🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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General Woundwort said:
Call me retarded but I want to see her start that gamer girlypop Twitch channel she mentioned ages ago. I'm sure one of her Ambabies would set it up for her.
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I can only visualize Amber half ass attempting to record herself gaming, the only extra step she can go is setting up her phone camera to face her and her iMac screen since she’d been too dumb to figure out how to record herself and her screen at the same time on one device. And Apple products run most games like shit so unless people are wanting to see this fatass play Stardew Valley or some other less load bearing game they better get used to it because Fat Al isn’t playing Elden Ring anytime soon.
 
Milk Tea has made a very good video on the issues with YouTube and demonetization. It seems that Chantal could get away with more and she does a few videos on other than food. Her analysis, however, shows that most Amber 's videos are about diets, weight, and other issues that are against the ToS. I am not sure how Amber can change her channel. The fact that she is one of the most immobile individuals on Gorl World is not helping. I think that going on Twitch is not going to work as this is too competitive. Chantal tried and it was a disaster. Her best choice is to quit YouTube, and going on benefit. I am not sure what she can do if she does not get monetize.
 
Girthbound was on the cutting room floor for that last joke. I didn't know if anyone would get it.

Anyway, her Cameo Price is now back to $100 and still no movement from the single cameo this morning. So out of the 6-8 she needed between today and yesterday in order to meet that survival goal, she filled 2 at most and one of them was likely her buying one from herself.

There's no stopping this bean bag in a hurry.
 
Let's be for real for a second. Is there actually any way out for her if this demonetization sticks?

I assume the application information on the screenshots that were posted were her attempts at looking for a job or targeted advertisement because she was looking for a job? The only job she could hold would be a work from home style job. There's no way she's clocking into anything physically. Not because she can't fit in a lot of places and the hundreds of pounds of fat on the dainty frame probably does hurt a lot. Coworkers can't put up with someone who smells as bad as she does on her best day. Even the cleanest of morbidly obese people smell. Its just a fat persons smell. Anyone who has lived around them or worked around them know that smelly smell. All of her quirky tendancies of mentuls and anxiets are going to ruin any chance she has at actual employment and now there is no youtube safety net to try other things. She's about to be in the real world for possibly the first time in her life.

In my opinion, which I KNOW will never happen, is that she needs to confess and salvage whatever relationship she has with the audience and hope enough people will support her on a smaller scale so she can get her shit in order. Twitch, patreon, whatever the hell.

Smugglyn knows everything though so she can't be told. How does your golden goose taste fatty? Does she wish she could rewind time and maybe just listened to some constructive criticism along the way? She just cant stop lying, even now.

I hope Fat Amber is genuinelyyyyyy and lidurralllyyyyy feeling every ounce of panic, fear, and desperation as Rarity did. You killed that cat and I hope it haunts you.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Let's be for real for a second. Is there actually any way out for her if this demonetization sticks?

I assume the application information on the screenshots that were posted were her attempts at looking for a job or targeted advertisement because she was looking for a job? The only job she could hold would be a work from home style job. There's no way she's clocking into anything physically. Not because she can't fit in a lot of places and the hundreds of pounds of fat on the dainty frame probably does hurt a lot. Coworkers can't put up with someone who smells as bad as she does on her best day. Even the cleanest of morbidly obese people smell. Its just a fat persons smell. Anyone who has lived around them or worked around them know that smelly smell. All of her quirky tendancies of mentuls and anxiets are going to ruin any chance she has at actual employment and now there is no youtube safety net to try other things. She's about to be in the real world for possibly the first time in her life.

In my opinion, which I KNOW will never happen, is that she needs to confess and salvage whatever relationship she has with the audience and hope enough people will support her on a smaller scale so she can get her shit in order. Twitch, patreon, whatever the hell.

Smugglyn knows everything though so she can't be told. How does your golden goose taste fatty? Does she wish she could rewind time and maybe just listened to some constructive criticism along the way? She just cant stop lying, even now.

I hope Fat Amber is genuinelyyyyyy and lidurralllyyyyy feeling every ounce of panic, fear, and desperation as Rarity did. You killed that cat and I hope it haunts you.
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She is not even close to being qualified for the job she was looking to apply for
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Okay so I don't know shit about this and I've never actually supported anyone on Patreon or had my own, but why exactly can't she start a Patreon?

I know she's banned from PayPal, but does that really mean she can't get money sent to her account directly/another way rather than PayPal on Patreon?
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Short answer: she can…

Long answer: …but not having access to PayPal (in general) would severely nerf the amount of customers she could get since many people will use that versus manually entering their card.

From a quick Google search, some claim that they still can get PayPal funds even when banned because the money collects in a general Patreon balance before being paid to their bank account. Which sounds similar to Etsy. If that’s true, she could theoretically work around it on Patreon. Another Depop-like marketplace, or eBay? Not so much. And not just because PayPal owns eBay.

The real obstacle for Amber would be that Patreon isn’t simply a tip jar like Ko-Fi. Most successful YouTubers have tiers where for enough money, you’d get some bonus like producer input, uncensored videos, or a special Discord. That’s way too much brainpower for Amber, who has to force herself to livestream for longer than ten minutes, and too much control of her content to relinquish.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
She is not even close to being qualified for the job she was looking to apply for
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Oh, absolutely not. Veritext is notoriously difficult to work for. There are a lot of problems with her applying for that, but I’ll save my breath because we all know her application is going straight in the trash.

All of these geniuses do the same thing when they’re short on money; they think they’re going to run to the nearest WFH job with no experience (and no talent or ability) and somehow make thousands a month.

Amber is about to learn a very difficult lesson. The path for people like her is almost always disability payments then death.
 
All this reminded me of something from the Jade era about flipping burgers lmao





She also goes on to say she will continue making content for all her fans who watch because of anxiety and shit.

Full video:

 
Could she sell private feeder videos over Snapchat? Request payment via Zelle? Obviously still a risk of content getting leaked. But she likes using Snapchat and that seems like it would be easier than setting up an OF account
 
Is she getting monetization back or is this a glitch on social blade Screenshot_20251122_234356_Chrome.jpg
 
nofriendofours said:
Is she getting monetization back or is this a glitch on social blade
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I dont think its either. I think thats their estimated earnings based on views. She hasnt had any videos removed so theyre estimatating monetized earnings on net total views today?

Im just spitballing.

Lets talk numbers! Shes sold two cameos in the last two days.

At her current $100 price, she will need to have sold 9 by the end of tomorrow for the last three days in order to survive on that income alone.

If she bought one from herself, that leaves her at $0 even if the other was legit. Spent 50 to make net 50 lol.
 
Kela de Thaym said:
While I think Amber is a true and honest lesbian (it’s one of the very, very, very few things she has been consistent on)
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Didn't she phone sex that Dalton guy? Late to the party but just seems like she has a preference for women but will take attention from anyone she possibly can, including men.

Raw said:
Look at the mouthbreather soothing herself with some good 'ol eyefuckery.

Trying to stay relevant till that mean bully YouTube is willing to pay her again 🥺. Well, if this is the level of content she's pushing out, I'm not documenting it. Do better next time Amber, you're boring.
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I heard that Snapchat actually pays pretty well if you can get the right audience/advertisements. Not sure if anyone has any more info on that, but I assume that'll be her next endeavour alongside cameo.
 
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