🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This WFH larp is so ridiculous. She is quite possibly the most unemployable person i can imagine.

I'm calling it now that she learned about data annotation from tiktok and now she thinks training AI for a few hours makes her a #selfemployed #girlboss
Oh you sweet summer child. You think Amber is smart enough to successfully understand how to navigate AI.
Edit: I'm personally against AI because it makes me put my tinfoil hat on for data mining but her writing is so shitty, she'd never put out anything that would sound like an actual person wrote it which is... sort of the point. Right?
 
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More Snapchat bullshit.

Current tactic is ignoring everything, deflecting and self-glazing. So, the usual.

We all know it never lasts long though, I'm counting down the days to the next glorious crashout.
 

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A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.

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This whole intuitive/moderate eating shit she pulls out every cycle is so fucking annoying. This habit is for people at a normal weight who want to maintain or lose a few lbs, not a 600 lb woman. Inpatient is her only probable survival, truth is that she’s afraid because it will actually put her in a state where she’d need to be uncomfortable, and god fucking forbid a 600lb woman be anything but comfortable. Blah blah blah bitching about Amber’s weight again
 
This whole intuitive/moderate eating shit she pulls out every cycle is so fucking annoying. This habit is for people at a normal weight who want to maintain or lose a few lbs, not a 600 lb woman.
You could set your watch on this. It is always moderate eating without telling you what it means. 20 pieces of nuggets could be moderate eating for her. I expect WW will be the next diet in the rotation.

Inpatient is her only probable survival, truth is that she’s afraid because it will actually put her in a state where she’d need to be uncomfortable, and god fucking forbid a 600lb woman be anything but comfortable. Blah blah blah bitching about Amber’s weight again
She will never agree to go to inpatient. First, too expensive, second, she does not really want to lose weight. Amber does not want to have lose skin.

In reality, bariatric surgery is her only option, but I think that she is not ready for it even if she claims to want it. Jade tried to have it done, but Amber sabotaged it and she was kick out of the programme. Amber is going to stay at this weight or getting bigger. She knows that her channel would die if she lost weight. I expect her to bounce between 500 and 600 pounds for the next few years.
 
More Snapchat bullshit.

Current tactic is ignoring everything, deflecting and self-glazing. So, the usual.

We all know it never lasts long though, I'm counting down the days to the next glorious crashout.
-Claims she's not doing vlogs until December in her last livestream
-Says she's uploading a vlog in the next few days as a YouTube short (less than 3 minutes)
-Claims to not watch reaction channels but Emily said she she was trying to cuddle her leygh she was watching Jordy's video criticising her own girlfriend while she was right there

Girl bffr....
Thread tax because i feel like I'm clogging it up with the amount of messages I'm posting recently. Amber is fat and ugly and I would NOT have sex with her.
 
She'd probably make some money if she was willing to get a ghost writer to write a fat on the internet memoir - the narrative editor would tear their hair out but that's the job.

Instead she'll tap a bunch of journal prompts into something milennial pink on Canva and wonder why nobody wants their year guided by someone who could only be considered an expert in food delivery options.
 
A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.

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She finally used the back space after being exposed on that typing test. Glad to see she is now down to 537.4 pounds (572.4-35 pounds)
 
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Snapchat
 

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My guess is she’s down 35 pounds from her alleged “highest weight”- of 572. So she’s probably just around 535.

She shouldn’t even bother mentioning weightloss until she’s smaller that three normal people.

A new short, she claims to be counting calories with "no restrictions" "moderation is key". And she claims to have lost 35.41 elbees.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cUTvFytldXQ
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Fact seems to be that this abusive narcissist appears to have actually weaponised her grotesquely obese body. That she can body slam women to the ground is quite terrifying when you consider the sheer force with which she can exercise her innate tendency towards violence when angry . Filling doorways, blocking exits , pushing and shoving and grabbing with all that mass give her a kind of immovable strength that when combined with her untreated psychological issues snd lack of impulse control would make it rather frightening to come into any prolonged contact with Reid for both partners snd pets . Bitch is no joke
 
-Claims she's not doing vlogs until December in her last livestream
-Says she's uploading a vlog in the next few days as a YouTube short (less than 3 minutes)
-Claims to not watch reaction channels but Emily said she she was trying to cuddle her leygh she was watching Jordy's video criticising her own girlfriend while she was right there

Girl bffr....
Thread tax because i feel like I'm clogging it up with the amount of messages I'm posting recently. Amber is fat and ugly and I would NOT have sex with her.
Porkorella will be back she can't help but remind us she's not bothered when she's incredibly bothered.
 
Fact seems to be that this abusive narcissist appears to have actually weaponised her grotesquely obese body.
Just picturing this reminds me of severely autistic kids/teens that get super overweight and overpower/beat the shit out of anyone that comes into contact with them. But at least they have the excuse that they’re genuinely disabled
It’d probably take nothing short of one of those giant police battering rams to get her away from someone she’s trying to intimidate/trap in a room
 
This is so fucking dumb.
Snapchat.

