🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[GLEB]

It’s a love/hate relationship defined by short periods of relative peace dotted among long periods of chaos. Neither of these retards can feel anything unless it’s in extreme. There has to be constant push-pull drama to keep these smooth brained flesh sacks entertained with each other. Amberlynn invents situations where everybody wants to fuck her, she was almost raped, moms boyfriend is molesting her, randos in the grocery store are following her around and flirting, guys at the casino, guys at bingo, guys delivering her food,…every drama with Amberlynn seems to stem from someone wanting to fuck her. She’s delusional, and a liar. I think emily gets disgusted by Amberlynn’s constant grandiose lies and snaps.
Tldr: Amberlynn looks like a melted candle and I wouldn’t fuck her.

 

[General Woundwort]

There's no way a DNA test would show 98% German. For that to happen basically all her ancestors would have to be German, including her parents. With like 1-2 Scandis in there. There's been too much war and crossbreeding for that to happen.
Since Germans include a lot of Norse and Celtic in there, at most it would list something like Northern or Central European. A lot of modern Germans were originally Polish, and the original tribes stretch as far as the Baltics.
98% German is something an American says who thinks European countries have some kind of 'purebred' shit still going on.
Emily is as much German as Amber is Portuguese.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

There's no way a DNA test would show 98% German. For that to happen basically all her ancestors would have to be German, including her parents. With like 1-2 Scandis in there. There's been too much war and crossbreeding for that to happen.
Since Germans include a lot of Norse and Celtic in there, at most it would list something like Northern or Central European. A lot of modern Germans were originally Polish, and the original tribes stretch as far as the Baltics.
98% German is something an American says who thinks European countries have some kind of 'purebred' shit still going on.
Emily is as much German as Amber is Portuguese.

I've done one of those DNA ancestry kits done and you're pretty much on the money. At least with the one I did - Ancestry - the last time I read it, they give something like "German" and then you get a better in-depth reading, saying what part of Germany and how your family could've emigrated and interacted with other ethnic groups.

Ancestry does give the customer a good in-depth look at what they are and how their families could've been affected by immigration. It's actually great if you're a history nerd.

But of course, most people will just take the big number and flex like Emily.


To make this all related to Amber, I actually want her to take one of these tests.

Imagine her trying to figure out the spit tubes, let alone make sense of the information. But her answers would be interesting I think. And she'd flex she's a total Portuguese princess.

 

[Munchie_Minder]

Destiny didn’t come forward it was whoever that pooner ex.

Personally I don’t think Amber gives a f about contacting jade or getting jade back or controlling jade whatever weird reddit conspiracy —there is literally no other content to be had. She goes to bingo and gets groceries with her mom on the weekend otherwise she’s sitting around her apartment.

None of the deathfats in this forum have any friends because none of them can do anything or go anywhere. Even in a hypothetical world where they all had great personalities, can’t go anywhere, can’t do anything, can’t meet anyone.

That’s why I say the survival of her channel is going to depend on her bringing in some nasty moid feeder from the gutter.

Not been following this literal cow for a bit because it was so GD boring; Still a dried up cow, still wearing a fucking nasty ass choker. Gone are the good ole days with the gaycare and Necky, sorry… Neck. Kudos to you who have stuck around to document the decline and collapse of everything but Amber’s weight. Just wanted to make a comment to bring this old comment back to surface: so prescient.

What’s next in the cycle Farmer? I personally don’t think another death fat feeder will enter the cycle for a while; Amber is too narcissistic to actually commit to the kind of “true love” this angel of death fat would require, and let’s be honest, how many true lesbeen super morbid fat fetishests exist that would prefer this over the run of the mill 300-400 pounders? So the breakup and makeup cycle may continue for a bit with Emily because let’s face it, this is the best it’s gonna get for this cow. Sociopathic vs narcissistic is an interesting battle of personality disorders.

Emily is probably pissed she can’t get amber to be completely manipulated and bed bound enough to decomp and die, and amber is probably pissed she can’t manipulate Emily to completely do whatever she wants. Gonna have to search the threads; I want to know if there was any life insurance or whatnot on the previous dead fatty.

