🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clotso Coof]

If she drops her price on the choosies to 4 bags for 10 bucks, she can sell them. Also 5 journals for 10 bucks, small lots of young adult books, etc. Flea markets are largely hoarders selling to other hoarders, and these cheapo local online market places are the same way.

She probably has some unworn with tags still on Torrid clothes she could sell in lots. Yes, she's smelly and dirty, but most of the clothes she bought in hauls didn't fit and were probably immediately shoved in a closet.

My personal favourite of the answers, “No I will not lose any weight with this drop in income, I can still buy mass amounts of cheap wommart slop”

There was a guy on my 600 lb life who lived in an old car and got up to 670 lbs. His brother slept in the car with him and they ate fast food and snacks all day. They were completely broke but the guy failed out of Dr Now's program for not losing any weight.

There was also a 550 lb guy on Reddit for a couple years living in a tent in a homeless camp and begging for money, then buying food with it. Addicts find a way.

If she gets a job, and that is a big IF, she will get a job at the same call center place her mom works at

Not a bad idea. But she'll only do it when her mother lines up the job and forces her to apply. Then she'll quit because muh mentals.

I bet about 50k on cheap plastic crap and if you factor in candles, journals, and jewelry like 300k

I agree. Add in Torrid clothes, and you're at 400k maybe?

Then add food and you get to 700k easily. We've not even touched rent and her girlfriend's cars. She spent well over the million she mentioned as her earnings, so she's undercounting her income as well.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

If she gets a job, and that is a big IF, she will get a job at the same call center place her mom works at.

lol and then make some excuse why her broke ass is justified in spending $250 on lunchboxes she will use three times and a new temu stanley knock off because "I love water gaiz"

 

[GLEB]

By over 10k does she mean $10,400 or like 60k? Cus 10k over a ten year long youtube career seems kinda low. That's only 1k a year. I bet about 50k on cheap plastic crap and if you factor in candles, journals, and jewelry like 300k.

I agree, but it’s an interesting number she threw out. Makes me think she’s already looking at her taxes and trying to max out every deduction she can. Amberlynn is the type to ignore the writing on the wall and operate as usual right up until the very last appeal is denied. That means she’s probably spent through most of her savings, if she had any to start with. Amber is an addict and I’ve yet to see an addict let the IRS stand between them and satisfaction.

I hope Methmomma is ready for a whole lotta “remember that time I PAID for dinner? Remember when I bought you _______?” Remember, nothing from Amberlynn is ever really yours, and definitely not free. Just call her Affirmlynn Reid because you will be paying for that $2.50 water bottle for years.

When Big Al turns on the water works for Grandma, any chance Tammy had of getting that trailer will disappear quicker than an elderly pet in Ambers care. Tammy may be enjoying the Schadenfreude, but Amber’s job loss means she has more free time, and now less toys, so all entertainment needs will fall on granny et al. Sorry Tammy, don’t expect any mid-week lunch invites from Granny-Lynn. I guess Amberlynn wins again.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Tammy may be enjoying the Schadenfreude

I wish Tammy would come online and do more of her trashy ranting about Amber and Methmama. Tammy would tell us everything. Their Thanksgiving dinner conversation will be interesting.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Part of me is a little bummed out for Amberlynn. It must suck to be so fat and have no useful trade after her only income source dried up. No one feels sorry for old fat Amberlynn that no one ever liked. It would be nice if the bullies who profited from her lifted her up when she needed it.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Part of me is a little bummed out for Amberlynn. It must suck to be so fat and have no useful trade after her only income source dried up. No one feels sorry for old fat Amberlynn that no one ever liked. It would be nice if the bullies who profited from her lifted her up when she needed it.

I was going to lift her up but I don't have a bulldozer.

 

[Crystalgoat]

How long before someone finds some x-rated pics of ALR on some feeder website?

Show laygs!

 

[Dave&Bust-a-nut]

"They've taken my demonetization." Gorl........you cannot be fr...

Also they reported you bc your unwashed shit hands and bed bugs were all over your items. I wouldn't want to buy that crap either. We all know you individually touched everything for your "cHoOsEy" games. Get a fucking grip. You've singlehandedly ruined your reputation, you will never get to live the normal life you want.

