🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber = "Look, see that is a real tear"


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She made good money (at least at some point in her career) and never did anything of value with it. She ate it all. Thats like the lamest way to go broke.

I can’t imagine how much these hambeasts are spending on food monthly. Especially now that food is so fucking expensive.
 
kiwirevolving said:
But what's stopping her from just finding another feeder / enabler?
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She's lost the biggest (ha) lure for another wiper- being an internet z-lister and all the wommart Nickleodeon t-shirts they can wear- so she really will need to accept the fact that she's nothing more than a degenerate's wet dream and take the first weirdo who'd be willing to spelunk her moist folds without needing a financial incentive. If she doesn't mind having protein shakes funnelled down her gullet there might be a bed in a basement in Wisconsin for her.

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Wait, wait, wait...

You mean she hasn't saved a single cent? A single fucking dime? In 13 years? She used to earn beaucoup cash money, and she didn't put anything away, anything at all??

I know, I shouldn't be surprised, but god damn, it's still shocking. You absolute wonderful cretin. 🐮

She must have something put away, no one can be this dumb. Right, right?!

LE: Three. Million. Fucking. Dollars??? :story: :story: :story:
 
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Honestly whatever, nothing will happen. Lolcows always find a way to get by. Don't get me wrong, a homeless arc would be funny, but they always manage to keep going, like a cockroach in Chernobyl.
 
There's a good chance Amber can get remonetized if she plays her cards right. She will be okay, but it will cost her. Remember what happened with Chantal when she lost her channel? I have dejavu.
  • Before: Smug, saying, "I don't care what Youtube does! I'll be fine. I don't need you guise! Sit and spin!"
  • After: Full panic mode. Crying. No savings. Wondering what she's going to do. Life is ruined. You guise did this to her. You guise are destroying the lives of her pets. Don't you feel bad?? Sudden new rebrand on a different channel with 6 different "characters" she played according to what colored wig she was wearing: sexy spice, baby spice... I don't remember the others but they were all cringe.
Chantal got her channel back with full monetization but it was never the same, especially after her Muslim rebrand when she deleted past problematic videos. This won't be a retarded case of "look, Amber's views are TANKING!" by showing a screenshot of her latest video up for 2 hours with 3k views, a video up for 6 days with 25k views, and a video from 6 months ago with 40k views. It's almost like the more time a video has been up, there's more time to accumulate views.

Amber may have to pull a Chantal and completely wipe and rebrand. Chantal may have been financially comfortable in Syria, but even making a video walking through some of the aftermath of a civil war zone, it couldn't garner as many views as before. She also couldn't change herself so she still sat, ate, and gained weight while people around her starved. She now doesn't make enough to live in Canada without donations and moving Peetz in as a roomate.

Amber will need a roomate. She can become roomates with Alexis and her girlfriend, Molly. Maybe Amber will create vlogs where she'll give Molly backhanded compliments and subtly dig at the relationship, hinting that Alexis is like soooooo obsessed with Amber. Just like she did with Destiny and Dana. That might be fun.
 
What are the odds she goes on Lolcow Live? I'm sure Keem could lie to her and say he can help her get her demonatisation back while milking her dry for the 90 before the next appeal. Some money is better than no money, Hambie.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She can technically not have to pay the quarterly estimates for her taxes. She would just end up owing a fine come tax time. I would assume she is extremely lazy and wasn't filing quarterly taxes, otherwise she wouldn't have to really worry. Also for the people saying she can extend her taxes, that's just for the filing. You still have to make an estimate of what you owe and pay that amount in April. So she is completely fucked. Can't wait to see the DSP begging for her taxes
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I know but this is Amber Lynn. She’s now just calling whatever money she has left “for taxes” If she submitted tax returns it was DSP style and wrote off all her food. She didn’t even have a fucking ID until a few years ago (she used her girlfriends to set up accounts) She tried as long as possible to stay off the govt radar. Once she was finally getting her money under her own SS# she definitely wasn’t paying much in taxes.

