🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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If she is dead then that means the reactors are gonna have to get a REAL job.

Better tighten up that resume Jordy and Snowflake. I dunno if employers are gonna view snarking on a fat bitch online as a skill set.

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Peerless Cucumber said:
This is the most beautiful & autistic thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for the belly laugh.

Can we get dates on the comments? I feel like we didn’t know about Amber giving Emily tupperware until well after that comment was made. I’ll have to go digging around myself to confirm.

Bless you, gorl.
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Hi! So, I reformatted the .jsonl and these were the only rows that were relevant to a "date". If anyone knows what these numbers mean, do share. Other than that, I'm still working on her posts.jsonl. For some reason they don't go into spreadsheets as smoothly as comments do. It appears that she mostly browsed subreddits for bone collecting, arrowheads, fossils etc.

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This is probably just Amber and her totally-not-my-GF feeder Emily N Franz trying to drive some traffic to Amber’s wheezing, sputtering channel.
People will buzz to Amber on various platforms asking her to confirm or deny, and she gets content to sit on her fat arse and yap about.
The “tea” is garbage, just enough to get die-hard Reddit fags talking.
 
No big Al the cat killer still has plenty of suffering to do. We will get an actual bed bound arc sooner than you think
 
So Amber faked a rumor about her death to deflect from Emily confirming what we pretty much knew already.

This bish so boring that even when something happens, nothing happens.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
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I'd say Amber goes lower, because why keep the story in its Amber should could of thought she seemed so smart as a kid, or just to shade her mother is what I really think, its a horrible story and example of neglect on mamalynns part but doesn't make her monster just neither of them have the emotional capacity to realize how fucked up that story was. Can't say much because noone of us know mamalynn irl.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
If she is dead then that means the reactors are gonna have to get a REAL job.

Better tighten up that resume Jordy and Snowflake. I dunno if employers are gonna view snarking on a fat bitch online as a skill set.

Edit - I can’t type for shit
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I think they'll be fine just move on the other people the world doesn't revolve around her
 
“Amberlynn is dead” is the most recycled lie in the verse either produced by bored Amberlynn watchers, or the lard herself. Any “credible” sources are just random X or Facebook posts posting whatever to garner attention, where the only proof they can show are messages between two anonymous people saying “hurr I heard Amblerynn is dead, Twinkie approached me in a dream and told me she was rolled out by an EMT after eating too many wings”, great sleuthing. As interesting as a death arc would sound, we’re not there yet, it may not be now, but it’s not looking too far away.
They’re trying to pull the same whatever’s with Eugenia too right now, like please, only so many Lolcow deaths at once guys.
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Emily talking shit about Jordy.

He talks a lot of shit about other people’s appearances for someone who looks like he does. His facial hair? It’s patchier than Amberlynn’s upload schedule during a breakup. The vibe is “gas station clerk who vapes indoors and tells you he used to be in a band.”
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That's an impressively accurate assessment of Jordy, who looks like a vape became a person.

If Emily has so much "tea" to spill, she should just get it out there and stop planting the seeds with vague Reddit comments. Can I believe that Rarity got "lost" when Emily said it was time for Amber to leave? Yes, and that was the speculation, anyway. Can I believe that Amber would destroy photos of an ex in a jealous outburst? Without any difficulty. These vague saying it-but-not-saying it comments are frustrating, though, and that's how things get repeated so much that they become true without ever actually being frustrated. I don't have any respect for Emily and am not going to gain it if she tells all, but I can admit that I'm always interested in the image versus the reality of Amber's life. The image she presents is grim enough, sure, but I do love some messiness.

She probably got the PE idea from Chantal, who has had them before (and, amazingly, continues to fly while having discontinued her anticoagulant therapy years ago).
 
Bonkers867 said:
There’s a few idiots in her YouTube comments saying RIP
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Okay obviously she's not dead but I'm laughing at these comments. They're obviously her. No one would ever say that about her… besides Amber herself.

Also Emily needs to fuck off. She wants the 'best' of both. She wants all the attention and people talking to her (not about her), but she doesn't want the bad part of it like people critiquing her. She's so damn defensive.
 
On Hecticana's latest video he has a pinned comment saying that "Romeo is real." This could mean any number of things but I have a feeling the kitten thing is legit and she is going to love the new fans this brings her.
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It's All So Tiresome said:
On Hecticana's latest video he has a pinned comment saying that "Romeo is real." This could mean any number of things but I have a feeling the kitten thing is legit and she is going to love the new fans this brings her.
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Well it can’t be as bad as Guntal and Smokey, the cat she had for all of 72 hours before abandoning it.

I hope it likes stale cat food and the smell of piss, shit, and wax melts because that’s gonna it’s life until Amber decides she needs to let it “be free.”
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
On Hecticana's latest video he has a pinned comment saying that "Romeo is real." This could mean any number of things but I have a feeling the kitten thing is legit and she is going to love the new fans this brings her.
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it can’t mean “any number of things” amber now has a new kitten that she had named Romeo, this was leaked on tiktok and where the Emily was replying to people in the comments.
 
So let’s just recap:
Amber left the door open so Rarity could escape on purpose because she was told to gtfo,
During a fight with Emily while staying at her house she vandalized photos of Colleen,
Amber then got yet ANOTHER new kitten to unhappily occupy 600 sq/ft of living space with a heaving, stinking, 600lbs elephant woman and a older male cat.
All now canon and another amazing way Amber Reid will be remembered when she finally completes committing slow-motion suicide by fork.
I wonder if she even considered the fact that the kittens’ life expectancy exceeds her own. Hope you have an end of life plan in place, Amber. Selfish cunt.

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The fat narc can't even take a giant shit due to being constipated, backed up from all her sock accounts screaming RIP ALR RIP Eugenia. So reaction channels are taking their massive shots for all to study instead
 
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