🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Im surprised amber smokes Delta 8 though, that stuff doesnt do shit and it burns like hell
I’m not at all surprised to hear that. It reminds me of when my countrified grandmother thought that teaching me and my siblings to smoke corn silk would keep us off tobacco. It worked for a while. Smoking corn silk was like inhaling fire.
 
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I forgot Oklahoma was only legal for medicinal purposes, she’s smoking that gross delta 8 hemp shit. She should be smoking a cigarette when she gets hungry instead but big girl is massive currently.
OK has basically no regulation on the issuance of medical cards. $25 and a 15 min virtual consult with a dubious physician from an internet mill will get you one. But who knows if our gorl is too lazy to even do that.
 
Didn't the same thing happen to Chantal? She started taking ozempic and then started eating 250mg of weed gummies a night to regain her appetite. Im surprised amber smokes Delta 8 though, that stuff doesnt do shit and it burns like hell
Trashy ""weed"" for a trashy gorl..
 
The smartest people in Gorlworld are the regular people in the wild that look at Big AL and decide not to engage, forcing her to concoct increasingly outlandish narratives that 'prove' how desirable she is.

Also I swear, you look away for a couple of weeks and she somehow gets fatter.
She lives her life moving from bed to couch to door to grab her food, it's a miracle she doesn't roll around to move at this point
Trashy ""weed"" for a trashy gorl..

Is the stuff she puffs similar to the CBD shit weed we have here in the joke of a country where I have the misfortune to live?
Of course she prefers to inconvenience somebody else for a vape than ask for an evaluation for real medical weed, I swear she's so lazy one day she'll stop breathing because it's too much effort.
 
OK has basically no regulation on the issuance of medical cards. $25 and a 15 min virtual consult with a dubious physician from an internet mill will get you one. But who knows if our gorl is too lazy to even do that.
Dang. Didnt know it was that easy. It used to be like $300 in co for med cards.

We all know she isn’t driving (lol she should try) there. Or doing the work.

She looks massive af btw. Like, bigger than ever type large. I love that for her.
 
Is the stuff she puffs similar to the CBD shit weed we have here in the joke of a country where I have the misfortune to live?
Delta 8 is like a La Croix flavor as far as high intensity is concerned. Like someone described what being high is like to someone else, but low volume.
Of course she prefers to inconvenience somebody else for a vape than ask for an evaluation for real medical weed, I swear she's so lazy one day she'll stop breathing because it's too much effort.
She cant, but your right if it was a choice to put in that effort it would be a tough decision for her. Especially since shes not buying Legos and hoards of torrid clothes she will never wear. Shes barely holding on, life must be so boring for her.
Dang. Didnt know it was that easy. It used to be like $300 in co for med cards.

We all know she isn’t driving (lol she should try) there. Or doing the work.

She looks massive af btw. Like, bigger than ever type large. I love that for her.
Its the easiest thing in the world. I just googled it and basically-
1. Amber needs a valid id card and I still dont think she has one, she may need her mom to drive her but then theres the dreaded sitting in public for an unknown amount of time in the dmv.
2. She needs a recommendation for a weed card by a physician so thats never gonna happen unless she gets a primary care doctor and doesn't use the emergency room for everything so thats another hurdle she has to get over.

3. Shes not paying out of pocket for any of this shit, thats a waste of money to her. If its not instant she doesnt want it.

4. You gotta go admit things to a doctor, and even if she tackled the first three problems like she tackled emily she would get stuck actually admitting to a doctor she needs something because of her size. Shes always been the type to cry about how low or downtrodden things are but theres that peppy "but ill get through it" part. With her ego I dont think she could admit that.
Shes already taking depression meds idk if she can use the sad as an excuse its gotta be the pain caused by her being so fucking fat.
 
1. Amber needs a valid id card and I still dont think she has one,
Honestly, a horrifying thought that a 30+ year old grown woman doesn't have a valid form of ID or her own bank account. AFAIK, she's still using a joint account that Becky made and added her to. So she didn't need an ID to open that; she was just added onto it as an authorised user. I believe that when Krystal let Amber drive her car, she didn't have a learner's permit or learner's insurance, which also meant no ID. The only other thing would be a passport, but hers is likely out of date. She claimed to have been taken to Disney World by a foster family, so I think she DID have one. It just won't be valid anymore.

