🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber's parents were SO shitty that Child Protective Services not only noticed, but removed all five kids. Do you realize how awful you have to be for that to happen?
Not an excuse for grown adult Amber to act like she does, just a point of interest.

Tammy seemed to have grand ideas of how she and Amber were going to be best friends and Tammy was going to get to mentor Amber, and young Amber was going to look up to her wise Auntie... but when that didn't happen exactly like she imagined Tammy had no clue how to have a relationship with her.
I do appreciate Tammy for the story of Amber lying about being able to take her lunch to work, but that tea was spilled so long ago the puddle has evaporated.
 
That I'M BORED shirt Amber is wearing is from the Becky era when she weighed 572.4. She's eaten herself out of all of her skinny tarps.
 
Was it ever mentioned what Tammie and Mamalynn were even fighting about? Amber refused to answer. Yet she did disclose that Tammie had cockroaches, had bed bugs so bad she had to get rid of all of her furniture, likes to cheat, and has a child that hates her. Makes me wonder what happened that's so bad between Tammie and Mamalynn that Amber doesn't even want to mention it.

Also its so weird that Tammie has it out for Ambie yet simultaneously seems to watch all of her streams considering she knew all the Tommy lore.
 
I hate mondays said:
had bed bugs so bad she had to get rid of all of her furniture
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Didn't Amber have bed bugs? To the point that when she was in a relationship with Beck and tried to move in with Ricky and whatever she didn't let Beck disclose to the people she literally shared an apartment with know that this woman that she was moving in had a severe bedbug infestation? The only way she could get rid of them was to move out of her house. hippo-crite much?
 
I hate mondays said:
Was it ever mentioned what Tammie and Mamalynn were even fighting about?
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From what I can remember (and I'm not watching it again) MamaLynn wanted to inherit their mom's house, and Tammy wanted MamaLynn to pay her half of the value of it (buying out Tammy's part of the inheritance.)
This whole thing is made trashier because the homeowner and mother of the two isn't even dead yet.
 
Man the Ried's are just a huge pile of self absorbed retards huh?


I wonder if Tammy knows what she's put herself into
 
I'm thinking ol' Auntie Tam Tam was more than a few buzz balls into her evening before she ended up talking at Jordy.
Tammie isn't a Reid, she's a Smith; which only means two lines of fucked up DNA combined to produce the utterly grotesque Amber.

Would FatAl have been A-OK if her parents hadn't been violent addicts? Maybe, maybe not. Some people are assholes all on their own and Amber's got plenty of asshole.
 
marjoram said:
Would FatAl have been A-OK if her parents hadn't been violent addicts? Maybe, maybe not. Some people are assholes all on their own and Amber's got plenty of asshole.
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I think this is the case.

She was a rotten asshole of a kid when she was living with her foster family.

Remember? She was apparently abused by them, despite them taking her to Disney and the foster mom literally giving Amber the shoes off her own feet. (And buying fatty another plane ticket last minute at the kiosk so she can have 2 seats.)

2 things can be true at once: Amber's early life was difficult, but also Amber is a selfish bitch at the core of who she is.
 
KiwiKunt!! said:
Never thought I would ever support Amber but this Aunt Tammie shit = Amber owed her mother nothing - Mamalynn should be grateful that Amber even talks to her - Fuck Aunt Tammie
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I would agree with this if Amber wasn't always saying "my mom is the best person I know" and of course Amber used her when she had no one else to be her caretaker. If not for that, Amber would have nothing to do with her mom.
 
i'm an optimist so i'd like to hope this call with Jordy was the first one in a series and dear auntie spills some more (hopefully less stale) tea

lol @ Mamalynn's justification of Albert getting with a feeder being "well she drives a Jeep" :story:
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Horrible, horrible things.

Im not a dental professional but I reckon she's probably lost a few and they shifted, making her mouth even more fucked up on top of bad oral hygiene.
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I think recently she had to have a few of her back teeth pulled I know she had some incident in the past few months where one of her back teeth literally (i hate using that word but it applies here) crumbled into pieces when she was eating bingo hall slop I would imagine a lot of the back teeth (those always seem to be the most neglected when it comes to people with questionable oral hygiene) are beyond saving at this point
 
Can’t believe Tammie has me in here defending Amberlynn. Mammalynn was such a worthless parent she managed to lose custody of all 5 (?) of her kids and Tammie thinks the kids are the assholes for not putting money on Mammalynn’s books while she was in prison? Just a trash family all around.

