🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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pippeyyy said:
Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

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I mean, I laughed. I'm only human. :D
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This is actually kind of a bop.
 
pippeyyy said:
Honestly the only interesting thing happening in Amber's world is the massive influx of Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.

Like I'm 100% sure this account gets everything from here and doesn't credit us.

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I mean, I laughed. I'm only human. :D
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One of the most stupid and funny things I have ever heard her say was that, she dindt' believe in the moon landing because she had a feeling about it, or some shit like that, She can't even come up with a good story or conspacy theory, this bitch is a dumb fuck, her brain is a ball of lard, I'm surprises she's capable to doing anything at all.
 
"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.
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Y'all have to remember her claims of seeing UFOs. She even recorded one, and it was just some non-commercial plane. She made this whole story up about driving back from Becky's sister's house and seeing a UFO zip around the sky, and she claimed she and Becky "felt weird" after seeing it. I remember because it was so fucking funny. Amber and Becky were so convinced that what they saw were aliens that they claimed nightmares about them began, and Becky went on and on about all the times she's seen them. It was a really funny few weeks.
 
She was also into “chemtrails” well into the Becky era. Which consisted of pointing at the clouds left by jets and stating “chemtrails.” Even her attempts at being a conspiracy nutter are so minimum effort that it’s more akin to scraping the barrel.
 
Last time she had a significant amount of absence, she had Emily visiting. Maybe a new wipey is visiting? 🤔 Or she is just so afraid that everyone will find out she's 550lbs instead of 513 that she's trying to lose weight (lol) for the new scale. Either way bitch is missing out on an opportunity with Chantal being gone.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
Last time she had a significant amount of absence, she had Emily visiting. Maybe a new wipey is visiting? 🤔 Or she is just so afraid that everyone will find out she's 550lbs instead of 513 that she's trying to lose weight (lol) for the new scale. Either way bitch is missing out on an opportunity with Chantal being gone.
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I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.
 
Can people fill me in on this idea that she is “ruining” her opportunity in regards to the gunt situation?

Yeah I get the idea that people, especially bottom of the barrel reaction channels, are starving for some fresh milk but it’s not like people were watching her channel in the first place.

Anything she puts out is just gonna clipped farmed and used by hayders.

If anything, this is sort of a power play on her part; the bitching and whining I’m seeing and reading just proves how much people miss her. They aren’t questioning her actions (or lack of) out of love or concern for her wellbeing but because she isn’t giving us (me included) the dopamine hits we have become accustomed to.

Not that they should care but reactors want them clicks and are pissed off she ain’t producing.

This is not a defense of the fat bitch but more of critique on the situation.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.
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Crash diets used to work in her 20s, but she’s about to be in for a very rude awakening now that she’s entering mid 30s. Things don’t work the way they used to.

Shes always been this way, so smug about being able to lose the weight at any time when needed. Like during her stupid weight loss surgery arc, and she was expected to lose 1 pound a week. So in her mind she thought ‘oh, I can just eat however I want and then the weekend before the appointment I’ll just diet and lose it’. But it won’t work that way anymore.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
"the moon landeeeeeeen.... didun happen" is pretty dumb but not as dumb as not believing that Stevie Wonder is blind, or not believing in Hellen Keller full stop like she's fucking Santa Claus.
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Yeah, when was the last time a conspiracy theory graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Radcliffe, published 14 books, and was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?

I’m not whining for Amber to reappear, and am glad that the reactors i watch have branched out.

Hecticana did Anna OBrien, and the Ankle started doing retro reacts of Foodie Beauty. I have limited knowledge of FB and started watching her during the Nader/drugs era, so a kitchen table mukbang with Peetz is hardly enthralling, but whatever. The Ankle is also covering that weird Gypsy person. And Zachary Michael covered Grav3yard Girl.

They obviously see the need to diversify, and more power to them. Amber can fuck right off. Even her freakish size, delusions, and manufactured drama can’t make her interesting.
 