3. Shes not paying out of pocket for any of this shit, thats a waste of money to her. If its not instant she doesnt want it.
She pays out of pocket for the ER and her GLP-1s. I don't doubt that she'd pay out of pocket for medical weed if she could get away with it. Then again, whenever she is on a GLP-1, she's always complaining about how expensive it is and how she's struggling to afford her 'life-saving medication', so I don't know.

Shes already taking depression meds idk if she can use the sad as an excuse its gotta be the pain caused by her being so fucking fat.
The FDA hasn't approved the treatment of depression with medical marijuana, but it is up to the discretion of the doctor as to whether they think it would improve symptoms or not. Basically, if you doctor shop enough with a depression diagnosis, you'll get weed eventually. We all know she could never be bothered to do that, though.
 
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Honestly, a horrifying thought that a 30+ year old grown woman doesn't have a valid form of ID or her own bank account. AFAIK, she's still using a joint account that Becky made and added her to. So she didn't need an ID to open that; she was just added onto it as an authorised user. I believe when Destiny was letting Amber drive her car, she didn't have a learner's permit or learner's insurance, which also means no ID. The only other thing would be a passport, but hers is likely out of date. She claimed to have been taken to Disney World by a foster family, so I think she DID have one. It just won't be valid anymore.
Retarded. This is retarded. It is the most persistently retarded belief and point of debate in all 600 pounds of this thread.
The only other thing would be a passport, but hers is likely out of date
lol wut

So Amber doesn't have any ID, but at some point, she had a passport? And she needed one to go to Disney World?

lol wut?
 
Dang. Didnt know it was that easy. It used to be like $300 in co for med cards.

We all know she isn’t driving (lol she should try) there. Or doing the work.

She looks massive af btw. Like, bigger than ever type large. I love that for her.
Just for giggles, it looks like there is a dispensary two blocks from her apartment. If she is walking twinkie as she claims (lol), it could be within her ability to walk there and back (lol again). However, I'm betting mommalynn has a card too.
 
The only other thing would be a passport, but hers is likely out of date. She claimed to have been taken to Disney World by a foster family, so I think she DID have one. It just won't be valid anymore.

What are you talking about? Idk where you're from, but you don't need a passport to travel between states in the US. You don't even really need an ID if you're driving or taking a bus. As far as I know, minors don't need an ID to fly either. You're just saying stuff
 
She definitely does. You need an ID for Google Adsense
She does, it’s an ID card from Oklahoma, it expires in 2026 (if she hasn’t renewed it yet) and it lists her weight as 460lbs lmao.
I used to work somewhere you could pull DMV data from every state. I looked her up, and that’s the info it showed. I left that division, so unfortunately I can’t pull data like that again to tell you if it’s been updated.
Oh and it also had the OK “luxury” apartment as the address.
 
So at some point, she waddled her ass into the DMV and got an ID card but didn’t vlog it. That’s on brand. One of her few trips to someplace besides Bingo or Walmart and she can’t be assed to turn on her fucking phone and record 10 minutes of content that isn’t her couch. Fuck me she’s such a waste.
 
What are you talking about? Idk where you're from, but you don't need a passport to travel between states in the US. You don't even really need an ID if you're driving or taking a bus. As far as I know, minors don't need an ID to fly either. You're just saying stuff
many states have made it so you have to have a real ID to fly to different states or use a passport. However yea you don't need an ID even to drive between states or even take a bus like greyhound, they don't check any of that just your bus ticket.
 
All hail the sacred ancestral lard shelf
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many states have made it so you have to have a real ID to fly to different states or use a passport. However yea you don't need an ID even to drive between states or even take a bus like greyhound, they don't check any of that just your bus ticket.
Amber wasn't being raised by a foster family in the fucking 2020s lol.
 
The final boss of ass shelves will always be Dottie from my 600lb life, with her butt-erfly lard wings. Ambie, you have still 10 years to beat the record and become the biggest ass ever. Literally and figuratively.
 

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