🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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"I take a drink of my slushie & then take a drink of water too"

Amber is not taking a sip of water after every sip of her sugar drink in the same way she never took "one bread" off of her McDonald's cheeseburgers. She always put it back
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Better call FBI Frank to scare off the stalker gorl!! (Also can someone PUHLEASE show this bitch how to do her fucking eyebrows omg)
 
I humbly submit these screenshots to the council for analysis. They look legit to me. Does he just want her to tip for once? Surely he knows Amber is physically, literally unfuckable.
 

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TardiX said:
They probably are real. Doesn't mean they're hers.

DoorDasher using flattery for tips...what next? Paying your other bills?
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I dunno, this looks suspiciously like how SHE tends to write. I've never met a man of any ethnicity that uses that many emojis, gay or straight.
 
I know how to stop being "stalked" by your doordasher. Quit ordering DD. Problem solved.

Anyone familiar with how DD works? Can someone see a name or address before they accept an order, or perhaps see if it is someone you have delivered to before? I've only used it myself a few times, but I vaguely remember you could only message up to 30 minutes after a delivery and I didn't think your number was actually exchanged, but was routed through the app somehow. Again, I'm not sure, and only vaguely think I remember this.

Eta @Mekahineyho good point. I forgot about her regular dasher and his wife. Something else I thought about. She likes to order in the middle of the night too and I doubt many dashers are working her area at 2am.
 
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I don’t think dashers know who they are dropping off for until they accept the order. She orders that poke bowl from some place called two fishes and it’s about 5 minutes from her apartment, so he probably just delivers in the area. Plus she orders like 4 times a day. She’s also a liar because she’s said she had a regular dasher who broke his leg and his wife used to do the food handoff for him.

Amber filming them manically laughing about child neglect was an interesting choice.
 
Mekahineyho said:
I don’t think dashers know who they are dropping off for until they accept the order.
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You don't get any customer data until you get to the restaurant and hit "arrived". Until then, you have no idea who you're delivering to, only a little pin on a map so you can see what direction you'll be heading for that order.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Her piece of shit meth mother cackling like a goddamn lunatic over criminally neglecting her four year old to the point she was trying to plug the holes in her rotting teeth with the insides of a stuffed animal so they wouldn't hurt while drinking her bottle.

A four year old still on a bottle.

This woman, I swear. If you ever wondered why Amber is awful, it's because of this bitch. As bad as Amber is, she will never be as terrible as that midden of cackling filth.
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The main reason she isn't as bad as her mom, is because that now that they've taken out her baby maker she won't get a chance to. Otherwise, she could have neglected her children just as much as any other meth head or 600lb life contestant.

Animal neglect is the most evil she can achieve. And, she is certainly achieving it.
 
WasabiPastas said:
The main reason she isn't as bad as her mom, is because that now that they've taken out her baby maker she won't get a chance to. Otherwise, she could have neglected her children just as much as any other meth head or 600lb life contestant.

Animal neglect is the most evil she can achieve. And, she is certainly achieving it.
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I think willing let two cats DIE goes beyond neglect and enters into a new category of abuse :

Animal killer.
 
I know, Amber lies and Nothing Ever Happens.
But this would make one hell of a True Crime story.
Super morbidly Obese woman getting stalked and murdered by her Door Dasher.
It would also be one hell of a Series ending.
 
Major Pain said:
I know, Amber lies and Nothing Ever Happens.
But this would make one hell of a True Crime story.
Super morbidly Obese woman getting stalked and murdered by her Door Dasher.
It would also be one hell of a Series ending.
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That would be great but the I think the reality is that he’s just some poor rural Mexican that equates fat people with being wealthy.

He’s probably thinking “adios mio! If this land whale can buy DoorDash three times a day she must be loaded!”

Either that or he’s like the hot dog vendor who stalks Homer Simpson.

“Lady, he’s putting my kids through college!”

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At this point the hypothetical doordasher is more interesting to speculate about than our cow.

Does he exist?
What does he flirt with the hog for? Is he fishing for tips? Doe he think there is the possibility of something extra? Is he a fat fetishist? Is Amber singlehandedly financing the kid's college fund?

Also after hearing that shit about Mommylynn, thank cancer that Amber can never have. Granted, there was never really much chance her anyway, considering her disgusting fetid hole, complications during pregnancy cuz fat, and that she could likely never adopt, but it's nice having that extra bit of assurance.

Will recap this shit once I get around to it.
 
Doordasher either wants her for money or is super desperate and thinks she must be easy because she's so fat.
Maybe he even has a fat fetish, poor brown men being attracted to fat white women isn't rare or anything.

Just shows how even those usually don't hit on her - she's making it such a big deal, like it's a super rare occurance. Acting like a 14yo mentally ill girl who just discovered male attention for the first time.
Every regular woman, especially at 35 years old, wouldn't even mention or remember how many times foreign service workers hit on her.
 
Hot CILF in your area said:
At this point the hypothetical doordasher is more interesting to speculate about than our cow.

Does he exist?
What does he flirt with the hog for? Is he fishing for tips? Doe he think there is the possibility of something extra? Is he a fat fetishist? Is Amber singlehandedly financing the kid's college fund?

Also after hearing that shit about Mommylynn, thank cancer that Amber can never have. Granted, there was never really much chance her anyway, considering her disgusting fetid hole, complications during pregnancy cuz fat, and that she could likely never adopt, but it's nice having that extra bit of assurance.

Will recap this shit once I get around to it.
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Here we are speculating about potential brown dick for the world’s biggest “lesbian” where her rival for the crown of Gorlworld literally moved to an active war zone.

Got damn Amber step up your GAME!
 
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Here we are speculating about potential brown dick for the worlds biggest “lesbian” where her rival for the crown on Gorlworld literally moved to an active war zone.

Got damn Amber step up your GAME!
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Amber "falling in love" with a lesbian in an active war zone ruled by Al-Qaeda would be the largest win to ever be won in Gorlworld. She could celebrate and cheer then be drug into the desert and beheaded. But those few weeks of being top dog gorl world feelings would be worth it. Come on, Amber! You can do it.

Edit: words and also can someone make a pretty picture of Amber in the desert with a jihadi, for me? I want to see how huge her size is compared to the soldiers.
 
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