out Pookie. Maybe she has dirt on them in her jurnuhlz.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I'm honestly amazed that they haven't yet, Eric is a messy bitch and Ricky could barely hide his contempt for Amber so I'm not sure why they're sleeping on this opportunity to make a quick YT buck selling out Pookie. Maybe she has dirt on them in her jurnuhlz.
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Who knows. They were quick to air out Nena’s (is that becky’s ex name? been too long) dirty laundry by posting her nasty underwear on facebook. There must be a good reason, maybe she throws money their way from time to time and they don’t want to fall out of her good graces. Although from what Becky said earlier this year, I am not even sure if they are still friends with Amber.
 
Ratgirl said:
Who knows. They were quick to air out Nena’s (is that becky’s ex name? been too long) dirty laundry by posting her nasty underwear on facebook. There must be a good reason, maybe she throws money their way from time to time and they don’t want to fall out of her good graces. Although from what Becky said earlier this year, I am not even sure if they are still friends with Amber.
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Oh that's going to suck for her when she realizes that she's never ever going to be the one holding money over anybody's head ever again.
 
HELP WANTED: Maid for shiddy undies, Uber Driver for all errands, Cook for all meals. Must work for free. Also bear the burden of all costs associated with taking care of a quarter ton toddler alongside her hoard of animals she'll keep collecting and discarding.

Whats not to want? I bet she's got volunteers lined up around the block.
 
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