Nicks Vertical Asshole
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Yeah, that's what a fucking sphere is.
Idk why this comment was the one to push me over the edge to create an account. I'm a newfag and I don't know shit but I know what a sphere is.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Idk why this comment was the one to push me over the edge to create an account. I'm a newfag and I don't know shit but I know what a sphere is.
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As per usual Reddit forgot the middle photo between these two. Come on, reddit fags, show the full progression of her, I guess waist saddlebags? Is it the best name to this body horror? We need a new name for her body.
2021
Her giant fupa has a W look to it from her surgery.
Just for shits and gigs from 2021:
This was a few weeks after her hysterectomy. So it seems like the W appearance of her fupa is related to the surgery.
Edit to avoid double-posting:
Her arm progression thanks to gravity:
Now
2020-ish
This is "do you ears hang low" song but with her arm fupas.
Her trying to convince anyone she weighs less than she did in these photos is really funny. Bitch, we have eyes.
Images and gif are from the pics of Amber thread in her old board.
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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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lol that Homer Simpson muu muu cosplay is just too good.
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62IQ mug, reel tawk. Oh wait wrong thread.
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Mekahineyho
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It probably brought a tear to Tammy’s eye to get such a genuine heartfelt shoutout from Amber LMAO
She means it so hard
As deep as her heart is
That’s where it’s there
She means it so hard
As deep as her heart is
That’s where it’s there
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Shoggoth.
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The Elephant's Foot
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Amber is like if the Elephant's Foot had some sort of sentience and an internet connection.
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I think even the Elephant's Foot would be nicer.
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Her body is a Hutt.
But when she looks into her viewfinder, she sees this:
But when she looks into her viewfinder, she sees this:
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I agree. Unfortunately... the Elephant's Foot would actually be cool as fuck to hangout with. Amber, not so much...
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Hardly. She’s not 5 foot wide. Her waist (circumference) is likely close to 5 feet, but she’s not that wide (diameter)
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Really? A sphere is NOT a 2 dimensional shape, it has three dimensions. I’d suggest you “don’t know shit” including not knowing what a sphere is.
Nicks Vertical Asshole
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Inspector Faggot reporting for duty.
Also Big Al is way more toxic than the elephants foot. Y'all are insulting radioactive waste by comparing it to Hamboar.
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She's right though. Her heart is much deeper than most. It's under at least 8 inches more of a fat layer just to get to the breastbone, let alone what layer of crisco the heart is coated in.
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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God she is so boring. I know that’s nothing new but shit I’m starting to think this slop is her MO and she is happy with it.
She is greedy as fuck and of course would love more money and positive attention but I starting to think that she is content with her lot in life.
In a sick way, she has won this battle with the internet. Her views never seem to dip below 30 k a video regardless of the effort she puts in. She is never gonna win over the farmers but the general yt audience would definitely support her if she was actually sincere, set realistic goals and hit said goals.
Until then she can just exist in fat space knowing that enough hate watchers will be out there, waiting to see what shit she puts out next.
The only thing that could stop this would either be a financial issue or a health scare and honestly I don’t see either of them happening anytime soon.
Also, at this point, what health scare could actually motivate her? She free bleed for years, had her baby maker removed, and had the Big C and none of those weee enough to make her change her ways.
I hate admitting it but she is fucking winning this battle and the proof is this thread. It has slowed down to crawl yet her numbers stay the same.
She is greedy as fuck and of course would love more money and positive attention but I starting to think that she is content with her lot in life.
In a sick way, she has won this battle with the internet. Her views never seem to dip below 30 k a video regardless of the effort she puts in. She is never gonna win over the farmers but the general yt audience would definitely support her if she was actually sincere, set realistic goals and hit said goals.
Until then she can just exist in fat space knowing that enough hate watchers will be out there, waiting to see what shit she puts out next.
The only thing that could stop this would either be a financial issue or a health scare and honestly I don’t see either of them happening anytime soon.
Also, at this point, what health scare could actually motivate her? She free bleed for years, had her baby maker removed, and had the Big C and none of those weee enough to make her change her ways.
I hate admitting it but she is fucking winning this battle and the proof is this thread. It has slowed down to crawl yet her numbers stay the same.
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"That's where it's there"
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She is fat but I think the weird lumpiness is because her underwear are too small and the waistband is cutting into her gunt. Would explain why she likes lace underwear so much, the elastic is more forgiving