🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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So...

Begs the question, since I didn't know anything about these until now.

WHY the FUCK is Fat Albert on the internet STILL? Why isn't this Shoggoth getting the Nova Online/Cyrax/Low T treatment??

This is legit disgusting, GORLS, put up or shut up.
I think since there's so much petty drama to do with Hamber on youtube people just forget. Reaction channels don't mention it enough.

I'm fully behind the idea she deserves worse treatment though, no one who is a pedo apologist/shown tendencies should have a platform or a career.
 
It's wild that Hambutt says something ignorant: "I'm such a blackie!"
And everyone trips over each other, shoving each other violently out of the way just to go online and show everyone that Fat Albert is a RAYCISS! (GASP!) (Pearl clutching), but NAWT MEE!! I'M INCLUSIVE AND TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE--I'M ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS ™️

And this legitimate DISTURBING content comes out, and... crickets.

Fuck Gorl World.

Edit: At least some farmers are doing their part. This needs to continue, and PERSIST, until Hambutt becomes the new Cyrax/Nova.
 
So...

Begs the question, since I didn't know anything about these until now.

WHY the FUCK is Fat Albert on the internet STILL? Why isn't this Shoggoth getting the Nova Online/Cyrax/Low T treatment??
Because she's a white woman. People don't think an "average" woman can do so much shit. Also, despite her being thrash, that's not entirely her channel. If you just discovered Hamber, you'll see that her channel is, normally, just vlogs, hauls, and life updates. You need to dig a little deeper to find the accusations and awful behavior. All the other lolcows content is straight up upsetting, unlike her's.

I remember back some years ago, I watched her, thinking she was a normal YouTuber, later I discovered the shit. On top of all this, people hate her, it's not just us on forums, it's people all around the internet. Subreddits, TikTok pages, Twitter accounts, Instagram pages, YouTube channels, Twitch lives, Tumblr posts. She's everywhere. It's just that she doesn't get trolls, like Nova or Chris. Her likes and dislikes on her channel have a 1:3 ratio. So yeah, she's hated.

The only reason she doesn't quit it's the money. YouTube gives her a liveable wage which she consoomes on food, rent and sometimes other stuff. If she goes offline, she won't be able to find a job, she's 600lbs, almost bedridden, has a horrific digital footprint, and an attitude. On top of all this, she also likes the fame, whether it's good or bad. No one irl would associate themselves with a morbidly obese narc, who smells, and needs her mom to do everything for her.
 
So...

Begs the question, since I didn't know anything about these until now.

WHY the FUCK is Fat Albert on the internet STILL? Why isn't this Shoggoth getting the Nova Online/Cyrax/Low T treatment??

This is legit disgusting, GORLS, put up or shut up.

Is her new apartment number even in here? Not a trolling plan but I searched and couldn’t find.
 
I might be misremembering but wasn't the "fingered by a dickless man" a story back in the day like the double theater handjob etc. where she said the guy was in an accident?
 
This is legit disgusting, GORLS, put up or shut up.
All of the content I posted doesn't even include videos (which she has since deleted from her channel by the way) where she's recording Libby, a 15 year old, fresh out of the shower, in her bathing suit, and also in a park riding one of those spring rides and making jokes about how she could ride dick. If i wasn't on a crappy laptop, I would post them on here too. She deleted over 1 million views worth of content I believe, all of which related to Libby, Casey, and Becky.

Reaction channels don't mention it enough.
In a way, I understand why. You can't just go around calling someone a pedo; it has severe legal repercussions. At the same time, she is one, and it's so clear to me. Alexis spoke about how Amber was speaking to this 20 year old THIS YEAR. Amber is in her 30's. Over a 10-year age gap. She was trying to convince this religious girl to go against her beliefs and be a faggot with her. I think her name was Abby or Dani, I can't remember off the top of my head. But Amber would be telling this girl that it was okay to be gay and that she could experiment with Amber, or that they could be together. I understand that 20 is a legal adult in the US, but in most states, that's not even old enough to drink. She is preying on young people. She is a danger to them.

Again, if anybody has evidence of Amber following that child porn account, which only happened SEVEN MONTHS AGO, please post it here as evidence. By the time I had found out, I wasn't able to compile any of the screenshots or evidence. Seven months ago this woman was following an account that posted forms of child pornography and pedophillic content, and used the excuse that they sent her a nice message which is why she followed them. Plenty of people send Amber nice messages, she's posted about them on her instagram and showed them plenty of times, but she hasn't followed those accounts?

That's not even all of the evidence, there are hundreds of hours worth of videos of Amber behaving inappropriately infront of children and teenagers. There's stories that I've forgotten as they happened so long ago, but the ones I mentioned in the post aren't the only times that Amber has been in flings or relationships with children. Casey was FIFTEEN. Julia was SIXTEEN. Libby was FIFTEEN. During all of these relationships, she was A LEGAL ADULT. Over 18 years old.
 
