🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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That cat is already showing signs of obesity.
If there is ever one constant in Fat Al’s life, it’s that she will always be fat, and her animals will be just as fucking fat with her. Fat owners will eventually always make fat pets, almost every animal you see on 600 lb life is ALWAYS small fat dog.
 
Tammy just said her mom had lied about having cancer. She had precancerous cells, barrettes esophagus, but went around claiming cancer and that she might be dying.

The entire family is rotten. Not a single good apple in the bunch. Holy hell.
Didn't Amber also once say her grandma lied about having cancer? I am almost positive she has claimed that before. Amber only tolerates her mom and grandma now because they are useful to her, if not for that she would still be badmouthing them online.

ETA some words.
 
I am connecting a lot of dots between the grandma and Amber, and shit. Like that old adage, the apple does not fall far from the tree. It truly holds water in this instance of shit people procreating and making shit children that grow up to perpetuate the shittiness.

Amber has also claimed that one of her grandma was also over 600 pounds. The same one introduced her to ice cream in milk.

She lies so much about her past in particular that it can be difficult to distinguish what is real and not (obvious) bullshit. But I can see that tracking. Especially since Tammie was at one point large enough to undergo WLS (and therefore one of her motives to “help” Amber). Meth is probably the only reason Kristine hasn’t blown up compared to others on her side of the family.
 
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Meth is probably the only reason Kristine hasn’t blown up compared to others on her side of the family.
I do believe now that Amber is back in her life and buying her with food, presents and days out that Krstine will also likely start gaining a lot of weight. Look at everyone else in her life, Destiny gained weight while with Amber, Becky gained a fuck tonne of weight while with Amber, and everyone after was either an online relationship or someone heavily disciplined in working out (Jade, Erica). Her poor mother is probably going to end up being 300+ el bees because of her fully grown, emotionally immature, lacking self-control toddler.
 
I do believe now that Amber is back in her life and buying her with food, presents and days out that Krstine will also likely start gaining a lot of weight. Look at everyone else in her life, Destiny gained weight while with Amber, Becky gained a fuck tonne of weight while with Amber, and everyone after was either an online relationship or someone heavily disciplined in working out (Jade, Erica). Her poor mother is probably going to end up being 300+ el bees because of her fully grown, emotionally immature, lacking self-control toddler.

Kristine is already starting to pack the pounds. All those snacks at the bingo bar and dinners out with Amber can’t help. She wasn’t a skinny legend to start with, either. More thinner in the relative.

I think it’s more subtle with her since she doesn’t live with her full time like nearly all her exes. What few photos of Jade that were leaked from when she lived with Amber implied that she gained a good bit while living with her, too. Only in Kristine’s case, it’s dinner dates maybe 3-5 times a week versus dinner dates plus three DoorDash deliveries daily.
 
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Kristine is already starting to pack the pounds. All those snacks at the bingo bar and dinners out with Amber can’t help. She wasn’t a skinny legend to start with, either.

I think it’s more subtle with her since she doesn’t live with her full time like nearly all her exes. What few photos of Jade that were leaked from when she lived with Amber implied that she gained a good bit too. In Kristine’s case, it’s dinner dates maybe 3-5 times a week versus dinner dates plus three DoorDash deliveries daily.
Anything within her orbit naturally puts on pounds, all her ex partners, her pets, her mother. I assume it makes her feel better about herself so she can neg the people around her and have another 'she duhsnt understand nutrition like i dewwww' moment.
 
This is the worst I've seen her look since I started watching View attachment 7836495
I saw this post, cackled, made this:
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And then promptly crashed in to slumber.
The eyebrows are my particular favorite.
 
Not scared of eating the several thousand calories a day that has given her high blood pressure, not scared of free bleeding for two fucking years and having a full hysterectomy before the age of thirty, not scared of constant bouts of cellulitis, not scared of being housebound and immobile, not scared of her laeyrgs being permafucked through unmanaged 'demas, not scared of being forever alone except for fetishists looking to exploit her, but scared to take a couple of pills. Fuck right off you absolute arsehole, you're too old, too fat, and nowhere near cute enough to pull off the "smol scared bean uwu" act. You're hurpling towards forty faster than you can pick up doordash and your litany of health issues grows longer by the day. Either lose weight or take your meds and shut the fuck up. (🎩)

EDIT: speeling
 
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Kristine is already starting to pack the pounds. All those snacks at the bingo bar and dinners out with Amber can’t help. She wasn’t a skinny legend to start with, either.

