🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Seeing those bags of plastic junk is making me feel the need to go on a de-cluttering spree and get rid of all my old Pokemon stuff in the loft.
The fact she and everyone is calling them Choosies is hardcore reminding me of the Wade Whimsies from the 50s and 60s. People buying junk and making poor financial decisions has always been a thing, but at least some of the Whimsies looked kinda cool.
 
Worst-case scenario, Amber will work with her mom. Afaik, her mom has an office/call-centre type job. It's how she got her job at the care home (through Destiny). The only way she would ever get a job is through somebody else pulling the strings for her. She's too lazy to do anything herself.
 
I think she'll have a job for maybe two weeks tops (probably clocking in for less than 8 hours a day, I bet she'll want to be part time) before she's fired or quits over a bruised ego.

I'm still deciding on wether that cycle will then continue until she gives up and goes back to pushing out dry content or until she gets disability.

This is either the start of something great and we'll see many a crash out or this is liturallyyy the end

Edited for grammar
I'm so sleepy
 
Last edited:
General Woundwort said:
Seeing those bags of plastic junk is making me feel the need to go on a de-cluttering spree and get rid of all my old Pokemon stuff in the loft.
The fact she and everyone is calling them Choosies is hardcore reminding me of the Wade Whimsies from the 50s and 60s. People buying junk and making poor financial decisions has always been a thing, but at least some of the Whimsies looked kinda cool.
Click to expand...
I have a Wade collection 200 strong . Probably says something about my age. I haven't added to it in some years. When I was younger I used to buy a lot of tea and they would come in the tea packages. It's not like I was buying them alone haha. We called them Tea Wades. Significantly cheaper than whatever all this plastic garbage is too.
 
I think we’re being overly optimistic about a call center era, even work from home. She doesn’t have the discipline to get up every day and get into queue on time with limited breaks for back to back madness and never knowing what’s going to come boiling down the line. It’s too bad because it might work for her short term and seasonal temporary positions do pop up.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I disagree with this. She could sell journals from the Jade era for hundreds if not thousands of dollars to desperate whores like Rachel, Studio Deets, Hecticana, etc. There are probably other journals from different eras that people would pay lots of money for to get the details that she doesn't put into her videos.
Click to expand...
The empty, unused journals. As if she'd ever sell her delusion filled ones.
 
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
Worst-case scenario, Amber will work with her mom. Afaik, her mom has an office/call-centre type job. It's how she got her job at the care home (through Destiny). The only way she would ever get a job is through somebody else pulling the strings for her. She's too lazy to do anything herself.
Click to expand...
Watch mamalynn fall back into crack in 3,2,1....
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Data entry and call centres are the only jobs that she can do. Unless she find a rich girlfriend willing to pay for her food and shopping, Amber is going to apply to get benefits. Even then, the amount she would get would not be enough I suspect.
Click to expand...
Data entry is a cushy number that people far more intelligent, literate, hard working and better at typeeeen than Amber will ever be would step over their grannies to get so she'd be at the end of a very long queue of applicants for a job like that. She might be able to get a gig at Mamalynn's call centre situation type deal, but I think even Mammalynn is intelligent enough to realise that sticking her neck out to get her idiot daughter a job that she'll either get the bullet from or quit before she's even had her first wage might not be a great idea. Even a slave master cracking a whip across her shelf couldn't force our dainty princess to do things on someone else's schedule. She loved the flex about how great it was being her own bawss babe gorlypawp type deal was because she could choose her own hours and could work as much (or as little) as she wants. Amberlynn will not adjust well to being obligated to perform tasks on someone else's time.

Emily's basement is calling...
 
Our favorite choreographer is up early!

New Cameo Videos
#15 @ 16:34GMT @ $80
#16 @ 16:37GMT @ $80
#17 @ 16:39GMT @ $80
#18 @ 16:42GMT @ $80
#19 @ 16:45GMT @ $80
#20 @ 16:53GMT @ $80
#21 @ 16:56GMT @ $80
#22 @ 17:00GMT @ $80

Purple Nurples for all involved.

Running total : $1805 (Net ~$883, double check that for me @KiwiKunt!! please)

Edit: Editing as they come along. I've got the script running in 3 instances at intervals of 40 seconds. Unless she can do one in less than 13 seconds, I'm pretty sure I'm catching all that she does. The 40 seconds is enough, but I didn't write any exception or error handling and the scripts can crash, though rarely. Backup logs are never bad!
 
Last edited:
idk if people know this about amberlynn, but when she was a kid she had a social worker do basically everything for her until she turned 18. She has always taken the path of least resistance and only worked briefly (and did not perform well from what I recall). Returning to being a ward of the state would be familiar and comfortable for her, and I bet her mom would get some additional $$ for caring for her. If she could get another social worker to help her apply for programs then she would be fine with doing that for life, although I am sure she would hate having to eat cheaper food she would not hate it as much as having to lose weight and get a job. I'm sure she is really hoping for a later youtube appeal to work, and maybe that will happen, but if it doesn't she will probably do exactly what she did as a teenager and live fat off of tax money.
 
Why wasn’t she streaming on multiple platforms? She should’ve been streaming to Rumble, Bitchute, and whatever the fuck else. Content creators are getting fucked with all the time. Everyone knows that. How could she not be having multiple platforms of income coming in?
 
DominoPetachi said:
Why wasn’t she streaming on multiple platforms? She should’ve been streaming to Rumble, Bitchute, and whatever the fuck else. Content creators are getting fucked with all the time. Everyone knows that. How could she not be having multiple platforms of income coming in?
Click to expand...
Might be the whole "being a fat lazy retard" thing...
NeverCopeAgain said:
Amber has taken a break from job applications and seems to be in heat for a new caretaker, per TikTok.

ssstwitter.com_1764269811425.mp4
Click to expand...
The beast is in heat again!! If Gorlypop put as much effort in her job applications as she does thirst trapping on YouTube she'd have a job by now.

EDIT: TikTok LMAO, gorl wishes she could thirst trap on youtube!
 
youngdumbrosebud said:
View attachment 8218942
Click to expand...
Replying to myself to add:

This was a Becky/Destiny hybrid—heavy (lol) on the Destiny—she was chasing, if this is the right Danielle.

(I’m done posting ‘til next year, probably.)
IMG_0488.jpeg IMG_0489.jpeg
 
Last edited by a moderator:
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Data entry is a cushy number that people far more intelligent, literate, hard working and better at typeeeen than Amber will ever be would step over their grannies to get so she'd be at the end of a very long queue of applicants for a job like that.
Click to expand...
Most of those jobs got outsourced to India way, way back in the 90s. Before that, it was a decent enough profession.
 
Sorry if this has already been posted, I didn't see it when I searched. But Dana is pregnant. Someone asked how that was physically possible and got downvoted into oblivion. Apparently she lost weight but when I looked at her Instagram she still looks to be the size of a planet.
Screenshot_20251127_130438_Chrome.jpg
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom