🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Haven't seen anyone share this yet and suspect it may be taken down, but someone created an entire AI album inspired by ALR on Spotify. Her recent very AI-sounding voice memo from a fan makes me wonder if someone is an elaborate troll or if Big Al is finally venturing into business as an AI musician.

https://open.spotify.com/album/3Q45Ga5mWHlYhZ6cpTxE5p?si=zrZhbJwqQx2n0j0cSaK63A

FWIW the music is not horrible.

Did you join yesterday to share this from Jordys livestream the other day, decide to self-promote this, or both?
 
i just want amberlynn to have a midlife crisis and sperg out like anisa did. she has so much disposable income she could easily pay to get herself tatted up and bring back the lip piercings, get giant stretched out ear gauges, like one of those 2013 tumblr disney princess edits but the size of jupiter and with jaundice. can you imagine her posing for pics on the back of those disabled/fat-person motorcycles with her next feeder?
i can
All that stuff requires that she leaves the house, so no dice there.
 
Courtesy of Charlie gold via twitter:
34 yo Amber dropping a “bombshell” that Alexis takes ::GASP:: ACID!!!!. If you close your eyes and just listen it sounds like a fucking 16 yo ranting about a girl at school.
 
Is she trying to insinuate Alexis sexually harassed her or something? Why is it every single person has to rape or molest her? It's like these people can't control themselves when around her. I get the feeling she would love for that to be true. It flatters her to think she is that desirable. She is seriously one sick bitch. I'm no fan of Alexis, but this bitch should be lucky anyone would want to be with her and here she is talking like she is better and too good to be with Alexis.
 
Courtesy of Charlie gold via twitter:
34 yo Amber dropping a “bombshell” that Alexis takes ::GASP:: ACID!!!!. If you close your eyes and just listen it sounds like a fucking 16 yo ranting about a girl at school.
ssstwitter.com_1744818305934.mp4

Maybe it’s different for fat lesbians but acid and masturbation does not seem like something I’d be down for.

Also let’s assume it’s true; Alexis wtf are doing with your life? How is dropping acid and calling up Fattie here for phone sex a good use of your time?

Wisconsin that fucking boring?

Also Amber just casually admitting to drinking during the call. Could you imagine what they talked about? I doubt was even a had a conversation; probably just two intoxicated idiots talking to each other using the same two syllable words to describing their feelings.

“It’s a vibe” must have been said over 100 times between the two of them.

Also the idea that everyone wants to fuck Amber is hilarious but let’s not forget how desperate some men are. Personally I want her drop this facade of being a lesbian and just find her Gene or Peet’s.

Maybe even do an entire 180 and start going to church. She can become some sort of fat trad wife. That would be interesting.
 
Courtesy of Charlie gold via twitter:
34 yo Amber dropping a “bombshell” that Alexis takes ::GASP:: ACID!!!!. If you close your eyes and just listen it sounds like a fucking 16 yo ranting about a girl at school.
ssstwitter.com_1744818305934.mp4

Fatso is not ok with lying because she liderally doesn't lie, she just protects herself!!!
If I didn't know her and only listened to her speaking, I'd say she was in her early 20s, not a 35yo woman, she'll never change.
 
Imagine your only comeback being that someone takes a party drug.
I haven’t watched anything new that’s come out recently because I’ve just been burnt out but I’ve been checking the threads and when I read this I thought we had circled back to that time destiny was dropping all sorts of lore on a live stream phone call and amber was like “well I have tea on you” and then proceeded to tattle like a fucking toddler about how destiny’s brother did coke.

The amber verse is like the Taco Bell menu. There’s about 6 ingredients and they just keep reassembling them to try to create different things but all just tastes the same because it’s the same ingredients. Nothing is new ever
 

opening up about my health at 500lbs | weigh in ep. 4​

(04/16/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xnz6NCUAvRwPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=xnz6NCUAvRw
Alright, thanks. Not wasting any time on this.

Tuesday the 15th, getting right into the questions.

Q: Are you in a lot of pain at this size?
A: My muscles are used to this, so no. Though she had pain in her lower back before, and the usually her feet hurt when she goes grocery shopping.

Q; What did you mean by "I planned my whole day around this" in your WIAT video?
A: She meant to say she planned her meal around it.

Q: What's a misconception you heat about your lipadema or lymphedema?
A: Long winded answer that I don't really get the point behind. Talks about how her legs feel like cement when she's swollen. Basically talking about how much better she feels when "losing weight".

Q: Are you eating food alone at bingo or does your mom eat with you?
A: Everyone usually eats at bingo.

Q: Are you allowed to bring your own food to bingo?
A: No.

Now onto the goals:
1. Takeout goal: Goal met, only ordered 3 times.
2. Have a better weekend than before: Supposedly was.

Only one goal for the following week: Follow her meal plan 5 out of 7 days of the week.

Says she's been logging all her calories. Drones on about how this time she's totally gonna super succeed for real this time 100% no clickbait.

New weight 517lbs. So I'm assuming 530-540.
Fatty lost a single pound.
 
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