Again, if anybody has evidence of Amber following that child porn account, which only happened SEVEN MONTHS AGO, please post it here as evidence. By the time I had found out, I wasn't able to compile any of the screenshots or evidence. Seven months ago this woman was following an account that posted forms of child pornography and pedophillic content, and used the excuse that they sent her a nice message which is why she followed them. Plenty of people send Amber nice messages, she's posted about them on her instagram and showed them plenty of times, but she hasn't followed those accounts?
As a certified loser, I sifted through Dispekfulmoments account on IG back to around January 21 which was when Amber uploaded her excuse video on how she 'accidentally' followed the IG account.

Before that is the video of Dispekfulmoments combining the proof into one video and exposing her (I'm sorry I don't know how to archive)
 

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If you just discovered Hamber,
No. I've seen this Shoggoth commit slow suicide since Krystle.

"lIfE uPDaTeS." lol. lmao, even. Whenever this fat turd says vlog, I'm reminded how she labors under the crippling delusion that she's some kind of "star," or "celebrity" and anyone gives a remote shit about her, her life, or what she is dooeeeen.

LAYGS.
BARE. FEET.
TOES.
TOENAILS.
DESCRIBE the SMELL for the class.
and

FUCK OFF, PEDOlynn.
 
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King-Sized ✔️
Heavyweight Fabric ✔️
 
With her cockroach luck I’m not sure if she’ll get caught before she dies but I have a feeling there’s a lot of fishy stuff that goes on when she files her taxes every year.
First of all I can’t see her ever hiring a professional to file her taxes, and second I don’t believe she’s smart enough to do it herself properly
With the amount of Amazon/torrid slop she holds up to the camera to show it’s a “business expense” it really reminds me of Onision. The IRS has been up his ass for years because he kept writing off outlandish shit for his “business expenses” and it finally caught up to him
We can only hope that Amber will go through the same one day :optimistic:
I would say with 99% certainty that her taxes are done wrong. And she probably has someone to do her taxes. However, that person is probably getting paid very little to sort through everything so he is just assuming a lot and making payments that wouldn't raise any red flags. If I had to guess, she is probably counting expenses on bullshit like some torrid slop up to the camera as an expense but not writing off different expenses so it comes to a head at some point. Or the CPA/EA could value their license and decide to not count those expenses. How the fuck is psychologist pookie going to know? She going to read a 1040 Schedule C?
 
By sheer coincidence @Hambers Dainty Hands I was watching a Rachel video from six months ago where she discussed ‘pedogate’ and showed some of the clips of Libby that you referenced above. She has links in her description to her sources.
 

Do Beanie Babies Have Menstrual Cycles​




Tammie is back with another video.

In the video "oh this is bad" from Aug 29, Amber made some mention of this in order to stick it to Tammie "
You guys should ask Tammy, "Do your. Do your beanie babies have a menstrual cycle?"

So in this video Tammie just uploaded, which is a mix of AI and her own voice recordings, she basically recounts this story. She was working as a waitress (ca 2004), and like her niece she has a case of the menthulz. She was stressed and having panic attacks on her job. She had a giraffe beanie babie named Jeffrey to help her cope.
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And then there's some confusing stuff about how she used the beanie babie to make light of her breakdown and deflect onto it in front of her coworkers. One time she was having a breakdown in the bathroom. Realizing it would be obvious she had been crying when she came out, she put a band-aid on Jeffrey pretending he had been "diciplined".

There was also some story about her putting her beanie babies at home in the corner facing the walls. She told her kids "they wanted to talk crap, they can stay in timeout". It was some storyline jokey roleplay thing she did to help with the menthulz. She emphasizes she never thought they were real, it was just RP.

She says Amber was talking about this without really knowing the background, and she says the person who shared the story with Amber is the same person who recently, 21 years later, went and retold that story to the waitress and new owner to embarass her.

Not sure where the menstrual cycle stuff Amber was babbling about came from. Maybe it's some joke about Tammie thinking the beanie babies were real animals with menstrual cycles, that she fatly thought up in her head and thought she's the master of snark. If there’s ever a lolsuit between them I hope beanie babies are a part of it.
 
