🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Fried Oreos]

and applications for S5 are out.... but she wouldn't fly to RI, no way she would

I don’t think a plane could take off with her in it.

 

[Deputy Aru]

idk if people know this about amberlynn, but when she was a kid she had a social worker do basically everything for her until she turned 18. She has always taken the path of least resistance and only worked briefly (and did not perform well from what I recall). Returning to being a ward of the state would be familiar and comfortable for her, and I bet her mom would get some additional $$ for caring for her. If she could get another social worker to help her apply for programs then she would be fine with doing that for life, although I am sure she would hate having to eat cheaper food she would not hate it as much as having to lose weight and get a job. I'm sure she is really hoping for a later youtube appeal to work, and maybe that will happen, but if it doesn't she will probably do exactly what she did as a teenager and live fat off of tax money.

Amber is not applying for disability and her mother is not going to become her caregiver. To qualify for disability you need documented evidence that your disability makes you unable to work, which means medical records and doctor's stating as such. Just because she's fat and can't stand or walk for very long isn't enough to qualify. There's also no legal reason for Amber's mom to become her caregiver. Amber isn't sick or mentally inept, she's just fat and broke. Which. given the fact that it's Amber, is basically the same as being mentally inept, but the state of Oklahoma won't see it as such.

For her to qualify for government assistance she needs to be in her state's low income range, which she hasn't been for years. and she's been self-employed for the last 10 years so she doesn't qualify for unemployment. It doesn't matter if she's now left Youtube and says she's broke, all of her taxes will show her as being well above the low-income tax bracket for Oklahoma, including her 2025 taxes.

There is no other path of least resistance for Amber - she can continue the Cameo grift for as long as she can, open a Patreon/OF for Mukbangs and pray the feeders in her audience shell out whatever she's asking for, or she can finally do what she's been threatening to do for years and leave the online world and get a real job, never to be heard from again. The fact that she's already on TikTok with her thirst traps tells me it won't be the last one, though.

 

[Jizzrag]

lol, didn’t your cat run away from you?

 

[1040]

Am I the only one that thinks she'll get her monetization back? I mean foodie beauty had all kinds of shit happen to her channel and she still makes videos (granted, she's broke as fuck but the point is that she still makes money). There's plenty of youtubers that are horrible people that make horrible content and they still get paid, I don't know why amber would be the exception... If anything she'll have to get a real job to fund her lifestyle (or find a new caretaker/mommalynn/some fetish dude), but she'll keep on being annoying on youtube until she dies.

or she could start another channel but it might not be as popular as the last one. I always imagined AL going out like lifebyjen, where eventually we'd see her on her death bed. For those that remember or don't know, lifebyjen lived in subsidized housing and was on disability and still did youtube. So that might be how AL goes out after all.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Amber is not applying for disability and her mother is not going to become her caregiver. To qualify for disability you need documented evidence that your disability makes you unable to work, which means medical records and doctor's stating as such.

so what you're saying is she needs to eat more until she's actually disabled enough to get disability?

 

[Constellationzero]

idk if people know this about amberlynn, but when she was a kid she had a social worker do basically everything for her until she turned 18. She has always taken the path of least resistance and only worked briefly (and did not perform well from what I recall). Returning to being a ward of the state would be familiar and comfortable for her, and I bet her mom would get some additional $$ for caring for her. If she could get another social worker to help her apply for programs then she would be fine with doing that for life, although I am sure she would hate having to eat cheaper food she would not hate it as much as having to lose weight and get a job. I'm sure she is really hoping for a later youtube appeal to work, and maybe that will happen, but if it doesn't she will probably do exactly what she did as a teenager and live fat off of tax money.

Case worker here: Again... she can apply for DRS/DHS for a Doors worker (Jade 2.0) but she'll be doing intake plus eight week staffings that are on HER (not the state) to attend.
She'd have to get an Oklahoma case manager and likely hit up agencies like the ARC, Challenge Unlimited, Salvation Army or Goodwill. She'd need medical documentation to back up claims so Oklahoma can approve her receiving services like MamaLynn Doors home health care aide.