I think it’s more subtle with her since she doesn’t live with her full time like nearly all her exes. What few photos of Jade that were leaked from when she lived with Amber implied that she gained a good bit too. In Kristine’s case, it’s dinner dates maybe 3-5 times a week versus dinner dates plus three DoorDash deliveries daily.
You're completely right, everyone around her gains weight because she can't handle that they're smaller than her and she has to sabotage them to make her feel better about herself.
I saw this post, cackled, made this:
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And then promptly crashed in to slumber.
The eyebrows are my particular favorite.
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Same energy, I think it's the smile.
Not scared of eating the several thousand calories a day that has given her high blood pressure, not scared of free bleeding for two fucking years and having a full hysterectomy before the age of thirty, not scared of constant bouts of cellulitis, not scared of being housebound and immobile, not scared of her laeyrgs being permafucked through unmanaged 'demas, not scared of being forever alone except for fetishists looking to exploit her, but scared to take a couple of pills. Fuck right off you absolute arsehole, you're too old, too fat, and nowhere near cute enough to pull off the "smol scared bean uwu" act. You're hurpling towards forty faster than you can pick up doordash and your litany of health issues grows longer by the day. Either loose weight or take your meds and shut the fuck up. (🎩)
Not scared of her beloved Rarity being outside in the freezing Wisconsin winter, but lord forbid she takes a pill that (if she does have BPD) would improve her life significantly.
 
Not scared of eating the several thousand calories a day that has given her high blood pressure, not scared of free bleeding for two fucking years and having a full hysterectomy before the age of thirty, not scared of constant bouts of cellulitis, not scared of being housebound and immobile, not scared of her laeyrgs being permafucked through unmanaged 'demas, not scared of being forever alone except for fetishists looking to exploit her, but scared to take a couple of pills. Fuck right off you absolute arsehole, you're too old, too fat, and nowhere near cute enough to pull off the "smol scared bean uwu" act. You're hurpling towards forty faster than you can pick up doordash and your litany of health issues grows longer by the day. Either loose weight or take your meds and shut the fuck up. (🎩)

The only game Amber loves more than Choosey is the blame one. This will be similar to her refusing to take estrogen after surgery, then claiming the doctors for almost gave her cancer again when a new physician recommended against it for that reason. Despite that her entire existence is a major cancer risk. Or anything else that could or not could hurt her but is so insignificant compared to her own actions, yet she cannot accept any actual responsibility for it.

Time to prepare for the many "MUH ARTHRITIS" excuses she'll spout for the next month or so.
 
So she'll happily stick 5k+ calories and 7k+ mg of sodium into her fat gullet on a daily basis, but she's LEEDERALLY TERRIFIED of taking blood pressure medicine? I know her IQ is sub-level, but maybe quick lil google search on what can cause high blood pressure, love.

ps girl, if you're going to gaslight us into thinking you're the picture of health, maybe don't livestream without makeup and filters. You look rough.
 
Is this edited Because if it's not I feel like she may be at her biggest ever here Emily has fully succeeded Amber is a freaking moron.
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For comparison, on the left we have Hamboar from April 2024 (Picture from Tiktok) and on the right we have Poop smear brow-lynn (Latest livestream)
 
Not scared of eating the several thousand calories a day that has given her high blood pressure, not scared of free bleeding for two fucking years and having a full hysterectomy before the age of thirty, not scared of constant bouts of cellulitis, not scared of being housebound and immobile, not scared of her laeyrgs being permafucked through unmanaged 'demas, not scared of being forever alone except for fetishists looking to exploit her, but scared to take a couple of pills. Fuck right off you absolute arsehole, you're too old, too fat, and nowhere near cute enough to pull off the "smol scared bean uwu" act. You're hurpling towards forty faster than you can pick up doordash and your litany of health issues grows longer by the day. Either lose weight or take your meds and shut the fuck up. (🎩)

EDIT: speeling
She's not "scared" of anything. Maybe nervous.. She's too fucking stupid to articulate and has an incredibly limited vocabulary. That's why she'll use certain words incessantly, then drops them and moves on to other words, bcuz there's only enough space in her dumb fuck mind for a few at a time. When she learns new words she does the same, often using them incorrectly.
 
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