🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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We're back to being so fat, we have to recline the seat all the way back to fit in the car.
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maybe a pigeon said:
Her thin lips tucked right under her nose and a mile and a half of chin segueing into her life saver thumb-like neck? This second screen grab is ICONIC. And this is with filters. Great catch!
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There's a subgenre of Chantal shots where it looks like her decapitated head is sitting on a couch/pillow. Amber looks unhappy to be joining her.
 
Fatty should at least have the brain cells to not broadcast the 10,000 calorie sodium laden meal she ate with Methmom earlier that day: beans, rice and a giant, deep fried burrito, covered in cheese and sour cream chimichanga. Chips and salsa unaccounted for. She hasn't changed one iota, but NOW she'll think about it in hindsight.

Now the ddimer is a fucking emergency, so I imagine she'll be in and out of the ER for the next month, fishing for an earlier appointment. The cardiologist is probably gonna give her one look and say she's fucked.

WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS?!?!
 
This is extremely petty, but I'm MATI that she's trying to get an "earlier appointment" b/c she has something she deems as an emergency going on now. The healthcare system is extremely backed up for many specialists, just b/c you're 500+ lbs doesn't mean you get to jump to the front of the line. Fuck off
 
Man, what a time in gorlworld, Ambers having medical issues, Eugenia is also having medical issues, if this keeps up Amber, Eugenia and Chantal might all die around the same week.
 
janeir0 said:
This is extremely petty, but I'm MATI that she's trying to get an "earlier appointment" b/c she has something she deems as an emergency going on now. The healthcare system is extremely backed up for many specialists, just b/c you're 500+ lbs doesn't mean you get to jump to the front of the line. Fuck off
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I think it speaks to entitlement and her need for instant gratification more than anything. I finally have insurance after being unemployed forever and I still have to wait two weeks to see the person I want to see. Even if you see someone on a regular basis, the likelihood of someone rescheduling an appointment when they usually make schedules like... a month in advance is slim. I doubt she even has insurance but I'm sure the fact that she has to WAIT to see someone is fucking with her. She likes going to the ER because, even though the wait is always fucking stupid, she only has to address an issue for one day and the ER only follows up with you like... once to see if you followed up with their recommendations. She doesn't have to be accountable after the one day, why would she want a regular doctor that'll actually track wtf she's doing?
 
Neko GF said:

things just got worse, going to the hospital, & celebrating mothers day | weekly vlog ep. 8​

(05/12/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nvztbf9AnBYPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Nvztbf9AnBY
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You can tell how much she fucking loves showing herself at the hospital, attached to everything lol, true narc. If she ends up having blood clots, we might be having to place bets on who will go first, Chantal, Eugenia, or Hamber
 
-Jack- said:
You can tell how much she fucking loves showing herself at the hospital, attached to everything lol, true narc. If she ends up having blood clots, we might be having to place bets on who will go first, Chantal, Eugenia, or Hamber
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If she is having the possibility of blood clots, she can forget taking semaglutide as there is an increase in blood clotting with the drug. There is also an increase in blood clots with sleep apnea. She is not having a good day.
 
UsedUp said:
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I'm not even surprised no one's put up an archive of this one yet. PreserveTube is here, and I'll do the local archive too.
Opening shot of fatty doing her makeup. Explains that episode 6 of fatty feasts was taken down and her appeal was denied. Lol. Then shows us her new "fixation" of kale salad from Chik fil a with some nuts in it and light dressing. Also got a large diet Dr Pepper. Also eats chicken wrap.

At bingo, che got a chicken salad, consisting just of a cut up chicken tender (she also picks out the tomatoes and a Diet Dr Pepper. She calls this a healthy choice for bingo food. For dinner, she got salmon (dry as fuck), sriracha honey brussel sprouts (looking like someone already ate them, and rice. Taste tests fruit riot sour grapes. Wouldn't you know, it's rully good. Also ate a king sized almond joy.

In the next shot, she blabs more about the grapes, talks about grocery shopping, and for the nth time, recounts her many previous weight loss endeavours (which all failed). "I'm learneeen" stfu fatty.

Food for thought, Fatber has decided to rub her scant few adipose brain cells together to come up with new questions.

