🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Major Pain]

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No words, just this

Booba looking layyygs

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Good on MamaLynn for 10 years of sobriety.

Also MamaLynn:

Taking her morbidly obese, hypertensive daughter for sugary desserts

Stopping the car (and filming!!) for some very unsafe firework watching

Modeling no shame- HA HA!! your unhappy childhood!! And it was worse!!

If MamaBibb were around with me in that shih tzu hair style, she would have sat her ass down until I combed it out.

Slay mamas!

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=tryxmhhVdEg
Local Archive:
something is wrong with me, new diagnosis, & starting a new medicine _ vlog.mp4

Woah lot of shit to unpack in this one.

Amber maybe finally seeing the results of her horrible diet.


Her hand after she was scratching it with a pair of scissors. Itchy hands can be a sign of liver failure.

As @Bibbity Bobbity pointed out, Methmomma takes her super morbidly obese daughter to get frozen yogurt (at least it’s not ice cream!!) after a doctors visits that includes future lab work for potential liver (she doesn’t end of getting said lab work due to fat reasons) issues and she also pulls over on the side of a fucking freeway to look at fire workers (tho in her defense, it seems like just a general Oklahoma white trash thing to do based on the other cars seen.)

Amber defends her mother’s horrible story of child neglect saying that her mother gives her permission to say that shit because “it’s her story too” aka she can monetize it.

Amber is afraid taking her blood pressure medicine even though her resting heart rate is over 150/100.

Amber has always dangle health scares in other get them clicks but I think she might actually be serious this time. Her lips are almost blue in some of the shots especially when she isn’t bothered to set up her lighting.

She gonna die before her mother that’s for sure. If I was Methmomma I’d would try to some basic estate planning going since her YouTube channel will probably be producing some amount of money after Amber’s death.

Til then we are just gonna watch her rot away.

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Edit - spelling and syntax

 

[WasabiPastas]

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=tryxmhhVdEg
Local Archive:
something is wrong with me, new diagnosis, & starting a new medicine _ vlog.mp4

Things that happened in this vlog:
Has hypertension, subscribed pills for it and then doesn't take them because of anxietee.
Shows off a big ass frozen yogurt.
Whines about her childhood traumas.
Increased her Zoloft from 50mg to 100mg.
Scratches her hands bloody because she has liver problems or whatever? idk. We'll see. Probably bullshit.
Is late to get to her labs, and doesn't do them. Probably because she's fat.
Didn't find the time to weigh in. lol.
"Has a lot going on behind the scenes". lol.
Keeps wearing absurd pigtails (Thanks for the correction).
"Some woman just said she liked my whole vibe". Sure.
Parked on a side of the bridge and films the fireworks. This might be the first actual vlog style situation type deal that she filmed in years.

This wasn't a super boring vlog. Still boring. Still fat. Just not super boring like we're used to. Still super fat though.

 

[Seong Hwa]

In her new vlog Al says she wants to take zoloft for the rest of her life.

Place your bets now how many videos until we hear "I hate taking medicine" and/or "the side effects are too much for me" so she's quitting zoloft.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Woah lot of shit to unpack in this one.

Amber maybe finally seeing the results of her horrible diet.


Her hand after she was scratching it with a pair of scissors. Itchy hands can be a sign of liver failure.

First thought was she got athlete's foot on her dirty ass hands. She' had rampant out of control athletes foot for years on her feet and legs.

Second thought, as she claims its only red from her scratching at it (with fucking scissors) is neuropathy. The itching is dying nerves.

Or you know, her liverboob is killing her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's giveeeeeeen... inflation fetish Minnie Mouse, love that for her!

 

[McBoogerBall]

Found on X, 2024 to 2025. The new dress is definitely giving a shitty plus size Minnie Mouse Halloween costume you find at Spirit.

 

[FatalTater]

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It's giveeeeeeen... inflation fetish Minnie Mouse, love that for her!

It's giving mental illness.

 

[Insulin reid]

Good on MamaLynn for 10 years of sobriety.

Also MamaLynn:

Taking her morbidly obese, hypertensive daughter for sugary desserts

Stopping the car (and filming!!) for some very unsafe firework watching

Modeling no shame- HA HA!! your unhappy childhood!! And it was worse!!

If MamaBibb were around with me in that shih tzu hair style, she would have sat her ass down until I combed it out.

Slay mamas!

Isnt this almost exactly what happened last year where her and her mom went out to eat and watched fireworks on the side of the road and everyone was saying how it was unsafe last year too? I thought I maybe fat fingered the pages and went back but its literally the same shit different day.

First thought was she got athlete's foot on her dirty ass hands. She' had rampant out of control athletes foot for years on her feet and legs.

