🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Mekahineyho said:
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Her sitting there explaining about how she totally needs to eat a candy bar because she shouldn't deny herself or else she's just gonna eat it anyways! She really is hopeless.

Also this bitch uses plastic forks and paper plates, lazy ass.
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They do not put those little raised parts on the backs metal forks, so don't even try to deny it fatty. That's how you can tell the difference. I also know you own black cutlery, that's just an excuse so you can say "Oh I don't use plastic! I have black forks!" and gaslight your audience.
 
Cal Arts said:
One of Amber's favorite vloggers, Alexandra Rodriguez, just did a full day of fast food on WW. She's also hopelessly fat.
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I remember watching her videos a while ago when she was brought up as someone Amber apparently idolizes and thinking she wasn’t too bad, comparatively. I take back my initial reaction. I can’t believe this food drunk bitch didn’t get anything for the dog.
 
amber's carbon footprint must be fucking astronomical. so much single-use plastic covered crap, mountains of food, not to mention a single fart of hers is enough to fuck with the ozone layer
 
mikepattonsbunghole said:
amber's carbon footprint must be fucking astronomical. so much single-use plastic covered crap, mountains of food, not to mention a single fart of hers is enough to fuck with the ozone layer
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Cecil Harvey said:
Also this bitch uses plastic forks and paper plates, lazy ass.
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Give me the hats but I unironically think we should kill people that live like this :( You are fucking up the rest of the world because you cant be arsed to walk to the kitchen and wash a fork. They should be culled for the greater good.

FatalTater said:
Remember how Amber once said that we would know when her money was running out because she would start eating on camera again?
Something like that?
I remember.
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I love this for her. Thank goodness her behavior has not negatively impacted her income! That would be so unfair.

What do you think, guys, did she drip dry, throw a new torrid tarp on, and waddle out to spend this Easter Holiday with her family? Or is she spending it guilt-tripping mamalynn and manipulating family plans so she gets what she wants a handed a plate from everyone and doesn't have to walk as much? Sucking down them debble'd aeygs.
 
Mekahineyho said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7-EbrSpdIGA
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Alright, you know how this goes, PreserveTube.

Opening full of reiterating already known information and shelf-patting on how she's using what she knows.

First meal is Arby's, crinkle fries, french dip sandwhich, and a diet coke. Fatty really tries to frame this as a victory.

Next meal, chicken sausage with some veggies, those being brussel sprouts, broccoli, caulflower, mini peppers, and scallions. Also corn. Naturally, in the process of making this, it was buried beaneath salty condiments. Once again presents this as a victory by contrasting it with what she eats off track.

This continues to before we get the next meal, where we once again get told what she'd eat if she was off track. Next meal will be diet coke and a pesto tortellini TV dinner. So nutrient free sodie slop and sodium food.

Snack time, and more on track vs off track talk I'm sure we've heard in many variations before. Anyways she's eating almond joy.
In a twist of "content", Hambo gives us a list of what she has eaten on an off track day in comparison.
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Anway, the food for thought questions.
1. If you had to improve one thing about today's food intake, what would it be?
Says she would Arby for dinner and have a regular breakfast instead.
2. Was there a moment you were about to fall off-track, but you stopped yourself?
No, she beat the intrusive thoughts today.
3. Would you consider today a successful day for you?
Yes.

The End.
Nothing happens in this. I have nothing to say.
 
Sodium, fat, carbs, more sodium, sugar, sodium again.
Would it kill this bitch to put a chicken breast in the oven with some pepper and steam some vegetables?
At this point Amber there is no way in hell you can convince me you have any plans at all to lose any weight.
You clearly enjoy being 500+lbs, despite the physical limitations and pain, because it means you can hork down the equivalent of a salt lick a day.
 
Amber likes being huge. People cater to her, she can use it for pity points and ass pats. There will always be degenerates that love fat ass bitches like Amber.