I know yall will think I’m crazy but I actually knew a super morbidly obese patient, in real life, that was 60-70 years old (as fat and narcissistic and stupid as Amber) and they had a small life insurance payout. It was like the life insurance company betting the would die sooner than they did, wild shit but the family got a small 5 figure payout.

Whoever wins this battle of the PDs, I definitely think Emily got Amber hooked on feeder type affection and this will cement her never achieving Tammy status.

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Nothing makes me happier than the fact that Amberlynn has officially let "porkahontas" slide as permissible. She's losing control. It used to be whispering about wiping her ass or mentioning the 20 piece McNuggets was almost a fireable offense.

She knows it's an unstoppable force, it's just too good

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

What’s next in the cycle Farmer? I personally don’t think another death fat feeder will enter the cycle for a while; Amber is too narcissistic to actually commit to the kind of “true love” this angel of death fat would require, and let’s be honest, how many true lesbeen super morbid fat fetishests exist that would prefer this over the run of the mill 300-400 pounders? So the breakup and makeup cycle may continue for a bit with Emily because let’s face it, this is the best it’s gonna get for this cow. Sociopathic vs narcissistic is an interesting battle of personality disorders.

We all know that Porkahontas is the dumpee rather than dumper, so the cycle will be like orobouros until such a time as Emily either finds a new source of fap material on demand or just has enough of Amber's histrionics entirely, but tbh Emily is such a sick sociopathic fuck herself that I suspect she actually quite enjoys seeing Amber in the throes of a beepeedee meltdown caused by her.

Amber has now made it crystal clear she doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks or says about her toxic "relationship"; not haydurs, not Alexis, not even her mother, nobody can tell this fat cow *anything*. She will happily keep this pantomime going- especially as long as the Ambabies keep the zoopershats rolling in- until Emily lowers the curtain on it. The pair of them deserve each other.

 

[Baguette]

Emily is so bent on confirming her ancestry so people don't think she's a goombah greaseball.

 

[Hambers Dainty Hands]

Tldr: Amberlynn looks like a melted candle and I wouldn’t fuck her.

Her own girlfriend didn't fuck her for years, although I guess she was also forced to wipe her shitty ass. Ambaby was probably into it anyway.

Thing I'm most curious about is this second video that Snowfag said is on the way. I wonder if he'll still go ahead with it, now that Emily and Amber are probably back together i think that feeder would want her porky-pig to be docile. Which means no more talking to reaction channels

Lost track of how many days I've been asking for this tantrum meltdown. I'm jeeeenuioiiineleeey so curious what she does in it, Amber is so adamant on this NOT being released to the public, so she must do something pretty bad. Any reaction channel that has it PLEASE send it to me I pinkie swear I'll keep it anonymous xo

Bit depressed that things are slowing down, praying there's another beepeedee crashout soon.

 

[janeir0]

Emily is so bent on confirming her ancestry so people don't think she's a goombah greaseball.

Feeder? Okay
Italian? FUCK NO

 

[monet]

Lost track of how many days I've been asking for this tantrum meltdown. I'm jeeeenuioiiineleeey so curious what she does in it, Amber is so adamant on this NOT being released to the public, so she must do something pretty bad.

it feels like she’s too adamant about it, it reminds me of the cookie video and how much she exaggerated how intimate it was. I fear it might not be that impressive of a crash out.

 

[WasabiPastas]

it feels like she’s too adamant about it, it reminds me of the cookie video and how much she exaggerated how intimate it was. I fear it might not be that impressive of a crash out.

Porky spent 11 years on the internet without showing laygs, it might be that it's a normal crashout of the kind she does on stream twice a week, but pantsless. That would be bad enough that her narc soul will be horrified at the prospect that the internet will see the hideousness that lays underneath the layggings.

 

[bratexceptimjustabitch]

Porky spent 11 years on the internet without showing laygs, it might be that it's a normal crashout of the kind she does on stream twice a week, but pantsless. That would be bad enough that her narc soul will be horrified at the prospect that the internet will see the hideousness that lays underneath the layggings.

