🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber claims that the tooth teddy bear stuffing story was a ol’ family classic that they tell everyone and laugh about, but when her mom was telling it Amber was cackling and acting shocked at the details? She was blown away by how smart she was like it was the first time she’s heard it…

Also Amber looks absolutely insane in this vlog. It’s been nearly 2 days and my brain is still not able to register the pigtail Minnie Mouse cosplay
 
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Is she still with Emily? Is that protein shakes helping her entire orbit grow to the gigantic proportions that she's sporting now. She's probably grown 3 dress sizes between those two pictures.
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Amber is still wearing the heart ring from their time together on her ring finger, so my guess is she is either with Emily in a secret relationship or trying to “win” her back by gaineeeeeeeeen.
 
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Of course Amber would have car sickness, the bitch hates moving.
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Reminds me of an internet post where someone thought when you pick up a snail and move it, it must be freaking out cause its like going the speed of light in snail terms of speed.
 
Neko GF said:
Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=tryxmhhVdEg
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something is wrong with me, new diagnosis, & starting a new medicine _ vlog.mp4
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@WasabiPastas summarized this one quite succinctly (thanks for that dude 😘). Having checked out the video for myself though, not having to watch out for anything, I realized just how much filler talk she uses. Shit like "we should all be grateful for something today". How do her genuine supporters watch this?

The only thing I'd like to address is the segment in which she adresses all the attention and dms she's gotten from people on instagram regarding what she uploaded in her last vlog, namely the revelation that she was still in a crib at 4 and her stuffing her rotten teeth with cotton so they wouldn't hurt as she drank from her bottle (still at 4).

She seems to be genuinely surprised that this was odd to people, since apparently Amber & parents usually share this story with family and associates because they found it funny. And truly, watching that segment was bizarre, like I had just entered the white trash Twilight Zone. Three generations of women, laughing and having a gay old time talking about how the youngest would stuff her rotten maw with cotton just to stave off the pain.

She thought this was normal, which makes me wonder just how little socialization she had with other kids, as I don't know anyone personally that wouldn't go "uhm, what the fuck?" hearing something like that. Probably unsurprisingly little, since she was massive at a young age already. Furthermore, I know a very, very long time ago someone proposed the theory that the reason the kids were removed from the house was cuz Amber told a teacher the (likely fake) story of how she heroically saved her baby brother from the curtains trying to save him, but, could it also have been rotpatcher Amber that had them alarmed?

Lastly, remember, this was normal for her. Whenever she brought up child trauma in the past, she brought up such horrific incidents like being forced to drink skim milk instead of regular because she was just so fucking fat. She even said in that other vlog that she was so smart to figure out a way to keep consooming through the pain. Everything's fine so long as she can stuff her gullet, but mess with that and all of a sudden it's child abuse.

Fucking LOL. Amber and her priorities were fucked from the word GO. She never stood a chance. I'd feel bad, but considering she killed two cats by now, I'm not gonna bother looking for my sympathy bone.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Amber claims that the tooth teddy bear stuffing story was a ol’ family classic that they tell everyone and laugh about, but when her mom was telling it Amber was cackling and acting shocked at the details? She was blown away by how smart she was like it was the first time she’s heard it…

Also Amber looks absolutely insane in this vlog. It’s been nearly 2 days and my brain is still not able to register the pigtail Minnie Mouse cosplay
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The thing that trips me out about that story - besides the fact that's it's negligent as fuck if that's how it actually happened - is that kids put things in their mouths so I don't see why she would see it as an indicator of how "smart" of a kid she was. She loves to find anything that makes her special but if shit like that was happening, it's no fucking wonder she got scooped up into foster care. No normal person would find that story AMUSING
 
lostinwoods said:
Amber has the most fucked up deformed body of all the fatties. Chantal looks normal compared to fat AL.
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Guntal has her beat stomach wise. I’m trying to find it but that infamous photo of her stomach with the red band around the belt button area haunts my dreams. There is a reason why Chantal is called “The Gunt.”

Also Amber at least has her hair and, dare I say, could have been cute (for trailer trash that is) if she didn’t weight so much. Had she been a somewhat normal weight then some yokel would have impregnated her by now.

Also Amber has lucked out and hasn’t lost any teeth (yet) that we can easily see.

Every thing else though is pure freak show with her arms and legs taking the crown. Fucking sagging bowling balls for triceps and rotting tree trunks for legs.

Overall tho I’m gonna give the award to Cuntal mainly because we are (or at least were) able to actually see the freak show from time to time. If Amber nuts up (or becomes desperate enough for either money or attention) and shows us the gams then I’d say you are right.
 
lostinwoods said:
Amber has the most fucked up deformed body of all the fatties. Chantal looks normal compared to fat AL.
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Chantal's side profile is absolutely fucked though, she looks like a glove filled with nom-newtonian fluid.

However, face and general looks wise, Chantal absolute takes the shit-encrusted cake. Something about her entire ensemble is just deepy vile. The rat face, the balding, the way she shambles about... It's something I wouldn't be surprised to see in Outlast.

This may be the only time I am in favor of the muslim dress code for women cuz it acts like a nice garbage bag to keep the true extent of her horrifying appearance at bay.

Amber could never reach Chantal's level.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
The thing that trips me out about that story - besides the fact that's it's negligent as fuck if that's how it actually happened - is that kids put things in their mouths so I don't see why she would see it as an indicator of how "smart" of a kid she was. She loves to find anything that makes her special but if shit like that was happening, it's no fucking wonder she got scooped up into foster care. No normal person would find that story AMUSING
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That's the entire reason she left it in, she wanted everyone to see how SMRT and resourceful she was at 4 years old. Once we all pointed out how negligent it was and how fucked up her childhood was, it was just a bonus for her to squeeze for sympathy points.
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Crazy physiology
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Her back deposits are probably a bit more exaggerated than they would normally be due to them being pushed up by the shelf. I assumed it was from Torrid tights that her the rear seemed to form an acute angel, until seeing this anatomy study in a video.
Considering the bedbound era and Beck’s story about needing to drag the menstrual magic carpet out for in the living room, this is the result of her body coping with her inability to comfortably sit upright. She’s form-fitting to pillow mountain.
 

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Wake up cat spergs. Ambo might have a new kitty! How God has forsaken us.
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Could all be bullshit. She has been cagey with the streams recently. Maybe not wanting people to hear any meowing.
 
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Oh boy how long until Wasabi “explores too hard” after she informs us about how he doesn’t like the new kitten?
Would just like to say how bonkers it is that Salah is a better cat parent than both of our resident cat killers/torturers
 
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Wake up cat spergs. Ambo might have a new kitty! How God has forsaken us.
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Could all be bullshit. She has been cagey with the streams recently. Maybe not wanting people to hear any meowing.
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Romeo? Nah Im just gonna call the cat RR — rarity’s replacement.

Between her fat ass and the other pets using pee pads and dirty litter boxes, I bet that apartment smells like ass.

Edit - spelling errors. I shouldn’t post while tired from work
 
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Emily just tried to post on reddit to report “emily tea” but forgot to crop her account at the bottom of the screenshot, revealing her account.

Then she nuked the reddit account minutes after people pointed it out.

If this is real and not some larper, that is hilarious.

Edit: Formatting and added the username before it was nuked

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I was able to download and put all her comments/what subreddits they were in into a spreadsheet. I had a little bit of trouble formatting her posts though (they just come out as nothing but gibberish from the .jsonl conversion), so I'll update y'all as soon as I can get them in a clean sheet.

Also, Emily Franz of Clarity Care Wisconsin; images.webp
 

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