🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Holy T_Rex]

.She doesn't care for her cats at all.

Amber only loves Amber I think, what she loves about animals is that she feels their 'unconditional love', which is what she wants for herself even from her partners. But her love for others is totally conditional, even for the animals, and that's a fact.

Just to put my two cents in again:
Of course all the talk around Hambo killing Rarity is pure speculation, at least for me, because again I'm more inclined to think that the cat disappearance was passive more than an active act against it.

 

[Hayduraide]

Fair point, I'm probably getting my feedees mixed up and no one forced the food down either Colleen or Megan's throats (or Amber's for that matter). I'm sure we can all agree that Emily is a fucked up degenerate fetishist who just wanted to rub her flaps all over Amber's laaeeyrgs and I'm wary of falling into the "Amber = bad so Emily = good" trap when she has shown her ass time and time again.

If anyone is wary of falling into the "Amber bad, [most recent gorlfriend/ex] good" trap whenever its revealed that Amber verbally, mentally, and physically abuses every girlfriend she has, remember that Emily is a feeder who sexually gets off on harming the health of women. Confirmed through the comments and photos Emily has posted on Feabie (along with Colleen's brookiegate posts about Emily), FetLife, and Instagram.

Those Instagram messages were posted as a direct response to Amber lying, "Emily isn't a feeder, she's just into bigger gorls!" When Emily's Fetlife account was found, her likes on the account were shared, along with a screenshot of her following feeder groups. The excuses of "maybe Emily is just into bigger gorls..." could no longer be defended.

What we're witnessing right now is one abuser abusing another abuser. Sit back, relax, collect receipts for the future when people inevitably forget all this in a few months, and enjoy the show. Just because people momentarily have empathy for Emily getting bodyslammed by Amber's "fat fuckin bullshit of a body" (to quote Amber) and hiding in the bathroom while Amber psychotically calls Emily 487576292 times in a day, that doesn't change anything about who Emily is or Emily's life choices. You can feel sorry for Emily when Amber is having her dainty BPD meltdowns, while also remembering what a piece of shit Emily is. No one deserves Amber's BPD meltdowns (though it's funny imagining the US government using her as a method of torture to psychologically break dictators like Noriega), but it also doesn't make Emily a poor abused puppy who needs defending.

Remember, no one in the Amberverse is a good person. Except the pets.

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

I honestly don't think Amber would directly murder sweet Rarity, but she absolutely would "indirectly" do it. She posted a video where her and Krystal came across a cat that had been ran over in the road, and she did seem genuinely distressed to see that. It is Amber, so i totally could be wrong, but I just don't believe she has it in her to kill an animal with her bare hands and hide the body. Locking her outside maintains plausible deniability, and Amber can downplay the evil thing she did by believing that someone found Rarity and took her in or something.

But i don't know. It's very strange than an incredibly clingy cat would wander so far that she was never found, even after being tossed out into the snow. This whole situation is genuinely heartbreaking to me. I hope we never get a definitive answer, because i really don't want to know, and it really doesn't matter. Regardless of the method, Amber deliberately killed that poor fucking animal in an attempt to manipulate Emily, some ugly, degenerate butch she had known for a few months and who she was physically abusing anyways. Amber deserves every single bad thing that has ever, and will ever happen to her.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Big Al has that sneaky evil side to her. Yes she's lazy and doesn't do shit but when she needs to do something to get her way, she's going to somehow have some energy and do it. I can believe she did something to the cats. She probably loves that everyone keeps saying she's so helpless and lazy (she is but it's also an act in some aspects) so she can get away with doing sneaky shit. You'd be surprised what people can do to get what they want even disabled losers.

 

[Raw]

Another Snapchat update.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Another Snapchat update.

Almost cried seeing Wasabi. His butt doesn't look too bad, but his shoulders/top of his body don't look great. He seems a bit chunky, too.

Not sure if it's just terrible lighting, but his butt looks like it's got some sort of... crust on it. It's common in long-haired cats to accidentally sit in their own poop, but it needs to be combed out before it becomes matted. The lighter colour fur is an indication usually of some matting in darker coloured cats. Again, I could just be completely delusional, but to me, that looks either like an uneven chop or some matted/crusty fur.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What we're witnessing right now is one abuser abusing another abuser. Sit back, relax, collect receipts for the future when people inevitably forget all this in a few months, and enjoy the show.

Cheers gorl I'll drink to that I hope these malignant cunts keep making up and breaking up as long as the milk flows!

Another Snapchat update.

She has to be sending these from sock accounts or something, ain't no way anyone is asking for hair care tips from Ms. Fried Split Ends here... unless "genetics" is short hand for "Mammalynn's kitchen scissors".

