🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Imagine a judge looking at Tammy and saying, "You want thousands of dollars because your niece said mean words about you on the internet, and you want me to force her to say 'sorry'?"
and Tammy saying "Your honor I just wanted a relationship with her, I wanted to get to be an aunt!"
and Amber rolling her eyes and flipping her hair before frowning and rocking for the rest of the session.

I can't imagine this case is going to be as interesting as we hope it will.
 
peach tea said:
Then they move on to small claims. The judge takes both parties into his chambers. That part isn’t out in the open.
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Many courts have small claims hearings in the open, where anyone can come in and watch. Some judges even broadcast their docket on youtube under the idea that the court system is meant to be open and has always been open to members of the media (unless sealed by a judge for reasons related to the particular case).

For example, Judge Middleton of St Clair County posts his court on youtube himself. Here's his entire small claims docket from August 11, 2025

Most cases are boring, but sometimes you get a funny one. From another court (I'm not sure which county), here's a great case where a woman sued a paint company for 7000 after she couldn't figure out how to paint her floor correctly.
_scythe_ said:
Prison is also possible if the lawsuit follows through.
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Would you mind explaining how that could happen? I'm not aware of a mechanism, other than creating such a disruption in the hearing that the judge sends her to jail for contempt of court. If Amber wipes her ass with a wash cloth on the corner of the defendant's table, she's going to jail.
Hambers Dainty Hands said:
her legal advice told her she could have a case of upwards of $50,000 just from mental stress.
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She'd need an expert witness to testify under oath that her medical bills were caused by Amber's actions. She'd also need a paper trail such as medical bills for therapy, anxiety meds or nuthouse visits. But I'm sure her medical files show she was crazy long before Amber, which would damage her case.

If she wants punitive damages, she'd need to go to the larger civil court. Small claims court is just for actual damages.

Didn't Tammie say somthing at one point implying Amber had accused her of molesting her own children? If so, and she has evidence, she could probably win damages on that claim in the larger court. But she'd need a very good lawyer.

One of the few defacto slander/libel/defamation "per se" claims is being falsely accused of pedophilia, since it's universally damaging to reputations. See here:
When a statement is considered defamatory “per se” there is a legal presumption that the false statement caused harm to the reputation of the plaintiff and, thus, the plaintiff will not need to prove “actual damages” to prevail....so commonly recognized as constitutional defamation per se because they are obviously harmful to the subject’s reputation without the need for further explanation or additional facts.
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Hecticana has volunteered as tribute should this dry nothing burger become a juicy lolsuit burger. If nothing else, it should result in some beepeedee raging about middle aged men being LEEEEEEEEEEDUHRULLY obsessed with her and her laaeyrgs.
 
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Hecticana has volunteered as tribute should this dry nothing burger become a juicy lolsuit burger. If nothing else, it should result in some beepeedee raging about middle aged men being LEEEEEEEEEEDUHRULLY obsessed with her and her laaeyrgs.
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Oh my god one of them finally grew balls, I hope it's an FFG situation and he saves her cats too <3 Shame that nobody else is willing to go, i think it'll be utterly hilarious. I hope he streams it, records it, and everything else. I have a feeling Amber is going to be scrambling to have it so he can't access the court room.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
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If good notes are taken and posted here, I’ll allow it. I doubt it’ll get to that point.

It’s a big nothing burger.
But fuck it, go have fun you weird human.

Also as Ralph learned, you don’t fucking record that shit, idiot.
 
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Them meeting face to face will surely be hilarious if the lawsuit isnt, do you think he'll be able to describe the putrid stench of Pookie or is there not enough words for that?
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
Archive of the most recent call from Tammy to the Oh Lordy It's Jordy livestream.
tammy_call_9_3_2025.mp4
Is saying you don't worry about the alleged defamation because the person making the claim is a dipshit, a good strategy?
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The funniest part of this is that Jordy's a paralegal. Tammie's probably driving him nuts with the legal stuff and he can't give any response that can be remotely interpreted as legal advice.
 
I think Amber has a lot to look forward to here with a pending court date.

Just think of the logistics of this day. Her mommy can bring her Chikfila to eat on the way to Denny's before court. She can even vape weed in the parking lot while waiting for her mother. When the mother strangler arrives the day truly starts. Christine will open the car door, lay out the red carpet, close the car door, open sauce packets for Amber so she can eat Chikfila, drive to Denny's, open the car door again so she can get out, order her food at Denny's for her because 4 orders of pancakes is like super embarrassing y'all. Then, after Christine angrily smokes a cigarette with her head in in her hands on the curb outside Denny's, time for court. Amber can just ride the residual weed and sugar high as two sisters speak for the final time and lament their circumstances wondering, "how did it come to this?".

With that boring legal shit out of the way that is 100% the fault of Karina Kaboom, finally, they can go to the Chinese buffet, then to bingo and then close out the destruction of a family big win over a blood relative by visiting Denny's again. All while vaping weed in various parking lots. Think of how often she will be able to show off her stamina. She can use a 9 AM court appearance as cover that she totally wakes up at normal hours for the next 5-10 years. Seems like the benefits outweigh the negatives here. It's not like the audience's view of her is going to improve either way. Amber's a big fan of overspending on food so as long she views court as just a really expensive double Denny's trip then it should make sense in her head.

My money is on a minimum of 4 eating events will be required to complete a single visit to a courthouse. She will also gain a minimum of 2 deflections to say she can wake up before 3 PM and walk up and down court house steps. I'm sure some dummy sent her an instagram DM once that said "you are too fat to go to court" and she can totally own that person too.

Sounds like a great day, Amber! And even if she loses, according to her, she's rich anyways! Or she can just deflect by saying she won it all back at Bingo. Thanks for the money~~
 
Allowedperception said:
Sounds like abuser talk to me.
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Sounds like the truth to me. And to all these dumbasses saying Tammy should give that money to Rebecca is fucking retarded. She stayed with Amber for the perks and because she didn't have to work. I dont wish anything bad on her, but I hope this triple bypass was the biggest wakeup call of her life, besides Big Pooks.
 
high and tired said:
When did he claim this? He has a bachelor’s degree in business law but that’s it.
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People have been mentioning it in his chats, and he directly referenced it during one of his latest streams. I'll go try to find him mentioning it.

e: In the transcript for "THIS AMBERLYNN STREAM GOT ME IN BIG TROUBLE! " he says "I am actually a certified paralegal. I know a thing or two about the law. Oh Lordy It's Jordy, CP, and not what you think CP stands for. It's certified paralegal."

Though, I'm willing to admit that he's making a joke that's going over my head. (:_(
 
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Larry&Barry said:
e: In the transcript for "THIS AMBERLYNN STREAM GOT ME IN BIG TROUBLE! " he says "I am actually a certified paralegal. I know a thing or two about the law. Oh Lordy It's Jordy, CP, and not what you think CP stands for. It's certified paralegal."
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Hey you’re good, I don’t take statements of his like that at face value since he’s always joking and yukking it up. Jordy also doesn’t come across as fairly intelligent so I’d be surprised if he is an actual paralegal.
 
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I think it would be funny to have Hecticana describe Amber moving around the court room and outside. A full description of how Amber moves around and acts with Mama Lynn that isn't coming from Porkahantas would be great to counter her narrative
 
Simply spreading rumours that Amber is too fat to go to court to get her to go to court is so obvious that I can't believe nobody has thought of it before. All it would take is one word from a haydur and she'd make it her business to make sure this not only made it to court but had more media coverage than OJ Simpson.
 
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