🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It was a perfect start to my morning tbh. Nothing like seeing some narc rage to destress.

As for those videos Emily supposedly has, I'd say they have far more potential than those nothingburger cookie videos. Narc temper tantrum while naked? That oughta be the the best thing since the Becky washcloth reveal.
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I'd do it if I weren't busy, but honestly, you're robbing yourself if you're not gonna watch the first genuinely entertaining thing to come from Amber in months. Just put it on and let the dulcet tones of Amber baby-raging whisk you away to the gorlworld warzone.
 
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As for those videos Emily supposedly has, I'd say they have far more potential than those nothingburger cookie videos. Narc temper tantrum while naked? That oughta be the the best thing since the Becky washcloth reveal.
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As funny as it would be to see those videos (and potentially laaaaaaaygs), wouldn't they be classified as revenge porn and/or would Amber have a solid enough justification to file a police report calling it that? As it is, I see it as Emily dangling it over Amber's head as revenge for the physical abuse and it would definitely trigger the mother of all narc injuries (second only to the washcloth twerking from Becky), but it would come at a potentially steep price for Emily to release them.
 
the gorls may not be aware, but in Lowtax's epic multi-year meltdown prior to his suicide, he was accused of physical abuse by his short-term BPD fling. The story went that she woke him up from a pill and alcohol stupor on the couch, and he freaked out and hit her. She posted about this on social media and the immediately regretted it. They came up with a different story: he tried to get up, but his toes were very sweaty, so he tripped and fell on her.

Amberlynn just had sweaty toes.
 
Amber being half naked in the video is likely being overblown, she's probably sitting around with no pants on like she would do in videos with Destiny back in the day.
Even if she is undressed, Emily could just blur the video so nothing shows. That's pretty easy to do, I would think.
 
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Amber being half naked in the video is likely being overblown, she's probably sitting around with no pants on like she would do in videos with Destiny back in the day.
Even if she is undressed, Emily could just blur the video so nothing shows. That's pretty easy to do, I would think.
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I'm fairly sure porcahontas's body is self censoring.
 
It’s funny because she always talked about how her relationship with slommi was the most perfect and “gentle love” she had ever felt when so much shit was going on in the sidelines.

Also, a decade later she is still continues to justify her lying under the guise of “protecting others”.

I’m just happy things are picking up again in the hamberverse :biggrin:
 
If only you know how bad things really are.
Amberlynn Sneed.webp
 
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Is it me or has twonk lost some weight? Looks like her rib cage is starting to show. That “fatty tumour” that the doctors “won’t biopsy” could possibly be something more insidious than what she’s saying (shocking). Absolutely no way she would have put her on a diet or even give her proper medical care if she is sick. It would be great if whatever actually happened to Rarity could be leveraged to get animal protective services to remove those poor creatures from her shit hole. Or maybe even the likelihood that they’re living in squalor. It’s too bad they don’t usually do anything—Cobes is the perfect example of that (RIP Puff). Even if nothing came of it, it would be nice to send her again. Her house of lahs are crumbling and her damage control is something to behold. Keeping on digging Victim-lynn.

(Note: I caught some of the livestream last night but not the proof of life so I may just be ignorantly speculating based off of this screenshot. I just want those animals removed from her “care” so bad.)
 
Take a shot every time she says genuinely.

Kidding. You’d die.

Porkcahontas is still so fucking funny to me.
 
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