🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Her existence is on par with people living either hospices or nursing homes.
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She really would be better off in an assisted living place. She would be able to have a little apartment and could have her "situationships" over for her to lay on. Have a dedicated wiper that could either change diapers or help her clean herself. She could play bingo at the community center all the time! Just think of the possibilities!
 
Is that the same ring her death feeder (supposedly) ex-GF Emily N Franz gave her or do my eyes deceive me?
Interesting finger to pick to wear a keepsake of a “past” relationship.
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lol cow supreme said:
image is not flipped. The sliding glass door is on her right (our left). You can see the shadows of the chairs and the natural light on her face.

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I want to double down on this now that I have more time. From her November 2, 2024 video "we need to talk"
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As you see the clock is the "correct" way around (not mirrored)

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No rings. But also no makeup so maybe she wasnt dressed and put them on.

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Yup. Thats the piggy nose ring on the left nostril.
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From the November 17, 2024 video "tommy rumors."
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Enhance.
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Yup. piggy nose ring on the left. And whats that?
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Bring us in tight upper right quadrant. Enhance.
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Is that a tiny 1/2 ct solitaire on a thread? Dispekful.

From "double date and staying in a hotel"
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Maybe it is just a heart.


Also, Why hasnt anyone discussed this clip of Amber getting heavy petting/finger banged at bingo in the "i met alexis"
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Hmm.
 
inquizadoor said:
Also this is less important but the zoloft overheating thing has been making the rounds on tiktok which is probably why she brings it up. God knows shes not outside enough for it to matter. I bet she watches a lot of accounts that basically cosplay having mental health issues
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I've been on Zoloft for 9 years and while the 'overheating' is a bitch I would say it's manageable just wear light clothing and keep hydrated like you would do in the summer and get a fan to keep air circulating in your home. Nothing to bitch and moan about small sacrifice for high reward
 
Amber reminds me of the characters in the Matrix who don’t realize that they’re unconscious. Her entire existence revolves around the internet, and this has been the case for decades. Her mentality has been irreparably shaped and stunted by MySpace, Tumblr, YouNow, YouTube, and TikTok, and the result is that she’s a Sargasso Sea of memes, YouTube challenges, drivel, gossip, and conspiracy theories.

She has managed to make a living on YT because she’s a morbidly obese trainwreck with OK presentation skills, but there’s no there there. People are entertained by watching the fat lady regurgitate other people’s ideas, but the idea that we’d actually listen to her advice about how to live, diet, clean our apartments or even put together LEGO is laughable. I’d rather look to Trisha Paytas for insights into quantum mechanics. And yet, there goes Amber, solemnly informing us of the importance of drinking water. Yeah, thanks for that, Amber.

Foodie Beauty, as appalling as she is, leaves Amber sitting in the road when it comes to real life adventures. And I dip in and out of the FBverse because I find her so disgusting.

There’s no way you can compare Amber’s Valentine or Emily Franz drama to the Nader drug abuse/threesome/gonorrhea/CPAP machine arc. Not to mention her “husband.” I can remember being amazed when FB made it to Cuba, but she lived in Kuwait and is now in Syria, ffs.

Meanwhile Amber is having online situationships with women she has never met, or long-distance relationships with a feeder. And when she actually does meet the feeder, her mother drives her, like a parent ferrying two thirteen year olds to the seventh grade dance. No wonder she remains stunted; she steadfastly refuses to pull her head out of the internet’s ass.
 
Urgh...
WasabiPastas said:

dating me comes with this harsh reality | let's talk ep. 11​

(06/27/25)

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23 Minutes of sitting and talking about nothing. AKA about herself. Inscruciating. Do yourself a favor and skip this one. For real.
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Right. Thank you. Can't put this off any longer. Putting this on 2x and no rewinding, I really can hardly spare the time.
Intro. She's taking out the Sweet & Sour segments cuz ppl said things she didn't like that there wasn't enough asskissing (paraphrasing) and also no more Tea or Tale because she's fucking lazy. Don't worry we still get sippin' cuntunity, shitterview and Bad choices (like me doing this recap).