Let me end my night by stating Amber is fat and I would not even cuddle her leg.
 

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Given that she's typing absolute garbage nonsense as has been proven by every person who's slowed down this slug's piss-poor attempt at typing and observed which keys she's actually hitting, she's not even doing this. She's just clacky-clacking for ASMR (diagnosed, of course).
 
Aunt Tammie called Jordy during his live today (titled "HOW IS AMBERLYNN COPING WITH RECENT EVENTS?!"). She rambles a lot, but here are some of the major items I found notable:
  • GrandmaLynn went from Stage 1 to Stage 5 cancer. That's the "family medical issues" that Amber said was the only reason she was crying in her last live (totally not because of the 77 screenshots). Tammie claims Amber has almost no relationship with her grandmother and never cared about Grandmalynn at all until recently.
  • Grandmalynn every day since 1998 has said she's about to die and told Tammie to never tell Mamalynn she died until months after the fact. Tammie always thought that was fucked up.
  • Tammie thinks Mamalynn is only hanging around Grandmalynn so she could get the house
  • Grandmalynn changed her will so her live-in care taker (and sounds like boyfriend), Charlie, will get the house instead of the kids. Tammie says she encouraged this idea because she thinks Charlie deserves the house for all he did for Grandmalynn over the years. If Charlie dies then the house will go to Mamalynn, Tammie has no claim on the house at all anymore because of what she's been saying online.
  • Tammie says there is "so much more to share" and "you guys will be highly entertained here soon. You're welcome in advance."
  • Tammie says even though she's still sueing Amber, it doesn't mean she has to stop talking about her family online.
 
More Snapchat bullshit.

Current tactic is ignoring everything, deflecting and self-glazing. So, the usual.

We all know it never lasts long though, I'm counting down the days to the next glorious crashout.
Jesus Christ, it’s in heat again. I thought getting it spayed would stop this nonsense.
 
Aunt Tammie called Jordy during his live today (titled "HOW IS AMBERLYNN COPING WITH RECENT EVENTS?!"). She rambles a lot, but here are some of the major items I found notable:
  • GrandmaLynn went from Stage 1 to Stage 5 cancer. That's the "family medical issues" that Amber said was the only reason she was crying in her last live (totally not because of the 77 screenshots). Tammie claims Amber has almost no relationship with her grandmother and never cared about Grandmalynn at all until recently.
  • Grandmalynn every day since 1998 has said she's about to die and told Tammie to never tell Mamalynn she died until months after the fact. Tammie always thought that was fucked up.
  • Tammie thinks Mamalynn is only hanging around Grandmalynn so she could get the house
  • Grandmalynn changed her will so her live-in care taker (and sounds like boyfriend), Charlie, will get the house instead of the kids. Tammie says she encouraged this idea because she thinks Charlie deserves the house for all he did for Grandmalynn over the years. If Charlie dies then the house will go to Mamalynn, Tammie has no claim on the house at all anymore because of what she's been saying online.
  • Tammie says there is "so much more to share" and "you guys will be highly entertained here soon. You're welcome in advance."
  • Tammie says even though she's still sueing Amber, it doesn't mean she has to stop talking about her family online.

I’m not surprised Tammie’s going scorched Earth. Regardless of what she says now, she was already picking out new sheets for the windows just 6 months ago. She better come with better shit than that spaghetti story. I wanna know about mamalynn abusing animals because I have a feeling Amberlynn is the fruit of a rotten tree.
 
"Fecal Encephalopathy" made me bust out laughing. At least the crazy bitch is funny.
If fecal encephalopathy is related to hepatic encephalopathy... means liver disease....cirrhosis. If this is true, she's past the point of rescue. No turning back. Unless she loses weight and starts to eat healthy or gets a transplant.
 
If fecal encephalopathy is related to hepatic encephalopathy... means liver disease....cirrhosis. If this is true, she's past the point of rescue. No turning back. Unless she loses weight and starts to eat healthy or gets a transplant.
Fecal encephalopathy = shit for brains or shithead (not the actual condition)
I don't think Tammie was being serious, nothing was wrong with Amber. She's just being cheeky.
 
Filling doorways, blocking exits , pushing and shoving and grabbing with all that mass give her a kind of immovable strength that when combined with her untreated psychological issues snd lack of impulse control would make it rather frightening to come into any prolonged contact with Reid for both partners snd pets . Bitch is no joke
What kind of description would a person give such a beastly figure? Glaciers are slow and powerful but are genuinely beautiful... I call dibs on recommending fatberg. Imagine all the above but with the filth and stink of an unwashed 600lb+ sumo-toddler hybrid.
 
What kind of description would a person give such a beastly figure? Glaciers are slow and powerful but are genuinely beautiful... I call dibs on recommending fatberg. Imagine all the above but with the filth and stink of an unwashed 600lb+ sumo-toddler hybrid.
I cannot watch her anymore because of her stupid smug fake Valley Girl accent lately. But "fatberg" had me laughing out loud.
 
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