🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This has been my theory all along. She's gonna take whatever pookie has left and run. Which is why, if Amber is in massive credit card debt, this would be a really funny hit to mama lynn
As long as MamaLynn's name isn't on any of Amber's credit accounts, they can't come after her for Amber's debt. (they'll try, but they cant.)
All MamaLynn would have to do is take anything of value right away (or get Amber to give it to her while living) best case is if she gets cash, prepaid credit cards or valuable items. Then if creditors try to make any noise she can just shrug and walk away.
If taken to court, deny. In nearly all cases like that creditors will write it off as a loss and move on as lawyers are too expensive to waste on chasing trash around for a few thousand bucks.

And Amber and her family think it's rich valley girls watching them? LOL they wish those kind cared enough!
 
Conspiracy theory time: Methhead Mama wants Amber in an early grave because all the money/junk would default to her.
I would agree with you to an extent, I'm not sure if Porkie's grandma has amended the will yet leaving the house in Tammies name or not.

I guess Methmom wants to enable her as much as possible so Porkie will be more open to chipping into the house fund and securing it, infighting will ensue, Amboar will say 'Buht its MUH hOUSE I PaID FOr Itttttuhhhh'.
 
I would agree with you to an extent, I'm not sure if Porkie's grandma has amended the will yet leaving the house in Tammies name or not.

I guess Methmom wants to enable her as much as possible so Porkie will be more open to chipping into the house fund and securing it, infighting will ensue, Amboar will say 'Buht its MUH hOUSE I PaID FOr Itttttuhhhh'.
I still have no idea why they’re fighting over that shack. I’d pay to NOT have to live there.
 
Methhead Mama wants Amber in an early grave because all the money/junk would default to her.
She just doesn't want a constant reminder of how much she fucked up when she was on drugs. Amber is that. Constantly being reminded how you failed as a parent, how you being on drugs fucked up their lives, how much you neglected them. I don't think she wants any of Amber's crap, but it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted Amber gone because of the guilt she feels when she's around her.
 
She just doesn't want a constant reminder of how much she fucked up when she was on drugs. Amber is that. Constantly being reminded how you failed as a parent, how you being on drugs fucked up their lives, how much you neglected them. I don't think she wants any of Amber's crap, but it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted Amber gone because of the guilt she feels when she's around her.
True and from what Tammy said, it sounds like all Amber does is guilt the fuck out of her too.
 
I still have no idea why they’re fighting over that shack. I’d pay to NOT have to live there.
Yeah but the thing about white trash is that it doesn't matter. If someone can get any type of money from something, even just a couple hundred bucks, they'll fight tooth and nail for it.

Rule of thumb: if you think ghetto trash has any dignity, stop. They do not.

I bet when Grandmalynn dies, it's gonna be gutted and everything good will be sold. It'll then become a broken down, boarded up shack you drive past and wonder what happened there.
 
I would agree with you to an extent, I'm not sure if Porkie's grandma has amended the will yet leaving the house in Tammies name or not.

I guess Methmom wants to enable her as much as possible so Porkie will be more open to chipping into the house fund and securing it, infighting will ensue, Amboar will say 'Buht its MUH hOUSE I PaID FOr Itttttuhhhh'.
Grandmalynn is going to play favorites with Tammy and mommalynn till she croaks then it may turn into a fight between sissers or whatever redneck baby talk they call eachother when on good terms till they run out of money fighting eachother in court. Fuck it the house is probably gonna be taken by some state or agency for medical bill repayment or some shit.

As long as amber doesnt get it, cool. I cant imagine someone as insufferable as amber fucking failing upwards into homeownership.


She just doesn't want a constant reminder of how much she fucked up when she was on drugs. Amber is that. Constantly being reminded how you failed as a parent, how you being on drugs fucked up their lives, how much you neglected them. I don't think she wants any of Amber's crap, but it wouldn't surprise me if she wanted Amber gone because of the guilt she feels when she's around her.
True and from what Tammy said, it sounds like all Amber does is guilt the fuck out of her too.

Oh yeah ambers constantly reminding her she fucked up. That leads people using again, Tammy is right amber is a threat to moms sobriety.

The whole thing to being sober and finding Jesus is you just cut out your old life and give to the church and new life. Like your just supposed to pretend like nothing happened and you found Jesus and your moving forward. Not back. Amber keeps trying to bring her back to that, reminding her that she owes amber for what shes done. Ambers gonna eventually burn this bridge too because praying and Jesus forgiving is "enough" but not for amber. After the drama with Tammy is over she will go back to having nobody else to fuck with but mom has a buffer with Alexis being back in ambers life and the stuff with qlr or rose or whatever her name is.


With the holidays coming up I'd be willing to bet ambers gonna be alone as fuck. Moms already got a family and a life and amber still has nothing. Halloween Thanksgiving and Christmas should be enough time for amber to glomb onto mommalynn and fuck more shit up and make the holiday season all about her.
 
With the holidays coming up I'd be willing to bet ambers gonna be alone as fuck. Moms already got a family and a life and amber still has nothing. Halloween Thanksgiving and Christmas should be enough time for amber to glomb onto mommalynn and fuck more shit up and make the holiday season all about her
I wouldn’t depend too much on her Mom’s fuck buddy to stick around for a few reasons
1. He gets sick of Amber
2. He realizes Kristine is too white trash to divorce her abusive ex and marry him.
3. He finds someone else without a whale for a daughter.
 
For sure that 'Disassociating-rocking in her seat-victim-lynn' would be in full force in any court setting.
Here’s my retarded conspiracy theory: Hamber read something on the internet about gray-rocking as a way to deal with NPD types (or anyone else having a beepeedee moment type deal) and decided: “Gray? Ok, my face is gray …” and started to rock.
 
I wouldn’t depend too much on her Mom’s fuck buddy to stick around for a few reasons
1. He gets sick of Amber
2. He realizes Kristine is too white trash to divorce her abusive ex and marry him.
3. He finds someone else without a whale for a daughter.
Do you think her partner leaving her/threatening to leave would make Methmom cut off Fat AL or is that not life ruining enough?

Also someone please remind me why Methmom won't divorce her ex-husband? Religion? Sentimentality? Divorce is too expensive for them? Laziness? Backup plan?
 
Do you think her partner leaving her/threatening to leave would make Methmom cut off Fat AL or is that not life ruining enough?

Also someone please remind me why Methmom won't divorce her ex-husband? Religion? Sentimentality? Divorce is too expensive for them? Laziness? Backup plan?
I’m not sure. Based on what Tammy said, he’s a POS too. Kristine is probably like Amber where she HAS to be in a relationship. My big guess is that she doesn’t think she can get anyone else so if she loses this guy, she may either tell Amber to fuck off and/or return to her first love, drugs,

We don’t officially know a reason why she never divorced him. It’s been years so there’s really no good excuse not to do it. There’s low cost/pro bono family lawyers out there who would help a woman divorce an abusive ex.
 
Also someone please remind me why Methmom won't divorce her ex-husband? Religion? Sentimentality? Divorce is too expensive for them? Laziness? Backup plan?
I'd attribute it to effort.

She'd have to file and then serve him. You can't do that while sitting on your ass at the bingo hall.
 
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