🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Hambers Dainty Hands said:
She's clearly just copying content that she's seen online about working from home and how she finds that content 'asfeticllyyyy pleeeesun', it'll just be her scrolling farms and reddits about herself, writing comments on her clacky keyboard on her sock accounts and filing sooooo many defamayshuuuun and slaaaandurr lawsuits to reaction channels. Absolutely ridiculous that she's trying to take legitimate content that other people make about their lifestyle and try to act like she's a productive, work-focused, girlboss kween!!! She's switching out keyboards for her main account and sock account so people don't find out who she really is...
Proceeds to then eat god knows how much crap.
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I fucking knew it, God damn shes a sad creature.
I think shes trying to give us the impression she doesnt need us, shes done what we think she couldn't -
Gotten a stay at home job from the adult real time of 2pm to 9pm.

Shes probably editing videos and YouTube is still her "job". Im getting the exaggerated story "my dad stole a laptop from a court" feeling about this.
Major Pain said:
This is probably the most "impressive" of Porkahontas' skills.
The ability to just press pause, disappear, come back and not show a single milligram of betterment, change, improvement, or anything at all.
Then she just presses record again and fatrolls ahead like before.
What a life.
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I dont know why anyone would expect amber to change much. Her usual moves are just capitalize on drama for the check, then leave till everyones collective fish brain memory forgets the drama and she starts back at phase one.

KittiestKitty said:
Her newest video doesn't feel like a "My day" video. Seems like role-playing to me. But then again, everything Amber does that is supposed to be things adults do she makes it look performative. Perpetually 6 years old.
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Shes just coming back from a long break this is usually the start of her new journey. I bet she will alledge its her new routine and that shes transformed like some fat caterpillar thats now really just a fat butterfly. We should believe her because she showed us a weird temu quality"my day" video and she drank coffee so thats how you know its serious. Shes gotta be energized.

Shes probably got a bunch of videos lined up, cause what the fuck else is she gonna do and shes gonna use a backlog of bullshit to pad a routine since shes not doing messy livestreams anymore.
 
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Had a look to see what the gorls are saying in the comments...
 
I can’t think of a single remote job (customer-service, data entry, editing?) that I would trust her to do.

I do hope she’s not just LARPing and actually got a job so we can see her eventually get fired or rage quit. It would add some excitement to her boring life/channel.
 
Baking Muffins said:
I can’t think of a single remote job (customer-service, data entry, editing?) that I would trust her to do.

I do hope she’s not just LARPing and actually got a job so we can see her eventually get fired or rage quit. It would add some excitement to her boring life/channel.
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Her "job" is as real as the post office I ran when I was 7.
 
Baking Muffins said:
I can’t think of a single remote job (customer-service, data entry, editing?) that I would trust her to do.

I do hope she’s not just LARPing and actually got a job so we can see her eventually get fired or rage quit. It would add some excitement to her boring life/channel.
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If she has a real job its data entry or some stay at home bullshit her mom vouched for her to get. Ambers real jobs have always been pity work thrown at her by people around her swearing up and down the poor girl just needs a chance like some dollar store nepo baby.

It will be short lived anyway as amber is a disaster and the stay at home part would guarantee we wouldnt even get water cooler gossip.
 
If- and that's a big (BIG?!) if- she actually does have a true and honest job... how long will it last? She claimed she had to quit her Top Secret Government Job™️ she had in the Dusty era because sitting around typing all day was too sore on her back (or some other nonsense) and she was a far skinnier and more mobile queen than she is now...
 
I know that jobs like online customer service for companies like Amazon can be done from home, but usually require several weeks of in-person training.

Also - to be blunt: she has been self employed for most of her adult life. Entry level positions usually dismiss these applications because they are under & over qualified at the same time. These types of hires often don't work out - either they struggle being told what to do, believe themselves to be more skilled than they are because their coworkers are all young or lifetime under-preformers, or because they overreach and get in the way trying to "fix" things instead of doing the job they were hired to do.

It's a hard sell, and I'm not buying it. She doesn't have any qualifications - she doesn't even edit her own videos. An 18 year old blank slate has a better chance of landing ANY position Amber might qualify for, simply by not having any job history at all. I'd be way more likely to buy this shit if she was LARPING a job at a grocery store. Cashier-lynn needs to clock the fuck in, her reasonable-accommodation stool awaits.

I'm sure she made more money off the views on that short then she'd have made it 8 hours in the office anyways.
 
Another one of these lame ass videos, I don’t get this rebrand she’s trying to do, bored of doing nothing all day so you roleplay the life of a 9-5 white collar worker? I don’t see the appeal, it’s not fun nor is it cute and girly. Nor do you just sit there eating all fucking day. Must be trying to dive into an already over saturated market of “work with me” videos to gain a new audience.
 
Can’t help but notice that Amberlynn’s nose appears to be turning into an actual snout . The nostrils are wide and elongated and there seems to be a real Spirited Away thing going on. Maybe it’s the camera angle but Big Girl is getting a real porcine type situation happening
 
This new “WFM” video is so stupid and the smug look on her face makes me want to fedpost. She really thinks she did something there

So tldr, Amber is fat and I would not sex/hire her
 
Waiting for her WFH job type situation to be selling her earrings on whatnot.
Actually, that would require actual work and she might accidentally burn some calories doing it so that's right out.
 
Apparently it's some lame zoomer fad on TikTok she's hurpled aboard the bandwagon of, which is even less interesting than pretending to have some fake and gay job.
 
Bitch I eat people said:
Waiting for her WFH job type situation to be selling her earrings on whatnot.
Actually, that would require actual work and she might accidentally burn some calories doing it so that's right out.
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Even then, she made Becky do all the actual labor ("labor", it's not hard to stuff envelopes and send them lol). Then she quit cuz "peepul boolied" her. Aka people wanted the actual shit they ordered.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
Apparently it's some lame zoomer fad on TikTok she's hurpled aboard the bandwagon of, which is even less interesting than pretending to have some fake and gay job.
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I don't get why people are entertaining her new jawb at all lol.
 


The TL;DR is that Amber didn't hide that she was falsely using privacy complaints on behalf of other people to attack small reaction channels. Idk why this channel is deciding to stop pursuing this shit though cause Amber is completely in the wrong. Could legit make some money and become bigger in the reaction community by exposing Amber on this and getting her to knock it off
 
Boonum said:
Amberlynn’s nose appears to be turning into an actual snout . The nostrils are wide and elongated
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I think some of the filters struggle with enormously fat faces and start doing weird things with noses. Chantal's nose looks wildly different at the tip sometimes.

The filters are trying to make a small nose, while also trying to make a huge fat face look heartshaped plus enlarged eyes. They end up making snouts or bulb tips on the nose sometimes because they're just about ready to digitally explode from turning a 500 lb gorl into a human shape.
 
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