Segment 1: Sippin Communitea
Goying out over hearts from Abdullah Youssef (fatty chasing sandniggers, in my Reidverse?)
A compliment from Mario's World, advocates for mental health
Something falls down and she shrieks like a lil' bitch
Someone asks if she's got an opinion on some fat bitch being attacked on a plane and Amber gives her whole "regardless of size, skin color blah blah" spiel
Talk about subscribers
Amber laughing at Covidlynn's pfp, before answering a question about father's day
Asskissing from Madeline Powell (name's familiar)

Segment 2: Lynnterview (time for more annoying bpd bitches sending in the same questions)

Some Greek bitch asks her about Zoloft, Amber gives her usual answer of "sho good"

Question about whether she picks voice notes randomly, to which she says she does.

OH MY GOD NO THIS BITCH IS ASKING ABOUT AMBUH'S OHSEEDEE! Amber gives the same reason she first did as to why she's not talking about it anymore

Oh lookie here, another one of those "what kinda content would you make if you could start over" questions. Says she would just vlog about her life (so boring shit then)

Someone asks for the juciest Tea Amber has right now and she refuses to answer.

Oh it's some parasocial bitch. Asking how tall she is, that being 5'2" or 5'3". And if she has a new list of standards for if she ever wants t start dating again (holy shit this bitch is babbling too much). She admits that Jade was annoying to date bc she didn't want to be on camera. Says she will never speak about a partner ever again. Says she will likely be in a relationship again as she's "only 34" (bitch that's death's door for fatties already), more babbling about muh partner, the hatrud of muh cummunituuh. I'm not summarizing everything these two fucks are talking about, it's mostly just meaningless fatty relationship babble, and this parasocial ninny is annoying me. Get some friends or some dick, Amber's not healthy for you.

Segment 3: Bad choices

Q: Have you ever tasted your own cum.
A: Yes (the fact that you yet live is a testament to your lies, that sludge from your crack would kill anyone)

Q: Have you ever had sex that lasted less than 2 minutes?
A: No (because she never had sex), claims her sessions lasted 2 hours cuz lesbians :story::story:the only thing that lasts 2 hours for lesbians is them beating the shit out of each other lmao get outta here

Q: Would you eat a shit sandwich to meet your idol?
A: No

Q: For a 100$, would you stick a roll of quarters up your ass?
A: (angrily) No. (those quarters would be lost forever)

Q: Have you ever role played in the bedroom?
A:Doordasher RoleplayYes.

And it's over.
Terrible, really. Anyway, onto the next one.
Neko GF said:

unhinged "doordasher guy" update, a bad zoloft side effect, & fun family bonding | vlog​

(06/30/25)

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Thanks, Neko.

Already, this opening face is...revolting.Disgusting
Bitch has laryngitis (lol, loser). Babbles irrelevantly before we get irrelevant LEGO updates n her builds. Torrid try on haul. Flatso shows off her new new ugly tarp dresses. Drones on about having a slushie from Sonic and about how she drinks water with her slushie
Next day and... eugh...
Bitch is losing integrity
Yer arms sagging offscreen.​
We get an update from the doordasher. Claims that she's getting the same Doordasher. Lies that he asked about her marital status. Apparently she got the same doordasher 3 times and honestly this isn't even interesting. She just doesn't know what to do guise, she's getting scared to use doordash. Glow in the park bingo today.

Mommalynn has a go at the scammy claw machine, and predictably, it fails. Footage of bingo.

Next day, she looks like shit. And- oh my go that makeup looks even worse. Is she going for "big cherry" comments. More fucking xoloft talk. Ugh... Ok sorry, full pause. Methmomma retelling the story of how her kid would stuff her own rotten teeth with cotton just so that she didn't hurt when drinking from her bottle at 4 years old, in such a gleeful way is revolting. This revelation is honestly more humanizing for Amber than any of her billion pity parties. This entire substance abusing clan is going to hell. Aynway, more boring skincare routine and some random talk as they go somewhere.

Oracle Reading:
Needy (you don't fucking say)
Journal it out, write how you feel ("it's so me-coded")
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Somehow, her interpretation once again has her mentioning zoloft. Just do hard drugs for your personality already bitch you're not interesting.

Comment of the day:
tiffanyshadleyhaulkindagirl7378: Pink sparlkles is my absolute favorite. I lover her so much. That was so nice to her to send you flowers 💐[sic]. I hope things get better.Kust keep your head Up. ... don't listen to anybody.Do what is right for you ❤️
A: Thanking her and goying over Pinksparkles.

And it's over.
Aside from the horrifying Amber rotten teeth cotton reveal, this is one big nothingburger.
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inquizadoor said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DWmiwyWwAlA

in a situationship & the REAL reason people are obsessed with me | let's talk ep. 12​


claims shes in favor of situationships. wonder who that comment is trying to convince
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No one's done the archive of this yet, so here's the PreserveTube of this video along with a local archive.

