🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm torn with aunt Tammie because I genuinely don't know what she outta do in her position.

Keeping the peace with Amber would mean nodding her head and stupidly accepting the deathfeeder relationship from hell while silently separating would just mean leaving Amber (like I give a fuck about Amber but obviously Tammie does) to die an early death.

Aunt Tammie wouldn't have put in all this wasted effort into their relationship (both with Amber and Amber's mom) over the years if she didn't care, and as fucked up as Tammie is there aren't exactly any options she has for a non-white-trash intervention with Amber because a) ALR doesn't give a fuck if family members shun her silently and b) ALR has her dumbass mom and stepdad to keep the facade plastered over her pathetic, miserable life.

I totally get it that a lot of the shit Tammie says is pretty conceited and doesn't exactly show childhood Amber a lot of compassion, but I'd have absolutely cracked in Tammie's position ages ago. A lot of times it falls on just the least retarded person in the family to try and be the anchor, but most of the time it's gonna be another retard if we're talking about a family like the Reids.
 
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Gumming3082 said:
I'm torn with aunt Tammie because I genuinely don't know what she outta do in her position.
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Here's my thoughts concerning Aunt Tammy.

She was already a dipshit dipshitting all over the farms and fucked off when pointed out how much she was dipshitting. She already had a rage boner about Amber because Amber has the listening capacity of a gnat and the willingness to connect with people wishing to actually aid her and not just hold a washcloth against a counter for her to wipe her crack against of a chunk of granite. Tammy already understood back in the day that AL is a lost cause.

The only reason she seems to have stuck her head back up out of the mire is clout - she noticed that these dumbasses are getting time online by spazzing about our fat narc beach ball, and she wanted in on the action. So she thought she'd make believe that she had something relevant and jump on the 'shit on AL' train, when her 'tea' was so stale that it's still in leaf-form and has been resting on a shelf covered with cockroach poop and pantry moths for the last half decade.

What she genuinely should've done is kept her head down and kept living her own fucking life. She's a grown ass woman. AL is a grown ass woman. MethMom is a grown ass woman with a whole grown ass fiance. There's zero need for interaction, intervention, blah blah blah. Just be grown ass adults and move on with life.

Tammy should've fucked off like she fucked off before and just kept on fucking off.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Tammy should've fucked off like she fucked off before and just kept on fucking off.
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There's no way this dynamic will ever end unless amber dies or Tammy completely fucks off and doesnt even stop in here anymore or watch ambers shitty videos.
Tammy needs to fuck off just like you said, its the only way to guarantee sanity.


Ambers been without a full time live in caretaker so shes really gotta keep her mom on her good side but I dont know what's going to come first- Amber having nobody to fuck with and alienating herself from everyone or her mom setting firm boundaries and amber going crazy because shes alienated all the people she can tear apart and is forced to have a normal life.

Amber cant pick at her mom, shes tried the "omg my mom's boyfriend likes me' and that was squashed so hes out. Alexis isnt coming back, emily is gonna just be a dog and forever chase fat women so shes pretty much out... Shes got nobody left in her life. After she burns this bridge with her aunt unless her aunts retarded, ambers gonna be dramaless unless its the same boring clinging on to emily who doesnt want her bullshit.
Mommalynn doesnt sound interested in ambers drama, and was mistaken that her kid was in danger with the feeder "mom shes mean. Don't come get me but im scared" situation and i think her mom's pretty over it.
Amber may be forced by mommalynn to have a more normal drama free life or implode it.
 
lol cow supreme said:
The entire time she's cryeeen her eyes out and raging... She's literally Donald Ducking it!!

She aint wearing pants ya'll.
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Emily's POV?
 
bratexceptimjustabitch said:
It’s crazy to me that Snowflake may have thought that she was being genuine to him at all.
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I don't understand how anyone is jumping to that conclusion. He didn't say anything against Emily in his video, but he wasn't kissing ass either. He focused on ALR being a nasty bitch, just as he always had. Everything on his UnderTheHood channel is half-assed content, the shitty lighting, wearing "cute" pajamas, abruptly cutting the videos. He posted the Emily video with the same lack of emoting as a Zoomer with ADHD turning in a school report.
 
