Yes, like that time she and Krystle actually did a glow run (walk), and got there early, so went to Red Lobster, because they hadn't eatun all day. (but don't worry guys, AL doesn't eat lobster cuz it's too sad) Then after the glow run, they went out for Indian food.
Oh please don't fall for that shit. Showing herself eating ''healthy'' 1 every 3 months to let things cool down is one of her 100 constant ways of manipulating her viewers.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f4NTytXbCBs
Yes, like that time she and Krystle actually did a glow run (walk), and got there early, so went to Red Lobster, because they hadn't eatun all day. (but don't worry guys, AL doesn't eat lobster cuz it's too sad) Then after the glow run, they went out for Indian food.
I actually really liked this video. She was doing shit, and had fun, and I liked her makeup (sorry if it's actually garbage, I'm not an expert). Yeah, they visited two restaurants in one day, but she walked and had a fun time and showed content you don't see in your own goddamn house.
I hope Becky takes her out to events like that. Krystal was probably the best thing that's ever happened to this girl.
I want to address PizzaGate.
I'm honestly shocked AL hasn't taken that opportunity to make a cryfest video about being bullied and sent pizza by a random weirdo from the internet.
Think of the thumbnail, AL! Tears running down your cheeks as you stare down at the ground, looking ever so defeated. And of course a pizza emoji off to the side with the title "CAN'T TAKE THE BULLYING ANYMORE".
Don't get me wrong - it was obviously STUPID of whoever sent the beast pizza. But AL could have totally capitalized on this individual's moment of autism.
Was she too embarrassed maybe? Or maybe didn't want to bring more attention to the situation and possibly cause additional food deliveries to her home?
She'll exploit her mom's cancer so I'm just curious why she won't make a video that would surely make people feel sorry for her.
What gives, tubs?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f4NTytXbCBs
Yes, like that time she and Krystle actually did a glow run (walk), and got there early, so went to Red Lobster, because they hadn't eatun all day. (but don't worry guys, AL doesn't eat lobster cuz it's too sad) Then after the glow run, they went out for Indian food.
It's amazing how much more likable she used to be. She was still a fat fuck up, but she wasn't lezzzzberealgoooooorlllzing or screaming constantly, and she managed to waddle a mile in public which, at her size, is pretty good.
But AL could have totally capitalized on this individual's moment of autism.
Was she too embarrassed maybe? Or maybe didn't want to bring more attention to the situation and possibly cause additional food deliveries to her home?
The reason why she cried is most likely because she freaked out about her "haters" finding out where she lives. Someone delivering a pizza you didn't order is awkward for sure, but it's nothing to cry about really. My guess is she doesn't want to draw attention to the fact that her home address is out there, and have any other epik trollz send her a salad or a pack of batteries for her scale or something.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f4NTytXbCBs
Yes, like that time she and Krystle actually did a glow run (walk), and got there early, so went to Red Lobster, because they hadn't eatun all day. (but don't worry guys, AL doesn't eat lobster cuz it's too sad) Then after the glow run, they went out for Indian food.
Wow, too bad she didn't keep up with this sort of activity as she could actually be smaller. But does she actually have asthma or is it just too much fat?
I will always think Krystle is fugly however, she at least looked like a woman. ALR's choice in man beasts is terrifying sometimes.
(And hello, after lurking for awhile I decided to join.)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f4NTytXbCBs
Yes, like that time she and Krystle actually did a glow run (walk), and got there early, so went to Red Lobster, because they hadn't eatun all day. (but don't worry guys, AL doesn't eat lobster cuz it's too sad) Then after the glow run, they went out for Indian food.
So I decided to crunch the numbers on this swampy monstrosity that is Fat Albert's soup, and hold onto your fucking hats.
Broth: 40
Tomato sauce : 70
Beans: 360
Turkey 1lb: 600
Corn : 120 (half can)
Rice: 1620 (estimated, she never shows how much she put in, but it looks like about six cups cooked)
Her soup contains 2810 calories. But at least it looks like shit, right guys?
So I decided to crunch the numbers on this swampy monstrosity that is Fat Albert's soup, and hold onto your fucking hats.
Broth: 40
Tomato sauce : 70
Beans: 360
Turkey 1lb: 600
Corn : 120 (half can)
Rice: 1620 (estimated, she never shows how much she put in, but it looks like about six cups cooked)
Her soup contains 2810 calories. But at least it looks like shit, right guys?
I want to address PizzaGate.
I'm honestly shocked AL hasn't taken that opportunity to make a cryfest video about being bullied and sent pizza by a random weirdo from the internet.
Think of the thumbnail, AL! Tears running down your cheeks as you stare down at the ground, looking ever so defeated. And of course a pizza emoji off to the side with the title "CAN'T TAKE THE BULLYING ANYMORE".
Don't get me wrong - it was obviously STUPID of whoever sent the beast pizza. But AL could have totally capitalized on this individual's moment of autism.
Was she too embarrassed maybe? Or maybe didn't want to bring more attention to the situation and possibly cause additional food deliveries to her home?
She'll exploit her mom's cancer so I'm just curious why she won't make a video that would surely make people feel sorry for her.
What gives, tubs?
Honestly? I think she's to dumb to even realize it was a hater who did it. She was probably overcome with the desire to start shoveling hot and cheesey goodness down her throat to think that far ahead. The presence of food must have stayed on her mind until she couldn't take it, said her younow goodbyes and ran to the phone to order 3 large pizzas, bread sticks, cookie pizza desert and two 2-liters of pepsi. But she couldn't wait that long for the pizza to arrive so she had a pre binge before the binge. Or something like that. I just don't think she has the IQ to put 2 and 2 together.
I read this entire thread from start to finish. Lots of info. Lots of tea. I think the thing that repulses/infuriates me most about her are her fat little sausage fingers and hands... and her creepy, stumpy little hobbit's feet. The couple of gifs that show her flailing around and jumping off of curbs like an idiot remind me of a giant toddler. I mean, imagine her in a diaper and doing that. Silent Hill material for sure. And for some reason, everytime she opens her mouth to laugh, her cheeks and mouth fill me with a wretched sort of loathing that I just cannot put into words. She's horrifying, and why she's a narcissist will forever elude me. She's a creature, at best. There is nothing to be proud of there.