Most fatty boom boom porn stars like Donna Simpson and Vanilla Hippo get supplementary income (for food) in the form of these:

* Gift cards prepaid
* John calls restaurant and orders and pays for fatty
* John calls and pays for delivery
* John sends food gift boxes and gift baskets like expensive baked cakes and pumpkin bread so Hambutt can have an on-air meltdown about it
* John relays money to Mamalynn or another Hambutt proxy for the grocery store

Lots of easy workarounds for SSSSSSBBBBBBW porn stars to continue receiving Medicaid, SNAP, WIC, EBT, SSDI and SSI while eating the foods in the quality and amount they're used to.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

our gorl can't really do anything except some reality tv at this point. Is fishtank still a thing?

Did you not watch Rachel in the last season? She was a Gorl World lolcow contender, imo.

What could Amber provide differently than her?

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Did you not watch Rachel in the last season? She was a Gorl World lolcow contender, imo.

Whatever happened to Fat Woody? Got pretty quiet after Beavers was mentioned. Speaking of, I found what might be the only picture of Amber and Rachel together.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

but when she was a kid she had a social worker do basically everything for her until she turned 18. She has always taken the path of least resistance and only worked briefly (and did not perform well from what I recall).

I honestly think that's an unspoken thing many foster care children actually face in the last 25-30 years.

The foster care kids become dependent on people and the system, and when they age out, they just land themselves in prison because it means someone besides themselves is taking care of them and making choices- whether it's lawyers or social workers or prison advocates. Or they immediately start having babies and let welfare raise the kids, which in then takes care of them all over again.


I went to a rough high school, and there were plenty of kids who were like that. They depended on teachers and counselors and were always making excuses as to why they "needed" help.

I'll save my powerleveling but these kids weren't really different than me or the other kids, they really just wanted someone to do everything for them.

It takes a lot of willpower to actually rise above the foster care system and become fully independent, and many people who are raised in the system never fully get out because it's easier than being responsible.

For every 5 people that make it through the system and fully become something, there's at least 200 that end up at the gibs line because "somebody needs to help them." <--- This is where Amber is.

Whatever happened to Fat Woody? Got pretty quiet after Beavers was mentioned. Speaking of, I found what might be the only picture of Amber and Rachel together.

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Rachel is still making reaction videos to Amber, at least she was last week. She's still curating her comments as to not hurt her feelings. Lol.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The empty, unused journals. As if she'd ever sell her delusion filled ones.

Just let me dream

Amber has taken a break from job applications and seems to be in heat for a new caretaker, per TikTok.

ssstwitter.com_1764269811425.mp4

Can't get the start of her shoulders into frame, movement consists of shifting 5 degrees to the right and 5 degrees to the left. Man she has to be getting to the size of a small car at this point

 

[mastergabe]

History lesson for y'all:
The OG Gorlworld Prophet of Haydur Nayshun - Capstone1892, the very first haydur, after all these years, posted on Twitter.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IVjg2IyEYaA

Not that y'all particularly care for StudioDeets (so I grabbed each screenshot and posted them here, sorry the order got skewed), although their video was made 11 months ago before their monetization, the material referenced in the video was during the first month of the fat narc ever on YT over 12 years ago in 2013. At a time when she was NOT monetized, just like now. And her fucking script back then...also just like now!!
The only thing Capstone had left to say is....
"I told you so."

 

[riprarity213]

our gorl can't really do anything except some reality tv at this point. Is fishtank still a thing?

As much as I would love to see her waddle around Rhode Island, we all know our biggums refuses to relinquish control of the narrative. Every time she’s been granted the opportunity to make money in exchange for someone else having any semblance of control over how she’s viewed, she’s run the other direction as fast as her layygs could carry her.