 

[Clotso Coof]

For the comments about speculation, we speculate based on some evidence in this thread which is why it's 4373 pages. Most of us were speculating that Amber let Rarity out on purpose (before the texts were released). That's also speculation.

If you don't believe in speculation at all, then you have to believe Rarity got out truly accidentally like Amber said. Then it was a complete coincidence it happened mid-meltdown when Amber was desperate to stay in that house. Amber said it was a total accident. Emily hasn't said otherwise, and we don't have video proof of Amber purposely letting the cat out the backdoor.

Emily is saying that when Rarity had gotten out before, she never went far and was found rubbing her face against the stairs and lingered around the wooden framing of the house.

I know every cat is different. There are probably a few posters that lost an indoor cat forever when it got outside. I know a careless person who had two cats killed by a neighbor's loose pitbulls.

But the fact that Rarity stayed right against the back steps the last time she got out shows that she was a cat whose instincts made her stay close to safety and not go exploring. The odds are strong that she wouldn't run for the hills just because a door was open. Emily would have found Rarity as soon as she got home.

Look at those psychotic texts at the exact same time Rarity allegedly got out and disappeared. That's a hell of a coincidence! Amber was absolutely desperate to stay in that house. She knew Emily would be concerned about the cat.

As for the comments about speculation, we speculate based on some evidence in this thread which is why it's 4373 pages. Most of us were speculating that Amber let Rarity out on purpose (before the texts were released). That's also speculation.

If you don't believe in speculation at all, then you have to believe Rarity got out accidentally like Amber said. Then it was a complete coincidence it happened mid-meltdown when Amber was desperate to stay in that house. Amber said it was a complete accident and we don't have video proof of her shoving the cat out a backdoor.

I didn't believe Amber could hurt a cat until I read the texts, and suddenly mid-psycho meltdown it was: Oh no! Rarity just got out. I need you to come home right now and help me find her!!

Amber was desperate to buy time - the only way she could guarantee that was if Rarity was definitely nowhere to be found.

I'm not saying she spent hours thinking about it beforehand. It was probably impulsive. But she remembered the last time Rarity got out and then was found immediately at the back steps. That would keep her in Emily's house another 5 minutes. That's not good enough.

I'd think that between Gracie and Rarity, one of them would have wandered back up after a day or so, or at least resurfaced in the general area.

It's weird. 2 for 2 on never finding an indoor cat again, despite being in decent neighborhoods without heavy traffic or heavy coyote population. I'm guessing Gracie was an accident, then Amber remembered the result of the partner bonding over the search for Gracie.

She posted a video where her and Krystal came across a cat that had been ran over in the road, and she did seem genuinely distressed to see that.

She was on video and she knew it. She's acted for the camera many times. But maybe she really was distressed because it's disturbing to see a road-killed pet. That doesn't mean she loves cats like she says she loves them. I cried when I saw a baby mouse dead in a mouse trap, even though I was the one who set the trap. It's sad.

 

[Major Pain]

>Claims genetics for that dead, thinning rats nest she calls hair.
Porkahontas has her comedic moments, for sure.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's a bit convenient that Emily's CCTV/Ring doorbell/whatever just happened to have run out of batteries the night this happened. Unfortunately the only one who could tell us what actually happened that night used up all of her nine lives in the cold Wisconsin winter.

 

[Insulin reid]

I dont think amber would be mentally or emotionally strong enough to kill a cat with her bare hands. And we would see amber having scratch marks all over her. Or we would find amber taking out the trash to dispose of the body. Amher doesnt just do chores. Theres no way amber would have gotten away with direct cat murder. I still think it stands that amber did still kill the cat she just did it indirectly. She probably left the door open so that emilys cat or rarity would get out and amber could stage the "oh the pets are missing, we must find them together" trauma bond. I dont think amber thought the cat would really run away or be hurt. Like they would find her and everything would be back to normal because shes a retarded child. I think the tears we saw and the cryeeeen about the cat was the guilt amber felt for letting the cat out. She wasn't crying for the cat she was crying for her.

 

[FatalTater]

The Rarity drama started back on page 3903.
I still think the biggest red flag of the whole thing is how Amber tried to hide it.
If one of my critters went missing? I would be screaming for help from anyone and everyone.
Amber got mad when she realized reaction channels knew.

 

[pot of sneed]

And we would see amber having scratch marks all over her.

She often has scratch marks all over anyway but, if I may be grim about this, it wouldn't be hard to do away with a pet that trusted you. Rarity was the cat that was the most affectionate towards Amber; Wasabi often hid away and was probably traumatized by getting tossed around to the point of pooping blood back when he was a kitten so it wouldn't be too hard for Ambie to scoop Rarity up and dump her into a bin bag or something. Wouldn't put it past the pig to do such a thing if it meant getting what she wanted and that was to stay longer which she did get - but only 3 more weeks.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Another Snapchat update.

