🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[WasabiPastas]

Once again, the side characters proving they're the only interesting thing in the Amberverse.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

We can only hope that brave Oklahoman attention whore à la FFG rises to the occasion of saving Wasabi when Amber ''accidentally" let' s him explore too hard when she gets carted somewhere by Mommalynn.

 

[Insulin reid]

Wake up cat spergs. Ambo might have a new kitty! How God has forsaken us.
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Could all be bullshit. She has been cagey with the streams recently. Maybe not wanting people to hear any meowing.

Thats a quiet cat if she can just shut it in her one bedroom apartment and film in the living room. When you get a cat, or move them to another home they scream like fuck for a while and because its a kitten, the kitten would need a lot more attention from its new owner. If she does have a cat its already given up on being attended to.

Her being cagey could also be anything. She's been going through something and that vague negativity wouldn't be something happy like a new kitten, I hope this is just a rumor someones spreading because ambers been boring as fuck lately. I could see her saying vague positive things like shes healing growing or giving off "mother" vibes. Shes stuck in child mode, I dont think shes adding another animal to not chip, collar, and get shit on for just adopting another animal if shes not gonna take care of them.

 

[Peerless Cucumber]

I was able to download and put all her comments/what subreddits they were in into a spreadsheet. I had a little bit of trouble formatting her posts though (they just come out as nothing but gibberish from the .jsonl conversion), so I'll update y'all as soon as I can get them in a clean sheet.

Also, Emily Franz of Clarity Care Wisconsin;View attachment 7637095

This is the most beautiful & autistic thing I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you for the belly laugh.

Can we get dates on the comments? I feel like we didn’t know about Amber giving Emily tupperware until well after that comment was made. I’ll have to go digging around myself to confirm.

Bless you, gorl.

 

[pippeyyy]

Here is a collection of comments she made before nuking her account.

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Hopefully the autists here can find more.

Edit : One more

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Edit 2 : God speed @Sarah Connor

Once again proving that we know ALR better than ALR knows ALR. We knew she'd pull a stunt when she had to go back home, we just assumed it would be some medical emergency. We didn't think she was as terrible as she is, our only mistake.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I went through the pdf @Sarah Connor made and picked out what I thought was relevant. Sadly we just have what Emily has to say and a lot of it is responses to comments we can’t see.

Amber being a cheap POS and thinking that being feedie means sitting on your ass all day as someone takes care of you.

Tommy got her Billie Ellish tickets and she got Tommy Tupperware and coloring books for Christmas. So I don’t think that’s the case for that one either. She also wasn’t vlogging at all while she was on Wisconsin. I bet she was banking on Tommy paying for everything so she could quit YouTube.

My conclusion : Both these idiots thought they could scam each other

Emily wanting an “Ambercon”

We need an Ambercon, all the reaction channels and ex’s meet up in person and do a panel Q&A with meet and greets.

My conclusion: Emily wanted either fame or more likely MONEY for having to deal with fatso

Emily speculates on Amber’s actions

She was 100% jealous of her. I wouldn’t be surprised if she did something to the photos in Emily’s house during a tantrum.

My conclusion: this ain’t speculation. It’s what actually happened

More speculation from Emily

After Alexis’s use of the crumbl still shots from the video, I thinks she’s “walnut”
I think she seemed a lot more happy and in love when talking about Colleen that n she did with Amber. She always had dead eyes when with Amber. In pictures with Colleen’s she had life behind her eyes. I think Amber made her post that shit because she was jealous of the Colleen posts and would have a narc meltdown if she didn’t.

My conclusion: this ain’t speculation. It’s what actually happened. Amber made that video for Emily and she shared it with Alexis. Also Emily is a sick feeder.

Emily pointing out Amber’s stupidity

I think in a vlog from when they were first together they saw the northern lights and amber said she didn’t know what they were and had to google it.t

My conclusion : Amber dumb and didn’t know about Northern lights. Not shocking at all.

Emily talking shit about Jordy.

He talks a lot of shit about other people’s appearances for someone who looks like he does. His facial hair? It’s patchier than Amberlynn’s upload schedule during a breakup. The vibe is “gas station clerk who vapes indoors and tells you he used to be in a band.”

My conclusion: She is right. He’s a gossipy fag who spends all day online.

Emily owns up to being a feeder

What has she lied about? If anything she called Amberlynn out for lying about hiding the feeder stuff.

