🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Her brother goes in and out of jail every few months, I don’t think the mom cares. Amber did say she prefers when her brothers in jail because that means he’s housed and safe so it could be “bad news” but I’m still thinking it’s because everyone’s focusing on chantal and she doesn’t want to pretend to care or asked about it for 2 hours on the live.
 
No one consistently receives as much "unexpected" bad news as Amber does.

Amber would be lucky if this absence weren't about her brother getting out of jail. If her mother attempts a redemption arc with him, Amber will rot even faster without a fully devoted caretaker. She's essentially been an only child since she moved to OK, sharing her mother would be a huge inconvenience.
 
foundmortality said:
No one consistently receives as much "unexpected" bad news as Amber does.
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Everyone receives unexpected bad news all the time. It's just that the rest of us have better emotional regulation than a toddler.

Amber however, does not, and not only that, she actively and intentionally wallows in the bad news and her feelings as a chance for some vague posting, shelf pats, shirking any modicum of responsibility she has and "guilt free" binging.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Her brother goes in and out of jail every few months, I don’t think the mom cares. Amber did say she prefers when her brothers in jail because that means he’s housed and safe so it could be “bad news” but I’m still thinking it’s because everyone’s focusing on chantal and she doesn’t want to pretend to care or asked about it for 2 hours on the live.
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Yeah totally forgot about and the fact that he’d likely be in parole and not allowed to leave the state of California.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
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When looking at people like Amber, and questioning why they are the way they are: consider the source
 

in a situationship & the REAL reason people are obsessed with me | let's talk ep. 12​


claims shes in favor of situationships. wonder who that comment is trying to convince
 
It's All So Tiresome said:
No wonder you have zero friends.
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“A best friend that you find extremely sexy” also known as someone with no self esteem and it willing to be bossed around in exchange for Amber’s “gratitude” and a weekly allowance.

Beggy was the only person who fit that description and she still couldn’t stand Amber’a narcissistic, selfish attitude.

She’s gonna die alone as she should.
 
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Hole Lee Fuck! Look at the size of this bitch!

Also notice the ring on the her left hand. Damn thing is nearly cutting off circulation to her finger!
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
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Hole Lee Fuck! Look at the size of this bitch!

Also notice the ring on the her left hand. Damn thing is nearly cutting off circulation to her finger!
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It still astounds me that she goes out in public with her hair looking like that. I use to think those braids were just something dumb she did to get internet attention.

Does she not realize those braids will never distract anyone from being shocked at her 600lb body? They just add to the absurdity of it.
 
The fat narc can't take a giant shit without the help of Christine Reid the Con Artist. That screwball did nothing but give birth to other screwballs, the apple never falls too far from the tree.
 
mastergabe said:
The fat narc can't take a giant shit without the help of Christine Reid the Con Artist. That screwball did nothing but give birth to other screwballs, the apple never falls too far from the tree.
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I hate to say it but I think Methmomma did one good thing in her life and that’s getting Amber so fat that she couldn’t reproduce.

If Amber grew up as normal trailer trash than not only wouldn’t we have this cow to laugh at but Amber would have continued the cycle by shitting out her own group of dysfunctional cunt fruit.

I know it wasn’t intentional but at least she stopped the madness that is the Reid family genetics. Well, at least for Amber; who knows what god forsaken spawn the boys can create.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
Her existence is actually so fucking sad and pathetic
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Her existence is on par with people living either hospices or nursing homes.

Except the former tend to get supplied with good painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs (that’s if it’s a well funded private one) and latter, in theory, have a family to connect with, time to reflect on their accomplishments, and the chance to make new friends.

Amber has her mom, her dwindling yt audience, the token Ambabies (or AI rendered voices to read ChatGPT created scripts as some people believe) and her fat self.

Her only human contact most days is the potential DoorDash/UberEats driver, an interaction which honestly doesn’t even exist since she just has the person drop of her slop at the door.

Throw in the random doctor visits and that’s Amber pathetic existence. Probably talks in person to about ten people in a given month and that’s being generous. Probably closer to five.

She should just get an AI girlfriend at this point. Then again, knowing Amber, she’d probably ruin that relationship too.

Imagine being too narcissistic, needy and stupid for AI.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Her existence is on par with people living either hospices or nursing homes.

Except the former tend to get supplied with good painkillers and anti-anxiety drugs (that’s if it’s a well funded private one) and latter, in theory, have a family to connect with, time to reflect on their accomplishments, and the chance to make new friends.

Amber has her mom, her dwindling yt audience, the token Ambabies (or AI rendered voices to read ChatGPT created scripts as some people believe) and her fat self.

Her only human contact most days is the potential DoorDash/UberEats driver, an interaction which honestly doesn’t even exist since she just has the person drop of her slop at the door.

Throw in the random doctor visits and that’s Amber pathetic existence. Probably talks in person to about ten people in a given month and that’s being generous. Probably closer to five.

She should just get an AI girlfriend at this point. Then again, knowing Amber, she’d probably ruin that relationship too.

Imagine being too narcissistic, needy and stupid for AI.
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Most people also "earn" end of life care in the sense they, you know, usually LIVED their lives. I'm absolutely mystified by how just nothing big al's life is. She does nothing of interest. No curiosity no drive. I feel like she just eats and stares into a corner all day everyday until Mommy picks her up. It blows my mind truly. At least foodie beauty (even if it's disgusting or dangerous and dumb AF) throws herself into shit despite her weight.
 
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