Lmao it's so obvious Big Al the obese cat killer reads here everyday. What's that a specific post about hater videos with an account that reminds one of Damien White, a post addressing her bootifil hair after people recently mentioned how gross it is (it is) and of course posting the cats. Look at how safe and healthy they are, u guiz have 2 realize I'm a great cat mom. Just lol al. That long hair's days are numbered btw

 

[Hayduraide]

What I think happened is Amber got Rarity outside then threw a case of Code Red Mountain Dew to scare her off. It was very cold that day and it took a while before Emily was co-horsed home. Rarity may have looked for shelter after sitting by the back door waiting for a long time.

Amber's message to Emily, "I've been searching the house all day! The only place I haven't checked is the back porch" was clear. She knew Emily left that morning from the back door and hoped Emily would be in a guilty panic thinking she was the one who accidentally left the door cracked. Emily said Amber didn't let the animals out to pee, so she wouldn't have assumed Amber let the cat out the way Amber claimed in her vlogs. Too bad for Amber, Emily remembers shutting the door in Amber's face when leaving. Amber was too selfish to check the weather. It was cold even then. Very soon after, the state went into a deep freeze. Sorry, a deep freee-heee-heeeeeeze from all the cold bree-hee-heezes. I remember seeing the weather close to 10F at one point when regularly looking through animal shelter listings. Remember, Rarity being missing was caught very early thanks to someone finding Rarity's missing poster very soon after Emily had submitted it. It caught so many of us by surprise, many thought it was fake. It wasn't.

The most disturbing part is Amber got what she wanted when Rarity never came home. Emily didn't want Amber staying 1 week longer, but Amber got three because of Rarity's disappearance. The motive, means, and opportunity were there.

I used to think "Amber is a serial cat killer" was hyperbole until I saw that text message meltdown. Her behavior wasn't "Oh she just has BPD and is messy when upset" levels of deranged. There is something deeply, psychotically wrong with her. She was throwing every manipulation tactic at the wall to see what stuck. She even "threw" Rarity (and Princess's well-being was used, but Amber backtracked when that didn't get a response from Emily). I'm not sure what I can and can't put past Amber anymore.

Is it possible Amber could stoop below our already low expectations?

 

[Dosey]

Hecticana pointed out that when Amber body slammed Emily and left marks on her, she started apologizing in the moment, likely knowing she fucked up...but then, once Emily left, she immediately started messaging, gaslighting and acting like Emily was the one making stuff up. He thought it was because Amber can't take responsibility and needed to present her mom with a scenario and screenshots, but I think it's also because she always thinks of how her messages will look when they're aired out - either by someone or herself. And I mean ALWAYS, aside from the times when she slips up in a rage.

I think many tend to not think deep enough into how manipulative and deranged Amber is because she's stupid. Because she is. Very stupid, absolute failure of a human in more ways than a dozen. And enough's been said about how she loves playing victim almost as much as she loves food. We know she's evil. But she's also broken her stupid little brain in a way few people understand. You can't really describe it to people who haven't encountered individuals like this. Because most people - at the end of the day and when the phone's been set aside and computer's been shut down - live in reality and interact with people on a human level. She lives in "The Amberlynn Reid Show" 24/7, 365/365, and has perma-linked her brain to the internet. By which I mean that she is constantly thinking of how everything she does will be perceived by the internet and its mean horrible haydurs. You are on a whole different level when your feeder is spooning your layg and all you want to do is watch what Jordy has to say about your situationship and your situationship's ex-relationship.

Why is Amber acting brand new in messages? Because she refuses to take responsibility? Yes. Because playing victim and guilting people into giving her what she wants is her go-to? Also yes. But also because Amber is always only thinking of her one true love - Amber.

For Amber, it was never a private conversation. They may have been having an argument over messages, but she was only half-focused on that, and the other half of the pea in her head was already focused on spinning a narrative for YouTube. She's never fully "there" with the person she's talking to, because she's always acting. She just does so with all the subtlety of a 13-year-old.

