The last two interesting things on the channel were the death feeder and the Becky shitrag reveal, so unless she somehow snags the next Something Awful murderer or something of the like, I don't think she'll be relevant anytime soon.
Amber's been a long-time cow with a lot of notable moments, but the Amberverse finally peaked with the "countertop towel twerk to wipe" reveal. There'd been some hecticana moments in our gorlypop's life before then after the Wipey drought (dating a feeder, trying the U-Haul Lesbian move on Emily only to have it blow up in her face with Rarity dead because of it), but how in the hell do you ever top that? It's been a rapid downhill slide ever since.
The only thing that might top the washcloth wipe reveal would be Amber starting an OnlyFans, but it wouldn't last long for the same reasons Chantal quickly torpedoed hers.
She could have bought several houses in Kentucky with what she was making. Ambers dumb ass having a home? Renting it out to her "friends" and staying in it would have gotten her more views and kept her money coming in. If she was smart she would have bought a home, piled the fags into a new fag shanty and amber could have let her bpd run rampant. Imagine Ricky throwing out two week old amber soup slop from the fridge and that gets him a 3 day notice slapped on his bedroom door printed out from somewhere on Google with a watermark still on it. She would have signed in a sparkly gel pen to let them know she means business only to have beck be upset with her about it and tell her that if they leave shes gonna have to look for new renters. Imagine the tug of war between getting the boys to behave so they stay vs the effort of yelling at beck to put up a craigslist ad and hope the new person doesn't mind a bloody mattress.
It would be like some weird mix of DIY hgtv shit/hoarders/MTV cribs.
Who's paying for that? Hambutt doesn't qualify for SSDI or SSI. Her income is too high. She CANNOT have any savings or stock or mutual funds that DRS/DHS can find.
No, it's seriously "I hate Kentucky I want to live in CaLiFoRnIa I won't buy property until I'm there" mindset that kept her from doing the intelligent thing and investing her money in something for future profit.
Fake and gay, pretty sure autistic kiwis found the apartment complex she's living in many pages back. Iirc if anything, she's living in an "accessible" apartment but I'm not sure right now.
ETA: Also yeah had Amber invested the money she made in her prime into some property she could coast by a lot more comfortably right now. But alas, this lack of foresight is one of the many reasons she attained cowhood.
No, it's seriously "I hate Kentucky I want to live in CaLiFoRnIa I won't buy property until I'm there" mindset that kept her from doing the intelligent thing and investing her money in something for future profit.
With the coin she was making she could have just as easily bought property in California and used a property management company to rent it out until she gets there. Would have been good future proofing for a declining income.
But to be honest she doesn't exactly have much of a long future any way so maybe it doesn't matter all that much.
Honestly I'm split evenly between
New wipey visiteeen
Week long bingeeen
Short crash dieteeen
Either one of those options is equally possible since they all fit the MO
She's always been in an ADA apartment as long as she's been back in OK. That's the only reason she fits through the doors is because they're 60" wide because they're installed for people in power wheelchairs. Same reason the light switches, door knobs, cabinets, shelves, countertops, and everything else is only 3' off the ground.
I too have my doubts but if there every was a 31 year old woman without any diagnosed retardation (an actual diagnose; not the BS she pulls out of her butt shelf) who needed to live in an assisted living facility, it would be Amber. The bitch can’t even wipe her own ass.
Maybe the place specializes in fatties regardless of age but that too is a big doubt. I guess she could possibly afford it if she gave up Ubereats and moved out of her ADA approved apartment but at some point she’d would need to vlog again just to keep up the payments and that probably is a no no in place like that.
That said, I do believe her yt income is higher than most people think it is due to how “popular” she is. Her viewing numbers clearly are down but I still hold firmly the belief that yt pays her a higher CPM (or whatever the fuck it is called) solely due to the fact her shit is clipped by reaction channels galore. She might not get the views directly but she does create a lot of views in general and I believe yt recognizes that and thusly pays her more than the average vlogger. One upload from Amber creates god knows how many videos for yt to monetize.
They want to keep the pig happy.
My crackpot theory is that she finally broke down and signed up for My 600 pound life. That or (god forbid) her own TLC show.
Gorl what the fuck do you mean you’d rather live in excruciating pain that makes you rock back and forth than get a tooth that no one ever sees taken out? because it’s too mentally taxing??
does anyone remember if she ever complaining about her teeth hurting regularly before? it’s definitely the type of thing she would mention, her whole life is a pity party
I just watched her latest video, and her description of breaking a tooth (that already had a cavity which she knew about) and then waiting four days to see the dentist is seriously the most white trash story I’ve ever heard. She can’t even refer to an incisor or a molar by name— they’re “single tooth” and “double tooth” as far as she’s concerned.
Jesus, I feel like Lady Mary Crawley or the Dowager Countess or an even worse snob, but holy hell, how do you normalize your teeth literally rotting out of your head?
Didn't this stupid cunt say recently that she saw a dentist but they only took HALF HER TOOTH and everyone called her out on that being bull shit? They would've removed an entire problem tooth. And holy shit she looks HUGE in that thumbnail. Imagine fUd and eating being the sole reason you're alive.
Im sure the sugar and constantly fear brushing has really worn down her teeth. We've seen her get cavities (sorry the tooth rejecting her mouth) and she continues to have weird quirky brushing things thats totally weird and never been seen before. Her teeth are starting to give way because shes eating cheap hard fried foods and candy and soda at every turn. She chews on ice for gods sake. Her teeth are fucked and shes not going to be able to afford anything.
Okc has a huge fat bitch population. Im sure they will have fat people dentist chairs and the like. Im sure shes been around okc long enough for mommalynn to reassure her that they have big gorl chairs everywhere so she doesn't have to be afraid of going out anymore. If she hasn't gone to the dentist her teeth will rot out of her head. If she has gone to the dentist I bet they did the x-ray and initial shit and gave her a roundabout quote for all the preventative shit shes missed and filling cavities and such before other issues become very big and expensive. Amber hates discomfort. Amber only avoids pain to endure a bigger pain which is clearly emotional pain. I think she cant afford anything. Her lifestyle, her teeth, her various shopping addictions and her avoiding being an adult are all expensive. She would rather have rotting icky teeth than get rid of her Lego budget.
Didn't this stupid cunt say recently that she saw a dentist but they only took HALF HER TOOTH and everyone called her out on that being bull shit? They would've removed an entire problem tooth. And holy shit she looks HUGE in that thumbnail. Imagine fUd and eating being the sole reason you're alive.
Remember the stupid story where her dad takes a computer from a courthouse and the story really is her dad took a shitty laptop from a shitty underfunded school while there was a disciplinary thing (like a court of sorts) that she had to go through in like 7th grade or freshman year of highschool.
I bet that bitch went in the dentist office and they did what they could to alleviate this shit and told her it has to be completely cleaned out again or something with putting her under anesthesia. She tells half truths and I assume the best from the dentist and the worst from amber. Shes retelling the story as if the dentist fucked up and shes gotta go back. Bitch doesn't want to be put under or she cant afford it.