My conclusion : Amber was too embarrassed to admit the only people interested in her are feeders

Emily talking about DIB (Diabetic in the Basement)

The DIB got felony charges for her abuse against Emily and he tried to twist the narrative into it being Emily’s fault.

My conclusion: I don’t know what to make of this one. I believe Amber is the DIB but then Emily uses the pronoun “he.” Assuming she just mistyped and meant “she” then maybe Amber tried to get back at Emily for her kicking Amber out.

I was incorrect. Thank you @janeir0 for the clarification and @StrawberryDouche for the context.

Last thoughts : Emily was posting on multiple different subreddits over the course of about one year, some which have now been banned. For example, the Billie Ellis comment was from on that is no longer accessible.

 

[Constellationzero]

Also, Emily Franz of Clarity Care Wisconsin

Where does this sick fuck work now? Clarity Care claims she's has never worked for them. We know that claim is horseshit. She probably got fired. But she has a house to maintain, so which negligent company does she work for now?

We need an Ambercon, all the reaction channels and ex’s meet up in person and do a panel Q&A with meet and greets.

No, the fuck you DON'T. Knock it off trying to keep this fat, useless piece of shit relevant. Zachary Michael needs to get a Goddamn 9 to 5 job as it is, and we don't need any more of the cowess with the Rhoda Morgenstern voice shunting Kermits into everything.

Emily is a sick feeder.

Truer words were never said.

 

[janeir0]

The DIB got felony charges for her abuse against Emily and he tried to twist the narrative into it being Emily’s fault.

My conclusion: I don’t know what to make of this one. I believe Amber is the DIB but then Emily uses the pronoun “he.” Assuming she just mistyped and meant “she” then maybe Amber tried to get back at Emily for her kicking Amber out.

DIB is a coworker Emily dated before Colleen. Jordy interviewed *another* coworker of theirs via text messages to get the scoop of what happened between them, Jordy is probably who the "he" is. I don't think it was particularly pro Emily and he definitely snarked on the whole situation while presenting the texts on his livestream. Probably made Emily mad

 

[StrawberryDouche]

DIB is a coworker Emily dated before Colleen. Jordy interviewed *another* coworker of theirs via text messages to get the scoop of what happened between them,

There are also court records which were posted here. That person actually got some jail time, if I remember right.

Jordy is probably who the "he" is. I don't think it was particularly pro Emily and he definitely snarked on the whole situation while presenting the texts on his livestream. Probably made Emily mad

Jordy -who is a scumbag- was repeatedly calling Emily a serial killer, and he was not joking. She would have every right to be mad.

 

[Pange]

I was able to download and put all her comments/what subreddits they were in into a spreadsheet. I had a little bit of trouble formatting her posts though (they just come out as nothing but gibberish from the .jsonl conversion), so I'll update y'all as soon as I can get them in a clean sheet.

Also, Emily Franz of Clarity Care Wisconsin;View attachment 7637095

Not gonna lie. Keeping up with the DoorDashion

 

[911truth4kidz]

I wonder if she ever posted here. Ew. When Amber hears Emily Franz successfully astroturfed Amberverse subreddits, we might be in for a performative sexuality TikTok phase. Batten down the hatches and man the harpoons.

 

[WasabiPastas]

The highly regarded people over at the subreddit and youtube are having a meltdown speculating about ALR'S death.

It's obvious bullshit, I can't even pretend to be interested about a fake death rumor.

 

[NawImGood]

... speculating about ALR'S death.

Could you elaborate for those of us who have no idea what you're talking about, please.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Could you elaborate for those of us who have no idea what you're talking about, please.

People are replying to her videos with "RIP". Someone claimed ALR died last night of a pulmonary embolism. Of course no proof has been provided but people are running with it

 

[Bonkers867]

There’s a few idiots in her YouTube comments saying RIP

 

[Lilacs On Fire]

Rest in ham

 

[KittiestKitty]

The bitch ain't dead til we see a legit obituary of her.

 

[TardiX]

I can't even pretend to be interested about a fake death rumor.

I can barely be interested in a real death. Big fat fatty dies of fat. Wow.

 

[disorder in a system]

Can't wait for Josh's person stream on her like five years from now if she did die.

 

[Even more 8008135]

People are replying to her videos with "RIP". Someone claimed ALR died last night of a pulmonary embolism. Of course no proof has been provided but people are running with it

Oh for fuck's sake ... the "ALR not posting, must be ded, RIP " bullshit again.