🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's live right now. Titled "hi"


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So far, she's advertised her Cameo again and claims everyone has been "so super sweet" on Cameo. She claims to have woken up super early today and has been up "for hauuuuuuurrrrrssss." A few minutes later, someone asks her if she's had breakfast. She responds saying she hasn't because she doesn't like to eat after first waking up. So has she been up for "houuurrrrrrsss" or did she just wake up?
She says Twinkie has a vet appointment today. She doesn't say for what. She tries to hint how often she brings her pets to both the vet and groomers to show off what a good furmama she is to her precious furbabies. 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭❤️
She sets the chat to subscribers only partway through. When she does so, the chat screeches to a halt. Her desire for people to subscribe works because people start trickling in more and more until the chat speed is back to normal. All so they can beg for 3 seconds of Amber's attention.
She's ignoring all comments about her demonetization. Idiots keep asking her basic questions so she can avoid the demonetization questions. Important questions like, "What's your shirt?" "How are you today?" "Do you really have BPD?" "Have you ever pet a kangaroo?" "Have you played the Sims?" "Would you want tooth gems?"
She shows proof that she was in the top 4 Cameo creators. "I don't know if it's just people like meeeeeeee, or what it may beeeeee, or people who are apart of it. But there's the today one. And I've been top, um, two days in a row now. And it makes me really happy. And I'm #4! So I am in the top 10. Yay! Thank you, guys. I still have more cameos to do, but I do a large chunk once a day because I try to keep my energy for it. It's so fun, so thank you guys. Yes, it shows the top 100 and I'm number 4."

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Amber claims Cameo automatically raised her price from $100 to $115 (it was $110, she's playing dumb) because she was in suuuuuuuch high demand. Then she made it 25% off at $75 when "fixing" it.
Someone asks her if she's been crying. Amber asks, "I'm genuenleeeee sooo confused. Like what would I even be crying about??"
Chat asks her if she's ever considered joining Twitch. Amber says maybe she should go there "switch it up a bit."
Another person asks if she'll try Tiktok live. Amber says, "Yeah, maybe I could try it right now!" then doesn't.
So she is considering other options for monetization.

She shows off her paint by number sets she says she's going to do for vlogmas. We're in for some riveting content this December, I see.
She was live for 30 minutes before ending the stream.

Edit: Local archive finally working.
 
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, but I do a large chunk once a day because I try to keep my energy for it.
This is the deadest of giveaways that shes actively reading these forums.


Fat fuck Amber... We clock every. single. one. of. your. lies.

You fucking suck at lying. You fucking suck at everything lmfao. You aren't filling 10 orders at once, you could barely show up for livestreams when you had it easy. You can lie and buy yourself a cameo all you want, but your bank account still isn't going to move hahaha.

Edit: the reason I'm saying it was only one is because I set up a selenium script to track when the last uploaded video changes and it only changed the once while I had it running this morning. So unless Cameo allows multiple uploads at once she's a big fat LAH
 
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By my calculations Amber will not get a full months payment until the end of April

She has 90 days before she can reapply of monetisation

reapply - Feb 17th
can take 7-14 days
remonetised - approx Feb 28th
Adsense - Feb 28th - 7th March - paid at end of March
Adsence - 7th March - 7th Aril - paid at end of April

If I am correct on how it works
 
Look at the mouthbreather soothing herself with some good 'ol eyefuckery.

Trying to stay relevant till that mean bully YouTube is willing to pay her again 🥺. Well, if this is the level of content she's pushing out, I'm not documenting it. Do better next time Amber, you're boring.
 

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How desperate do we think she's going to get? She can't do a PayPal grift like Chins, but she could use other apps/websites? It would be stupid of her not to do vlogmas, because even if you're demonisited, It's important to still upload content to prove and show Youtube that your content has changed and doesn't go against ToS, but let's be real, even when she did get paid, she barely bothered.. so i'm going to expect she'll do weekly/every other day livestreams as her "vlogmas".
 
Okay lets give her the benefit of the doubt and agree that she is somehow on a cameo top ten list somewhere that they fed her that isn't shopped.

I'm gonna need you to find your working braincell real quick. Does it make any sense to you, hamboar, that you'd sell hell even 10 cameos (Which didn't happen) that you'd be in 4th place on Cameo? Whatever list they've created is specifically tailored to dumbshits like you that can't find another brain cell.

Yall, she was above every single celebrity that uses Cameo. She actchuallyyyyyy believes it.
 
I remember Chins thinking she was in the top 10 as well. It’s laughable. The leaderboard they show creators is just a comparison between people with similar levels of popularity, which is why everyone on her list is a D-rated internet celeb.

You can see the actual leaderboard here. She’s not even in the top 100.

People more famous than Amber

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The funny thing is that she will have to film a video appeal explaining why YouTube made a mistake
Wait is that true??!? lmao. I wonder what Amber would even say? Probably just there's haydurrrrs and there's been bulleeeeen and she has BPD so she's the victim.