Spoiler: A millionth "Amber is a narcissist but also a sociopath" sperging:

It's sociopath behavior. In messages, everything people like this say is done with thinking about how they will look when showing these messages to others later. They are never fully honest, never truly thinking of you or what you have to say - but instead of the potential third party that will get to read your conversation and how they'll look to them. It's never one-on-one, and they never intend it to be. And that's exactly what Amber did - not only gaslighting Emily in the moment, not only making screenshots that would make her mom think she's in the right, but then coming to her audience with said screenshots back when Milky famously clocked the time stamps Pookie tried to cover up with her Munich Weißwurst sausage of a finger. She knew in advance everything she was saying to Emily during these "so raw you guize, fawk" messages would be used as receipts for internet drama. It didn't matter what Emily felt, or if her mom worried or was inconvenienced - it was never about fixing things with a partner or telling your mom what's happening. It was about making the messages look like she wanted them to to a far wider audience that lives rent-free in her mind.

Amber has no concept of "living in reality" and "human relationships", she sees everything through a lens of "self-image" and "content". And "receipts" - either that can be used against people and that someone can use against her. I am convinced that's the additional reason why she always, no matter how dramatic and unhinged she's being, keeps her mouth shut about things that could land her in REAL trouble. Oh yeah, she will text you a dozen times about how she's baaawleeen and how you've imagined she did something to you, but she won't ever say "Sorry I scratched you" or even "Sorry it was an accident" - because she knows, when receipts get out (and they always do), it'll be an admission. Be it to throwing a can of Code Red or sinking nails into arms. She is incapable of having an honest, real human conversation, and especially not through text, because she is terminally online, even if she's not physically looking at a screen. The closest she gets to talking close-ish about what happened in reality is when no screenshots could possibly be taken, part of the reason for the million attempts at calling and the "THEN JUST PICK UP ONCE" when Emily told her to stop. Amber knows she's a nasty, abusive cunt, but instead of fixing it(because she doesn't care about anyone else), she tries to hide it by reducing how much of it can be documented. Which works about as well as Chantal hiding her Vomit Sink by covering it up with a towel. Still stinks, the splatters are everywhere, and everyone knows who did it.

It's just a damn shame none of the recent side-characters are smart enough to put the conversation on speaker/record it during an unfiltered meltdown, now that would be a real treat for us. Post that stupid "half-naked" BeePeeDee Rage video, Emily, or at least the audio! FFS...

TL;DR - 1.) Amber's messages with Emily would've been even more deranged if she was thinking of this as purely a relationship molment and not building a set for her newest Victim-lynn stage play. 2.) Amber is FAT and no one here would have sex with her.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Everyone saying Amber isn’t strong enough to kill a cat with her bare hands is forgetting, her massive shelf ass. She could have sat on Rarity to suffocate her if she wanted to.

 

[Bookish]

Interesting implications for Emily, with talk of self-harm, collecting insurance money, domestic violence, etc. when it comes to custody of her daughter. No one in their right mind would want their child there with someone who apparently threatened suicide. I'm surprised her ex didn't demand she end the relationship/send Amber home, before she, herself, got sick of her.

RE: Rarity. If she did outright kill her, it's not like she had to hide a human body. Walking to the outdoor trash can couldn't take more than a couple of minutes. Her cat was light enough to carry in one hand - closing up the kitchen trash, disposing of her, and putting in a new bag would be nothing. There's no way to feel an added 10lb or less, what Amber gave as her weight, in residential garage cans in WI. Cats run away sometimes, but two cats never being seen again, with Amber there and her gf/ex at work, is odd.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It is amazing to me how co-dependent Amber is. It is clear that she cannot function by herself. I suspect that Emily had invited Amber to spend a week or two to see how things would work out, but then showed up with pets in tow for the long run. Amber latched on Emily, as she did with Density and Becky, Emily found out that she had to take care of this toddler, being smothered with incessant calls and texts, and being useless at housekeeping, for example. Emily has enough and told Amber to go, then the whole Rarity happened. I would not be surprised that, to this day, Amber is trying to get back with Emily. I think that Emily made a clear break but Amber keep implying that they are together, like a 15 year old would do after being dumped.

Amber has mentioned that she has arthritis in her hip. She also mentioned in the past that she has a slip disc in her lower back. Being over 500 pounds does not cure those. She likely, sits or seals all day, never doing anything. Thus, unless her mother comes and cleans the flat regularly, there would be leftover food everywhere, and likely the source of her insect infestation.

 

[General Woundwort]

Correct me if I'm wrong cause I'm not American, but isn't intentionally killing a pet cat an actual crime? If it ever came out that Amber did intentionally kill Gracie or Rarity, she could be in serious shit? Same goes for Destiny killing Cash as well I guess, isn't shooting your pet dog in the head a crime? I know they're backwoods trailer trash that probably do that shit all the time, but how is this stuff treated so blasé?
Over here if you were found to have intentionally killed your pet you'd be looking at potential jail time or a massive fine.

I still wouldn't put it past Amber to have done it though, since when has she ever faced consequences other than her impending early death?