🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StrawberryDouche]

Honestly, at what point is she worth her own thread?

Make her a thread. Write an OP and put it in PG. People do this weird thing where they bitch about someone getting a thread, but never take the initiative. Rachel is a momentary flash in the pan, though. Reactor threads tend to languish, rot, and die. See: Charlie Gold.

Wasn't Rachel one of the reactors who didn't want to talk about Becky's girlfriend being a child groomer because it would give Amber a "win"?

(Also I feel the same if she was into BDSM, so many people are open about it online that it's not shocking anymore. She would've flexed on Amber that she's desired, too imho)

Yes, exactly. And the type of pronoun respecters who pollute this space are the type who would scold people for kink shaming, instead of acting like a sane person and shaming the fuck out of it. They celebrate sexual degeneracy.

She said she would be "mortified" if people knew.

Whatever it is, Rachel thinks participating in it would make her appear not better than Amber, and being Better Than Amber and making sure everyone knows it is the only thing which keeps these people from swinging from a rope, fatly.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Would she be considered Emiliy's second victim? Emily didn't so much feed her directly, but this massive weight gain was to gain her approval.

I wouldn't consider her a victim of Emily. Amber has always wanted to balloon up in weight, she is just using Emily as an excuse. Wayyy too much history of Amber going on diets and gaining 50 pounds.

Side note: this whole situation has taught me something about myself. I fucking love observing two fat retards slapbox over the internet.

I feel real shame whenever I watch/listen to some of this shit in public and can't stop laughing. Was doing cardio after a workout, listening to a Jordie stream with a bunch of people around me, and had to compose myself quickly after someone in his chat made a shelf life joke (how long does she have left to live converted into her shelf life because of the shelf of back fat)

About the “public knowledge” comment in Charlies video, I took it as “is it public knowledge that Snowflake would/did pay the feeder for information? Since Jordy and Ankle are open about their willingness to pay for the BPD video”

I believe Snowflake didn't pay for the information but was give some information in exchange for taking down a video or 2 on Emily

Because I apparently have nothing better to do with my time, I've been perusing some of Rachel's old videos today. This screenshot is her from just one year ago (before the reaction channel rebranding) and she looks like a different person. In fact, her appearance has changed drastically several times in the last ten years. She revealed in one video where she discussed taking acid that she weighed 280+ pounds. Fascinating how many reactors seem to have obesity in common, maybe she can psychoanalyze that phenomenon using her super cool degree.

Seems like exercise science/nutrition would have been a better useless degree for her to get

Countdown tonight to 12 AM Gorls.

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Tammie, you had your fun. Unless you get the money to sue Amber, go away

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Anyone notice that all of Pookies community tab posts are gone other than the chatBPD one she made the other day?

Wonder what sort of 5D chess moves she’s trying to pull behind the scenes by doing this

 

[KittiestKitty]

Anyone notice that all of Pookies community tab posts are gone other than the chatBPD one she made the other day?
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Wonder what sort of 5D chess moves she’s trying to pull behind the scenes by doing this

She does this all the time. She doesn't keep community posts up for very long.

 

[Major Pain]

Ok, I'll add my bit of autism to the pile. My thinking is, if she'd be "mortified" if it came out, my thinking went to medical things?
Hema- or hepatologist seems a bit long, unless she mispelt, (that's blood or liver doctor) for B's I can only think Bariatrics?
Otherwise if she accidentally pressed b or h instead of the letters around it it can be g, y, u, j, n or v.
That opens a few other avenues. Venerologist, Nephrologist, Urologist?
Anyway. Ha-ha at Porkahontas for not even being the main topic in her own thread.

 

[bawkbawkbawk]

I'm not as talented as the other sleuths that make the great images. I've overlayed a "control" word ("reply"). The fonts I used are not 100% accurate, but I tried. "hypnosis" doesn't seem to work :/ - that was a good guess, tho. I really thought it could work, because there's a lot of vertical space scribbled out before we get a peek at the final letter, and that would hide the dot from a lower-case "i".
I don't think 2nd to last letter is an "i" because I believe it would hug closer to the final letter. It might be an "f"? It would be a letter that could create more spacing because of vertical space occupied toward the right.

 

[McBoogerBall]

Possible Rachel sock account/irl friend/gf in salty crabs comments?

The likelihood is slim, when somebody is under fire they will still have supporters out there. Amber still has her supporters, albeit, a small amount, but they’re still opening their wallets to make sure her Uber Eats orders are successfully filled. Also, when did being British suddenly make you immune to being bothered? EL OH EL. 2011 called and they want their British romanticisation back.