She has no reason to change. Even if she did, even if she lost all kind of weight, her body would be absolutely gone without a ton of corrective surgery, and she knows this. She would look like Tammy Slaton. She can't even be assed to get under 500 to get weight loss surgery muchless go through the process of correcting the lifetime worth of damage done to her body.
 
What would the new poll even be?

What new horrors will Amber dip her dainty fingers into next?
o Dates another married woman, secretly dates the wife at the same time, and triangulates them
o Marries Salah and becomes sister wives with Chantal
o Twinkie explores too hard
o We never see Wasabi again but Amber insists he's still there and obsessed with her
o The cousins from the movie theater double handjob reappear for seconds
o Becomes the #1 OF creator for feeders but Amber insists they're wholesome fans who encourage her to lose weight
o Announces the release of a new cryptocurrency, GORL, gets frustrated 5 minutes in and cancels the project
o Starts WWIII
 
ALR has no reason, in her mind, to lose weight or change anything. As it stands, she gets what she needs and presumably what she wants doing exactly what she’s doing.

She has no idea what it would feel like to be a more normal weight but as long as she can get people to cater to her… just as she is, why change?

Change involves icky work, after all.
 
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Jerbear89 said:
100% if the stupid fat bitch had cancer and still didn't change anything she is never going any kind of real weight ever
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The fact cancer didn't do anything always fucks me up. I only had a cancer scare once and it derailed several bad habits. Just an easy to reverse condition that could have gone cancerous if I hadn't gone to a check up and got a routine procedure done. It was still a come to Jesus moment. This bitch had full on gotta remove your innards, using a mattress as a pad cancer and still can't stay away from the nuggies
 
Do you think her mom knows how Amber makes money? Surely the mom has seen her youtube channel and she accepts this lifestyle.
 
lostinwoods said:
Do you think her mom knows how Amber makes money? Surely the mom has seen her youtube channel and she accepts this lifestyle.
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Of course her mom knows, how else would amber be getting her money? It's either being a lol cow on the youtubes or selling pictures of her fat folds to men on some sketchy website. The only actual job I can imagine her doing at this size is some call center job, but her lack of resilience and overall laziness would make her quit in about a week
 
Pig Demon said:
I said during a meltdown. Ffs clearly it’s not like that all the time. People definitely experience this. Just cuz you (one of the many many people who somehow have this rare disorder) don’t doesn’t mean people don’t.
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5.4 million people in the US alone have it diagnosed, not counting undiagnosed individuals, and it’s more common than schizophrenia, moron.
 
All this money talk reminds me of one thing that Amber has been successful when it comes to being a lol cow — getting paid.

She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.

Just compare her to the other cows that she cohabitates with (ie foodie) and Amber blows them out of the water when you take in consideration how much work she’s done to the money she’s made. Amber has not (yet) resorted to such ridiculous means (Kuweight???) in order to garner attention/income. (well no more ridiculous than being a death fat.)

Of course Amber’s mom knows about the money. Even if it wasn’t in her white trash genes to sniff out any source of potential drug income, Methmomma would know solely because Amber has managed to stay so fat for so long by just talking into her magical machine.

That’s what Amber has and though I, a relatively sane person, am not envious of her lifestyle, I could see how people could and would be jealous.

Some even should (that is, creators that actually try.)
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
She has monetized addiction in ways that most junkies are frankly jealous of; I’m sure there are plenty of addicts of all strips that would love to make some money of what is slowly killing them.
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That’s what happens when your lolcow. There has been a few times king cobra has asked people to stop sending him bottles of alcohol because he simply didn’t have the room for it in his apartment. They are bottom feeders and they have found a way to monotize it like you said.

It’s not just food addiction for amber tho. She’s like a fucking wendigo or energy vampire. She is feeding off the drama and pain and chaos off everyone around her and through the screens. She finds joy in reading these threads and infiltrating facebook groups.
 
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