Luckily professional welfare recipient MamaLynn will help her get signed up to gibs. Then she will return to streaming in some fashion to see how she can earn money.

Maybe AL will start doing interviews for a spilt of ad-sense revenue or flat fee. She isn’t going anywhere she just needs to figure out new methods to extract money from exhibiting her freak show fat lady existence.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
If she leaves Syria YouTube in a tantrum, Salah YouTube will realize what he's missing and beg for her to come back.

He's supposed to fight for her!
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Hilarious how similar the two of them are getting. You think she'll grab Emily's kid and cover her in a bedsheet to beg for donations? Here's to hoping for a fake charity arc.

a dinosaur said:
Godspeed, you little potato.
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I've got a little bit of knowledge on this topic, and I do feel like a lot of it is common knowledge. It's well known in the industry that older pets don't do very well under anaesthesia, to the point where it's the lesser of two evils to stop dental work and other bloodwork if sedation is needed, given the risk of them not coming around afterwards.

I'm keeping little Twonk in my thoughts, as I know how hard these surgeries can be on their little bodies. The lump seems to be in a place relatively easy to operate on from the pictures I've seen, so it shouldn't really be an issue removing it, it's just the anaesthetic that I'm worried about tbh.

I hope she does update us on Friday, even if she's quitting YouTube. I know she mentioned updating the community tab, but I really do hope she updates us. Sometimes these lumps are just random, but a lot of the time they are a result of poor diet, bad breeding, and not getting your pet the regular checkups that they need.

Praying for you Twinkie, I hope she pulls through this.
 
PiggyPie said:
It's the end and not even 5000 pages.
What a loser.
Bye bitch... go die of FAT
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Remember when she was interesting enough to have an entire board dedicated to her? Halcyon days.
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
I've got a little bit of knowledge on this topic, and I do feel like a lot of it is common knowledge. It's well known in the industry that older pets don't do very well under anaesthesia, to the point where it's the lesser of two evils to stop dental work and other bloodwork if sedation is needed, given the risk of them not coming around afterwards.
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I thought this whole story reeked of bullshit straight away because if it's just a benign fatty lump as she has previously claimed then what vet would risk putting an older, overweight dog like Twonk under anaesthesia unless it was absolutely necessary? Of course we all know that a HeAlTh ScArE is Amber's go to in times of trouble, and I guess that even she is self aware enough to realise that Twinkie will garner far more sympathy and Cashapp donations than yet another bout of cellulitis would.
 
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Still alive, still no 700lb bedbound arc, I'm deeply disappointed.

Imagine having made six digits and not buying a house in a time where the housing market wasn't as insane as it is now.

 
Amber is greedy. I do not doubt that she has some money squirreled away, likely enough to live comfortably for a little while without asking others for help. She will try her damnedest not to touch that money and will take whatever she can from the people who can least afford it.
 
I’m not going to lie she fooled me. I always got the vibe that Amber had a bit squirreled away based on her lack of uploading and breaks. She was “hustling” during the gaycare era by uploading daily and I thought she might have something left over from then to float on and that she was using her current earnings to buy Arby’s and Panda Express daily. She claims that she has a scarcity mindset from growing up poor, but in my mind that would make you work harder especially since she has ZERO work experience or anything to fall back on when the rug gets pulled. So the fact that she was just casually not uploading for weeks or months is bizzare.

Also I think a lipoma removal surgery on a dog can be 1k-5k. It looks like it’s on her hip and I know depending on how it grows it could be pushing on her hip bone hence the removal.
 
Amberlynn is such a reckless spender that ofc she doesn't have any savings put aside just in case something like this happened :story: Even though at some points in time she was bringing in 5 digits a MONTH in ad bux and superchat money, to the point where she was ordering so much junk off of Amazon that it was stacked ABOVE the doorway during the Becky saga.

That is abysmal life skills to not prepare any type of nest egg when you are making that much money. Sadly, I am not surprised in the least.

Bet she's really regretting the thousands of dollars she dumped into Five Below garbage and Walmart junk jewelry.
 
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