She would wash her hands till they cracked and bled because she can still reach them. Anything else she cant easily reach is never washed or taken care of properly thats why she over does the things she can reach like her teeth for example. Gotta even everything out to feel better.

Second thought, as she claims its only red from her scratching at it (with fucking scissors) is neuropathy. The itching is dying nerves.

Or you know, her liverboob is killing her.

Oh well. As long as ambie has all the door dash she can ever desire she will be ok. Theres always tomorrow afterall.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Jesus she looks like a 34 year old handicapped person who got to pick out her own outfit for the first time. I can't believe her mom will be seen in public with her. Actually, maybe I can.

Speaking of her mom, watching her vlog, where mommy has to once again take her adult toddler to a doctors appointment, in the year or so she has lived in OK, how much time has her mom had to take off from work for her? We know she took a week off to drive her and her animals across country to move in with her feeder? Mother's day she spent all night in the ER for a phantom chest pain and I doubt she went to work after staying up all night. Then that week alone, Amber went to urgent care at least once, the ER twice and her primary care. Plus all the other appointments Amber always has.

Not to mention, she also now is expected to hang with Amber every weekend day, plus BINGO a few times a week. I bet "step-dad" loves that. Even when he tags along he can't even sit in the front seat, because this fat fuck can't fit in the back.

 

[lemon_zest]

Even when he tags along he can't even sit in the front seat, because this fat fuck can't fit in the back.

I assumed the back would be easier for a megafat

 

[sugartits]

I assumed the back would be easier for a megafat

I could see ALR HOGGING the radio or faking car sickness. Maybe the step dad knows they are both loud ass yappers so it’s safer (and calmer) to hide his ass in the back. Or fat who knows.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Of course Amber would have car sickness, the bitch hates moving.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

I assumed the back would be easier for a megafat

It’s not; I have had to drive one before in a standard size vehicle and it was easier to essentially slide them in sideways to a front seat pushed all the way back and leaned way back than trying to duck in and through in to a back seat, even with the front seat all the forward.

 

[Lidl Drip]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"



...why does she think her back rolls are sexy, is that a feeder thing?

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"

Crazy physiology. Bitch is literally built like Zoidberg.
Back bewbs, liver bewbs, shelf bewbs.

Also shut up about "muh fuud angzites!" amber you're not fooling anybody. 100% double ordering for a binge.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

I have always wondered what would happen to Fatso’s yt account and the income related to it if she would pass away suddenly.

I doubt Amber has done any estate planning (not really doubt; I know she hasn’t but let’s give her the benefit of the doubt here) — who would get the potentially juicy passive income she has been using to maintain her gargantuan figure?

I don’t know dick about Oklahoma’s laws but here in the state of REDACTED it would go either to next of kin or her potential current caretaker I mean gorlfriend if they lived together long enough.

If she managed to trap another moron and either married them or lived with them long enough then that person would or could argue that they deserve her estate (wife would; gorlfriend could argue co-habitation/common law.)

I dunno how much would be left over after the medical expenses but in theory, as long at yt kept paying, eventually they would see some money.

I only bring this up because even though the mother seems like the most likely candidate, her brothers could argue in court that they too deserve either a cut of the pie. My memory is a bit fuzzy but I think blood siblings are viewed as closer kin than one’s parents.

After typing all of that, I decided not be a lazy fuck and actually do some very basic research and found this :



This was just one website I found after a simple google search but it seems like I was wrong about her siblings getting anything. From what I can tell, her estate would be split amongst her mother and father which could lead to some interesting court drama. Then again, this could just be referring to actual property and not stuff that produces passive income so what the fuck do I know?

I bring this up not only out of morbid curiosity but also maybe as a reason behind some of Methmomma’s actions. Do you think she is depraved enough to think that the death of her daughter could lead to a potential decent payday and source of future passive income? Maybe Methmomma’s bf is waiting this out in order to be get in on any future gravy train regardless how small it maybe? Would Amber’s shitstain of a father come out the wood work to in order to make an attempt at getting his piece of the pie? Would her siblings hire some podunk lawyer who would be willing to work on contingency in order to make their claim?

White trash is gonna white trash so I could see all of this being potential outcomes of Amber dying without a will.

Edit - spelling and syntax.

 

[Pange]

Found on X, 2024 to 2025. The new dress is definitely giving a shitty plus size Minnie Mouse Halloween costume you find at Spirit.

Is she still with Emily? Is that protein shakes helping her entire orbit grow to the gigantic proportions that she's sporting now. She's probably grown 3 dress sizes between those two pictures.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

"I prefer my dresses to be more tight in the back like this"

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...why does she think her back rolls are sexy, is that a feeder thing?

Wow. That is an impressive booty-doo. Her shelf looks practically flat, but the gunt is gunting.