Also the reactors are lame, as usual, for letting that shit fly.
 
Dawn Davenport said:
Mammalynn was such a worthless parent she managed to lose custody of all 5 (?) of her kids and Tammie thinks the kids are the assholes for not putting money on Mammalynn’s books while she was in prison?
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She was in prison for trying to choke out their grandmother. Nice little detail that gets lost in the shuffle.
 
Amber sucks for being a grown ass woman who uses her misfortunes as a crutch to be shitty to everyone she comes across. She has had the money, resources, and girlfriends caregivers to get her sorry shelfbutt out of her situation, and she happily chooses not to. Shitty childhood or not, there comes a time where you can't blame your childhood on everything. By age 35, you know right from wrong, and you know what manipulation is. Amber knows exactly what she is doing and that it's wrong, but she doesn't care.

Mamalynn sucks for being an incredibly shitty mother. Not much else that I can say about this ... She should be forever ashamed of herself.

Currently, Amber's relationship with her mom is mutually parasitic. Her mom is trying to make up for the past but is enabling Amber in the process, and Amber wants a caregiver but has no other options at the moment.

I would respect Amber a hell of a lot more if she was not in contact with her mom at all, instead of parading her around the internet, constantly putting her on blast about how shitty of a mom she is for views. If Amber is still that hurt about it, she shouldn't be around her mom. And if Amber has truly forgiven her, then she shouldn't constantly bring it up to guilt her mother.

What a seriously toxic and fucked up family. White trash is correct.
 
I haven’t posted in the Amber thread in years. Yet, upon seeing that she has yet again crawled out from the rock she should’ve stayed under, I would love to remind everyone that Aunt Tammie is a cunt. An absolute cunt.

I’m sorry to have to admit that I was probably one of the people who ran her off of the farms, but her bullshit was just too much. My humanity rose forth. I myself hail from pure white trash, and Tammie proves that not all trash is created equal. To a certain extent, we all have control over our destiny, but goddamn Amber was born with a lot of strikes against her, mostly in the form of her family.

Not exonerating a single goddamn thing Amber has done in her life, but the list of complaints that woman brought about her niece back in the day were something else.

For example: Her niece had been forced into the foster care system because her sister was too much of a disgrace to get off drugs and stay out of a prison yet Aunt Tammie was absolutely appalled by the fact that her niece lies. One of the lies? Evidently, she claimed she’d been taking her lunch to work when she really hadn’t. That was a big thing to Tammie. Her psychologically, scarred and abandoned niece, who clearly had food issues, was lying about food and that was just too much of a betrayal for this wannabe matriarch. How could such a woman of honor deal with that kind of perfidy in her own home? Yeah, her disgusting sister sacrificed all of her children for the pipe, but Amber lied about lunch so better come to the farms to let us know about the great evil lurking around us.

In the years since Tammie shit up the thread over here, Amber has more than proved a worthy cow. But fuck Tammie. Seriously. I know you’re reading this, you sociopath. Show some class and go start a fight in the bingo parking lot instead of doing this shit on online.

ETA: I should mention that I am not trying to shame Jordy for talking to this heinous woman, though I might if he brings her back on for a second go.
 
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All this FatAl drama has reminded me of my very favorite Amber lie of all time. It takes place during the Krystal era and it's a doozy.

Krystal goes downstairs in the morning and texts Amber to get down there because some bad stuff has happened.....It seems (according to FatAl) that during the night Monkey ( the beagle) and Smokey (one of the trio of cats) had conducted a commando raid on the kitchen. Smokey had climbed up to the cabinets and thrown down to Monkey: 3 bananas (which Monkey ate, peels and all), a whole sleeve of caramel rice cakes and a bag of siracha Chex Mix of which Wanda had bought that day for herself. Monkey ate it all and then proceed to lay down several piles of hot, steaming shit.

Now, it's beyond obvious Amber's fat ass hoovered it all herself, no doubt. How dare Wanda buy Al's favorite foods for herself. The nerve!
But the thing I do have a question about--how did all the shit piles get there? I find it difficult but am completely willing to believe FatAl did it herself in order to fix the frame up on Monkey.
She's a criminal mastermind, you know.
 
Hard to keep my stomach from turning when I see how similar aunt Tammie, ALR and mommalynn act, sound, look, etc.

This family is totally rotten at the roots and nothing short of a nuclear strike is going to fix it.
 
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