🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Should I even say anything?
 
ClandestineX said:
The dog is fat (though skinnier than the last time I saw it) but it is also elderly, so if for some reason fat fuck actually gave her a decent diet to lose weight for her poor joints, twinkie is going to die anyways. I don't know where you got this pic but I am glad she is on a walk.
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She posted a new short pretending to work and took twonk for her anual walk, looks like she learnt how to put the harness correctly
 
Reposting this with the right video because somehow the other post got redirected to a different video, but she uploaded another one


 
Holy crap, the video of Amber "working" is the most unwatchable thing she's ever made. I couldn't finish the video.

The heavy breathing, the chewing sounds, the lips smacking sounds ... Repulsive and legitimately gag worthy.

Emily is still totally in the picture ... That was some in-your-face feeder content. Lord help us all.
 
Good lord, that latest WFH video is horrific. Does she really think people who work from home Doordash themselves sugary fatty foods all day long?

I'm fairly sure her new job is just creating feeder content and responding to disgusting messages from feeders. It probably makes more money than YouTube, for way less effort, and Tommy loves it.

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Fig 1: Totally normal finger to use when pushing a button
 
Just about what I expected. Amber is that much a creature of habit.

Boonum said:
Can’t help but notice that Amberlynn’s nose appears to be turning into an actual snout . The nostrils are wide and elongated and there seems to be a real Spirited Away thing going on. Maybe it’s the camera angle but Big Girl is getting a real porcine type situation happening
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Clotso Coof said:
I think some of the filters struggle with enormously fat faces and start doing weird things with noses. Chantal's nose looks wildly different at the tip sometimes.

The filters are trying to make a small nose, while also trying to make a huge fat face look heartshaped plus enlarged eyes. They end up making snouts or bulb tips on the nose sometimes because they're just about ready to digitally explode from turning a 500 lb gorl into a human shape.
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I don’t think it’s all filters. Amber’s face pushes into itself whenever she’s at her highest weights. That includes her nose turning up higher from the fat engulfing her face whenever she gets well into the 500s.

She’s near her highest weight again if it’s becoming more piglike, with or without filters. “Working from home” eating protein bars on top of DoorDash all day will only make it worse.

Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
what's the longest break big al the cat killer has taken before? I remember a few years ago there was even a front page happening post just saying "where the fuck is Amber?" lol
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I think the longest were a month, maybe two. Amber historically barely posted in January and would amp up back in February. Making a fool of herself on YouTube is the only consistent thing she’s done besides gain weight in over 10 years.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
Holy crap, the video of Amber "working" is the most unwatchable thing she's ever made. I couldn't finish the video.

The heavy breathing, the chewing sounds, the lips smacking sounds ... Repulsive and legitimately gag worthy.

Emily is still totally in the picture ... That was some in-your-face feeder content. Lord help us all.
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Yeah, it's a video for Emily and a bait for the next fetishist degenerate that loves to be crushed by tons of unwashed lard.
next Step in the 'work from home era':
 

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Alright, fucking finally caught up again after being busy, so sorry for being late on everything but man, what a season finale; Amber's self glazing livestreams, her smugly thinking she's gonna show Tammy what's what, and then immediately folding within minutes, rocking and crying as she experiences the mildest pushback.

And then almost immediately slipping into her bad bitch fatsona, switching her YT thumbnail to that dumb devil horn thing and making more smug fatsplanation streams. All of that culminating in an actual lawsuit. Truly, a white-trashathon like we haven't seen in a long time.

Such a shame the new season is starting out with low effort feeder nontent of Amber LARPing having an actual job between her feeder feasts. Fun to see her slowly adopting the Becky way of having no neck though.

One can only hope for layyyyurgghs.
 
It looks like she hid the ports on her keyboard this time since people were calling her out for not even having it connected in the last video.
 
p0e said:
Reposting this with the right video because somehow the other post got redirected to a different video, but she uploaded another one
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So she just types streams of consciousness all day for work? Is she finally going to publish her novel/poetry book/journals she's been teasing for the past 8 years? I think she's rebranding typing up her old stuff into a "career."

I've always suspected she often uses her videos to mirror, gaslight, or triangulate the current girlfriend. If she's still with Emily, she's showing Emily she can personally relate to Emily's 12 hour shifts (lol). Or she has a career girlie on the back burner Amber is trying to mirror for the 2 weeks it takes for her to lovebomb someone. Either way, she's trying to impress someone, even if it's just herself she's lying to to feel better.
 
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Should I even say anything?
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Trying to decide if this footage is Emily recording her walk with Twinkie and sending it to Porkahauntus as a cute video which Amber is using in this video or if this is the Mom being commanded by Hamber to record her walking Twinkie
Beezin'n'Wheezin said:
MLM boss babe situation type deal when 🤔
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I thought MLM's died off. And when they were popular, you needed to have friends to get you involved
 
Notice that there is no sign of Amber in any of the outdoor shots? Could have been anyone walking Twinkie.

This low effort type of video is just for money and feeder attention. There's no big mystery to it.
She puts out garbage, people eat it up with a spoon and ask for more.
Amber laughs while spending her AdSense money.
Keep downvoting and commenting on the video though, it's how she is able to maintain her lifestyle.
(If reaction channels ever learn to use clips from each other or from an archived video instead of directly from Amber, she might lose enough views to notice)
 
I unironically think this work-from-home LARP is the funniest thing she's done in a while. The first vid said 2-9, now she's 'working' at 7? Does she think people who work from home just make up their own hours and don't have to log in anywhere to clock their time?
Also I d on't kno w how many t im es she be hitting that spacebar but it's definitely more than anyone who ever types anything hits it. She also never hits backspace, Perfectlynn is in the house again.
The ports on the keyboard is kinda moot though since it looks and sounds like a YUNZII X98, in which case it's a wireless keyboard. The cheap little flat one that she swapped into is also wireless.
 
General Woundwort said:
I unironically think this work-from-home LARP is the funniest thing she's done in a while. The first vid said 2-9, now she's 'working' at 7? Does she think people who work from home just make up their own hours and don't have to log in anywhere to clock their time?
Also I d on't kno w how many t im es she be hitting that spacebar but it's definitely more than anyone who ever types anything hits it. She also never hits backspace, Perfectlynn is in the house again.
The ports on the keyboard is kinda moot though since it looks and sounds like a YUNZII X98, in which case it's a wireless keyboard. The cheap little flat one that she swapped into is also wireless.
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People like ALR claiming to be working from home while a) doing other things and b) doing other things to make money while on the companyclock are why companies are becoming RTO nazis. She should be fired, if for no other reason than being stupid enough to publish it.
 
She'll be back on the first of October like "u guise have to ruhlahiiiiiiise... I was edeteeeen my vuhlawgs. Yootoob is my JAWB. I was WORKEEN. I'm my own baws and I can work ehnee hours I choose. Anyway here's an Amazawn haul..."
 
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