In any case...

Ok first off, can any of her Let's Talk simps tell this bozo to sound balance her fucking intro to the rest of her video? No weigh in/What I ate video? Lol.

Segment 1: Sippin Communitea

Question asking about her different weigh ins and she once again explains how her scale is broken.

Someone asks for proof of the doordasher, and she shows something that could be faked but tbh at this moment this entire storyline is just so boring.

Someone asks why she doesn't see a dietitian regularly. She doesn't answer question, instead saying that kind of support would be nice.

Question about some viewers not trusting her and it's just the shit about how some people choose not to trust her SKIP!

Someone asks why she was in the crib and drinking from a bottle at 4 years old (she's a retard) and if she was nonverbal. Denies being nonverbal and she has no idea as to the other questions.

Some irrelevant question about her intro that is sadly not "Why are you so shit at balancing sound after over 10 years on youtube?"

Segment 2: The Lynnterview

Question if she would ever visit Canada and what she thinks of Goth girls, and if she would get Tattoos
Yes to Canada, loves the goth girl aesthetic (someone please pull up the emo amber pictures from the facebook days), and yes, she'd want to get some tattoos (lmao good luck finding a table that'll hold you.), says the pain of a tattoo gives her the skeevies

Some faggot asks her what she thinks makes her so special to the point she has so many reaction channels on her case and shit.
Says it used to be the tranwreck of it all, nowadays she's just super morbidly obese, "but it's more common than you think". Sum shit about mob mentality and man we had this question before too, huh?

Another question about why she thinks her weightloss journey has been such a failure? Hahhhh... Brings up that the first diet she was on was at 10 years old in her 200s (literally what the fuck), whines trauma as a justification for her being a fat fuck. Ayo whoa what this person is actually talking sense with how Amber's had every single health scare ever. Amber says she totally isn't choosing to turn to food, and says it's mostly mental, also claims genetics, says her grandma was 700lbs, and man this is going on for a while. It's someone making actually good points and Amber deflecting, as is the norm.

Answers that she doesn't play any instruments and that she loves singing, even though she's not good at it. She would love to play the guitar. W- :story::story:THIS FUCKING DUMBASS IS ASKING HER ABOUT PALESTINE :story::story:In a wise decision, Amber says she follows it but doesn't voice her opinion. Also answers that she wouldn't mind seeing Ireland.

Some AI voice sounding dude from the middle east (lol) asking if she would patch things up with any ex if they wanted to. Also asskissing about her YouTube successs. She refuses to answer the question.

Chick asks if she would get a food scale. She already has one.

Some idot admitting to white knighting for Amber. Asks if Amber would get a personal trainer, and she says she's not interested.

(These videos would be half as long if these wannabe protagonists didn't yap as much holy shit)

Asks if there's anything she wants to learn or if she has any hyperfixation. LMAO, psychology. Also metal stuff(?) but that gives her anxiety.

Some bitch asks for Amber's opinion on situationships. Says they're hard for her and claims to be loyal in situationships snrk nah bitch you're not even loyal in regular relationships, if you weren't so fucking repulsive, you'd be U-Whoring all over the fucking place. But the she thinks it's good because she goes into dating as a goal.

Segment 3: Bad Choices

Q: Would you accept 500000$ but every time you speak, you have to rub yout nipples?
A: No.

Q: Is it OK to cheat on your partner if they gain 100lbs?
A: No, it's never ok to cheat (yuh ok Amber)

Q: Would you rather be with someone smart or someone gorgeous?
A: Why can't we have bolth?

Q: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, would you sacrifice everyone here to save yourself?
A: There are people she would save before she saves herself, in a heartbeat (? Bitch just answer the damn questions)

Q: Do you think you would be an excellent teammate to have on the Amazing Race ©️?
A: No.
What's there to say, really? Nothingburger. Though, has she mentioned before that her grandma died at 700lbs? And was that the supposedly lesbian grandma or the other one? All I know is that this shit is boring. See you next week for the next batch I guess.
 
strange creature said:
Stolen from reddit, but a book / study has been published on amber.

View attachment 7606838 Imagine having a whole ass book written about how you’re a lolcow lying bitch that relies on reaction channels to survive. Unfortunately this isn’t enough to save her dying numbers if gorl ever finds out.
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It’s just one article in a collection of essays—only 11 pages long. Perhaps this was the article she and Zach were interviewed for.

