🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I call shenanigans said:
She’s crazy comparing being a YouTuber with being a lawyer or an aged care worker. If they lose their jobs, they still have skills, a work history, and just as importantly a reference to hit the job market with. All Amber has is an extra 250lbs, plus an easily searchable bad reputation for being a lazy fat fuck. I know which position I’d rather be in, and it wouldn’t be a YouTuber.
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Clotso Coof said:
400 to 450 extra pounds. She's 5'3" with a small skeletal frame, so normal weight would be under 145.
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I was actually referring to what she gained from her supposed “career”. She was already over 350 elbees when she started, so she’s only up another 250 elbees at most.
 
We know from previous posters that this Camera listing on Garage Sale 405 is Amber
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But I've been watching reactor channels regarding the Amberlynn monitisation situation, and "Mr Snowflake B-Roll" looked at other listings on Garage Sale 405

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There's no way these are actually from Amber, is there? :story:
 
Bukke Bruse said:
We know from previous posters that this Camera listing on Garage Sale 405 is Amber
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But I've been watching reactor channels regarding the Amberlynn monitisation situation, and "Mr Snowflake B-Roll" looked at other listings on Garage Sale 405

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There's no way these are actually from Amber, is there? :story:
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Lightly shat on :story: :story: its clearly a troll but I chuckled.

I love how Amber is being so dramatic, acting like she won't even try to appeal again. Youtube will be begging for her to come back, keep playing hard to get gorl!
 
Gush gurds said:
My personal favourite of the answers, “No I will not lose any weight with this drop in income, I can still buy mass amounts of cheap wommart slop”
if there is one thing gorl can commit to it’s being a fatass, I’ll give her that lol
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I love how defiant she is. "This won't even BEGIN to be the wakeup call I need to lose weight! Gorl, you'd lose shitloads on the empty-wallet diet, that's exactly what you need. Just putting to rest any illusions that she was ever on a "weight loss journey" to begin with.
 
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So either she isn't serious about getting a job or she is completely clueless on how this works. Its been at least 10 years since she has worked, that job at the VA was like a few weeks, she has no resume, no references, and her background check is going to go horrible. She has no qualifications, no work ethic, and she is losing her savings every single day. She needs to be spamming her shitty resume to every employer in the area, take whatever she can find, and start building her work history because that is non existent right now
 
If I was a financial advisor who understood anything about YouTube, I would jump on this and make her promise a percentage each month in perpetuity once I got her remonitized.
 
If she gets a job, and that is a big IF, she will get a job at the same call center place her mom works at. It advertises as "420 and felon friendly employment" so I'm sure never been employed, 600lb pound of shit, is welcomed too. Speaking of shit, how will she wipe if she has to shit at work? Will methmom have to do it, will she have sink negotiating in her contract? It is going to suck not to see her suffer having to work for her monnnayyy like us normals do.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
If she gets a job, and that is a big IF, she will get a job at the same call center place her mom works at. It advertises as "420 and felon friendly employment" so I'm sure never been employed, 600lb pound of shit, is welcomed too. Speaking of shit, how will she wipe if she has to shit at work? Will methmom have to do it, will she have sink negotiating in her contract? It is going to suck not to see her suffer having to work for her monnnayyy like us normals do.
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If she gets that call center job, she could be making about $20 an hour (if we are generous). That's $41,600 pretax income for her. There's no way her lifestyle could adjust to that
 
Somehow I missed this, but what the fuck are choosies and why did they cost $10k+? I thought choosie was just the game she made Becky play picking one thing over another? How did all that plastic junk get involved?
 
scoootiepuff said:
Somehow I missed this, but what the fuck are choosies and why did they cost $10k+? I thought choosie was just the game she made Becky play picking one thing over another? How did all that plastic junk get involved?
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It doesn't really. She's just a hoarder of junk and of pounds.
 