 

[peach tea]

Why does the internet have a collective delusion that animal control gives a single fuck about the length of a pet dog’s toenails? Animal abuse laws are rarely even enforced in the most egregious cases of abuse. Animal control isn’t going to show up at someone’s house and seize their dogs like CPS takes kids from heroin addicts (and even THAT isn’t consistent) because the grooming situation is less than acceptable. What fucking world do these people live in?

Animal control’s most basic job is to make sure aggressive animals aren’t roaming the streets and keeping feral cat colonies under control. When they seize animals from a residence, it’s usually an animal hoarding situation (that was probably ignored for a long time or until the city condemns a property finally), aggressive dogs that bite a neighbor’s kid and need to be put down or other animal attack situations. Sometimes they’ll bust puppy mills or illegal breeding operations and that’s on a good day.

It’s crazy that other people seem to live in a completely different reality than those of us who are living in the real world. I see people who let their dogs run in the middle of residential roads with their ribs showing, covered in ticks and fleas, not spayed or neutered and no one has ever swooped in to save the day. Tammy lives in a world where a SWAT team is gonna kick down Amber’s door and liberate Twinkie because her nails haven’t been clipped in awhile.

Shut up Tammy lol

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Why does the internet have a collective delusion that animal control gives a single fuck about the length of a pet dog’s toenails? Animal abuse laws are rarely even enforced in the most egregious cases of abuse. Animal control isn’t going to show up at someone’s house and seize their dogs like CPS takes kids from heroin addicts (and even THAT isn’t consistent) because the grooming situation is less than acceptable. What fucking world do these people live in?

Animal control’s most basic job is to make sure aggressive animals aren’t roaming the streets and keeping feral cat colonies under control. When they seize animals from a residence, it’s usually an animal hoarding situation (that was probably ignored for a long time or until the city condemns a property finally), aggressive dogs that bite a neighbor’s kid and need to be put down or other animal attack situations. Sometimes they’ll bust puppy mills or illegal breeding operations and that’s on a good day.

It’s crazy that other people seem to live in a completely different reality than those of us who are living in the real world. I see people who let their dogs run in the middle of residential roads with their ribs showing, covered in ticks and fleas, not spayed or neutered and no one has ever swooped in to save the day. Tammy lives in a world where a SWAT team is gonna kick down Amber’s door and liberate Twinkie because her nails haven’t been clipped in awhile.

Shut up Tammy lol

she wishes lol

I agree 100%, animal control is not even going to show up for unclipped nails. I'm not from the US but I guess everywhere the criteria to intervene is way more serious than not grooming an animal or feeding it until it's obese.

Tammy was good for a couple of chuckles when she called Amber and told the spaghetti story, but at the end of the day she should shut the fuck up and ignore all this internet feud with a 35 year old retard. Coming online to spew all the family shit about inheritance and money thinking people care is stupid and borderline psychotic. The lawsuit was a joke from the start and in general she should've kept it private.
I think that to prove defamation of character you have to prove that the actions of the defendant have seriously had an impact (like loss of job, loss of revenue, etc), and I don't think Tammy being called a chomo apologist had any consequences on her real life besides being pissed at her niece.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Rachel's twitter:

https://x.com/rachelthepython?s=11

Nothing interesting apart from this but I'll dig more.
Sorry for double posting

 

[Chubby Moose]

Returned with a fresh set of eyes this morning and decided to test some more letters. Didn't even consider fs as being the last two letters. They fit perfectly as well.


Also, someone on reddit found Rachel's old weightloss ig, which I think is "very interesting.."


She truly is morphing into Amberlynn

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Also, someone on reddit found Rachel's old weightloss ig, which I think is "very interesting.."

Over 280lbs, Jesus fucking Christ

 

[General Woundwort]

Why does the internet have a collective delusion that animal control gives a single fuck about the length of a pet dog’s toenails? Animal abuse laws are rarely even enforced in the most egregious cases of abuse. Animal control isn’t going to show up at someone’s house and seize their dogs like CPS takes kids from heroin addicts (and even THAT isn’t consistent) because the grooming situation is less than acceptable. What fucking world do these people live in?

Probably living in countries which have animal welfare laws that are enforced. It's a struggle to think that the US has very few animal welfare laws and to believe that even then, they're rarely ever enforced. While Europe wouldn't investigate overgrown nails, obesity, or lack of socialisation in a dog, a (decent) vet would keep commenting on it at the very least. Animal welfare can't do shit unless the animal is starving or in some active state of dying. Even here, there would be no grounds for any of Ambers pets to be removed, even though they are neglected. The only issue that might get her looked into is if Twinkie's nails grew around and into the pads of her paws, leaving open wounds and causing severe pain and mobility issues.