I agree with this take on it. Amber has filmed herself and gone on livestreams when she’s upset, sometimes even high or drunk and showed her own ass. She would probably defend her “BPD tantrum” in that video that Emily has as standing up for herself and of course her beepeedee diagnosis.

But we’ve only ever seen Amber’s legs when she has pants on (thank goodness). She was very adamant when addressing this that she was “half-naked” in that video, and I don’t even want to know what she considers as “half-naked.” If it were an audio recording only then she probably wouldn’t care about it as much, but since she’s visible in it at an angle that she couldn’t set up and control herself at then she doesn’t want anyone to see it. She is very superficial and vain.

Edit: I think that she would be more bothered by this leaking than she was the cookie video because the cookie video she filmed it by herself and set up that angle to where the viewer could only see her from just a little bit past her shoulders and up, that’s it.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

The BEEPEEEEDEEEE meltdown vid is probably locked in snowflakes vault. Where it will die, in the dark.

I'm now under the impression that the meltdown vid is fake and gay, manufactured for clicks, just like cookiegate

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

Apparently Aunt Tammy is wanting to spill some tea on our Porkie Princess, Griftflake is in her comments recommending she go to Hecticana with it. I pray she doesn’t go to Karina Kaboom because her voice makes me want to give myself a lobotomy

 

[Even more 8008135]

STOP SIPPING AND START SPILLING FOR FUCK'S SAKE

All of this half-assed, kinda-sorta, maybe-maybe not bullshit is pissing me off. If you have something, put it out there once and for all, or else fuck all the way off.

 

[The Ghost of Rarity]

STOP SIPPING AND START SPILLING FOR FUCK'S SAKE

All of this half-assed, kinda-sorta, maybe-maybe not bullshit is pissing me off. If you have something, put it out there once and for all, or else fuck all the way off.

Has she said she was going to spill tea before? I’ve heard of her being kind of a hater before but don’t know if she ever actually “spilled” anything of value

 

[It's All So Tiresome]

I pray she doesn’t go to Karina Kaboom because her voice makes me want to give myself a lobotomy

Agreed, Karina is really grating and is an incredible display of a broken record. However, Karina is the true final boss of Ambo. Snowflake gets a lot of her attention because she secretly really enjoys his content and he responds to her every move in the way she expects. Snowflake filled the void of the gay segregationist, Zachary Michael. Someone she can have a back and forth with. Snowflake is an easy back and forth target for Amber because he isn't afraid to call her fat and smelly. Something Karina refuses to do because she believes herself to be above it. (yeah right).

I think if a leaker went to Karina, Amber would start funding hitmen or actually stick to ignoring something. She truly despises Karina and I bet she has a few bounties out with her closest instagram obese henchwomen to get her information.

 

[Pange]

Has she said she was going to spill tea before? I’ve heard of her being kind of a hater before but don’t know if she ever actually “spilled” anything of value

Considering this is Amber's family I'm sure there may be some truth in there sprinkled in with all of the lies and so it's really going to be worthless tea. we will all be speculating over the rumors. And Big Al will just deny everything and call her a liar.

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

A bit off topic, but has anyone here been following the unfolding situation of this woman on TikTok named Kendra who is obsessed with her psychiatrist and has an unbelievably insane delusion that her psychiatrist was manipulating and grooming her with absolutely no evidence? Mentioning this because some of her completely unhinged behavior mirrors ALR's. Self victimization, main character syndrome, somehow thinking everyone is obsessed with her, using AI to validate her beliefs, and full belief that her delusion is the truth. The way ALR was acting this past weekend is almost exactly the same. It's really worth checking out if you're interested in Amber-esque bullshit without the Amber-esque snooze factor. Considering Amber's constant use of TikTok, I wonder if she'll talk about this at some point.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

STOP SIPPING AND START SPILLING FOR FUCK'S SAKE

All of this half-assed, kinda-sorta, maybe-maybe not bullshit is pissing me off. If you have something, put it out there once and for all, or else fuck all the way off.

Well if she spills all at once, it wouldn't be foreplay, would it?