Amber thinking she'll get a job after sending out "a couple" applications is laughable. The idea of her actually waking up and doing work on a normal schedule, day in and day out, is fucking ridiculous. She cant even roll her gunt out of bed before 2pm, how is she going to keep a job? Not even a scam poster would be interested in her
 
Amber will get her monetization back when someone who works at Google that watches lolcows realizes there's been a huge void in fatsosphere.

If anything, she should just make multiple accounts like Shanny4Christ does, even Chantal has two accounts she can use. Or let her mom hold ownership of it and just post there. It would be built up again within two months to satisfactory levels.
 
scoootiepuff said:
Somehow I missed this, but what the fuck are choosies and why did they cost $10k+? I thought choosie was just the game she made Becky play picking one thing over another? How did all that plastic junk get involved?
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What do you think they were choosing between? thousands upon thousands of acrylic junk garbage shit. A lot of sellers on amazon sell these things in assortments of up to a couple dozen. She likely ordered MANY MANY MANY different assortments from different sellers over time.

Its just plastic shit that they had spend hours picking their favorites.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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So either she isn't serious about getting a job or she is completely clueless on how this works. Its been at least 10 years since she has worked, that job at the VA was like a few weeks, she has no resume, no references, and her background check is going to go horrible. She has no qualifications, no work ethic, and she is losing her savings every single day. She needs to be spamming her shitty resume to every employer in the area, take whatever she can find, and start building her work history because that is non existent right now
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Given the current job climate, she's totally screwed unless someone pulls some strings for her. But who does she know? I go back to probably landing at the call center with Mamalynn since that's the only realistic contact that could get her a job she has. Even then, Mamalynn is probably nobody at the job and who knows if theyd take amber in the first place.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
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So either she isn't serious about getting a job or she is completely clueless on how this works. Its been at least 10 years since she has worked, that job at the VA was like a few weeks, she has no resume, no references, and her background check is going to go horrible. She has no qualifications, no work ethic, and she is losing her savings every single day. She needs to be spamming her shitty resume to every employer in the area, take whatever she can find, and start building her work history because that is non existent right now
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I've been working since high school, all through college and consistently after. Over a decade, half of that in development. I was let go 6 months ago and have been applying for jobs for 4-5 hours a day 5 days a week since then, over the past month I've cast a wider net and it is a TOUGH market. My other half is a recruiter and the amount of people in the same boat over the past year is staggering. The audacity of saying she's overwhelmed after 2 applications.

If she was mobile, I could see her MAYBE getting a job at Walmart, Target, McDonald's etc. but she is not (and she would be fired as soon as people realised who she is, which would be pretty quick). Also this fat bitch can't fucking drive. There is no WFH job that will take her. She has zero experience, does she even have a high school diploma? She is the bottom of the bottom of the barrel. Not even an Indian call centre would take her.
 
porkahontus said:
I've been working since high school, all through college and consistently after. Over a decade, half of that in development. I was let go 6 months ago and have been applying for jobs for 4-5 hours a day 5 days a week since then, over the past month I've cast a wider net and it is a TOUGH market. My other half is a recruiter and the amount of people in the same boat over the past year is staggering. The audacity of saying she's overwhelmed after 2 applications.

If she was mobile, I could see her MAYBE getting a job at Walmart, Target, McDonald's etc. but she is not (and she would be fired as soon as people realised who she is, which would be pretty quick). Also this fat bitch can't fucking drive. There is no WFH job that will take her. She has zero experience, does she even have a high school diploma? She is the bottom of the bottom of the barrel. Not even an Indian call centre would take her.
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I remembering her attending college at some point so I assume she has some sort of HS diploma/GED situation type deal
 
By over 10k does she mean $10,400 or like 60k? Cus 10k over a ten year long youtube career seems kinda low. That's only 1k a year. I bet about 50k on cheap plastic crap and if you factor in candles, journals, and jewelry like 300k.
 
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