It's a shame, but it applies to child protection as well. For some reason we don't equate obesity with the same level of abuse as starvation. Even though both states are serious health concerns that can cause debilitating issues and result in death. I guess it's easy to see deprivation as a negative, while overindulgence is seen as a positive, and we often see feeding as a form of affection so it's hard for most people to think of it as abuse.

Even if her pets were in a worse state, they still might not be taken because Amber is 'disabled', so it's not her fault that her pets are neglected. They would be taken temporarily and cleaned up, maybe held until Amber got her shit together, and then given back.

 

[Hayduraide]

Nothing interesting apart from this but I'll dig more.

If you're looking into where she lives, her Tiktok shows her walking her dog in 2024 and there are street names visible. Unsure if this is where she lives, if this is a day trip, or if this is when Rachel first got Molly the dog because it's tagged "Molly goes to Ely". Rachel makes a joke(?) about her back hurting just from walking to the point of needing a chiropractor.

https://www.tiktok.com/@rachelthepython

 

[Chubby Moose]

Rachel's twitter:

https://x.com/rachelthepython?s=11

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Nothing interesting apart from this but I'll dig more.
Sorry for double posting

Presumably this is where she graduated from then.

If you're looking into where she lives, her Tiktok shows her walking her dog in 2024 and there are street names visible. Unsure if this is where she lives, if this is a day trip, or if this is when Rachel first got Molly the dog because it's tagged "Molly goes to Ely". Rachel makes a joke(?) about her back hurting just from walking to the point of needing a chiropractor.

https://www.tiktok.com/@rachelthepython
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Sounded like this was just a day trip to Ely, about a 2 hr drive from Canterbury.

Does anyone know roughly when the photo in Middlesbrough was taken?

 

[ankletestie]

I went through her instagram at the weekend. She has since scrubbed it of posts that give away her location. There was a post about moving back to London (it was a few years old though), illustrated with a picture of a green dustbin marked "Royal Borough of Greenwich".
The only screenshot I thought to grab was this one - a post advertising her then new youtube channel. With her full name.

 

[Chubby Moose]

I went through her instagram at the weekend. She has since scrubbed it of posts that give away her location. There was a post about moving back to London (it was a few years old though), illustrated with a picture of a green dustbin marked "Royal Borough of Greenwich".
The only screenshot I thought to grab was this one - a post advertising her then new youtube channel. With her full name.

Good find! I found her pinterest account yesterday and was wondering if the P was the first letter of her surname or Python.

 

[Hayduraide]

The only screenshot I thought to grab was this one - a post advertising her then new youtube channel. With her full name.

What I got from this is a Rachel Palin from the UK who recently (in October 2025) created her own freelance video production company, Rachel Palin Limited. Did she expect to jumpstart a company from snarking on Amber before becoming the subject of snark herself?


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There's also a LinkedIn profile of a Rachel Palin having no job experience other than being a student at Oxford (which explains Rachel's odd tone I couldn't place when she talked about Oxford dictionary definitions in her Amber videos and her "first class degree" statements she repeats all the time) and her freelance video production job as a Producer/Director.

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Note: There was no photo uploaded, so I left that out of the screenshot.

 

[ankletestie]

What I got from this is a Rachel Palin from the UK who recently (in October 2025) created her own freelance video production company, Rachel Palin Limited. Did she expect to jumpstart a company from snarking on Amber before becoming the subject of snark herself?

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There's also a LinkedIn profile of a Rachel Palin having no job experience other than being a student at Oxford (which explains Rachel's odd tone I couldn't place when she talked about Oxford dictionary definitions in her Amber videos and her "first class degree" statements she repeats all the time) and her freelance video production job as a Producer/Director.
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Note: There was no photo uploaded, so I left that out of the screenshot.

I think the Rachel we're looking for went to the University of Kent. Google gave me this result for a Rachel Joy Palin on facebook which matches, because the Rachelthepython instagram shows that she used to work at Lush Oxford Street.
The actual facebook profile was up, but empty.

 

[Chubby Moose]

What I got from this is a Rachel Palin from the UK who recently (in October 2025) created her own freelance video production company, Rachel Palin Limited. Did she expect to jumpstart a company from snarking on Amber before becoming the subject of snark herself?

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She changed her address from one in a location half an hour from where she went on a day trip to Ely last year. Coincidence??



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