Q: Was there a moment where I felt proud of a choice I made today?
A: Just so many, she had a salad at bingo for example (fried chicken lol) and turned down her mom's offer of chocolate chip cookies. Also her dinner apparently.

Q: How did my emotions show up in my eating today?
A: I FELT SO PROUD but also so frustrated when it came to sweets.

Q: What am I learnign about myself through this process?
A: She has a very unhealthy sweet tooth. Wiill show how she will allow herself to have sweets while nourishing herself and this seems very familiar.

Kissy outro byee.
One more to go.
Neko GF said:

things just got worse, going to the hospital, & celebrating mothers day | weekly vlog ep. 8​

(05/12/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nvztbf9AnBYPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=Nvztbf9AnBY
Nvztbf9AnBY.mp4
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Thanks. Pets her shelf ass for eating a healthy deep fried chicken salad and then ends up in the ER, this is some divine comedy shit right there.

Openi- is fatty wearing the outhouse shirt AGAIN?! Anyway, the usual bad feefee, mentulz, "thanks for the support" yada yada type shit. Thinks of doing public livestreams bi-weekly (sorry but I got too much on my plate a the moment so I will not be recapping those). Does a taste test of some built puff brownie batter collagen protein bar. Tastes like candy, shoo good and other such unoriginal trite. Consistency of marhmallow apparently. Lists the nutrients.

Next day, she's looking very retarded. Poop bun turned into...idfk what to call this, prolapse bun. Quick Amazon haul. She got herself shower sandals, shower slippers, dawn power wash dish spray and beats earplugs. Next shot is in the closet, and no, we don't get to see the poop rag cubbie. Is sorting out some old clothes.

Couple days later, she is wearing the black outhouse shirt. Says she won't get to see her primary care doctor until a month from now, and laments that she didn't ask about glp1s. Bingo talk and real shit I didn't listen, something about money and how she gave some to her mom and her mom's fiance.

Couple days later, Fatberlynn is once agian putting on make-up. Wishes everyone to whom it applies a happy Mother's Day and, also immediately starts a pity me spiel with how she can't have kids (and thank the lord for that 🙏). Takes her mom to target (by her mom's choice) and buys her whatever she wants. Amber pawing at stuff and Banter with Mommalynn that doesn't seem relevant enough to discuss further. Shows off some ugly bags. Mom chose socks, sharpies, a holder for her pens. Amber got some exfoliation gloves, a sugar scrub, and more fucking hoop earrings are you kidding me. Next she is taking her mom out to dinner. Looks like a Mexican place. We also see them at the casino. Boring, get new places to go to fatso. Did some ALice in Wonderland looking LEGOS.

Drones on about how much she loves getting to spend time with her mom and her relationship with food. Laments her beans rice and chimichanga and how she was not "fully conscious" while ordering it.
Oracle Reading time:

Love Affair
Axolotl (Some healing and regeneration bullshit)
Remove the limiting labels you are wearing (I think we had this one before, must've fucking failed then before, fatty)
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Anyway, the juxtaposition between Amber rambling about the universe telling her that is capable and "I'm going to the hospital" is kinda hilarious. So yeah, fatty is having chest pains on her left side so now she's going to the hospital. A few shots of her in a hospital bed with stuff up her arm (she really likes those shots, huh). Lists all the procedures they used to determine what it could be.

Back home and fatty is cryeeeeeeeeen. Apparently everything looks fine, she has elevated d-dimer, which could be indicative of a blood clot. Ohohoho, what is this now? She's thankful for the doctors? Now, this is a far cry form the old days of her calling them people with degrees on the walls and their little minions. Curious how an actual emergency is humbling our gorl. Anyway I enjoy this one still where she looks particularly slig-like.
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Cry moar, fatty.
Amber dying so I don't have to do this shit anymore would be the most considerate thing she's done... well, ever. In either case, finally something mildly interesting is happening, though it will likely be a nothingburger because we just ain't that lucky.
 
During Amber Lynn Reid's time of great turmoil I think we should remember she's always the victim. Always in need of the most attention. Always struggling to make it another day.
 
"I just got done cryeeeeeeen" Of course you did Amber, for you are leeeduruhlly incapable of experience any medical issues without crying fatly on camera about it.

If having her baby factor yeeted out because of cansurr didn't scare her into changing her ways, a lung / blood clot has no chance.
 
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