 

[Insulin reid]

Not that y'all particularly care for StudioDeets (so I grabbed each screenshot and posted them here, sorry the order got skewed), although their video was made 11 months ago before their monetization, the material referenced in the video was during the first month of the fat narc ever on YT over 12 years ago in 2013. At a time when she was NOT monetized, just like now. And her fucking script back then...also just like now!!


The only thing Capstone had left to say is....

"Got you to nearly 400 lbs" now she wishes she could be near 400 lbs.
Disappointed but not surprised that Amber "nuh uh"-ed herself into hundreds more pounds of flesh and a decade later on this earth is now just broke and fat. Lmao.

"I told you so."

Peak

As much as I would love to see her waddle around Rhode Island, we all know our biggums refuses to relinquish control of the narrative. Every time she’s been granted the opportunity to make money in exchange for someone else having any semblance of control over how she’s viewed, she’s run the other direction as fast as her layygs could carry her.

Too bad she cant fit on a plane.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Replying to myself to add:

This was a Becky/Destiny hybrid—heavy (lol) on the Destiny—she was chasing, if this is the right Danielle.

(I’m done posting ‘til next year, probably.)

Which one is Danielle? I thought someone in the 'verse commented that Danielle was pretty? One looks like Dilbert and one has that awful fucking """"bicep""""" Fat overhang like Lard Lass.

 

[Raw]

Which one is Danielle? I thought someone in the 'verse commented that Danielle was pretty? One looks like Dilbert and one has that awful fucking """"bicep""""" Fat overhang like Lard Lass.

I took these screenshots a long time ago but since she is being mentioned a lot again lately, it seems a good time to share them.

Danielle Michelle Woods is "the pretty one".
Danielle is a former fatty (see picture with her mom). And she is married to a Brittany Woods with the fridge build as per gorlworld standard. They seem to have a lot of dogs.

Not sure what's true of the rumours that Amber was serious involved with her or if it's more that she wants to be like Danielle. Looks like the latter to me but nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to Amber.

Edit: added more recent screenshots from their Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/danielle.stevens.169/

https://www.facebook.com/brittney.woods.33/

Looks like a pretty happy relationship as far as I can judge from their pages. They went to Billie Eillish recently (did Amber copy it from her?) and like to travel together.

Also, unrelated to Danielle, but lmao at what Amber reposted on TikTok:

Spoiler: pic dump

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

She's literally so dramatic lmao.

But are we finally getting a Scottie sequel or the sequel to the weird lesbian cruise story? Lol

Forget a sequel, how about finishing them? Scottie ended with her sending her gay uncle Tim(e) an e-mail and Hello Darling ended with that one girl with a dumb name sighting an ex who dumped her.

No idea what the seldom discussed lesbian BDSM fic leaves on since I only read that one once but she sure as hell didn't finish that one either.

Also ofc lmao at the fact that her totally real job was some self employed girlypop type deal situation.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

TikTok:

Thank GAWD she ate herself into sterility.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Also, unrelated to Danielle, but lmao at what Amber reposted on TikTok:

This is the kind of cringe I expect to see from Pookie. Especially when she did it to herself

 

[Grey Gardens]

Here's the timeline I predict:
- Go back to work with Mamalynn
- Get advice to sign up for credit cards - either from viewers or at the call center
- Quit call center and go on disability
- Keep doing YT and use credit cards to float lifestyle and "prove the haters wrong"
- Declare bankruptcy (with her lack of money & assets she'll do a chapter 7)
- Get more credit cards and keep showing off
- Max out new lines of credit before the bankruptcy times out (7 years)
- Be BIG poor

I think she'll get herself remonetized on YT because she can't live without an audience and her ego needs to be paid for it no matter how little. But, once she gets on disability there will be a cap on her income that she'll be able to easily stay under with her drop in popularity.

There's no way she's been paying into social security, so for long term health care and food money disability is by far her best bet.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Quit call center and go on disability

For what documented disability after "working" for youtube for 13 years?

I swear people for some reason think it just happens. Its just magic. Anyone can get it! Even just for being fat!

Despite this not aligning with reality at all. Lol. Lmao even.