I checked it out on google books. The preview didn’t include the Amber article, and it seemed very dry stuff, but I’ll admit I’m curious. Anyone here have access to a university library? Some screen grabs would be fun.
 
strange creature said:
Stolen from reddit, but a book / study has been published on amber.

View attachment 7606838 Imagine having a whole ass book written about how you’re a lolcow lying bitch that relies on reaction channels to survive. Unfortunately this isn’t enough to save her dying numbers if gorl ever finds out.
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The whole 11 pages are already on this thread.

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🍗 Deathfat Post in thread 'Amberlynn Reid'

I tried searching but didn't see this posted yet, just rate late if it is late, its a research paper/study on:

Trust dynamics in Amberverse​

A case study of Amberlynn Reid's YouTube channel, the commentary community, and audience engagement

ABSTRACT​


A LolCow is an Internet slang term used to describe a person who becomes the target of online ridicule or mockery, often because of their behavior, beliefs, or actions. LolCow content creators often elicit strong emotions, and understanding the dynamics of trust within their viewer base is crucial for comprehending online...
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Reactions:Informative x 45 Like x 16 Winner x 7 Semper Fidelis x 4
 
I haven't commented on Amber in about six months because she is incredibly boring, but this new arc is interesting because, in cows, this is their "death" cycle, when they lose relevance and their position in life is reflected.

Her post is very telling of her financial position; she is trying to profit from Trump's tax-free tips and disguise it as a gesture. She is trying to make a beeline to go to live only without it killing her channel, but it would be the final nail. The reason why she is in this position to begin with is because the live era, years ago, she was getting 75k views a video, switched to live, and it nuked her down to 30k per video. On top of that, she even did it in the gaycare era, and it had a similar effect, but her supporting cast saved her.

At this point, with how inconsistent her views are, she should try and get on disability. Even if Chantal had shuffled off the mortal coil, it would not save her channel because of finality, the viewer will just drop gorlworld.
 
Kier Starmer said:
she is trying to profit from Trump's tax-free tips and disguise it as a gesture
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Not a tax autist, but from what I understand the bill only applies to W2 workers, like servers at a restaurant. Independent contractors like Instacart shoppers and YouTubers are still required to pay tax
 
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stolen from a compilation channel on youtube by the name of Abigail. couldn't find the post on ambers actual youtube community tab, I'm assuming it's for the members only.
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lol I’m sure the suckers who actually pay for that shit are thrilled to hear that. Then again, those live streams are more boring than watching paint dry and anything good would be clipped anyway so I doubt they even care. You have to particular type of stupid to even sign up for that shit in the first place.

But god damn Amber are you is fucking lazy? It’s not like those streams were much work; half the time it was just you cackling like a hyena or giving have half assed responses to any question that people may wanted an answer too.

Side note : I was doing my normal apartment cleaning duties and for back ground noise I put on an old compilation of Amber’s greatest hits and made a realization. It’s been painful obvious that Amber just steals the persona who ever is the closest in her life at that given moment (Krystal, Dusty, etc) except for one word : FOOD.

For some odd reason, she will always pronounce that one word the same regardless who’s personally she is stealing at any given moment. Food is will always be pronounced as “füd.” It’s the only word that is truely her own. Everything else about her is stolen (probably due to the fact that she was raised by TV and not her parents.)

Also on the idea of her getting on disability seems far fetched imho. I would image she makes too much but then again I’m not really sure how that works. It would be peak white trash of her to try and a disgusting reality if she was able too.

Milking the new tips tax scheme might work but then again, the bitch would need to STREAM constantly for that to happen and as we just saw, she can’t even do that properly.

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She can't handle 2 hours anymore? Lmao it literally is just sitting and talking. And way to make it super obvious that it's bc she's not making enough money that second hour.


Her poor members, no longer getting a full two hours of her witch cackling and checking texts every two minutes. How will they fill the void?
 
inquizadoor said:
She can't handle 2 hours anymore? Lmao it literally is just sitting and talking. And way to make it super obvious that it's bc she's not making enough money that second hour.


Her poor members, no longer getting a full two hours of her witch cackling and checking texts every two minutes. How will they fill the void?
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Tbh I think it's reasonable to assume that at this weight and age, she probably cannot ensure 2 hours without prolapsing.
 
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