Dw guiseee, she'll be reapplying for that monetization again in 3 months time. She's desperate enough. I'd be surprised if she got it back, but we know damn well she's gonna try. (Thank yew 4 tha moniee)

 

[stares at error messages]

She’s upset that she’s being retroactively punished for old videos, since she hasn’t made mukbang, ED-related, or weight-loss content lately and has only been doing livestreams. She believes those types of videos were allowed on YouTube when they were originally uploaded.

I hope she hunts down Neal Mohan and sits on him until he's dead.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

New Cameo Video #9 @ 20:35GMT @ $80
New Cameo Video #10 @ 20:37GMT @ $80
New Cameo Video #11 @ 20:42GMT @ $80
New Cameo Video #12 @ 20:45GMT @$80
New Cameo Video #13 @ 20:48GMT @$80
New Cameo Video #14 @ 20:51GMT @$80

$1165 Total. Will edit if more come in anytime soon.

Good Morning Hamber! Almost slept in past 3pm.

14 is still significantly more than I anticipated - have to take 25% agent fees of that and the 34% OK taxes

She will only get about $570 from that

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What gets me is she is just making an active decision right now to give up and go broke. Like she's not even banned from YouTube, so from what it seems she can basically make a new channel with different subject matter, nothing about food or her body, and get it monetized. Obviously there's the potential it won't be nearly as popular, but she's not even trying. She's not trying to go to other platforms either. She's just crying on camera and selling her camera. Does she really love being a victim this much or is she just this lazy? Probably both.

lol. This is just to create drama. She will be back, if not YT, another platform. If she stays gone a week I’ll be surprised, maybe she will make it a month. The income from cameos and donos thanks to her dramatic goodbye will make up for the lost YT vlogmas money.

She’s just pouting right now. She has no intention of getting a real job, but pretending that’s a goal helps pad out this

She will return and when she does she will gush about all the love and ppl begging her to come back. back by popular demand. She just needs to figure out the best way to monetize her views somewhere. It’s got to suck when your hate commentators make far more money. She might start some behind the scenes deal so that she will do content, but big Amber snark channels have to split their Adsense revenue with her on their Hamber videos. They lose money if the Amber content well goes dry.

that is an incredible amount of useless fucking garbage. impressive. if you ever wondered what a millionaire would buy if their tastes were the walmart clearance aisle, there you go.

The best view of her hoard was when her and Becky broke up and then when she had to move out of the Lexington apt. The amount of money wasted on cheap plastic and polyester boggles the mind. But that still doesn’t compare to her fast food expenditures.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She likely ordered MANY MANY MANY different assortments from different sellers over time.

Everybody likes to talk about the doordash drivers in Oklahoma City losing their jobs but nobody talks about the junk sellers from ebay going out of business by this decision.

Also 5 journals for 10 bucks

I disagree with this. She could sell journals from the Jade era for hundreds if not thousands of dollars to desperate whores like Rachel, Studio Deets, Hecticana, etc. There are probably other journals from different eras that people would pay lots of money for to get the details that she doesn't put into her videos.

Now would she ever do that? No, not a chance. Nobody is going to read those until she dies and mama lynn wants a few extra dollars to spend at bingo

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

Am I the only one that thinks she'll get her monetization back? I mean foodie beauty had all kinds of shit happen to her channel and she still makes videos (granted, she's broke as fuck but the point is that she still makes money). There's plenty of youtubers that are horrible people that make horrible content and they still get paid, I don't know why amber would be the exception... If anything she'll have to get a real job to fund her lifestyle (or find a new caretaker/mommalynn/some fetish dude), but she'll keep on being annoying on youtube until she dies.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

"They've taken my demonetization." Gorl........you cannot be fr...

Also they reported you bc your unwashed shit hands and bed bugs were all over your items. I wouldn't want to buy that crap either. We all know you individually touched everything for your "cHoOsEy" games. Get a fucking grip. You've singlehandedly ruined your reputation, you will never get to live the normal life you want.

Dw guiseee, she'll be reapplying for that monetization again in 3 months time. She's desperate enough. I'd be surprised if she got it back, but we know damn well she's gonna try. (Thank yew 4 tha moniee)

She's a narc, being self conscious and take accountability is like garlic to a vampire. There's a saying that I love that says roughly "if 1 person tells you you're a goose (in my language is a symbol of stupidity) it's ok. If two people do, it's ok. If 10 people say you're a goose, you should probably look at your ass to see if it has feathers". It's not that people are unfair to you, Amber, it's that you're a dick. You can't expect to troll people with THANK YOU FOR THE MONNNAAAAYYYY and "I'm so better than all of you" and then not to get fucked with no Vaseline and a handful of sand by all the people you were a cunt to. You're not that special, you don't deserve any pity, rather the opposite.