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I actually started watching some of ZM's more recent off brand stuff and it's not bad. The ALR thing is getting worn out. People are doing the best they can with scraps, but it's just the same fucking song. Even reacts can't make it worth watching anymore. Time to move on and let her series finale herself in peace.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I did see someone post in a youtube comment that she may be on some crash diet before doing a "weigh in" so she can pretend that her weight wasn't THAT far off what her brokeeen scale said and that her weight gain is just waddur weight or sodiums or some shite. It's almost unhinged enough that I can believe it.
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That's absolutely more plausible than her having a new carer/gf. Or any partner really. Shes been eating her feelings I bet off camera. Shes alone, mommalynn has held firm boundaries and shes still got nobody and no one to film alongside her. Her wearing that god awful dress with the pockets directly below her weird side titties shows just how dire things have become, and without weigh ins shes lost one important piece of content. Im pretty sure shes stretched herself out of 5 and 6X dresses she uses as shirts and the only thing left is either those 7 and 8x mumu grandma dresses or a literal bedsheet.

Everyone else saying shes getting too old to crash diet is right and shes too sad and emotionally turbulent to not regulate with food so shes just out of control and in a bad spot.

owlbear_bearian said:
I actually started watching some of ZM's more recent off brand stuff and it's not bad. The ALR thing is getting worn out. People are doing the best they can with scraps, but it's just the same fucking song. Even reacts can't make it worth watching anymore. Time to move on and let her series finale herself in peace.
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That's when the real crash out will begin. Amber slipping into irrelevance will be the end of her. She could go embrace fat fetishist stuff and make a living off that while her youtube channel dies or she may drastically rebrand and try and stick with a new amberlynn persona to keep views up. Amber would never slip quietly into irrelevance, her narcissistic tendencies won't allow it. Thats why this is fun.
 
Honestly maybe unpopular opinion but I rather prefer the current content drought. Not having to recap anything is a big plus, but disregarding that, I'd rather have no milk than bad milk.

It's unfortunately a fact that Amber is at the end of her cowspan. She can't secure any side characters for too long, there is no interesting medical crisis happening and she's too fat and wimpy to do anything exciting and too narcissistic to intentionally debase herself for content. The last two interesting things on the channel were the death feeder and the Becky shitrag reveal, so unless she somehow snags the next Something Awful murderer or something of the like, I don't think she'll be relevant anytime soon.

Really, the biggest chance we have for some milk is with her eventual death and subsequent potential crematorium fire.
 
Amber has dried up, just like ADF and many before her.

Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever? The teens and 20-something without pesky adblockers and plenty of time want something else, elsewhere. She's too old, too boring, and too fat.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever?
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She doesn't comprehend this abstract concept called "the future". It's not even that she thought the YouTube dollarydoos would last forever. The idea of 'tomorrow' never occurred to her, much less 5, 10, 20 years from now.
 
Thumb Butler said:
Amber has dried up, just like ADF and many before her.

Did she really think she could be the fat $$$ youtuber forever? The teens and 20-something without pesky adblockers and plenty of time want something else, elsewhere. She's too old, too boring, and too fat.
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She had the perfect opportunity to build up some wealth back in the day. She is an aggressively stupid person and would rather wear her wealth as lard on her disgusting deformed blubbery body.
 
Skinless Nugget said:
She had the perfect opportunity to build up some wealth back in the day. She is an aggressively stupid person and would rather wear her wealth as lard on her disgusting deformed blubbery body.
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She could have bought a fucking house in Kentucky with the coin she was getting. If not that than maybe a condo but actual property.

Especially when mortgages were like 2%.

It boggles the mind to think how much she has wasted on food, plastic crap, and keeping her caretakers fed and dressed in Hot Topic garbage.

Hell she could probably even charge the gays rent at a discount and still be up finically.
 
pippeyyy said:
Gen Zers dragging her, making fun of her, using her interchangeably for being a failure at everything in life, things like that. She's made it back to SkinnyTok as the ultimate inspiration, it's funny but so fucking weird.
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Please keep us updated on this. It is hilarious.
 
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