Amber has shown signs she’s probably a crypto TERF if how she talks about Casey is any indication.
I don't even think she's a deliberate terf. Imo, terf has a meaning that you're consciously aware of the difference in sexes and/or how gender ideology is just a bunch of shit.

I think Amber's just unable to understand what being trans is. Her basic viewpoint in life is basically girl = boobs and boy = penis and doesn't get why people would be uncomfortable with those roles in society.

It also goes back to her seeing things as strictly black or white, which is another reflection on how immature she really is.

I also think she talked shit about Casey because she talks shit about all of her exes.

but she could use other apps/websites?
Okay so I don't know shit about this and I've never actually supported anyone on Patreon or had my own, but why exactly can't she start a Patreon?

I know she's banned from PayPal, but does that really mean she can't get money sent to her account directly/another way rather than PayPal on Patreon?

I know when you sign up for someone's Patreon, they give you the option to insert your card info or use PayPal.

Does Patreon only send money through Paypal? I wonder how that works for people that can't access Paypal due to location or other reason. (even though i know it's like the countries that ban Paypal are like North Korea and Syria and that's about it lol.)

How is she using Cameo if she can't access PayPal?

Again I'm retarded and don't know anything lol.
 
The leaderboard they show creators is just a comparison between people with similar levels of popularity, which is why everyone on her list is a D-rated internet celeb.
And there it is. Thanks for that!

Can yall believe she's only in FOURTH in her shitty lil "welcome back do-nothings" group?


You couldn't waterboard those screenshots out of me.
 
Okay so I don't know shit about this and I've never actually supported anyone on Patreon or had my own, but why exactly can't she start a Patreon?

I know she's banned from PayPal, but does that really mean she can't get money sent to her account directly/another way rather than PayPal on Patreon?
Good question, and you reminded me not to believe people like Pulpy. It’s a mixed review, and I guess it depends on the circumstances. But let’s be honest, who is actually going to pay for a membership to ALR’s Patreon? Let alone a YouTube membership.
 
Theres one new review since she's relaunched her Cameo.

Dated yesterday the 21st. Five stars. No review. Anonymous (Totally not amber)
If we are going along with the idea that her points are from her buying cameos and if she did indeed purchase a cameo from herself (from her own account or another) that means she's losing ~ $30 to $40 per fake review.

Dummy, bring that price down to $5 and get your moneys worth of fake reviews!

I wonder if theres a haggle option on the platform. I've never used it.
 
Call me retarded but I want to see her start that gamer girlypop Twitch channel she mentioned ages ago. I'm sure one of her Ambabies would set it up for her.
 
I remember Chins thinking she was in the top 10 as well. It’s laughable.
Funnily enough Chins was also 4th in her group. It's almost like the company knows that being 4th triggers you to try and get into the Top 3 and push out cameos. I'm betting the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place people on her leaderboard actually show in 4th place in their own group initially too.

They changed from number of videos to 'points' like Weightwatchers I guess. You can earn points just by tagging and promoting Cameo too.

You gotta pump those numbers up!
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Feels like 4th Place at Evo
Link to Foodies Post for Context: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-16871173 and https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chantal-sarault-chantal-al-refae-foodie-beauty.36883/post-16874411
 
This. No job is ever guaranteed, especially ones in entertainment. If you’re fortunate enough to make far more than a living wage, investing in something else is the only way. Celebrities are always creating brands, products, going to college, buying up real estate in order to make sure that they can keep making money when they’re not so in demand anymore. Amber is no celebrity, but enjoying five figure months for many months while thinking her YouTube “career” will always be there…well, it checks out for her. She threw or ate it all away, whatever comes next was fully earned.
If someone goes into entertainment they should also get a degree in or at least take some classes in entertainment law, entertainment management, and/or entertainment finance. If they don’t succeed as a performer, and the vast majority won’t, they have a fallback. Same with professional athletes; how many have gone broke because they bought expensive cars, jewelry, and lived the party lifestyle and didn’t plan for what happens after their careers end a few short years later, or after a career-ending injury.

Plus the industry is loaded with greedy vultures. There are endless stories, even of the super famous, that have been financially taken advantage of/scammed partly because they didn’t have enough business or legal literacy.

As for earning a living on YouTube and other related platforms, don’t give up your day job, and don’t get temped by lifestyle creep. IMO social media earnings should be considered a bonus that goes straight into high yield savings or an IRA or something (and don’t forget to set aside enough for taxes). Getting to pewdiepie status is like winning the powerball - odds are astronomically against it. Even for those who do have specialized knowledge (doctors, lawyers, engineers, etc) or are just talented presenters with skills that can be leveraged into making a consistent living on YT, who knows how long the platform itself will last.

As for ALR, obviously she just spent what she earned the minute it hit her bank account. I think the same can be said for almost all of the deathfats; how you do something is how you do everything and if you have no impulse control with food, well…

As extreme and repulsive as Nikocado Avocado is, he at least treated it like a business and I think he and his partner squirreled away enough nuts to have a comfortable life.

I wonder if Hungry Fat Chick is worried. I don’t know if YT is her primary or just a funnel for other platforms like OF.
 
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