A normal job is out of question. She's never been compliant, she doesn't know how to manage her emotions, she barely speaks English. If she thinks that the only requirement for being a court transcriber is being quick on a keyboard, oh boy she's delulu. It's fucking HARD, it has nothing to do with typing like an idiot with a 75% error rate. Jesus Christ.
She could never work with the public too, because she's rude, lazy, uncaring, no matter how easy the job would be.
Unfortunately, human circus doesn't exist anymore, she could've been the very fat lady being shot out of a cannon

 

[Fried Oreos]

Am I the only one that thinks she'll get her monetization back? I mean foodie beauty had all kinds of shit happen to her channel and she still makes videos (granted, she's broke as fuck but the point is that she still makes money). There's plenty of youtubers that are horrible people that make horrible content and they still get paid, I don't know why amber would be the exception... If anything she'll have to get a real job to fund her lifestyle (or find a new caretaker/mommalynn/some fetish dude), but she'll keep on being annoying on youtube until she dies.

She’s probably banking on that, and just selling off her choosies and other garbage to make it the next three months until she can reapply for monetization.

I think she set her videos private because she figured if she can’t make money off of them, reaction channels shouldn’t be able to either.

The rest is drama for show and attention, as per usual.

 

[King Kiwi]

Maybe Chris and Flutter will invite her for Thanksgiving dinner.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

If Amber does cry fatly to Daddy Youtube in 90 days for her to be remonetized, her channel is dead in the water anyway because she'd need to actually, like, produce content that isn't just her eateeeeeen and cryeeeeeen about online boolyeen or some internet gorlfriend. She doesn't go anywhere, doesn't do anything, and has no friends or side characters to bounce (ha) off of except Mammalynn who seems to have quietly distanced herself from being filmed. I actually kind of believe her when she says she won't appeal again because I think even a retard like Ambie knows that the era of shovelling kielbasa and potatoes down her gullet and making bank from it are over and she fucking hates anything that requires effort. I don't know how sustainable livestreams are financially but probably not enough to sustain her current lifestyle as Chantal would tell her.

Maybe she can vlog her attempts at finding someone willing to employ an illiterate fat smelly retard who can barely speak basic English, hasn't worked a normie job in at least a decade, and who can't walk the length of herself.

EDIT: I need to learn to proof read

 

[PB4ZZZ]

She's going to need occupational rehab if she wants a normal job. I'm sure she's going to pop up back online at some point, somewhere as a content creator. The only problem is without being able to center her channel around her weight, mental health breakdowns, or being a victim what can she film.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

If Amber does cry fatly to Daddy Youtube in 90 days for to be remonetized, her channel is dead in the water anyway because she'd need to actually, like, produce content that isn't just her eateeeeeen and cryeeeeeen about online boolyeen or some internet gorlfriend.

Her channel was all about “ my weight loss journey”. Most people watch her for it. If she did a Lego channel, how many of her audience would watch? I bet not many. It will be tricky for her to find something to replace her content.

I don't know how sustainable livestreams financially but probably not enough to sustain her current lifestyle as Chantal would tell her.

I think she might make some money doing it but not enough to sustain her. She needs a more consistent income from a job first.

Maybe she can vlog her attempts at finding someone willing to employ an illiterate fat smelly retard who can barely speak basic English, hasn't worked a normie job in at least a decade, and who can't walk the length of herself.

Data entry and call centres are the only jobs that she can do. Unless she find a rich girlfriend willing to pay for her food and shopping, Amber is going to apply to get benefits. Even then, the amount she would get would not be enough I suspect.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Good Morning GORLS! Total Cameos Still at 14 ~$1165 ($570 net) estimated non-rush. Will update when more comes in when she wakes up at 2pm.

So she posted on Insta that she only privated all of her videos and if she wants to reapply in 3 months she will "have to delete those against TOS, yes" (Paraphrase).

So she knows many of her videos violate TOS even now. How the fuck was that youtube and the haydurs fault, hamboar?

She's incredibly transparent for being so fucking thick.