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As much as I like Jordy, I hate how he uses the term "pdf file". It's a serious matter, people shouldn't term it like that. How are going to use terms such as slut, whore, fuck, shit, and other such words, but draw the line at pedophile. If YouTube didn't strike you for swear words, they're not gonna strike you for saying that. It's so blatantly ignorant.
YouTube apparently age restricts videos with multiple mentions of the words pedophile and pedo in it which don’t get monetized.
Youtube in recent times has started running cover for open exploiters, groomers, and rapists of children.
As evidenced by warranting an entire fucking thread about them doing it.
Online creole for discussing these things is unfortunately a symptom of the disease. You want to have your message remain available? You gotta do what you gotta do to work around the censors. Now where it gets ridiculous is when shit like "unalived" "SA'ed" "sewer slide" "pew pew'ed" and "pdf file" get used in any normal conversation for anything that doesn't involve a portable document file, a school paper, or waste water works.
 
And then there's some confusing stuff about how she used the beanie babie to make light of her breakdown and deflect onto it in front of her coworkers. One time she was having a breakdown in the bathroom. Realizing it would be obvious she had been crying when she came out, she put a band-aid on Jeffrey pretending he had been "diciplined".

There was also some story about her putting her beanie babies at home in the corner facing the walls. She told her kids "they wanted to talk crap, they can stay in timeout". It was some storyline jokey roleplay thing she did to help with the menthulz. She emphasizes she never thought they were real, it was just RP.
This is one of the most schizo stories I’ve read in a while, and I browse the farms. And the piss colored AI photos really add to the story, thanks for that Tammy.
I don’t really get what Amber was going to even use this story for anyway if she did “expose” Tammy for it. Tammy being insane doesn’t change any narrative that we were all very aware of. We hear the way she rambles to Amber and her reaction channels over the phone, Jordy can barely rip her off the other line without her going into some other useless story. Tammy really crawled her way back into the Gorlworld with barely new content, I mean it’s been what, 9 years since she posted? And she couldn’t get any new information in that time?
Edit: Again, thank you for the summary, hearing Tammy ramble for another 5 minutes is something I can’t even do right now.
 
So...

Begs the question, since I didn't know anything about these until now.

WHY the FUCK is Fat Albert on the internet STILL? Why isn't this Shoggoth getting the Nova Online/Cyrax/Low T treatment??

This is legit disgusting, GORLS, put up or shut up.
People enjoy watching her fuck up or using her as some personal weight loss motivation too much to really run her off the internet. Hambo couldn’t survive a big scandal like that, she will stay on youtube over sharing and being cringe as long as what she’s most known for is “they gave me chips but i asked for an apple” or being the subject of some lolcow youtube documentaries, not being a weird groomer and apologist.
 
Interesting all this coverage of Ambie being potentially minor attacted again... I'm a proven fan of the theory. It might not even be that they are young but vulnerable and more easily controlled/manipulated/Amber can feel smarter/superior than. Anyways.

For the topic of people saying "PDF File" or the like.... This just shows that they don't care how serious the issue is, they are using that issue to make money. Anyone talking around these serious issues by saying essayed, or pdf files are using it for monetary gain at the expense of the victims. Its shameful, and anyone doing it should be lambasted. Fuck the algorithm, fuck advertisers. I don't even care if its Amber, don't belittle actual victims of these atrocities by giving them cutesy side names. This behavior just covers and downplays the perpetrators and makes the grooming etc become accepted. 🎩
 
Interesting all this coverage of Ambie being potentially minor attacted again... I'm a proven fan of the theory. It might not even be that they are young but vulnerable and more easily controlled/manipulated/Amber can feel smarter/superior than. Anyways.

For the topic of people saying "PDF File" or the like.... This just shows that they don't care how serious the issue is, they are using that issue to make money. Anyone talking around these serious issues by saying essayed, or pdf files are using it for monetary gain at the expense of the victims. Its shameful, and anyone doing it should be lambasted. Fuck the algorithm, fuck advertisers. I don't even care if its Amber, don't belittle actual victims of these atrocities by giving them cutesy side names. This behavior just covers and downplays the perpetrators and makes the grooming etc become accepted. 🎩
How can you expose someone for these things though if your video is getting throttled?
 
How can you expose someone for these things though if your video is getting throttled?
Your video doesn't get throttled it gets demonetized. These arent creators that are trying to get onto the front page of youtube. They will be served up along side other Amber (or whoever) content and shared around through other means like twitter and tik tok etc. The word games are just to appease adverts to maintain revenue.

How many complete brand new absolute normies do you think are getting served up Amberlynn Reid videos let alone Oh Lordy its Jordy? Their viewership is not based on being force fed to normies to click on. They'll get the same views or even more using appropriate language for the seriousness of the topic. But they wont get as much money.
 
Interesting all this coverage of Ambie being potentially minor attacted again... I'm a proven fan of the theory. It might not even be that they are young but vulnerable and more easily controlled/manipulated/Amber can feel smarter/superior than.
There's no way a gorl who dated Krystal and Beck wants to date someone just to have full control. That's genuinely hecticana
 
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