I call shenanigans said:
After yesterdays nothing burger, I’m surprised he’s got over 8k watching. I’ll wait for a recap and watch some heartwarming animal rescue videos instead.
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It was another load of shit all. Pretty much just going over the same stuff as last time and replying to Amber's live. She has nothing and I really hope the reactions channels stop giving this bitter old woman the time of day.
 
brianemo said:
It is pretty of funny seeing how much the whole family hates each other though its like a somehow trashier version of Dr. Phil
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It's my soap opera. I don't watch reality TV because I don't watch TV - but this Amberverse shit is addictive
 
Amberlynn and Tammy are birds of a feather. Trashy foul narcissistic cunts who can’t see anything from anyone else’s perspective but their own. They have zero insight, zero empathy, zero higher level reasoning skills, they’re low intelligence, immature barely functional mass consumers of fast products be it food, clothes, or entertainment. Since Tammy is also an animalistic pleasure driven monkey brain that’ll fuck men and/or women, maybe we can convince Emily to give us a twofer of deathfat removal.
 
Eskimoto said:
Amberlynn and Tammy are birds of a feather. Trashy foul narcissistic cunts who can’t see anything from anyone else’s perspective but their own. They have zero insight, zero empathy, zero higher level reasoning skills, they’re low intelligence, immature barely functional mass consumers of fast products be it food, clothes, or entertainment. Since Tammy is also an animalistic pleasure driven monkey brain that’ll fuck men and/or women, maybe we can convince Emily to give us a twofer of deathfat removal.
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i was struggling to find the words to describe my visceral disgust at this shrill old woman and her slatternly niece but you summed it up better than i could have. as has been said already, tamtam needs to fuck entirely off and stay fucked off. you can tell the writers are scraping the bottom of the dumpster this season for side characters.
 
Gumming3082 said:
as fucked up as Tammie is there aren't exactly any options she has for a non-white-trash intervention
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Hard disagree. She always had many other options. Her current crusade is clearly not motivated by wanting better for Amber. If that were the case, she would have at least focused on why she's worried about Amber and about Amber's involvement with feederism/Emily. Instead we got a repeat of the first time she came out with this nonsense, with all the focus on herself and her own victimhood and martyrdom. This was not an "intervention", this was a public cry for attention from a mentally retarded hag with absolutely 0 self awareness. Frankly if I were in Amber's obese shoes I would have cut Tammie off the first time she went to the internet to gossip, or sooner. The lot of them need to be [REDACTED] at this point.
 
I like the Aunt as a side character purely because of how Amber reacts to what the Aunt says. It's equally hilarious and cringey to watch Amberlynn hear her Aunt say something possibly truthful, to then panic read a superchat or laugh like a hyena or tell an unrelated story or act confused or say she was a 22 year old child.

It's like watching an interrogation but she can't figure out how to ask for a lawyer. Emily who?
 
When was the last good tea? WashclothGate? Everyone knows Amber smells, is a glutton, treats her pets and girlfriends poorly, etc. I’m all for the Amber humiliation conga but all these redundant tell alls are like a series of reprints that claimed to be new material because it added one more new detail. Calling it The New Amberlynn Tea Molment Hour is taking the piss after a point. Like if Emily has actual video footage of Amber letting Rarity out, then just fucking do it. Pussyfooting for the coin only further annoys.

Kebab Expert said:
Hard disagree. She always had many other options. Her current crusade is clearly not motivated by wanting better for Amber. If that were the case, she would have at least focused on why she's worried about Amber and about Amber's involvement with feederism/Emily. Instead we got a repeat of the first time she came out with this nonsense, with all the focus on herself and her own victimhood and martyrdom. This was not an "intervention", this was a public cry for attention from a mentally retarded hag with absolutely 0 self awareness. Frankly if I were in Amber's obese shoes I would have cut Tammie off the first time she went to the internet to gossip, or sooner. The lot of them need to be [REDACTED] at this point.
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Tammie, like others in the Amberverse, is not that far from being a lolcow herself. Amber lying about not being allowed to brown bag a lunch is stupid and funny enough. Her drawn out, overblown reaction to it makes her the funnier one in comparison. Of course Amber lies, and often about the stupidest shit atop of it. Taking one so relatively minor that most would laugh at the ridiculousness so personally though, is another thing.
 
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